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Title: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 08, 2016, 08:17:39 PM
I want those rivers to start posting.  :orly: I don't know what thoserivers personality is like so I will try to appeal to every orifice.




Please, please, pretty please, thoserivers, please start posting. I'm so very sad you don't post. :emosad:

This forum needs more active members, and it's your duty to contribute to the survival of this forum. You are needed!!  :roses:

There may or may not be freshly baked pastries available to actively posting members.  :drool:

What's the matter with you, you lurking little twat, do I have to reach through the screen and drag you in here?   :fuckyeahdance:

This place isn't nearly as bad as it smells, it's true.  :poop:

There is a b00bz thread, if you happen to like b00bz. :bounce:

If you don't like b00bz, Jack can direct you various scattered penis photos.  :penis:

There may or may not be sweaty gopher n00ds exchanged with actively posting members.  :hamsterwheel:

I would like you to be my new special interest, and you seem like the type who would be hip to that sort of thing.   :hahaha:

I may or may not create a new thread each year celebrating the dawn of your existence.  :cake:

I may or may not cast an evil spell on you if you don't start posting.  :bodie:

Joining the conversation after a year-and-a-half of lurking will show how brave you can be.  :viking:

You may or may not be greeted with open acceptance.  :grouphug:

So what say ye, thoserivers?   :MLA:





Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2016, 08:53:13 AM
  I think thoserivers ought to beware the gopher.
   Gophers are vermin and they can be rabid too!   :runaway: :GA:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Icequeen on June 09, 2016, 11:34:54 AM
I think the gopher should be tested.

I had rabies shots once...they weren't fun.

:runaway:

Hi thoserivers!

Most of us don't bite...although some of us like to on occasion. 
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 09, 2016, 01:40:14 PM
Make it so!  :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Jack on June 09, 2016, 03:49:08 PM
Yes. Thoserivers should post. Am wondering what the username thoserivers means.
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: MLA on June 09, 2016, 04:57:21 PM
thoserivers is a coward  :CanofWorms:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2016, 06:00:33 PM
Yes. Thoserivers should post. Am wondering what the username thoserivers means.

  It's a way to differentiate from these rivers.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: rock hound on June 09, 2016, 06:04:03 PM
Probably a spambot!   
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 09, 2016, 06:35:15 PM
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2016, 06:37:05 PM
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(

  Don't you have enough stuff already, you greedy little furball?  :spank:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 09, 2016, 06:38:31 PM
I'm special and I expect special treatment.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2016, 06:40:34 PM
I'm special and I expect special treatment.  >:(

    Taxidermy is special. :trollskull:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 09, 2016, 06:58:59 PM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: MLA on June 10, 2016, 10:40:09 AM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 10, 2016, 09:26:03 PM
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(

Damn it Gary! You're too spoiled  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 10, 2016, 11:02:00 PM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:

I thought you were a teenaged girl.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 10, 2016, 11:02:55 PM
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(

Damn it Gary! You're too spoiled  :zoinks:

I know right? My momma never told me no.  :orly:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 11, 2016, 12:17:20 AM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:

I thought you were a teenaged girl.  :zoinks:

You were right!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 12, 2016, 07:06:48 PM
Hopefully he and I are equally disappointed.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: MLA on June 13, 2016, 08:58:19 AM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:

I thought you were a teenaged girl.  :zoinks:

I can't help that your observational skills are not up to snuff  :autism:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 13, 2016, 07:50:31 PM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:

I thought you were a teenaged girl.  :zoinks:

I can't help that your observational skills are not up to snuff  :autism:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4psKYpfnYs
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 13, 2016, 08:04:03 PM
I want my own pet spambot.  >:(

I thought you WERE a spambot  :dunno:

I thought you were a teenaged girl.  :zoinks:

I can't help that your observational skills are not up to snuff  :autism:

You can too be wrok from home mother!! Earn $2,000 dollers a week wrok from home!! Urgent visit this website http://2000wrokhomemom.com   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2016, 10:18:29 AM
I thought you wanted thoserivers to start posing. :tard:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2016, 10:18:52 AM
Odeon wont let me have a spambot.  >:(

I am mean that way.
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 14, 2016, 07:09:29 PM
I thought you wanted thoserivers to start posing. :tard:

She should submit to my charming persuasiveness.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 14, 2016, 08:47:10 PM
I thought you wanted thoserivers to start posing. :tard:

She should submit to my charming persuasiveness.  >:(

 :LOL:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2016, 12:59:18 AM
I thought you wanted thoserivers to start posing. :tard:

She should submit to my charming persuasiveness.  >:(

Not very persuasive, are you? :hahaha:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 16, 2016, 11:19:46 AM
Who can be more persuasive? *points to self* This Guy!
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 16, 2016, 06:15:12 PM
I thought you wanted thoserivers to start posing. :tard:

She should submit to my charming persuasiveness.  >:(

Not very persuasive, are you? :hahaha:

At least I'm charming.  :orly:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 16, 2016, 06:15:34 PM
Who can be more persuasive? *points to self* This Guy!

Use your magic on thoserivers.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 17, 2016, 08:47:31 PM
Who can be more persuasive? *points to self* This Guy!

Use your magic on thoserivers.  >:(

Hey Thoserivers!!! Start posting! We have cookies!
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: rock hound on June 17, 2016, 08:54:43 PM
Give it up folks. some things ain't gonna happen! :-\
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 17, 2016, 09:02:27 PM
Fine. Then I get Genesis' cookies.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 17, 2016, 09:25:27 PM
Give it up folks. some things ain't gonna happen! :-\

DAMN IT!

Fine. Then I get Genesis' cookies.  >:(

Snickerdoodle or Peanut Butter Chacolate?
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 19, 2016, 12:37:45 PM
Snickerdoodle or Peanut Butter Chacolate?

Peanut butter chocolate.  >:(
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2016, 07:05:35 PM
Snickerdoodle or Peanut Butter Chacolate?

Peanut butter chocolate.  >:(

  No cookies for you, fatty.  :police: :trollface:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 19, 2016, 08:03:45 PM
*defiantly crunches cookies*   :eyelash:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: rock hound on June 19, 2016, 08:04:32 PM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 19, 2016, 08:07:24 PM
Careful or you'll catch flies.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 20, 2016, 08:02:46 AM
*defiantly crunches cookies*   :eyelash:

  Burn it off, little fatty, burn it off!    :police: :hamsterwheel: :police:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 20, 2016, 07:45:38 PM
I'm saving it for winter.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 20, 2016, 09:14:42 PM
I'm saving it for winter.  :zoinks:

  Better stay off the highway or that redneck diner will save you in the freezer. :trollface:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 20, 2016, 10:46:01 PM
Thoserivers, he don't say nothing,
He don't post nothing.
He keeps on rolling,
He just keeps on rolling,

(Sung to Old Man River and apologies to W. C. Handy)
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 21, 2016, 09:45:55 PM
:violin:
Title: Re: Enough already! I want thoserivers to start posting!
Post by: Genesis on June 24, 2016, 03:05:04 PM
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