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Title: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 06, 2015, 07:02:55 PM
 :mischief: Here we go

I realized that dream I had of these Aliens posing as Special Olympic Athletes was a bit odd. Then I realized (after watching the Mario Bros movie) That the Aliens were the Goombas from the film!

  :blah: :blah: :blah:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Bastet on October 06, 2015, 07:13:16 PM
:poop:

Last night I had a nightmare there was a cat eating dog on the loose and I was trying to protect my cats from him. He was big and vicious with sharp teeth and I was going to do whatever it took to stop him ever if he chewed up my arms in the process.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: renaeden on October 07, 2015, 12:06:08 AM
How many "random" threads are you going to make, Genesis?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: odeon on October 07, 2015, 12:35:42 AM
Is there any other kind? :P
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 07, 2015, 04:39:24 PM
The Wild Card game is tonight.... who knows what will happen.  :o
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 08, 2015, 02:01:42 PM
Pittsburgh and New York are out.... that means Chicago, The Other New York, as well as Los Angeles, St. Louis, Houston, Texas, Kansas City, and Toronto remain.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: MLA on October 08, 2015, 02:21:18 PM
Albuquerque, Des Moines and South Wickinghamshire.  :congrats:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 08, 2015, 08:24:19 PM
Albuquerque, Des Moines and South Wickinghamshire.  :congrats:

 :clap:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 09, 2015, 02:51:26 PM
Any of you watch Pogo at all? If not you're missing out....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Bastet on October 09, 2015, 02:58:57 PM
Emptied my ass just now :poop:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: odeon on October 09, 2015, 03:17:18 PM
:beergrin:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 10, 2015, 12:35:51 AM
 :bigcry: Someone send me a Wahambulance!

A guy from Mexico called me a Dumbass all because I said Hitler was Austrian!

Oh right.... LAW OF GODWIN!
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 10, 2015, 02:11:33 PM
Sometimes I sleep too much, that's when problems begin to occur.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Jack on October 10, 2015, 02:22:56 PM
Pittsburgh and New York are out.... that means Chicago, The Other New York, as well as Los Angeles, St. Louis, Houston, Texas, Kansas City, and Toronto remain.
Any favorite?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 10, 2015, 09:59:48 PM
Pittsburgh and New York are out.... that means Chicago, The Other New York, as well as Los Angeles, St. Louis, Houston, Texas, Kansas City, and Toronto remain.
Any favorite?

Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Jack on October 11, 2015, 04:29:55 PM
Pittsburgh and New York are out.... that means Chicago, The Other New York, as well as Los Angeles, St. Louis, Houston, Texas, Kansas City, and Toronto remain.
Any favorite?
Does that mean no?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 12, 2015, 12:49:20 PM
Chicago is my favorite.... I am a Cubs fan after all.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: DirtDawg on October 12, 2015, 03:10:58 PM
Chicago is my favorite.... I am a Cubs fan after all.

Not that many of us left.
 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 12, 2015, 10:40:18 PM
Chicago is my favorite.... I am a Cubs fan after all.

Not that many of us left.
 :thumbup:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on October 13, 2015, 03:30:57 PM
YAY!!!!!!  :lol1:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 18, 2015, 12:15:52 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY EX IS DUMB!


:grrr: *every expletive by the book has been used for this post*
Don't say we didn't warn you  >:(
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 18, 2015, 12:17:48 AM
:bigcry: WAAAHAABULANCE!
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 18, 2015, 12:26:27 AM
EX:  :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

ME:   :minusevil:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: 'andersom' on December 18, 2015, 01:45:37 AM
Happy now?   :orly:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 18, 2015, 02:49:21 AM
I'm going to sleep right now.... if anyone needs anything, contact my sociopathic Budgie.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: 'andersom' on December 18, 2015, 02:55:48 AM
What's her number?


Good night, btw.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 18, 2015, 05:31:29 AM
I am very too drunk.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 20, 2015, 03:27:51 PM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 20, 2015, 07:23:42 PM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?

Will you share the leftover rum if he didn't take it all?  :orly:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 20, 2015, 11:21:38 PM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?

Will you share the leftover rum if he didn't take it all?  :orly:

Sure.... if one can help me with dealing with my ex-girlfriend ._.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 20, 2015, 11:56:09 PM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?

Will you share the leftover rum if he didn't take it all?  :orly:

Sure.... if one can help me with dealing with my ex-girlfriend ._.

I guess that means I'm not getting any rum.  >:(
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 21, 2015, 12:43:35 AM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?

Will you share the leftover rum if he didn't take it all?  :orly:

Sure.... if one can help me with dealing with my ex-girlfriend ._.

I guess that means I'm not getting any rum.  >:(

The Rum is by the secret compartment next to the hyperlink.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: odeon on December 21, 2015, 01:49:28 AM
Drink whisky instead. :orly:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Charlotte Quin on December 21, 2015, 06:15:30 PM
/Wonders what Al's favourite bourbon brand is :orly:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 21, 2015, 07:50:21 PM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?

Will you share the leftover rum if he didn't take it all?  :orly:

Sure.... if one can help me with dealing with my ex-girlfriend ._.

I guess that means I'm not getting any rum.  >:(

The Rum is by the secret compartment next to the hyperlink.

I hope you don't mind backwash.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 21, 2015, 10:41:28 PM
I am very too drunk.

Did you take all the rum?

Will you share the leftover rum if he didn't take it all?  :orly:

Sure.... if one can help me with dealing with my ex-girlfriend ._.

I guess that means I'm not getting any rum.  >:(

The Rum is by the secret compartment next to the hyperlink.

I hope you don't mind backwash.  :zoinks:

 :lol1:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 28, 2015, 04:38:49 PM
 (emo)
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 28, 2015, 05:45:22 PM
 :eyelash:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 28, 2015, 07:12:42 PM
 :roar:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 29, 2015, 07:28:40 PM
The PAIN the *expletive deleted* PAIN!
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 30, 2015, 07:03:38 PM
 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 30, 2015, 07:25:08 PM
Quit judging our love.  >:(
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 31, 2015, 09:45:11 AM
The PAIN the *expletive deleted* PAIN!

  Nice font!  :orly:


  But what hurts?  is it a tooth?  Toothaches are bad.  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 31, 2015, 09:45:57 AM
Quit judging our love.  >:(

  Such a fiesty little furball.  :hug:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 31, 2015, 02:17:18 PM
The PAIN the *expletive deleted* PAIN!

  Nice font!  :orly:


  But what hurts?  is it a tooth?  Toothaches are bad.  :thumbdn:


Chinese Teeth Torture a.k.a. Spacers for Invisalign Braces procedure.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on December 31, 2015, 02:17:55 PM
:hahaha:

Why am I getting laughed at by a Squirrel?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: MLA on December 31, 2015, 02:57:01 PM
:hahaha:

Why am I getting laughed at by a Squirrel?

Because you are humorous to a squirrel.  Take from that what you will.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 01, 2016, 08:34:22 PM
:hahaha:

Why am I getting laughed at by a Squirrel?

Because you are humorous to a squirrel.  Take from that what you will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkSeeMxLn5Q&
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: odeon on January 02, 2016, 03:59:00 AM
A squirrel? OMG, is that what it is? :P
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 02, 2016, 11:56:03 AM
I'm a gopher.  >:(
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: 'andersom' on January 02, 2016, 01:52:08 PM
I'm a gopher.  >:(

So, Genesis wasn't talking about you.

Don't be sad little gopher, others will talk about you. Or have you for dinner.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 02, 2016, 08:38:28 PM
I'm a gopher.  >:(

I know... I'm just teasing.... hahahaha
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: odeon on January 03, 2016, 04:12:30 AM
I'm a gopher.  >:(

Squirrel, gopher, whatever. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 03, 2016, 09:01:30 AM
See, Genesis really was talking about me.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Bastet on January 03, 2016, 09:28:19 PM
Squirrel what a whirl
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 06, 2016, 02:45:17 PM
I've been single way too long ._.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: MLA on January 06, 2016, 03:55:43 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 06, 2016, 04:17:57 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: MLA on January 06, 2016, 06:01:03 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/

Probably?  Was there a period of uncertainty?

Yes, 7-8 years is a long time.  You should work on that :)
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 06, 2016, 08:16:16 PM
I'm a gopher.  >:(

I know... I'm just teasing.... hahahaha

 :eyelash:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 08, 2016, 07:06:26 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/

Probably?  Was there a period of uncertainty?

Yes, 7-8 years is a long time.  You should work on that :)

Meh.... OkCupid here I go *sarcasm need not apply*
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: MLA on January 08, 2016, 09:25:17 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/

Probably?  Was there a period of uncertainty?

Yes, 7-8 years is a long time.  You should work on that :)

Meh.... OkCupid here I go *sarcasm need not apply*

OKCupid is so 2008.  Use Tinder (or Grindr)
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 08, 2016, 10:14:35 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/

Probably?  Was there a period of uncertainty?

Yes, 7-8 years is a long time.  You should work on that :)

Meh.... OkCupid here I go *sarcasm need not apply*

OKCupid is so 2008.  Use Tinder (or Grindr)

And what's wrong with a matchmaker?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 09, 2016, 04:53:49 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/

Probably?  Was there a period of uncertainty?

Yes, 7-8 years is a long time.  You should work on that :)

Meh.... OkCupid here I go *sarcasm need not apply*

OKCupid is so 2008.  Use Tinder (or Grindr)

Eh.....
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 09, 2016, 04:57:06 PM
I've been single way too long ._.

How long?

Probably since 2008 :-/

Probably?  Was there a period of uncertainty?

Yes, 7-8 years is a long time.  You should work on that :)

Meh.... OkCupid here I go *sarcasm need not apply*

OKCupid is so 2008.  Use Tinder (or Grindr)

And what's wrong with a matchmaker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: 'andersom' on January 09, 2016, 06:08:04 PM
 :poop:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 09, 2016, 10:45:19 PM
 :headbang2: Smashing! Just Smashing! How does she do it!?!
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 19, 2016, 05:57:41 PM
 :headhurts:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 25, 2016, 09:34:29 PM
Can a dog be racist if it doesn't like Black people?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Jack on January 25, 2016, 09:48:54 PM
Does the dog believe blacks are inherently inferior?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 25, 2016, 10:26:49 PM
Does the dog believe blacks are inherently inferior?

What if it was another Dog that was black? Wouldn't he be considered a breedist instead of a racist?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Jack on January 25, 2016, 10:31:23 PM
Black isn't a breed of dog. Wouldn't it be more sensible to conclude he's a bigot instead of racist, without knowing what he's thinking?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 25, 2016, 10:47:57 PM
Black isn't a breed of dog. Wouldn't it be more sensible to conclude he's a bigot instead of racist, without knowing what he's thinking?

He is a chihuahua that has major insecurity issues....
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Jack on January 25, 2016, 10:56:10 PM
It's probably difficult for Chihuahuas to measure up.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: renaeden on January 25, 2016, 10:59:31 PM
My sister has two Chihuahuas. I saw a sign on Facebook that would be perfect for her - "Beware... Death from the ankles down!"
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 26, 2016, 03:54:06 PM
My sister has two Chihuahuas. I saw a sign on Facebook that would be perfect for her - "Beware... Death from the ankles down!"

Luckily my dad's dog isn't like that....
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: MLA on January 26, 2016, 04:37:42 PM
Can a dog be racist if it doesn't like Black people?

No, just his owner.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Jack on January 26, 2016, 05:00:43 PM
Used to know a dog that didn't like black people, due to having never seeing them before; also knew a dog that didn't like kids for the same reason.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on January 26, 2016, 08:02:47 PM
Can a dog be racist if it doesn't like Black people?

No, just his owner.

Or its previous owner before the other previous owner :-/
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Lestat on February 21, 2016, 03:05:31 AM
Nigg'r's 'r like kidz, y' just need to know the right way to cook 'em.

Children are usually nice and tender, whereas all that antique farm equipment usually needs a prolonged boil, as in stew or currying before you can turn stringy old negro into something worth cooking.
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 21, 2016, 04:08:32 AM
Junkies are best served deep fried to a burnt crisp.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 21, 2016, 11:56:01 AM
Nigg'r's 'r like kidz, y' just need to know the right way to cook 'em.

Children are usually nice and tender, whereas all that antique farm equipment usually needs a prolonged boil, as in stew or currying before you can turn stringy old negro into something worth cooking.

  What the fuck
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on February 21, 2016, 11:43:38 PM
Nigg'r's 'r like kidz, y' just need to know the right way to cook 'em.

Children are usually nice and tender, whereas all that antique farm equipment usually needs a prolonged boil, as in stew or currying before you can turn stringy old negro into something worth cooking.

I'm going to go full Canadian here, and ask you the following: What are you talking aboot?
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 22, 2016, 07:19:58 PM
I'm going to go full Canadian here, and ask you the following: What are you talking aboot?

You forgot to say you're sorry.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on February 22, 2016, 07:27:48 PM
I'm going to go full Canadian here, and ask you the following: What are you talking aboot?

You forgot to say you're sorry.  :zoinks:

I'm sorry?  :orly:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 22, 2016, 07:31:05 PM
 :plus:
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Bastet on February 22, 2016, 07:35:42 PM
I have a random shit in my butt. :)
Title: Re: Random Shit
Post by: Genesis on February 23, 2016, 04:40:28 PM
I have a random shit in my butt. :)

Not that theres anything wrong with that  :poo: