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Title: Cookies?
Post by: Vicarious on January 23, 2015, 05:36:30 AM
Don't mind me. I'm just here to cuddle up with all your smileys.
:gwah::whip:

:orly:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Jack on January 23, 2015, 05:37:05 AM
Welcome.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 23, 2015, 05:47:54 AM
Post more!

 :M
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Vicarious on January 23, 2015, 05:51:09 AM
Thank you, Jack  :green:

And yes, my Lord Zegh  :M
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: 'andersom' on January 23, 2015, 06:38:40 AM
Next assignment, double your postcount again.

Welcome, btw.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Pyraxis on January 23, 2015, 08:37:45 AM
Wow, another noob. Welcome!
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Pyraxis on January 23, 2015, 08:39:47 AM
Oh, and:

(http://www.kingarthurflour.com/glutenfree/assets/kaf/images/legacy/photo-gf-choc-cookies.jpg)
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: odeon on January 23, 2015, 12:06:44 PM
Welcome, etc. How did you find us?
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Hannah on January 23, 2015, 12:19:46 PM
Welcome to our abode  :yarly:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 23, 2015, 01:02:10 PM
Thank you, Jack  :green:

And yes, my Lord Zegh  :M

Methinks this is someone who already knows a few people here.      ::)       8)
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Icequeen on January 23, 2015, 02:04:26 PM
Welcome aboard.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/art02.gif)
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: odeon on January 23, 2015, 04:02:13 PM
Thank you, Jack  :green:

And yes, my Lord Zegh  :M

Methinks this is someone who already knows a few people here.      ::)       8)

Had the same feeling.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Jack on January 23, 2015, 05:02:11 PM
Thank you, Jack  :green:

And yes, my Lord Zegh  :M

Methinks this is someone who already knows a few people here.      ::)       8)
That's okay.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Parts on January 23, 2015, 05:26:00 PM
Do you have enough cookies for everyone?
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2015, 05:29:12 PM
My cookies are enabled.  :autism:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 23, 2015, 09:11:43 PM
"Garbage can" cookies - made out of whatever is left from making Christmas cookies.  One year it was coconut flakes, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, pecans, mincemeat, raisins, etc.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Vicarious on January 23, 2015, 10:28:49 PM
Thanks for the welcome messages!  :D
And yes, I'll try to keep posting. Thanks for the cookies, Pyraxis. And... for the cookies with eyes(?), Icequeen.

Do you have enough cookies for everyone?

But... I thought I was the one getting cookies  :'(

Welcome, etc. How did you find us?

Thank you, etc.

It was a dark autumn day. Heavy drops were falling from the sky and the wind was shaking the tree leaves. A dog was barking far away. I knew it was going to be a different day, I knew my life was going to change.

As I crossed the bridge, I spotted a fisherman crying. "Go away!” he told me. I picked a beautiful yellow flower and stepped towards him, very determinated to change that person's life. He shrank in fear, as if he had seen a monster. "Do not be afriad, old man! I come in peace.” He then turned away and I never saw him again. Sometimes I still miss his smile.

As I returned home, I felt the smell of burnt rubber. "Hi, Vi! Beautiful day, huh?" I heard half a dozen metres away. "Hi, Steve! Are you burning your truck's tires?” I asked, concerning the smell and black smoke. "Ahah, actually no, I'm barbecuing ass burgers! Do you want some?" he said. "Ass burgers?" I asked while opening my front door. 

I had tried horse meat before. I was not quite sure if I enjoyed the flavor, since the meat was part of a very suspicious lasagna I bought in Spain, but maybe ass meat was something completely different. Concerned about this, I typed on bing "ass burgers", expecting to see some Ramsay review of the product.
What I found was way more disturbing. 3 months have passed and I still haven't replied to Steve. However, from the looks of it, I certainly want ass burgers.

TL;DR? Lord Zegh told me about it.


Thank you, Jack  :green:

And yes, my Lord Zegh  :M

Methinks this is someone who already knows a few people here.      ::)       8)

Yes, I met Jack while we were in Alaska fishing shrimps. Good times.

"Garbage can" cookies - made out of whatever is left from making Christmas cookies.  One year it was coconut flakes, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, pecans, mincemeat, raisins, etc.

Those sounds amazing! I've only messed with chocolate chip cookies. I should bake cookies more often.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: DirtDawg on January 24, 2015, 12:58:11 AM
I do not offer cookies, much. I start much smaller.

:poop:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: odeon on January 24, 2015, 12:58:38 AM
My cookies are enabled.  :autism:

Are you a cookie enabler?
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 24, 2015, 08:08:28 AM
(http://www.crownnewgatestreet.co.uk/images/general/delete_cookies.jpg)
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 24, 2015, 11:08:49 AM
My cookies are enabled.  :autism:

Are you a cookie enabler?

I really am.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 24, 2015, 11:09:42 AM
Yes, I met Jack while we were in Alaska fishing shrimps. Good times.

Hey no fair fishing with Jack.  >:(
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Vicarious on January 25, 2015, 12:03:08 PM
Yes, I met Jack while we were in Alaska fishing shrimps. Good times.

Hey no fair fishing with Jack.  >:(

*gives you a cookie*  :angel:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 25, 2015, 03:09:24 PM
Yes, I met Jack while we were in Alaska fishing shrimps. Good times.

Hey no fair fishing with Jack.  >:(

*gives you a cookie*  :angel:

 :eyelash:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 25, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
You have ten posts, so now you can see more of the board.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 27, 2015, 11:44:33 AM
Thank you, Jack  :green:

And yes, my Lord Zegh  :M

Methinks this is someone who already knows a few people here.      ::)       8)

Has Kialeen returned??  :orly:
Had the same feeling.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 27, 2015, 08:49:17 PM
Has Kialeen returned??  :orly:

Why do you think it's her?  :orly:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 28, 2015, 01:27:01 AM
I2, the world consists of 1 big person, the rest are sockpuppets
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 28, 2015, 08:35:32 PM
I2, the world consists of 1 big person, the rest are sockpuppets

Hey, I resemble that remark.  :autism:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 29, 2015, 09:34:47 AM
I2, the world consists of 1 big person, the rest are sockpuppets

The Asshole Beyond the Wall is no sockpuppet  :M
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Semicolon on January 30, 2015, 09:27:20 AM
I2, the world consists of 1 big person, the rest are sockpuppets

Hey, I resemble that remark.  :autism:

Are you the one big person or a sock puppet? :autism:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 30, 2015, 11:27:08 AM
I'm a sockpuppet of Chair, odeon is a sock of buttcoffee. The rest of you are socks of either, except for Skelth and the gopher.   :autism:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Semicolon on January 31, 2015, 07:57:48 AM
I'm a sockpuppet of Chair, odeon is a sock of buttcoffee. The rest of you are socks of either, except for Skelth and the gopher.   :autism:

Perhaps Skelth is also a sock puppet. :orly: I suspect that Gopher Gary is the only non-sock puppet on I2.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 31, 2015, 07:59:14 AM
I've been a sockpuppet from the start.
Truth is - you have yet to meet the real me :o
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2015, 02:01:07 AM
I'm part of the forum software. You check a box and ta-da, I start posting.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2015, 08:56:53 AM
I've been a sockpuppet from the start.
Truth is - you have yet to meet the real me :o

:)
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 01, 2015, 11:43:51 AM
I've been a sockpuppet from the start.
Truth is - you have yet to meet the real me :o

I knew it!

You've been Pappy this whole time. Pappy created you so that he would have a friend, but you took on a life of your own. Instead of accepting each other and feeling the love, the two of you chose to bicker and fight.

Feel the love, Zegh, feel the love. :hug:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 01, 2015, 12:14:39 PM
I am you

And you are me
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 01, 2015, 02:26:26 PM
I am you

And you are me

When did I say that?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 01, 2015, 02:55:14 PM
You broke the inception :(
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 01, 2015, 03:05:07 PM
You broke the inception :(

Stop stalling, stop running from your love.  :autism:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: odeon on February 04, 2015, 12:16:11 AM
Shut up and give me the cookies.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Jack on February 20, 2015, 02:56:55 PM
Hi, Vicarious.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Vicarious on February 23, 2015, 03:33:20 PM
Hi, Jack.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Jack on February 23, 2015, 05:58:16 PM
Hi, Jack.
You should post more.
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 24, 2015, 08:12:57 PM
Hi, Jack.
You should post more.

 :indeed: Come on, vicarious. How can you be my special interest if you're not here for me to obsess on?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 29, 2015, 09:02:44 PM
Hey n00b, you still around?  :orly:
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: 'andersom' on June 28, 2015, 03:30:04 AM
Hi Vicarious, seeing you are online.

Did you bring cookies this time?

And, even more important; will you post?
Title: Re: Cookies?
Post by: Jack on June 28, 2015, 08:21:05 AM
Welcome back.