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Title: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on December 04, 2013, 04:37:56 PM
I think ballet,  cricket and opera.  Oh and anything to do with religious ceremonies like weddings and christenings.

What bores the pants off you?
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: TheoK on December 04, 2013, 04:47:33 PM
Most people. Sports. Family gatherings, except my brother's jokes.
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Post by: Jack on December 04, 2013, 04:53:18 PM
Not really the bored type; if things are boring there's always what's going on in my head.
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Post by: Parts on December 04, 2013, 05:05:02 PM
Most sports, musicals,  religious activities, most work related meetings/ pep talks
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Post by: Semicolon on December 04, 2013, 06:16:30 PM
Soccer :trollface:
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Post by: Icequeen on December 04, 2013, 08:59:17 PM
Sports, musicals, religion, and soccer/football mom's.

I used to be surrounded by the later...they are a highly annoying breed, they get into it more than their kid's do...and they...never...stop...talking.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 04, 2013, 09:26:16 PM
Opera
The overuse of the word "fuck" and "fucking."  Get a vocabulary, people.
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Post by: odeon on December 04, 2013, 11:33:45 PM
Most meetings. People trying to be overly clear. Slow people. Stupid people.
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Post by: Lestat on December 06, 2013, 04:50:00 PM
Fucking sports. I find sports and the fucks that really buy into it obsessively so fucking well boring.

Fucking annoying bastards. And when something I want to watch on TV (I VERY rarely ever watch TV unless there is a movie coming on) that gets cancelled because some fucktarded son of a fuck decides the fuckball/cricket etc. etc. needs to overrun it.

They can go and fuck themselves. sideways. With a rusty cheese grater stuffed with angry, half-starved rabid mink with AIDs.
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Post by: TheoK on December 06, 2013, 04:52:54 PM
 :agreed: :indeed:
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Post by: Parts on December 06, 2013, 05:15:30 PM
Golf  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: TheoK on December 06, 2013, 05:17:10 PM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on December 06, 2013, 06:16:00 PM
Yes Golf could surely cure all forms of insomnia.
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Post by: Queen Victoria on December 06, 2013, 06:42:22 PM
Opera
The overuse of the word "fuck" and "fucking."  Get a vocabulary, people.

I got peeved with a driver behind me yesterday.  I stopped for the yellow light and he had the audacity to honk his horn at me and bang his hands on his steering wheel.  I need a vocabulary book.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2013, 02:12:55 AM
Yes Golf could surely cure all forms of insomnia.

It's actually fun. And extremely frustrating.
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Post by: bodie on December 07, 2013, 02:22:08 AM
...but incredibly dull as a spectator.
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Post by: Lestat on December 07, 2013, 10:18:28 AM
The last (and bar 2-3 times) the ONLY times, I've ever played golf, was with my last school, the boarding spazz school, went golfing with them, and it proved quite hilarious. One of the girls hit her ball one hell of a distance one time, really put some welly into it, sent it flying up the course, several holes away, and by freak chance (unless she was secretly a well practiced expert golfer which I'm pretty sure she wasn't), managed to get it dead on target, smack bang in the back of one of the house care staff member's heads. Dropped the guy to the floor from 2-3 holes away. Don't know how the hell she managed it, but was funny as fuck. Unless of course one happens to be the guy in question that got knocked senseless that is :D
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on December 07, 2013, 11:45:38 AM
Most sports are much more fun when you actually do them.  I just can't stand watching.

Exception =  Boxing
I could easily watch two bare chested men fight each other  :P
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Jack on December 07, 2013, 01:13:09 PM
Indeed, boxing is good to watch.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Parts on December 07, 2013, 02:21:01 PM
Yes Golf could surely cure all forms of insomnia.

It's actually fun. And extremely frustrating.

Is it fun because you bring alcohol and frustrating because you always run out before your finished :zoinks:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 07, 2013, 08:24:19 PM
Most sports are much more fun when you actually do them.  I just can't stand watching.

Exception =  Boxing
I could easily watch two bare chested men fight each other  :P

You can spend the whole day watching bare-chested men on Boxing Day. :viking:

:toporly:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on December 08, 2013, 04:23:39 AM
(http://www.dtwrestling.com/cave/dt628b.jpg)
actually bare chested women fighting would be quite watch-able too
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Post by: renaeden on December 08, 2013, 04:40:30 AM
I don't really get bored. I can always daydream.
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Post by: odeon on December 08, 2013, 11:19:34 AM
Yes Golf could surely cure all forms of insomnia.

It's actually fun. And extremely frustrating.

Is it fun because you bring alcohol and frustrating because you always run out before your finished :zoinks:

There are other (http://www.toplessgolf.com/) perks.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on December 08, 2013, 12:05:38 PM
titties make most sports more appealing
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Post by: odeon on December 08, 2013, 11:44:21 PM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 09, 2013, 12:47:16 AM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: odeon on December 13, 2013, 12:10:29 AM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

And is it?
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2013, 06:05:33 PM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

Naked canadians. I've just got to see that.  :o
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 14, 2013, 07:08:59 PM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

And is it?

I don't know. I'm American, not Canadian. What sort of American would I be if I paid attention to foreign television? :autism:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XJwX9RaKLKA/TxEvA23fqfI/AAAAAAAADcI/rH_ioP8O3RQ/s1600/Naked+News0001.jpg)

Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2013, 07:10:21 PM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

And is it?

I don't know. I'm American, not Canadian. What sort of American would I be if I paid attention to foreign television? :autism:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XJwX9RaKLKA/TxEvA23fqfI/AAAAAAAADcI/rH_ioP8O3RQ/s1600/Naked+News0001.jpg)


Do they have any naked Canadian men newz?
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 14, 2013, 07:14:58 PM
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

And is it?

I don't know. I'm American, not Canadian. What sort of American would I be if I paid attention to foreign television? :autism:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XJwX9RaKLKA/TxEvA23fqfI/AAAAAAAADcI/rH_ioP8O3RQ/s1600/Naked+News0001.jpg)


Do they have any naked Canadian men newz?

:dunno:

It's odd that everyone in that picture is female. Wouldn't viewers like to see naked men?
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: TheoK on December 14, 2013, 07:24:45 PM
Not fatty fat American men  :M
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2013, 07:25:40 PM
I don't care if they're fat.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 14, 2013, 07:30:04 PM
Not fatty fat American men  :M

All of the men in Canada are fit from playing hockey and wrestling polar bears. :M
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: odeon on December 15, 2013, 05:18:37 AM
It appears to be an informative television programme.
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Post by: Semicolon on December 15, 2013, 08:20:54 AM
It appears to be an informative television programme.

:thumbup:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 15, 2013, 09:21:34 AM
Not fatty fat American men  :M

  Fatty fat American men are better than scrawny, bushy-bearded little Swedes.  :M :P
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Post by: Jack on December 15, 2013, 07:06:42 PM
It appears to be an informative television programme.
Clearly intellectual.
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Post by: TheoK on December 15, 2013, 07:10:01 PM
According to US standards it's surely intellectual  :M
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Post by: Jack on December 15, 2013, 07:12:29 PM
Wouldn't know; don't watch the news. :M
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 15, 2013, 07:28:00 PM
According to US standards it's surely intellectual  :M

It's a Canadian program. :M

Wouldn't know; don't watch the news. :M

Perhaps you should start. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 15, 2013, 07:51:03 PM
Those Canadians are some clever bastards.  :lol1:
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Post by: TheoK on December 15, 2013, 07:53:25 PM
Compared to their neighbours in the south, at least  :M
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Post by: Gopher Gary on December 15, 2013, 08:05:58 PM
Compared to their neighbours in the south, at least  :M

Do you mean the Mexicans?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: TheoK on December 15, 2013, 08:13:40 PM
 :tard:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 15, 2013, 08:34:02 PM
Compared to their neighbours in the south, at least  :M

Great White North (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNRlcjz3acU#)
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: TheoK on December 15, 2013, 08:41:27 PM
Like I said  :M
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 15, 2013, 08:43:28 PM
Like I said  :M

Those are Canadians in the video, not Americans. :M

It's a documentary on Canadian culture. :orly:
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Post by: TheoK on December 15, 2013, 08:44:39 PM
And as you can see, they are more intelligent than Americans  :M
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Semicolon on December 15, 2013, 09:14:02 PM
And as you can see, they are more intelligent than Americans  :M

:M

Bill O'Reilly explains science. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSlJaZrUhs#ws)
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 15, 2013, 09:26:21 PM
You spazzes never bore me.  :headbang2:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: renaeden on February 16, 2014, 01:38:42 AM
I studied a unit at uni called Program Evaluation. The textbook that went with it was a cure for insomnia. Even if I took my ADHD meds, I would still go into lala land while reading that book.
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Post by: Parts on February 21, 2014, 11:00:06 PM
Most celebrity related news and shows
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Post by: odeon on February 23, 2014, 04:27:13 AM
Tales of past vacations.
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Post by: El-Presidente on February 23, 2014, 09:56:37 AM
Most celebrity related news and shows

Especially those z list personalities that get mentioned in the tabloids.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: Parts on February 23, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
Most celebrity related news and shows

Especially those z list personalities that get mentioned in the tabloids.

Unless of course they show tits :zoinks:
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Post by: bodie on February 23, 2014, 02:02:11 PM
Photo's.  Other peoples.  Especially if there is more than 10 on the same subject.

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Post by: El-Presidente on February 23, 2014, 02:04:17 PM
Most celebrity related news and shows

Especially those z list personalities that get mentioned in the tabloids.

Unless of course they show tits :zoinks:

Tits make it all better. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: odeon on February 24, 2014, 12:10:48 AM
Photo's.  Other peoples.  Especially if there is more than 10 on the same subject.

Me too, unless there are boobs.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: 'andersom' on February 24, 2014, 03:21:31 AM
Photo's.  Other peoples.  Especially if there is more than 10 on the same subject.

Me too, unless there are boobs.

Especially if there is more than 10 on the same subject.  :M
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on February 24, 2014, 04:16:03 AM
Yes titties could be interesting, as could winkies.  Perhaps a collage of titties and winkies might be visually appealing.

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Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: 'andersom' on February 24, 2014, 07:47:18 AM
Makes me think about a discussion we had yesterday, about getting closer to the original Olympic idea. And having all perform their skills in the nude.

Thoughts wandered from figure skating, to four person bobsleigh. And then ski jumping, is that the wind in your back being so strong, or are you that happy to be here?
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Post by: Queen Victoria on February 24, 2014, 11:08:39 AM
Makes me think about a discussion we had yesterday, about getting closer to the original Olympic idea. And having all perform their skills in the nude.

Thoughts wandered from figure skating, to four person bobsleigh. And then ski jumping, is that the wind in your back being so strong, or are you that happy to be here?

And laying down in the snow when shooting. 
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Post by: Queen Victoria on February 24, 2014, 11:09:01 AM
bodice tearing novels.
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Post by: El-Presidente on February 24, 2014, 11:55:05 AM
Yes titties could be interesting, as could winkies.  Perhaps a collage of titties and winkies might be visually appealing.

:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
        :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis::bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis:
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This post made me giggle like a schoolgirl
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Post by: odeon on February 25, 2014, 12:24:56 AM
Makes me think about a discussion we had yesterday, about getting closer to the original Olympic idea. And having all perform their skills in the nude.

Thoughts wandered from figure skating, to four person bobsleigh. And then ski jumping, is that the wind in your back being so strong, or are you that happy to be here?

And laying down in the snow when shooting.

 :zombiefuck:

Granted, it would be more fun watching the Olympics with everyone nude (not to mention the fact that the ratings would skyrocket), but I'm sure it's not really how the Greeks envisioned the games, once upon a time.
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on February 25, 2014, 02:02:59 AM
Yes titties could be interesting, as could winkies.  Perhaps a collage of titties and winkies might be visually appealing.

:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
        :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis::bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis:
:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
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This post made me giggle like a schoolgirl

Thinking of you giggling made me giggle too.  Were you the one at the back of the class always sniggering at rude words in the dictionary?  I remember looking up funny surnames in the phone book like ''Shovelbottom" and trying to call them but couldn't because we were giggling so much.  Finally managing to say "I am a neighbour and did you know there was shit pouring out your toilet window?"

And ringing Mr Breakwell saying  "Do you?"

When you see giggling schoolgirls never assume it is 'innocent' fun.   :laugh:

Oooh I am rambling.  Should post in the 'getting old' thread.  Might allow  myself a one post a day ramble. :P
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: El-Presidente on February 27, 2014, 03:07:29 PM
Yes titties could be interesting, as could winkies.  Perhaps a collage of titties and winkies might be visually appealing.

:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
        :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis::bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis:
:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
        :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis::bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis:

This post made me giggle like a schoolgirl

Thinking of you giggling made me giggle too.  Were you the one at the back of the class always sniggering at rude words in the dictionary?  I remember looking up funny surnames in the phone book like ''Shovelbottom" and trying to call them but couldn't because we were giggling so much.  Finally managing to say "I am a neighbour and did you know there was shit pouring out your toilet window?"

And ringing Mr Breakwell saying  "Do you?"

When you see giggling schoolgirls never assume it is 'innocent' fun.   :laugh:

Oooh I am rambling.  Should post in the 'getting old' thread.  Might allow  myself a one post a day ramble. :P

I was a back of the class giggler. How did you know?  :orly:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: bodie on February 28, 2014, 01:50:19 AM
Yes titties could be interesting, as could winkies.  Perhaps a collage of titties and winkies might be visually appealing.

:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
        :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis::bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis:
:penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce:
        :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis::bounce::penis: :bounce::penis: :bounce::penis:

This post made me giggle like a schoolgirl

Thinking of you giggling made me giggle too.  Were you the one at the back of the class always sniggering at rude words in the dictionary?  I remember looking up funny surnames in the phone book like ''Shovelbottom" and trying to call them but couldn't because we were giggling so much.  Finally managing to say "I am a neighbour and did you know there was shit pouring out your toilet window?"

And ringing Mr Breakwell saying  "Do you?"

When you see giggling schoolgirls never assume it is 'innocent' fun.   :laugh:

Oooh I am rambling.  Should post in the 'getting old' thread.  Might allow  myself a one post a day ramble. :P

I was a back of the class giggler. How did you know?  :orly:

It takes one to know one!
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: sg1008 on February 28, 2014, 03:14:26 AM
Here is one.

I like to watch shows that take place in old London, and more recently in times such as those of Charles Dickens...mainly because it helps me to understand wherefrom we derived our colonial system and culture. I really enjoy the way Dickens exposes society and politics for what they really are- hypocrisy and self-interest.

So...every once in awhile I go searching online for some dramatic rendition of a novel...sometimes I stumble upon Catherine Cookson adaptations, which are kind of interesting, but I notice in everyone there seems to be some situation of a woman having a pre-marital sexual encounter and some shame associated with it. I figure Cookson is some sort of feminist...

Anyways, there are occasions in which I begin watching an adaptation of some novel (in this case it was Thomas Hardy novel), and I kept thinking to myself "this is just part 1, part 2 things will really begin to pick up".

I tell myself this until its 3/4s of the way through and I realise I am watching a gross love story and I cannot STAND the actors, the characters, or the scenario. And in this case it was one single scenario. It would have been the least bit interesting if someone got into mortal danger, but nooooo.....just a story about a spoiled narcissistic woman being disappointed.

BO   


RING.


Ended the movie with 10 minutes to spare. It was so boring I did not even care how it ended. Bleh
I actually lamented afterwards "54 minutes of my life that I will never get back"...because it was THAT bad I actually feel it was an anti-experience. Although typing it up like this in my proper english "humour" is kind of fun. I feel like a posh gentlemen relating this incredibly boring experience in the most boring manner possible. Imagine I am speaking with a droning, brat type of voice...and sipping wine with a cigar....and sitting all improper on a seti in a very large room with all kinds of fancy paintings and ceramics.

A boring man with a boring life, and thus, very boring complaints. Muahahahahaha! Have I bored you yet?
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 12, 2016, 05:33:20 PM
  I am bored by things I can't understand, which leaves the field wide open.  :tard:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 19, 2017, 05:42:01 AM
  I'm bored by cleaning projects if the method of cleaning is inefficient and causes me to spend
   a lot of time and effort for very little visible improvement.  Hardly seems worth doing it.  :dunno:
Title: Re: what bores you?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 26, 2017, 11:26:42 AM
  Too much idle time gets on my nerves after awhile.  I feel better when I'm working!  :multitask: