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Title: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 20, 2014, 07:21:23 PM
  I keep dreaming about them but I've never seen one for real.  :orly:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 20, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 20, 2014, 07:33:37 PM
  Here, for your Irish viewing,  :lep:  is a picture of the tornado that struck my city 61 years ago!

              (http://www.historylecture.org/slide001.gif)
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 20, 2014, 09:06:11 PM
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

Don't annoy the Dutch. :hyke: :orly:

  Here, for your Irish viewing,  :lep:  is a picture of the tornado that struck my city 61 years ago!

              (http://www.historylecture.org/slide001.gif)


Back when you were in high school. :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Arya Quinn on July 20, 2014, 09:25:21 PM
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

Don't annoy the Dutch. :hyke: :orly:

Does this look like the Dutch to you?:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPILgEnCEAAj_MI.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 20, 2014, 09:27:07 PM
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

Don't annoy the Dutch. :hyke: :orly:

Does this look like the Dutch to you?:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPILgEnCEAAj_MI.jpg:large)

A European surrounded by unidentified smoke? :stoned:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Lestat on July 20, 2014, 09:30:22 PM
Natural disasters? don't  forget the pissheads:P

Seen a mini one a few feet high before, but we don't commonly get bigger ones here in the  UK. That one was more 'cute' than 'pants are now beshitten'

Thats a water cannon not smoke.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 20, 2014, 10:19:29 PM
I've only seen one from a distance. It wasn't touching the ground but it was still scary. :GA:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: renaeden on July 21, 2014, 04:22:26 AM
My mum drove through a willy-willy (tiny tornado, Australian style). It was summer and we had the windows down. A whole lot of sand, dust and leaves blew into the car. At the time I thought it was fun!
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Parts on July 21, 2014, 04:31:16 AM
I slept through one that was less than a half mile from where I was living and didn't have a clue till the next morning while driving to work and seeing trees down all over the place
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 05:12:43 AM
Natural disasters? don't  forget the pissheads:P

Seen a mini one a few feet high before, but we don't commonly get bigger ones here in the  UK. That one was more 'cute' than 'pants are now beshitten'

Thats a water cannon not smoke.

I've seen a tornado created in two plastic bottles joined at the neck. Does that count? :tard:

(http://www.greenecoservices.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Tornado-tube.jpg)
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 05:28:12 AM
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 05:33:23 AM
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P

I can handle dangerous tornadoes, but I don't want to alarm the other members. :angel:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Parts on July 21, 2014, 05:34:48 AM
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P

Yes  he could lose a hand,  we should pass a law banning them you know for the children sake.   :M 
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 05:49:14 AM
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P

Yes  he could lose a hand,  we should pass a law banning them you know for the children sake.   :M

:autism:

A real tornado would ruin CBC's vacation:

(https://lh3.ggpht.com/_ED0zYuiiwBg/TGMduxrEWxI/AAAAAAAACZM/ZO_ZvQ-nlVE/s400/Weeble+camper.jpg)
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 05:50:31 AM
  We actually should ban real tornadoes as well, for the children!  I'll get my legislator on that!  :autism:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 05:57:47 AM
  We actually should ban real tornadoes as well, for the children!  I'll get my legislator on that!  :autism:

A tornado is nature's way of de-hoarding. It would clean out your state. :dunno:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:03:55 AM
  I guess God thinks my state is pretty clean already, since we get so few tornadoes.  :angel:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:08:50 AM
  I guess God thinks my state is pretty clean already, since we get so few tornadoes.  :angel:

Perhaps he thinks that you're dirty, and that's why he sends hurricanes. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:12:46 AM
My mum drove through a willy-willy (tiny tornado, Australian style). It was summer and we had the windows down. A whole lot of sand, dust and leaves blew into the car. At the time I thought it was fun!

  That sounds like what we in the States call  "dust devils."  :orly:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:24:07 AM
My mum drove through a willy-willy (tiny tornado, Australian style). It was summer and we had the windows down. A whole lot of sand, dust and leaves blew into the car. At the time I thought it was fun!

  That sounds like what we in the States call  "dust devils."  :orly:

Except in reverse. :GA:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:25:44 AM
  Poor wittle mastodon's been pwaying his AC/DC wecords backwards, and is afwaid!  >:D
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:29:49 AM
  Poor wittle mastodon's been pwaying his AC/DC wecords backwards, and is afwaid!  >:D

The records naturally spin backwards, as they were made in Australia. :M
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:31:42 AM
  My  AC/DC  CDs play just fine.  Perhaps you need tech support to help you listen to music.  :dunce:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:36:22 AM
  My  AC/DC  CDs play just fine.  Perhaps you need tech support to help you listen to music.  :dunce:

No, your CDs are playing backwards. You just can't tell because you're used to Satanic chanting. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:37:33 AM
  I'll have you know I was raised as a good Catholic girl, by a mother who taught catechism.  :angel: :harp:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:39:30 AM
  I'll have you know I was raised as a good Catholic girl, by a mother who taught catechism.  :angel: :harp:

Which makes your :mwhaha: more alarming. :GA:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:40:31 AM
  You are projecting your own issues onto me.  I am just as angelic as I appear to be!  :angel:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:41:58 AM
  You are projecting your own issues onto me.  I am just as angelic as I appear to be!  :angel:

I'm not projecting anything. Why would a devout Catholic listen to AC/DC backwards? :orly:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:43:46 AM
  I don't listen to it backwards, that is your situation.  Deal with it.  :M :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:50:33 AM
  I don't listen to it backwards, that is your situation.  Deal with it.  :M :P

I'm not the one summoning tornadoes with dark rituals. :angel:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:52:05 AM
  Just remember, whenever you point a finger at someone else, four fingers are pointing back at you.  :trollface:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:54:50 AM
  Just remember, whenever you point a finger at someone else, four fingers are pointing back at you.  :trollface:

The finger I'm pointing is my middle finger. :zoinks: :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 06:56:52 AM
  The moment you resort to vulgarity, you have already lost the argument.  :M
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 06:59:55 AM
  The moment you resort to vulgarity, you have already lost the argument.  :M

I'm not being vulgar; I just want to make a turn in Boston traffic. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 21, 2014, 07:16:39 AM
  Ten minutes in Boston traffic would send you crying home to the primeval forest.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 21, 2014, 07:20:36 AM
  Ten minutes in Boston traffic would send you crying home to the primeval forest.  :hahaha:

I would stomp on the cars as if they were paper. :M
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Icequeen on July 21, 2014, 03:47:19 PM
We've had a couple a few towns over, never saw one though.

I always have the camera at hand during every storm, trust me...if we do ever get one I will be one of the idiots sucked up in it while filming I'm sure. :autism:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 22, 2014, 02:50:07 AM
I'd like to see one but it hasn't happened yet. I was close earlier this summer, though, and even saw a suspicious cloud formation.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 23, 2014, 06:01:54 AM
I'd like to see one but it hasn't happened yet. I was close earlier this summer, though, and even saw a suspicious cloud formation.

I'd expect tornadoes to be rare in Sweden. :dunno:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 23, 2014, 02:46:41 PM
I'd like to see one but it hasn't happened yet. I was close earlier this summer, though, and even saw a suspicious cloud formation.

I'd expect tornadoes to be rare in Sweden. :dunno:

We have a few dozen or so of them every year. Small ones, most of them.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Icequeen on July 27, 2014, 01:05:57 PM
Tornado watch until 9 pm tonight.

*puts fresh batteries in camera*  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 27, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
Tornado watch until 9 pm tonight.

*puts fresh batteries in camera*  :zoinks:

  Ooooooo, post pics if you get them!   :woohoo:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 27, 2014, 01:21:56 PM
Tornado watch until 9 pm tonight.

*puts fresh batteries in camera*  :zoinks:

  Ooooooo, post pics if you get them!   :woohoo:

  Just don't get too close.  (http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/saisons/automne/tornade2.gif)
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Parts on July 27, 2014, 01:24:20 PM
We've had a couple a few towns over, never saw one though.

I always have the camera at hand during every storm, trust me...if we do ever get one I will be one of the idiots sucked up in it while filming I'm sure. :autism:

My wife says that about me,  I went out during the   last two hurricanes to look around and get photos and was at the beach when the water first came over the sea wall and into the parking lot before the storm really got going.  During the worst parts of them I went outside and sat in the van and watched the show from  in my driveway.   
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Icequeen on July 27, 2014, 06:32:34 PM
8:30...Nothing, nadda, zip...not even lightening, just some light rain. :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 28, 2014, 01:56:36 AM
Today's supposed to be a good day for tornadoes. The smaller kind that we can get, that is. Thinking I should drive south, where it is possible to spot one.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 29, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
Link (http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/07/28/severe-thunderstorm-warning-issued-boston-area/niu44DD0yg1PiTCbOsVyXL/story.html)

A tornado just hit Massachusetts. Where are your pictures? :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 29, 2014, 06:43:55 PM
Link (http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/07/28/severe-thunderstorm-warning-issued-boston-area/niu44DD0yg1PiTCbOsVyXL/story.html)

A tornado just hit Massachusetts. Where are your pictures? :P

  I don't live near the site of the tornado  :P  but here is a video.

Boston area hit by violent storm - possible tornado touched down in Revere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxlSWIwpb4#ws)
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 29, 2014, 06:49:02 PM
Link (http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/07/28/severe-thunderstorm-warning-issued-boston-area/niu44DD0yg1PiTCbOsVyXL/story.html)

A tornado just hit Massachusetts. Where are your pictures? :P

  I don't live near the site of the tornado  :P  but here is a video.

Boston area hit by violent storm - possible tornado touched down in Revere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxlSWIwpb4#ws)


:thumbup:

Perhaps you should move, to be closer to the tornado. :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 29, 2014, 07:15:37 PM
  Tornadoes are unpredictable, hence there is no point in "moving closer to them."   :fp:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 29, 2014, 09:05:27 PM
  Tornadoes are unpredictable, hence there is no point in "moving closer to them."   :fp:

Yet storm chasers somehow manage to predict where the tornadoes will be. :nerd!:  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 29, 2014, 10:17:44 PM
  I suppose I could do that too, if I wanted to live in a van.  :P
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Semicolon on July 29, 2014, 10:22:49 PM
  I suppose I could do that too, if I wanted to live in a van.  :P

It would be a step up from living in Worcester. :trollface:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 29, 2014, 10:30:31 PM
I suppose it would have been too much trouble for Revere to announce, "The tornado is coming!  The tornado is coming!"
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 29, 2014, 11:26:21 PM
Living in west Texas most of my life and traveling all over the central USA, working in bands, I have seen many tornadoes in real life and I have been TOO CLOSE to three of them.

One time I was driving the band bus very early in the morning when we came right up on a small tornado (only a little wider that the width of the four lane Interstate highway). It stopped the huge bus in just a few feet, and spit it out, but there was a white Toyota that was passing me at the time and when it hit the tornado, it turned and went straight up and into the twisting winds.
About forty five minutes later after we had all settled down and began going again, we saw the Toyota sitting upside down in a field about a mile away.
The State Police and a number of ambulances were already on the scene, so I assumed that we would just be in the way if we offered to help, but we could see that they were treating two people who looked to have survived their tornado ride.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 30, 2014, 12:32:39 AM
I suppose it would have been too much trouble for Revere to announce, "The tornado is coming!  The tornado is coming!"

  Actually, I read that the tornado touched down too quickly for a warning to be given.  :hide:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 30, 2014, 01:21:36 AM
I do want to see one, but DD's post made me think.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 30, 2014, 01:27:35 AM
I do want to see one, but DD's post made me think.

  Me too!  Imagine coming upon one in the middle of the road like that, without warning!  :runaway:  :GA:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 30, 2014, 01:32:20 AM
I do want to see one, but DD's post made me think.

  Me too!  Imagine coming upon one in the middle of the road like that, without warning!  :runaway:  :GA:

I still want to see one.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 30, 2014, 01:39:02 AM
I do want to see one, but DD's post made me think.

  Me too!  Imagine coming upon one in the middle of the road like that, without warning!  :runaway:  :GA:

I still want to see one.

    Me too.  I've had so many vivid dreams about seeing them.  Maybe one day ...  :orly:
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Lestat on July 30, 2014, 08:06:04 PM
That miniature tornado I once saw was right in the middle of the road, while traveling down it by car.

Not powerful enough to do any damage to the vehicle, or bounce it around etc. etc.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 30, 2014, 11:39:32 PM
I do want to see one, but DD's post made me think.

Think?

Do you mean that watching a car go straight up in to a tornado would be interesting?
 

Well, it was and it was also very disturbing. To see that the inhabitants of that car had survived was even more interesting. I can only imagine the STORY they had to tell.
What did they see inside that tornado?

We had like a whipped topping of rocks and wind-driven dirt taking off the whole side of our fancy-assed bus painting in about ten seconds, but those people were vertical while we were just having to deal with everything inside the bus coming off the wall (literally cabinets that were a part of the living space became detached from the walls of the bus and the fucking coffee pot hit me in the back of the head after bouncing off the windshield- yes, glass bouncing off of hardened glass without breaking - WTF! -  and then bouncing off the bulkhead behind the driver seat - but, I was already well on my way to being disturbed before I was scalded by hot coffee down my back - lol.) and every passenger being thrown out of their beds.

Funniest thing was that "the Boss" was not awake when he tried to rip me a new asshole for driving stupid and slamming on the brakes, etc. Some other driver had hit us in the rear, next to his bed! He was already freaked, before he knew what had happened.
 
Honestly, that bus could NOT have stopped so suddenly if I had locked up all fourteen tires as hard as the bus could stop.

I just said, "Shut up and look outside for a minute! We just ran into a tornado. SEE, there it goes!"  And as quickly as it had come, it was gone.
 
The tornado just spit us out and that eighty thousand pound bus stopped in about one hundred feet (due to hitting a masssive pressure wave that was thousands (or maybe hundreds of thousands - you know science does not have a clue about what goes on inside of a tornado. They think they are getting close, but then shit just not make sense, sometimes.) of times more powerful than a massive bus traveling at forty miles per hour) and I could not have stopped that bus at that speed in less than eight or nine hundred feet just using its brakes. (I know I am repeating myself, but try to grasp this incredible phenomenon)

I suppose it is not really funny, but finding a way to deal with trauma often includes humor and denial.  But to be real, some of us could seriously have died that day, but we did not and the humor is all that is left to make sense of it all.

Just to make sure you understand the kind of crazy assed things that can occur when a tornado is in the area, I want to re-iterate about the wimpy glass coffee pot flying (about twenty feet through the air and the base of the coffee pot going another direction) at great speed and hitting the front windshield (small mass of glass flying against a very BIG tempered glass panel), then glancing off and again not breaking, but bouncing off the back wall of the cockpit bulkhead, still not breaking, but dousing me and my "friend" with hot coffee, still not breaking. I and one other witnessed the pot do what it did and we were all as astonished after we had re-gained our wits.

Tornadoes create crazy instances of almost unbelievable events. Then people die and shit. Fortunately, no one died that day.

Thankfully, since it was very early in the morning and the pot had not broken, we made more coffee and began to recover. We talked about the whole shit for about four days.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 30, 2014, 11:48:56 PM
I do want to see one, but DD's post made me think.

  Me too!  Imagine coming upon one in the middle of the road like that, without warning!  :runaway:  :GA:

I still want to see one.

    Me too.  I've had so many vivid dreams about seeing them.  Maybe one day ...  :orly:

Just make sure that you have a safe place to be once it gets close.

I have never had to live through one that caused me to take shelter under a bridge or in a drainage ditch or something, but a "friend" of mine did and he lost his hearing over the following few days. His tympanic membranes had both been ruptured beyond repair. He was "safely" taking cover under a huge interstate bridge. He survived, but his hearing did not.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2014, 01:51:03 AM
I would not want to be anywhere that close to one. But there is something about them that makes me want to see one.

It's pretty much the same with lightning. If there is a thunderstorm I want to see it, but I sure as hell don't want to be hit by it.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: DirtDawg on July 31, 2014, 03:25:19 AM
I would not want to be anywhere that close to one. But there is something about them that makes me want to see one.

It's pretty much the same with lightning. If there is a thunderstorm I want to see it, but I sure as hell don't want to be hit by it.

So, what now, are we talking about lightning?
I used to follow what we called thunderstorms (in my incredibly unprepared youth), thinking that thunder and maybe some hail was the worst of it.

Realize, I use to live where sea level was about twenty feet below where we lived. The clouds that brought massive thunder storms racing across the Gulf Of Mexico had "bottoms" that were about a hundred or two hundred feet or so above our heads.

Chasing a thunder storm one time (you have to understand that, since the huge clouds are so low and the power and electrical pressure is about the same as clouds that are five or six miles high (which these storms typically are as well) and extend over forty or fifty thousand feet into the atmosphere, the potential energy between the clouds and the ground is about the same, BUT ...) we were about a football field away when we saw a lightning bolt only about a hundred or so feet high, but it was larger around (and it had texture that we could see and large dark spots that seemed to be sucking energy in streamers from the rest of the bolt and brilliant spots that had fingers that radiated outward) than our car was long, easily more than twenty (maybe more) or so feet in diameter.

BUT, instead of just going like, "blip" from several thousand feet up in the air and being done with its bad self in less than a hundredth of a second or so, like they do around here and being over and done in an instant, this wicked awesome bastard of a wicked scary lightning bolt was not only huge in diameter and extremely short in stature, it lasted over two seconds while it vaporized a scary amount of soil (we went back the next day to judge this for ourselves and there was no problem finding where the bolt hit the ground and left a hole) where it hit.

Needless to say my storm chasing days were rapidly coming to an end.  Seeing the hole that that one particular bolt of lightning burned into the sandy ground, gathering a few pieces of melted finger-like glass where the lightning had penetrated the soil resolved a great deal of my curiosity about thunder storms in short order.

Do you remember me mentioning ( go back to about my second year here) that I was almost struck by a lightning bolt right in my own back yard, here in Indiana. I began to feel like I was having goose bumps all over and I jumped up and about that time a small bolt hit near my car where I was sitting. It knocked the hell out of me and I was sore for days, but it did not actually touch me. I was just stunned by the close proximity and the power of it. That was just a tiny little bolt and it did not melt any soil when it hit.

Other than spending a lot of time trying to photograph lightning, that is my experience. Have some amazing lightning slides, though. I always used slide film in those days. It was just better film.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2014, 11:05:28 AM
Thunderstorms, tornadoes, they fascinate me. All that raw and unpredictable power.

We're surrounded by rocky hills with plenty of trees, which means that thunderstorms are almost never directly above us. They instead seek out the highest points and strike there, which means that I basically have a front row seat to the spectacle.

Our geography also means that even though small tornadoes will sometimes form on the Swedish west coast, they'll most likely not find their way here.
Title: Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
Post by: Icequeen on July 31, 2014, 05:59:11 PM
Thunderstorms, tornadoes, they fascinate me. All that raw and unpredictable power.

We're surrounded by rocky hills with plenty of trees, which means that thunderstorms are almost never directly above us. They instead seek out the highest points and strike there, which means that I basically have a front row seat to the spectacle.

Our geography also means that even though small tornadoes will sometimes form on the Swedish west coast, they'll most likely not find their way here.

Same here.

Have two trees here still bearing the scars from lightening strikes...was witness to both.
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Post by: 'andersom' on July 31, 2014, 06:50:24 PM
Once lighting hit the lightning rod of a church I was passing. I could feel the electrical tingle all over my body.

And, when I was in last class of primary school, we were on an evening walk event with our class. A thunderstorm came up. A big bolt of lightning came from the skies, right above us, condensed in a ball, and then split into three, all going away from us in different directions. The air-pressure it caused was that huge that our whole class was smitten to the ground. It happened three times after another. The moment we were on our feet again, we were back on the pavement. It was an eventful night.

I still love watching at a thunderstorm, but, I do respect what it can do.
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Post by: Icequeen on July 31, 2014, 07:03:55 PM
Once lighting hit the lightning rod of a church I was passing. I could feel the electrical tingle all over my body.

And, when I was in last class of primary school, we were on an evening walk event with our class. A thunderstorm came up. A big bolt of lightning came from the skies, right above us, condensed in a ball, and then split into three, all going away from us in different directions. The air-pressure it caused was that huge that our whole class was smitten to the ground. It happened three times after another. The moment we were on our feet again, we were back on the pavement. It was an eventful night.

I still love watching at a thunderstorm, but, I do respect what it can do.

My uncle was knocked over like that when he was a kid and got a bit of jolt too. His friends and him were working out in the field and took cover from the storm under a tree. They picked the wrong tree. Guess it knocked the whole bunch of them down.
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Post by: odeon on August 01, 2014, 12:22:19 AM
There's been quite a few thunderstorms this summer. There was one just the other day that went on for hours, on and off, circling us. Amazing stuff.
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Post by: Charlotte Quin on August 01, 2014, 04:31:20 AM
We've had some waterspouts off the coast but I never witnessed them.
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Post by: Icequeen on August 01, 2014, 06:57:31 PM
Would like to see one of those too, just not from a boat.

I think it was last year they had two over Lake Michigan.

(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/429102_1.jpg)
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Post by: Lestat on August 01, 2014, 07:27:32 PM
A 20 foot in diameter lightening bolt? christ, that would have made a squishy, partially vitrified, crunchy charred mess if it hit someone.

Its astonishing that there are ever survivors of one, let alone multiple strikes, seeing as how the energies involved are rated at megavolts and kiloamperes of current when you only need a fraction of 1 amp to kill a human being, if its running at a few hundred volts. And thats not to mention that its coming down in a bolt of superheated plasma carrying an absolutely insane amount of kinetic energy. But there you go, with survivors, and even those unlucky sons of bitches that have been struck by 6-7 thunderbolts and got up again to tell the tale.

Apparently one guy, that got hit over and over, and over again actually ended up comitting suicide. I guess he got fed up of being thor's target practice range and offed it, being fed up of getting the deity-scale smackdown put on him from on high.

Now hows THAT for irony:P

Hyke, you mean it was ball lightening you saw? quite a curious, and rare phenomenon, I'd love to see it sometime. Those kinds of spherical plasmoids are easy to generate, using for example, microwave radiation, but its intriguing the way that proper ball lightening can hang around for as long as it sometimes does, moving around before exploding. I'd be interested to know how the sort-of self-sustaining effect occurs without continuous energy input and possibly, magnetic confinement, if it were known, I bet it would have implications for fusion power research.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 02, 2014, 12:21:16 PM
Thunderstorms, tornadoes, they fascinate me. All that raw and unpredictable power.

We're surrounded by rocky hills with plenty of trees, which means that thunderstorms are almost never directly above us. They instead seek out the highest points and strike there, which means that I basically have a front row seat to the spectacle.

Our geography also means that even though small tornadoes will sometimes form on the Swedish west coast, they'll most likely not find their way here.

Those types of storm always intrigued have me as well.

Where I grew up it was the Rio Grande Valley. Now admittedly, the mighty Rio Grande is a bit shy of late, but if you look at the geology of the area, there was SOME MIGHTY RIVER that used to exist that created a four hundred mile wide delta of nearly perfectly flat flood water silt and associated river deposits.

Being right near the mouth of this ancient Mighty Rio Grande river, our land was laser flat for miles and miles and just above sea level for quite a few of those miles as the river dumped its silt from high up in the Rocky Mountains and created this super flat landscape. That is why we have so many Gulf storms race inland and never reach the upper atmosphere, but do their incredibly massive business from just a few hundred feet off the ground.

Remember the Gulf Of Mexico is typically in the upper eighties Fahrenheit in surface temperature for the first few feet and very volatile as far as instantaneous weather is concerned. It is exposed to subtropical sunshine AND it is a captive volume of water for the most part. Check the science if this seems like a stretch of actuality.
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Post by: odeon on August 02, 2014, 06:01:06 PM
Would like to see one of those too, just not from a boat.

I think it was last year they had two over Lake Michigan.

(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/429102_1.jpg)

Wow. I'd love to see something like that some day. From a safe distance, that is.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 03, 2014, 12:54:13 PM

Incredible image!

I have seen pics of multiple waterspouts (water based tornadoes - still just as dangerous as a land based tornado) before, but never something like almost perfect twins right next to each other!
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 03, 2014, 01:15:08 PM
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A 20 foot in diameter lightening bolt? christ, that would have made a squishy, partially vitrified, crunchy charred mess if it hit someone.

That BIG bolt that I saw never hit anyone.

All that one did was make a huge hole in the ground and turn some clay and topsoil into something resembling glass.

OK, the use of the word "huge" is wrong.  Maybe that is too imprecise of a term. THE hallow dish in the ground was about twenty five feet in diameter and about eighteen inches in depth at the center.

The truly amazing thing to me was that after stepping into the depression, the surface cracked because it was like baked sugar on a pie topping. Just by scratching around a bit we found "wiggly finger shapes of glass-like material" buried in the soil.

Then after deciding that it was All Really awesome and we had found all that there was to see, we began to notice a bunch of sparkles on the way back to the car. My estimation was that what was left of the twenty five foot depression, eighteen inches deep was distributed around the hole in tiny glass-like micro pebbles all around the area. We had not noticed these walking towards it, but leaving we were facing into the sun and everywhere we looked there were "pebbles of glass"  shining back at us.

Pretty sure THAT was what had happened to the soil missing from the hole.
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Post by: Trigger 11 on August 11, 2014, 07:38:04 PM
Yes, while it was "raised up" and before it dropped back down a few miles away.
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Post by: sg1008 on August 11, 2014, 08:39:50 PM

Incredible image!

I have seen pics of multiple waterspouts (water based tornadoes - still just as dangerous as a land based tornado) before, but never something like almost perfect twins right next to each other!

Don't they look alive?

I'm in awe...what a perfect picture.
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Post by: sg1008 on August 11, 2014, 08:44:44 PM
I am going to show my little brother those waterspouts. He will get a kick out of 'em.  :thumbup:
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Post by: Lestat on August 17, 2014, 06:35:44 PM
The name for the glass 'finger's you found in the area the lightening bolt impacted is 'fulgurites'.  Formed by melting of sand and similar minerals by lightening strikes.

Got any pics of those, or the glass bead things you found? would be quite good to see those. The most typical shape is a hollow tube of fused glass and stone, but they sometimes form other more intricate structures. It could be worth digging in the crater too, as the bolt usually takes a path down some distance into the earth, vaporising or fusing things on its way.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2014, 07:58:00 PM
The name for the glass 'finger's you found in the area the lightening bolt impacted is 'fulgurites'.  Formed by melting of sand and similar minerals by lightening strikes.

Got any pics of those, or the glass bead things you found? would be quite good to see those. The most typical shape is a hollow tube of fused glass and stone, but they sometimes form other more intricate structures. It could be worth digging in the crater too, as the bolt usually takes a path down some distance into the earth, vaporising or fusing things on its way.
Yes, I know what fulgurites are and how they are formed and how cool they are, etc, etc. I found buttloads of them the next day. I kept several really large ones, but you have to realize, this was thirty five years ago. The largest one I dug up was over three feet long and almost four inches in diameter. (it was the color of gold, but almost clear) It weighed over forty pounds! I gave most of them away to various people, but one I gave to a prof from UT.

The second day after the strike, when I went back to find more, there was a University Of Texas professor and his class on a field trip digging everything up.
They had been all over the place doing research. Apparently, there were other people watching the same thing I was watching, but not nearly as close on that night.
I talked a bit to a few people that day and decided to give them the big one I had found on the day after the strike. As far as I know, it is one of the largest they have ever found and it is still in the custody of the UT research team.
 
All the smaller ones I found were only wrist sized, about four or five inches long, and over time and after becoming tired of seeing them on top of my speakers, I gave them away.
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Post by: Lestat on August 17, 2014, 08:20:13 PM
Thats a pretty impressive size, although true I don't have a great idea of usual maximum size.

Must have been one hell of a bolt to have created that monster one though, the temperature that thing had to have reached is insane, to have created such a large glass-lined crater.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2014, 09:41:17 PM
I kept the big one because it was mostly on top of the ground when I found it. Just a bit of scratching revealed it. Most of the other larger ones fell to sandy pebbles when touched. This is why (I still had it in my car) I decided to reveal it to the scientist wannabees and the uni prof and give it to them.

Still, after seeing the field of tiny to thumbnail sized glass balls spread over a hundred feet diameter "circle" most of the power of that bolt came into focus for me.  The small crater thing was one level of amazement, but seeing what was made of what left the hole was most impressive.

My buddy was pissed at me giving away that tube of glass (huge fulgurite), because he wanted make a bong out of it.
 :lol1:

Really!
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Post by: Lestat on August 17, 2014, 10:28:44 PM
Haha.

Would have made for a neat and unusual, quite unique bong though you have to admit.