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Title: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Icequeen on September 22, 2016, 08:38:19 AM
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside....

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Suspicious Clown Sightings Under Investigation By Pennsylvania State Police
The Pennsylvania incidents are among a broader rash of odd clown sightings nationwide.

An outbreak of suspicious clown sightings reported across the country has spread to Pennsylvania, where state police are investigating.

State police in Huntington County filed a report stating a clown sighting is currently under investigation there. The incident involved "unknown actor(s) dressed as a clown." No threats were made, police said, and no description of the clown was provided.

Nonetheless, Pennsylvania State Police warned residents "if you observe an individual dressed as a clown on your property or along county roadways you are encouraged to call State Police."

The incident isn't the only one involving allegedly creepy clowns in Pennsylvania in recent days.

Earlier this week, authorities in Schuylkill County were investigating a report of clowns harassing children near a playground.

“A clown started chasing us up here and turned around and went back to the woods. So we thought it was gone, turned around, broke a stick and threw it at us and started calling us, cursing at us, it was scary,” a girl identified as only Brianne told WNEP. “Yes, a clown did this.”

And in Cambria County on Monday, a "creepy clown in a teal outfit" was reportedly peeking in someone’s window, state police in Ebensburg said, according to a report by The Tribune-Democrat.

The Pennsylvania incidents are among a broader rash of odd clown sightings nationwide.

Reports of clowns trying to lure children into the woods were recently under investigation in Greenville, South Carolina. Other sightings have been reported in Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky and Maryland. However, authorities believe many of these reports are unsubstantiated, the Washington Post says.

http://patch.com/pennsylvania/newtown-pa/suspicious-clown-sightings-under-investigation-pennsylvania-state-police

A local sighting just occurred near me, I had to fight my way though a huddle of mothers and their little kids in Dollar General this morning. "I'm so scared"..."they should arrest anyone they see in a clown suit".  ::)

Just be aware...dressing up like Pennywise is probably a poor choice for a Halloween costume this year.

Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on September 22, 2016, 09:21:45 AM
Ban clown suits! :arrr:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 22, 2016, 11:16:00 AM
Fucking bizarre.

Weren't there sightings in a costal state like Virginia too??
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 22, 2016, 12:22:35 PM
  I keep going back to the mention of a clown wearing a teal outfit. 
  Rather a subdued and classy look for, essentially, a painted buffoon. :rofl:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Jack on September 22, 2016, 01:08:44 PM
If it's some sort of weird joke, then well enough, but the part about harassing kids is a bit out of line.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Icequeen on September 22, 2016, 01:49:04 PM
I look for this to ramp up a few notches before Halloween...until some 16 or 17 yr old possibly gets shot scaring the hell out of some little kids.

Clown costume sales are already doing well on Fleabay and seem to be climbing.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 08, 2016, 07:40:39 PM
Had a clown sighting here a few days ago.  It's a nationwide thing now.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Icequeen on October 08, 2016, 07:55:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GuOZ0jkuQ
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2016, 02:20:03 AM
They are in the UK now. :zoinks:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 09, 2016, 07:29:12 AM
They are in the UK now. :zoinks:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain

  :trump: Everybody wants to be like us! :murica:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 10, 2016, 12:15:08 AM
You're ahead, though. One of your clowns is running for President. :trump:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 10, 2016, 08:19:08 AM
You're ahead, though. One of your clowns is running for President. :trump:

  :trump: Watch it!  Once I get elected, I'm building a wall to keep out you Moomins!
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 10, 2016, 01:08:50 PM
You're ahead, though. One of your clowns is running for President. :trump:

  :trump: Watch it!  Once I get elected, I'm building a wall to keep out you Moomins!

Hey, if we get 100,000 signatures, we can petition the government to ban odeon from the US!!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 10, 2016, 01:28:28 PM
I'm glad you're being realistic.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Genesis on October 10, 2016, 08:43:51 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: renaeden on October 11, 2016, 02:55:54 AM
The clowns are now making their presence known here in Western Australia.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2016, 09:29:01 AM
PA's and my song was Send in the Clowns from a Little Night Music.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 11, 2016, 10:37:46 PM
There's been a clown sighting in Sweden now.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 12, 2016, 04:17:03 AM
  :trump: Once again, the USA leads the way! :murica:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Charlotte Quin on October 12, 2016, 06:16:38 AM
The clowns are here too, only because kids have nothing better to do.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: rock hound on October 12, 2016, 08:49:15 AM
A "clown" was in the news locally for grabbing onto a moving transit bus.   ::)
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: 'andersom' on October 12, 2016, 11:10:26 AM
World wide boredom?
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: rock hound on October 12, 2016, 02:15:45 PM
World wide boredom?

More like the latest craze, by people with too much time on their hands and being attention whores.   ::)  Stupidity combined with boredom. 
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 12, 2016, 02:27:50 PM
World wide boredom?

World wilde wackos. :P
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Genesis on October 13, 2016, 04:42:58 PM
The only thing that was clown related in my area was way before my time.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 14, 2016, 12:08:48 AM
Apparently some guy wearing a clown mask stabbed a teenager last night.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Walkie on October 14, 2016, 07:34:50 AM
Apparently some guy wearing a clown mask stabbed a teenager last night.

Yeah, the antisocial bastards were bound to take advantage of this craze *sigh* . That's the really scary thing about it.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: rock hound on October 14, 2016, 09:23:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG15oP7q4fI
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 14, 2016, 10:58:02 AM
Apparently some guy wearing a clown mask stabbed a teenager last night.

Yeah, the antisocial bastards were bound to take advantage of this craze *sigh* . That's the really scary thing about it.

Yeah. I expect more of this before it blows over.
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 17, 2016, 12:02:15 PM
  One of these times, a clown is going to get a faceful of Mace.  Laugh at that!  :hahaha: :trollface:


   On a related note, it's not a good time to be an actual legitimate clown.  :-\
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 17, 2016, 11:31:21 PM
Some clown jumped out of the woodwork to scare a guy and his mother on an evening walk yesterday. The guy punched him. :laugh:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 18, 2016, 04:14:59 AM
Some clown jumped out of the woodwork to scare a guy and his mother on an evening walk yesterday. The guy punched him. :laugh:

  Nothing like good old frontier justice!   :boxers:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: Jack on October 18, 2016, 05:15:24 AM
Some clown jumped out of the woodwork to scare a guy and his mother on an evening walk yesterday. The guy punched him. :laugh:
:laugh:
Title: Re: Beware of the Clowns
Post by: odeon on October 18, 2016, 12:04:02 PM
Some clown jumped out of the woodwork to scare a guy and his mother on an evening walk yesterday. The guy punched him. :laugh:

  Nothing like good old frontier justice!   :boxers:

I think it's going to happen more often if the clown idiocy continues.