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Title: not at the same time
Post by: McGiver on January 07, 2007, 11:52:29 PM: name two things you love, but not at the same time.

i love milk and i love cheddar cheese, but never at the same time.
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: odeon on January 08, 2007, 02:14:56 AM: Beer and coffee.
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Post by: Litigious on January 08, 2007, 05:30:45 AM: Pizza and Christmas pudding. 8)
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Post by: Mr Smith on January 08, 2007, 05:51:39 AM: hot guys and food.

..

Wait, scratch that. I do enjoy those at the same time. At least I didn't say riding horses and sex.
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Litigious on January 08, 2007, 05:59:38 AM: Taking a shit and eating a fine dinner. 8)
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: DirtDawg on January 08, 2007, 06:06:42 AM: Quote from: fatty mcblob on January 08, 2007, 05:51:39 AM
hot guys and food.

..

Wait, scratch that. I do enjoy those at the same time. At least I didn't say riding horses and sex.

... because you enjoy that, too?
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: DirtDawg on January 08, 2007, 06:09:49 AM: red ripe jalepeno peppers and clit.

actually, i would love it, but the clit bearer might not
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Post by: Graelwyn on January 08, 2007, 07:37:58 AM: Intelligent, eccentric men and photography
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Post by: renaeden on January 08, 2007, 07:40:53 AM: Orange juice and toothpaste. Blech!
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: McGiver on January 08, 2007, 07:41:42 AM: Quote from: renaeden on January 08, 2007, 07:40:53 AM
Orange juice and toothpaste. Blech!
dittoed
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: El on January 08, 2007, 09:48:42 AM: Wearing a thong, and doing situps.
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Litigious on January 08, 2007, 09:53:19 AM: Smoking a Cuban cigar and mixing flash powder.
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Post by: DirtDawg on January 08, 2007, 10:18:03 AM: late nights and early mornings
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Post by: ozymandias on January 08, 2007, 10:19:42 AM: Eating salty food and drinking wine or tea!
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Mr Smith on January 08, 2007, 06:17:17 PM: Quote from: PMS Elle on January 08, 2007, 09:48:42 AM
Wearing a thong, and doing situps.

I deg to biffer on that one.
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: ozymandias on January 08, 2007, 08:25:35 PM: sex and children running around!
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Peter on January 08, 2007, 08:37:18 PM: Quote from: ozymandias on January 08, 2007, 08:25:35 PM
sex and children running around!

I was in that situation once...
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:35:31 AM: It's doable but you have to come up with something clever to keep the kid(s) busy.
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Post by: Peter on January 09, 2007, 01:46:04 AM: Yeah, it sucks when they stand there and cry because mummy likes the strange man better than them.
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Post by: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:52:15 AM: Um, sometimes the strange man is their dad... :P
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Post by: Callaway on January 09, 2007, 02:08:06 AM: Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
It's doable but you have to come up with something clever to keep the kid(s) busy.

It never really works. They stay busy and distracted just long enough to pound on the locked door at the most inconvenient times. :laugh:
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: ozymandias on January 09, 2007, 06:03:37 AM: Quote from: Callaway on January 09, 2007, 02:08:06 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
It's doable but you have to come up with something clever to keep the kid(s) busy.

It never really works. They stay busy and distracted just long enough to pound on the locked door at the most inconvenient times. :laugh:

Or start crying when you tell them to stay downstairs as you hear them come up the stairs. Killed that mood pretty damn fast!
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 01:44:52 PM: There are few sensations that match looking your wife in the eye and feeling someone tickle the bottom of your foot.
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: El on January 27, 2007, 11:00:58 AM: Arguing and smiling. When I do them at the same time, you KNOW you're fucked.
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Post by: Scrapheap on March 16, 2007, 08:43:52 PM: Having sex and drinking alcohol.

I always get whiskey dick.
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Post by: renaeden on March 17, 2007, 10:32:32 PM: Taking a sedative and a laxative.
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Post by: DirtDawg on March 19, 2007, 06:21:01 AM: Woulldn' that help to calm you down, about shittting your pants?
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Post by: El on March 19, 2007, 07:23:09 AM: Quote from: renaeden on March 17, 2007, 10:32:32 PM
Taking a sedative and a laxative.

not to hit a touchy subject here, but you like taking laxatives?
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: renaeden on March 24, 2007, 07:58:47 PM: It is not a touchy subject. I have taken laxatives in the past when I couldn't....go, also when I took iron tablets and I couldn't.... go then, either.
I remember taking them and thinking I wanted something to help me sleep as well. Then thought that would not be a good idea!
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Peter on March 25, 2007, 06:58:26 AM: Quote from: Scrapheap on March 16, 2007, 08:43:52 PM
Having sex and drinking alcohol.

I always get whiskey dick.

You need a viagra chaser.
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: Calandale on March 30, 2007, 07:17:33 PM: Girls and sheep. Someone always gets upset.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 04:35:34 PM: Bleach and ammonia, but never at the same time. The resulting fumes are dangerous! :yarly:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 19, 2016, 04:33:44 PM: Spaghetti and orange juice, but not at the same time. Too hard on the esophagus! :sick:
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 02, 2017, 11:11:06 AM: Walking and talking. Not at the same time. :tard:
Title: Re: not at the same time
Post by: renaeden on April 03, 2017, 12:00:07 AM: Drinking (not alcohol) and walking. Just can't do it!