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Title: Hotels
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2015, 07:40:33 AM
Having spent time in a number of hotels, I thought the subject was worth posting.:P

The best hotel you've stayed in? The worst? Why?

For me, the best, hands down, is the Marriott in Bethesda, USA. The standard is very high, the staff is courteous and helpful, and pretty much everything just works. I don't care if they are Mormons or not, they know how to run a hotel.

The worst is a toss-up between two worthy candidates. There is the mouldy Elmwood Hotel in London, and there's this place in Vasastan, Stockholm, that I have thankfully forgotten the name of that gave a whole new meaning to "disgusting". You don't want to know.

Surprisingly, the Marriott, while more expensive, is not THAT expensive. For example, I write this in a tiny room in a hotel called the Swinton that, assuming the price is directly proportional to the quality, should be about half as good as the Marriott.

It isn't. It isn't even close.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 16, 2015, 10:25:29 AM
I've spent quite a lot of overnights in Bator Rouge in the 1980's.  Usually at one chain that eludes me right now.  We spent 4 to 6 weeks at LaQuinta Inns after Hurricane Katrina.  The one in Beaumont, Tx. was nice.  The one in College Station, Tx. was older.  Beggars couldn't be choosers in what was available during that time.  Quality Inn in Baton Rouge was good for the price last March.

QV now.  What is a hotel?
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2015, 02:33:36 PM
Fair question. It's as opposed to hostels an such, but I admit the lines are fuzzy.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Jack on August 16, 2015, 04:31:38 PM
Not really picky about hotels, maybe due to never needing one for anything other than a sleep and shower, so nothing really stands out in memory as the worst. Have had miserable stays in expensive rooms due to noise; one was a room positioned near a talking elevator which notified all night long 'going down'. Why any hotel would have a talking elevator is a mystery. A very good recent experience was in an inexpensive pet friendly hotel; thinking it was a best western, but not because it happened to be a clean quiet room. There was a violinist in the lobby; cant remember what was his day job but it required regular travel, and he had made deals along his travel route exchanging free rooms for the few hours of ambiance he offered to the lobby. Sat in the lobby comfy chair for about an hour listening to him, gave him a fat tip and then went to bed. That may have been the best.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Pyraxis on August 16, 2015, 07:34:24 PM
That's pretty awesome. One of my favorite things at airports is when they have a live pianist. It's like a tiny haven of calm in the middle of crowded noisy awfulness.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Icequeen on August 17, 2015, 06:00:16 AM
Closest I've ever got to a violinist at a hotel was the guy playing guitar while drinking beer on the balcony of hotel last year while his friends sang along.

The Thunderbird motel...like the wine...was probably a mistake last year. But the staff was pleasant and the rooms although lacking, dated, and suffering from lousy water pressure were clean.

It brought back memories of the seedy motel the SO and I used to rent a room at back when we were much younger. The staff could barely speak English and they offered waterbeds.  :zoinks:

Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: 'andersom' on August 17, 2015, 01:10:55 PM
I remember a field trip, where we had to stay in different hotels. The German hotels were more than decent when it came to the rooms and beds. Though the covers were way to thick and warm for most of us. The food was bearable. The Belgian hotels had horrid beds. Some fellow students slept on the floor because it was more comfortable. I was small enough to find a relatively doable spot on my mattress. But the food in the Belgian hotels was of an amazing high quality.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Jack on August 17, 2015, 05:12:07 PM
That's pretty awesome. One of my favorite things at airports is when they have a live pianist. It's like a tiny haven of calm in the middle of crowded noisy awfulness.
The violin is one of the last instrument would choose to listen but it was a funeral trip so that's exactly what it was, a tiny haven of calm in the middle of awfulness.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Parts on August 17, 2015, 06:02:57 PM
They are mostly just a place to sleep on road trips all I really want is clean, quiet, and climate controlled.  On my trip to Vegas a couple years ago I stayed at a small no name one in Green River Utah  that had AC problems it was over 110F outside  it too them  two hours to fix it  :zombiefuck: Another one was a Ramada in Maine it smelled and the dining room was structurally unstable,  I could feel and even seethe floor  move when someone walked across the room. 
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 17, 2015, 08:29:44 PM
that gave a whole new meaning to "disgusting". You don't want to know.

Oh, I think I want to know.  :orly:
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on August 19, 2015, 05:08:13 PM
that gave a whole new meaning to "disgusting". You don't want to know.

Oh, I think I want to know.  :orly:

Let's just say that the loo was separated from the rest of the room by a curtain that had clearly been there from the very beginning.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on August 19, 2015, 05:14:01 PM
The one I'm in now is an odd one. Not sure what it was meant to be but it wasn't a hotel. They've squeezed in a shower that is impossible to use without wetting the wooden door that, after years of hotel guests, is visibly rotting. Yet somebody is making a real effort to keep the place clean.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Parts on August 19, 2015, 07:13:35 PM
I stayed at one in Nova Scotia that had only four rooms and was attached to the side of a  normal looking house.  Inside it looked like your typical roadside motel  it was just $16 a night that was in 1991 though
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 19, 2015, 08:42:37 PM
that gave a whole new meaning to "disgusting". You don't want to know.

Oh, I think I want to know.  :orly:

Let's just say that the loo was separated from the rest of the room by a curtain that had clearly been there from the very beginning.

Oooh, that's nasty.  :orly:
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on August 20, 2015, 05:18:04 PM
Booked a hotel for my stay in London in October. Hoping it will prove to be better than the one I'm in right now.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Shareese/Ana54 on September 13, 2015, 08:42:00 AM
@Queen Victoria: You were in Hurricane Katrina? Wow.

@Jack: I think the talking elevator is for the blind people.

I think the worst hotel I ever stayed in was the Regent Palace in Picadilly Circus, in London. The hotel has since closed down. Cockroaches, shared bathrooms, and crazy drunk students (the worst were from my group, LOL). It was okay but unusual that the blankets and curtains and stuff hadn't been changed since the 70s. The first floor was totally different from the upper floors for the most part; it had nice parts. And oh yeah, one of the maids or someone stole some desserts (danishes) that I had bought at a grocery store from our room.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 13, 2015, 12:09:41 PM
No wow necessary.  We evacuated before she hit.  We were away over a month, no damage to the house.  Two elderly, distant cousins drowned in their home.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: WolFish on September 14, 2015, 03:03:19 AM
The best was a hotel provided by Delta when we got stuck in Atlanta because of weather delays. Our plane ran out of fuel and had to land, then couldn't go on because of the weather.
In a startling show of unasperlike behavior, Pyraxis argued for overnight accommodations for us. The person said that they don't give accommodations and Pk said, "Our plane ran out of fuel." The woman gave us hotel vouches and we got dopp kits and went to the most amazing hotel I've ever been in. The beds were two stories high and there were comforters that were six inches thick.

Unfortunately we only had a few hours there.

A not so close second is the hotel we stayed in when moving here - they put PY up like a movie star. First we stayed in The Queen Elizabeth Hotel (old and fancy), and then moved to Le V, which is a hotel and apartment building combined. Seriously fancy.

We normally stay in the Hampton Inn which we find a slightly pricey but predictable and comfortable. The one we went to regularly in Clearwater had a pool and hot tub as well as a nice garden with a gazebo.

We have had some bad ones but I should be sleeping....
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Icequeen on September 14, 2015, 12:08:33 PM
I like the Hampton Inn...they've just put one up less than 3 miles away from me.

Now if everyone starts making me too crazy I figure I'll rent a room for the night, spend some time in the pool and have breakfast.  ;)

My SIL is working there, I might even get a discount. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on September 14, 2015, 12:56:02 PM
My latest is the European Hotel near King's Cross, London. This one is OK-ish. It's reasonably clean and surprisingly quiet, so far, but that's probably because my room is in the back of the building and the view is to a magnificient brick wall about 3 feet away.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: 'andersom' on September 14, 2015, 01:35:56 PM
My latest is the European Hotel near King's Cross, London. This one is OK-ish. It's reasonably clean and surprisingly quiet, so far, but that's probably because my room is in the back of the building and the view is to a magnificient brick wall about 3 feet away.

 :needpics:
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on September 14, 2015, 02:13:37 PM
OK. ;D

Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: 'andersom' on September 14, 2015, 02:32:39 PM
 :plus:

It is a pretty good wall to look at.

Better than the one I see from my back windows.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on September 14, 2015, 03:40:56 PM
I don't mind all that much, tbh.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Jack on September 14, 2015, 08:43:44 PM
@Jack: I think the talking elevator is for the blind people.
They probably didn't sleep well either.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: Pyraxis on September 14, 2015, 08:54:16 PM
I think it's a beautiful wall. I love natural textures. I'd rather have that than white-painted drywall any day.

Ok maybe not three feet outside my window.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: MLA on September 15, 2015, 08:50:09 AM
I'm staying at a Red Lion on Friday/Saturday.  Not really looking forward to it.
Title: Re: Hotels
Post by: odeon on September 15, 2015, 04:14:18 PM
I think it's a beautiful wall. I love natural textures. I'd rather have that than white-painted drywall any day.

Ok maybe not three feet outside my window.

It's a nice wall, but you know, it's a wall. I'd appreciate something more.