INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: McGiver on December 13, 2006, 05:35:04 PM
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another game.
i was thinking that if someone thinks of a good bumber sticker saying that fits a members personality, then write it here.
i'll start:
Scrapheap;
i'm not tailgating, i'm drafting.
i'm not speeding, i'm qualifying
getting more ass than a toilet seat.
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McJ:
Honk if you're horny
((It had to be said))
i'm not speeding, i'm qualifying
I have a friend who has a teeshirt that says that.
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Hiro:
i'm not paranoid, but the people following me are.
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i'll start:
Scrapheap;
getting more ass than a toilet seat.
hehehehehehe... I wish this was true!! I'm lucky if I get it once a week!!
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i'll start:
Scrapheap;
getting more ass than a toilet seat.
hehehehehehe... I wish this was true!! I'm lucky if I get it once a week!!
i used to be lucky to shit once a week.
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QuirkyCarla:
Visualize World Peace
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Litigious:
Driver caries under $20........of Ammunition.
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Monastic:
Visualize Whirled Peas!
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I found Jesus, I have him in the trunk.
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I found Jesus, I have him in the trunk.
LMAOROTF :LMAO:
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I brake for optical illusions.
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You could make Mind, in the end.
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You could make Mind, in the end.
Or,That is My Pearls of Wisdom.
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My other car is a piece of shit too.
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Touch me like that again, and I'll give you my disease.
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My kid can kick your honor students ass.
(or something along the lines of)
My kid is making $75,000 more than your honor student will ever make.
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The bumper sticker that is actually on my car:
"Dear lord, please help me be the person my cat thinks I am."
And, not bumper stickers, but buttons on my backpack:
"Talk nerdy to me."
"I -heart- carbs."
"My mom says I'm different."
and, my favorite:
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
I also have a Psi Chi button but that's not funny, just psychnerdcore cool.
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Seen round here written in the muck on more than one crap-streaked vehicle, but equally appropriate to any heap of shite I drive around in:
'I bet you wish your lass was this dirty'
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for ~Badger Tom~
i'm not slow, i'm a Narutard.
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Bumper stickers on my car:
The more patience I have, the more people use it.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.
Don't hassle me, I'm a local.
Ok, I got over the hill. So what do I win?
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Bumper stickers on my car:
The more patience I have, the more people use it.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.
Don't hassle me, I'm a local.
Ok, I got over the hill. So what do I win?
can you see any part of your bumper?
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peegai:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/dcs272.gif)
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/sp1046_125.gif)
McJ:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/zbs1065_125.gif)
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/afd247_125.gif)
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/s1194_125.gif)
I can sort of see shima with this one:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/y1720_125.gif)
Nomaken, or PeterMac:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/dcs37_125.gif)
Flo:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/sp0621_125.gif)
This would go on the official i2 tour bus:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/125/y1995_125.gif)
And, finally, this is too fucking terrible not to share:
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/s0676.gif)
From http://www.stickergiant.com
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Bumper stickers on my car:
The more patience I have, the more people use it.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.
Don't hassle me, I'm a local.
Ok, I got over the hill. So what do I win?
can you see any part of your bumper?
Most of them are on the tailgate of my Ford Escort Wagon.
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Flo:
lose weight now, ask me how.
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PMS Elle:
no i am not sexually active, i just lie there.
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Duncvis:
i'll see your huh, and raise you a wtf!
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I case of serious accident: Salvage this bumper sticker!
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Oops I forgot one:
Your entitled to your wrong opinion. (and underneath I wrote in black magic marker)
About me!
;)
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For Scr'eap:
Reloading my varmint rifle may take a minute. Get a head start while you can, cuz I got speed, too
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For Scr'eap:
Reloading my varmint rifle may take a minute. Get a head start while you can, cuz I got speed, too
:laugh:
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One for McJ,
Salmon: The other pink meat.
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RobertN:
'W in 2000
"W in 2004
' W in 2008 and for life.
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Anyone
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/184.jpg)
Me
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/95.jpg)
McB
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/108.jpg)
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Anyone
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/184.jpg)
Me
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/95.jpg)
McB
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/108.jpg)
# 3 gets my Intensity2 choice of the year award. Especially for the people involved in the shitty elementary school debacle that I shall not speak of. However, I'll give their names as deserving of being too full of shit to smack award. Jeanette Almy snob principal, David Olsen, aka incompetent arrogant jerk special ed. director, ms. wadsworth aka waddlesworth gossip monger extraordinaire, Laura Bernhardt aka ms. heartburn--psycho lying bitch teacher of the year. Sue nelson, dick sucker of David Olsen supreme, Mrs Hatch retired senile cunt-bitch teacher, etal. I'd love to smack those assholes upside the head with a sledge hammer.........but, I don't like shit splattered on me either. :evillaugh:
Ignore me I'm still venting some venom!
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/me passes Ozy a sledgey
>:D
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**ozymandias takes sledgehammer and visualizes vividly laying waste to a horde of assholes**
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/me eggs ozymandias on
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!
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mcjagger reminds ozy to post pictures of the aftermath.
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/me eggs ozymandias on
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!
**ozymandias needs NO egging on** :tooledup:
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CBC = My other car is a bus too.
Will dog sit for licks.
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Queen Victoria: Burger queen was my idea but most people said it wouldnt work.
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Touch me like that again, and I'll give you my disease.
:laugh:
Guest bump
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Touch me like that again, and I'll give you my disease.
:laugh:
Guest bump
Brilliant.
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This thread has so many possibilities.
"I'm scrap and I don't give a crap"
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My other car is a McJaguar.
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You don't know jack, jack!
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PPK:
(http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/coexist-firearm-gun-manufacturer-logo-sticker-300x81.jpg)
Rage:
(http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sticker-0002-300x81.jpg)
Jack:
(http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bumper-sticker.jpg)
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:laugh:
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:laugh: :indeed:
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Huh? :apondering:
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Odeon:
(http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Funny-bumper-stickers-16.jpg)
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Good one. Also, something I would consider doing.
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
Well, I would *never* stick one on my Jag.
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
Well, I would *never* stick one on my Jag.
You should do this instead :zoinks:(http://[url=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg[/url])
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(http://www.rainbowsandpride.com/images/1348242236599630379508.jpeg)
:thumbup:
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
Well, I would *never* stick one on my Jag.
You should do this instead :zoinks:(http://[url=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg[/url])
My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
Well, I would *never* stick one on my Jag.
You should do this instead :zoinks:(http://[url=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg[/url])
My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
What is that expression on the jaguar's face? :orly: My Ass Burgers is acting up again. :tard:
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I can't find a photo but my son had one that said "I'm the quiet guy with a bag of lime and a shovel in my trunk" on his old car
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I can't find a photo but my son had one that said "I'm the quiet guy with a bag of lime and a shovel in my trunk" on his old car
:laugh:
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
Well, I would *never* stick one on my Jag.
You should do this instead :zoinks:(http://[url=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg[/url])
My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
What is that expression on the jaguar's face? :orly: My Ass Burgers is acting up again. :tard:
It's irritated because its legs are so tiny in relation to the size of its head.
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something I would consider doing.
Bumper stickers look really terrible on nice cars.
Well, I would *never* stick one on my Jag.
You should do this instead :zoinks:(http://[url=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/01/jag-painted-jag_web.jpg[/url])
My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
What is that expression on the jaguar's face? :orly: My Ass Burgers is acting up again. :tard:
It's irritated because its legs are so tiny in relation to the size of its head.
Does it even have ears? :dunno:
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Can't see any.
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Will suck Arab cock for oil. :trollface:
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Whose bumpersticker is that supposed to be? :orly:
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Are you going to tell me? :orly:
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Whose bumpersticker is that supposed to be? :orly:
odeot :zoinks:
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The schoolyard bully is at it again.