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Title: world toilet day
Post by: El on November 18, 2013, 08:12:25 PM
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...because where else would I post this?
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: Jack on November 18, 2013, 08:59:21 PM
Expected the safest one to be related to cleanliness, but it's bulletproof. :laugh:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 19, 2013, 12:55:33 AM
  The finest toilet in the world is mine at home.  North, south, east, west, home's the place that I love best.  :M
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: odeon on November 19, 2013, 01:15:26 AM
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 19, 2013, 01:22:40 AM
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: odeon on November 19, 2013, 01:27:41 AM
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:


Most airports are clean, at least. Pretty much every so-called international airport I've been to have staff who are constantly cleaning them, with the apparent exception of Berlin-Tegel. It's a vile place.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 19, 2013, 01:29:27 AM
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:


Most airports are clean, at least. Pretty much every so-called international airport I've been to have staff who are constantly cleaning them, with the apparent exception of Berlin-Tegel. It's a vile place.

  Maybe it's the antechamber of hell.  :cthulhu:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 19, 2013, 07:10:07 AM
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

I think probably one of the nastiest places I saw was in the border markets in Laos...I decided there were "levels" of desperation and I was not there yet

(http://us.123rf.com/450wm/gururugu/gururugu1302/gururugu130200920/18035918-facade-of-golden-toilet-wat-rong-khun-at-chiang-rai-thailand.jpg)
(http://mithunonthe.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/golden-toilet-white-temple-chiang-rai.jpg)

I have been here but did not go here.

Why was this not on the list?
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: odeon on November 19, 2013, 04:20:12 PM
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:


Most airports are clean, at least. Pretty much every so-called international airport I've been to have staff who are constantly cleaning them, with the apparent exception of Berlin-Tegel. It's a vile place.

  Maybe it's the antechamber of hell.  :cthulhu:

Not an unreasonable suggestion. You leave the place by going up. :P
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: renaeden on November 19, 2013, 09:18:25 PM
I went to a very strange toilet in Thailand where the toilet consisted of a large square tiled hole filled with water. I decided that I wasn't desperate enough to go and so just washed my hands and left. This was in a forest and by the time we got back to civilisation I was busting.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: odeon on November 19, 2013, 11:42:25 PM
I hate public toilets of any kind.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: TheoK on November 20, 2013, 04:21:09 AM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: renaeden on November 21, 2013, 02:40:59 AM
I hate public toilets of any kind.
Same. You would think that uni toilets would be pretty clean but they aren't. Luckily, I have found some there that hardly anybody uses.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2013, 01:42:27 PM
I hate public toilets of any kind.
Same. You would think that uni toilets would be pretty clean but they aren't. Luckily, I have found some there that hardly anybody uses.

I managed to locate a few like that at the uni.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: TheoK on November 21, 2013, 02:49:15 PM
 :M

Horrible Histories - Roman Toilets Marcus and Sextus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOhbCEr3v50#)
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: Parts on November 21, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Anybody familiar with these things :zombiefuck:  To me it's a good reason not to go to certain parts of the world
(http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/squat-toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: TheoK on November 21, 2013, 06:00:35 PM
Some European countries have similar public toilets. Greece, for instance. France also used to have them.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: Jack on November 21, 2013, 07:28:54 PM
People must walk around smelling like piss from splashing their shoes. :laugh:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: TheoK on November 21, 2013, 07:31:09 PM
No, they can aim. They're not American and fatty fat and unable to see their private parts for all the fat  :M
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: Jack on November 21, 2013, 08:14:02 PM
Didn't think many women can aim like that. :laugh:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 22, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
No, they can aim. They're not American and fatty fat and unable to see their private parts for all the fat  :M

  I'm sure it's a real treat for you to look at your private parts day in and day out.  Emaciated Swede. :trollface:
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: renaeden on November 24, 2013, 02:52:40 AM
People must walk around smelling like piss from splashing their shoes. :laugh:
Haha, that is a point. I have seen toilets like this in Thailand many times. I always went to the "Western" toilets while there.

Where I used to work, I used to clean the toilets and would often see dirty footprints on the seat of the toilet. Eventually we got instructions on how to correctly use the toilets stuck up on the backs of the toilet doors.
Title: Re: world toilet day
Post by: Parts on November 24, 2013, 03:04:53 AM
People must walk around smelling like piss from splashing their shoes. :laugh:
Haha, that is a point. I have seen toilets like this in Thailand many times. I always went to the "Western" toilets while there.

Where I used to work, I used to clean the toilets and would often see dirty footprints on the seat of the toilet. Eventually we got instructions on how to correctly use the toilets stuck up on the backs of the toilet doors.

I see foot prints on the seats a lot in the portable bathrooms at the flea market mostly I think from people who don't want to sit on the seat, even though they have the cleanest portables around