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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: StevenAdmïn on October 14, 2013, 08:32:15 AM
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Hello boys, I'm Samantha. Yes, that's fucking right - I'm a woman. Posting on the internet without ignorant MEN holding me back. I suppose YOU have a problem with that, don't you?!
I stumbled upon this site, and all I can see is a cesspool of misogynistic crap posted by STUPID, immature MEN with nothing better to do than objectify women! Just looking at you people makes me sick! We WOMEN have fought for our rights over a VERY long period of TIME, from 1848 RIGHT UP TO the present! And I think it's DISGUSTING to see you all posting porn and objectifying women the way you do! Well, this is gonna stop pretty soon boys, mark my words! Fuck with us, who are really the SUPERIOR SEX, and we will fuck with you, faggots! Just wait and see!
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ROFL.
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Are you :viking: ?
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SHUT UP Pyraxis, you stupid MISOGYNIST! Back to WANKING in your basement!
You too LIT. You're posting weird emoticon questions to trick me into thinking everyone else knows what it means because they are MEN, BUT I AM NOT STUPID! It's just YOU who knows what it means, because you have no life, unlike me, a woman, who is actually doing something, you know, PRODUCTIVE?!
Didn't expect THAT, did you? Thought I was some dumb blonde, but I'm NOT! Insult me boys, and I will insult you!
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Now now dear. Back in the kitchen with you.
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Now now dear. Back in the kitchen with you.
I don't WANT to go back in the kitchen! I would rather go to COLLEGE and get a JOB, like any self respecting female should! Maybe YOU should cook your own food! This isn't the 1930s anymore you sexist DICK!
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Great, who's going to join up next? A gay nigger from outer space?
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Great, who's going to join up next? A gay nigger from outer space?
Don't use those words! They're RACIST and IGNORANT! It's VERY SAD that YOU think a woman wanting to live a halfway decent life is too extreme! Go to hell you ignorant BOY! And yes, I said BOY! YOU do not qualify as a MAN!
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oh my god o_o
*hides testosteron*
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oh my god o_o
*hides testosteron*
DO NOT make fun of me! I am your equal, if not your superior! GET USED TO IT, FAGGOT! Show we WOMEN the respect we DESERVE!!!
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SHUT UP Pyraxis, you stupid MISOGYNIST! Back to WANKING in your basement!
I don't have a basement, sweet tits. I'll have to wank in your yard.
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I remember a particularly grand oppression of the female gender! I was driving down the freeway in New Orleans in that supreme symbol of the Patriarchy, a pickup truck... It was late, I was on my way home from a night of enforcing the sinister will of the Patriarchy by holding open doors for women and delighting in their terror as they shrunk away from my dark whispers of "It was my privilege," as they passed through.
And what do I chance to spy on the side of the road? Why, two vulnerable ladies on the side of the road, next to a car with a flat tire. I cackle in joy, as I am about to use my oppresive powers to subjegate two more women! My phallus can barely contain it's might!
Slowly, smoothly, I pull up on the shoulder of the road behind their Toyota Echo. Already, the other male drivers can see what is about to happen, and as they drive by, each pounds upon their breast shouting a patriarchal warcry! The rising and falling of their cries of "WAAAARRRGHHH!!!" is an eerie crescendo on the road.
The ladies freeze in terror, they know what is about to happen. I ask them, "Is everything ok?", to which the older one, I believe the younger's mother, stammers "N-n-no, we have a f-f-f-lat tire and I c-can't fig-g-g-ure out how to ch-change it..." She looks away, horrified. The younger, a petite blonde about my age, promptly bursts into tears asshe realizes they are about to be oppressed!
I grin my evil patriarchy grin and ask "Would you like me to give you a hand?" The two women, indoctrinated with a lifetime of dread patriarchy, can do nothing but accept. Fear fills their eyes as I get to work changing their tire. A car of women drives by, and I can see them crying inside their vehicle, though from sympathy or happiness it's not them being opressed, I can't say.
As I busy myself with the tire iron, a mighty symbol of the power of men, I crack a joke to enforce my position of superiority as I kneel in the dirt in the hot Louisiana night. They laugh, not because it's funny, but because they know things will only be worse for them if they displease me while I'm oppressing them. The younger, in a desperate attempt to mollify my patriarchal might and superior position, asks me directions to a familiar French Quarter bar. I take the opportunity to further degrade them, by happily telling them how to get there. They quail in terror, features white, holding eachother in their shared fear as I suggest a specialty drink from the bar.
The tire changed, I replace the tools and flat tire in their trunk. We're almost done here, but I want to make sure I've oppressed them as much as possible. They silently begin to cry as I use my evil Male Knowledge and say "Be careful, this one is just a doughnut. It's not meant to be on there very long, and it's not made to drive over 55. Make sure you get it changed out or you run the risk of it blowing."
They are no longer crying silently, but bawling openly in the streets at the terror I've inflicted. The mother manages to crack a brave smile and stammer a thank you through the tears. The daughter, however, knows the toll that the patriarchy must collect. She sobs, through tears of horror at what she knows she must do, "Th-thank you, you've s-s-saved muh-muh-my 21st birthd-d-day.", she closes her eyes tight against the horror of what she is about to do, and hugs me in terror on the side of the road. My patriarchal dues not yet paid, she presses a gas station reciept with her name and number on it into my hand.
I look at them levely and utter the final blow, completely obliterating their spirits: "It was my privilege."
They flee back to their car and drive off into the night, thoroughly oppressed by me and my patriarchy. Ah, it's good to be male.
>Go on a date with girl
>Take her to nice restaurant
>She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
>Ask for the check
>The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table
>Look of horror comes across the girl's face
>I reach for the check and place my credit card inside
>She begins to tremble
>Tears well up in her eyes
>I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
>I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it
>The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
>She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away
>The waiter returns to take the check away
>All is lost to her now
>Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap
>Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry
>I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me
>I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
>"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears
>I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face
>And I tell her, "It was my privilege."
See a woman using her laptop in the airport
I notice it has stopped working
My oppressive male heart fills with sadistic malice towards her
I walk up to her, grinning with savage glee
Shock and horror fills her face as she sees me looming over her
Her eyes brim with tears
She cowers and begs “P-please don’t, sir…”
My engorging penis begins to rip the seams of my pants as I leer and say “Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing you’re having computer troubles. If you don’t mind, I’m sure I could fix them.”
Her eyes downcast, she mumbles “o-okay”
I savagely take her computer and begin to fix the rather simple problem as tears stream down her face
All the men around me begin laughing evilly and hooting like wild apes of Borneo, reveling in her oppression
I hand it back to her, saying darkly that it should be working now
Testosterone fueled ecstasy fills me as I watch her spirit crumble
She weakly takes it from my strong male grip
All the women in the airport are now forced on their knees from the oppression in the air
Defeated, broken, she feebly sobs “Thank you” as the last of her independence disappears
As I go to catch my flight, I smugly reply “It was my privilege”
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We don't need no feminism let the fuckin bitch burn.
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Awww, look, they're getting along!
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Brilliant! You just earned a Yay.
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You may re-use my post. Copy it, and lets copypaste this bitch into oblivion every time she tries to make a thread. (obvious troll, but lets fuck shit up for fun.)
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You may re-use my post. Copy it, and lets copypaste this bitch into oblivion every time she tries to make a thread. (obvious troll, but lets fuck shit up for fun.)
Aw come on, where are your priorities? She is actually funny. In fact, it should.. should be right down your alley, to satirize just this, shouldn't it?
I mean... would you rather go back to razorduckfetishbeard?
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STFU RAGEBELOUVE. I am not a troll, YOU are the troll AND sapammer! If I didn't know better, I'd say you were TRYING to offend me! I'm reporting you to the ADMINISTRATOR of this WEBSITE!
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You may re-use my post. Copy it, and lets copypaste this bitch into oblivion every time she tries to make a thread. (obvious troll, but lets fuck shit up for fun.)
Aw come on, where are your priorities? She is actually funny. In fact, it should.. should be right down your alley, to satirize just this, shouldn't it?
I mean... would you rather go back to razorduckfetishbeard?
Even the slightest hint of radical feminism is my enemy.
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oh my god o_o
*hides testosteron*
DO NOT make fun of me! I am your equal, if not your superior! GET USED TO IT, FAGGOT! Show we WOMEN the respect we DESERVE!!!
Ya blew it. 5/10 because it's about time a troll playing a feminist came here.
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oh my god o_o
*hides testosteron*
DO NOT make fun of me! I am your equal, if not your superior! GET USED TO IT, FAGGOT! Show we WOMEN the respect we DESERVE!!!
Ya blew it. 5/10 because it's about time a troll playing a feminist came here.
How DARE you?! I am not a troll, I'm just standing up for poor, abused women like Duckfetishgirl who don't have a voice of their own!
I think you ARE a FAGGOT! I don't ENJOY using that kind of language, but the only way to get through to you BRAIN DEAD MEN, is to tell you that you are SUCKING on each other's DICKS!
As I said boys, insult me and I will insult you!
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So you're a genuine homophobe then? Okay.
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Just let me know when you're done with this troll. I'm itching to devour it.
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How DARE you?! I am not a troll, I'm just standing up for poor, abused women like Duckfetishgirl who don't have a voice of their own!
I think you ARE a FAGGOT! I don't ENJOY using that kind of language, but the only way to get through to you BRAIN DEAD MEN, is to tell you that you are SUCKING on each other's DICKS!
As I said boys, insult me and I will insult you!
I am imagining all this in a Mrs. Garrison voice
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Just let me know when you're done with this troll. I'm itching to devour it.
I am NOT a TROLL! I've said this already, but you don't listen!
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How DARE you?! I am not a troll, I'm just standing up for poor, abused women like Duckfetishgirl who don't have a voice of their own!
I think you ARE a FAGGOT! I don't ENJOY using that kind of language, but the only way to get through to you BRAIN DEAD MEN, is to tell you that you are SUCKING on each other's DICKS!
As I said boys, insult me and I will insult you!
I am imagining all this in a Mrs. Garrison voice
I sound NOTHING LIKE that character from that AWFUL South Park show! I can't believe people are comfortable watching such a misogynistic TELEVEISION PROGRAM!
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How DARE you?! I am not a troll, I'm just standing up for poor, abused women like Duckfetishgirl who don't have a voice of their own!
I think you ARE a FAGGOT! I don't ENJOY using that kind of language, but the only way to get through to you BRAIN DEAD MEN, is to tell you that you are SUCKING on each other's DICKS!
As I said boys, insult me and I will insult you!
I am imagining all this in a Mrs. Garrison voice
I sound NOTHING LIKE that character from that AWFUL South Park show! I can't believe people are comfortable watching such a misogynistic TELEVEISION PROGRAM!
You GO TO HELL! You GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
;D
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So, Samantha.
What are you wearing?
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So, Samantha.
What are you wearing?
Yeah.
Are you a lil cutiepie?
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Men's clothes obviously. Wearing women's clothes is a patriarchy tool to sexualize women. :zoinks:
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Men's clothes obviously. Wearing women's clothes is a patriarchy tool to sexualize women. :zoinks:
I think HE is too ;)
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You may re-use my post. Copy it, and lets copypaste this bitch into oblivion every time she tries to make a thread. (obvious troll, but lets fuck shit up for fun.)
Aw come on, where are your priorities? She is actually funny. In fact, it should.. should be right down your alley, to satirize just this, shouldn't it?
I mean... would you rather go back to razorduckfetishbeard?
Even the slightest hint of radical feminism is my enemy.
Now look what you brought down on us. :zombiefuck: And you can't even clean it up.
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You may re-use my post. Copy it, and lets copypaste this bitch into oblivion every time she tries to make a thread. (obvious troll, but lets fuck shit up for fun.)
Aw come on, where are your priorities? She is actually funny. In fact, it should.. should be right down your alley, to satirize just this, shouldn't it?
I mean... would you rather go back to razorduckfetishbeard?
Even the slightest hint of radical feminism is my enemy.
Now look what you brought down on us. :zombiefuck: And you can't even clean it up.
Actually I was doing a great job of attacking him to begin with, but my friends convinced me to stand down because they found it entertaining to engage with a "radical feminist". See what happens when you don't trust the rage man's instincts?
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Lame troll is lame. Just sit back and let your man show you how it's really done. :hahaha: You're more exciting as yourself, Eris. :penis:
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Yeah, let's all just pretend I ain't saying nothing. :lol1:
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It was marx.
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It was marx.
I know who it was. :hahaha:
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What the hell is with you tonight?
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Why are you pretending that his posts did ever make sense?
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Why are you pretending that his posts did ever make sense?
Yeah, team up against me with your new buddy Rage, Puke. Talking to retards is frustrating, ain't it, Puke. :hahaha:
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What the fuck?
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Sore winners. :zoinks:
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You may re-use my post. Copy it, and lets copypaste this bitch into oblivion every time she tries to make a thread. (obvious troll, but lets fuck shit up for fun.)
Aw come on, where are your priorities? She is actually funny. In fact, it should.. should be right down your alley, to satirize just this, shouldn't it?
I mean... would you rather go back to razorduckfetishbeard?
Even the slightest hint of radical feminism is my enemy.
Now look what you brought down on us. :zombiefuck: And you can't even clean it up.
Actually I was doing a great job of attacking him to begin with, but my friends convinced me to stand down because they found it entertaining to engage with a "radical feminist". See what happens when you don't trust the rage man's instincts?
Sorry, mate, but your instincts suck. You were feeding the troll.
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I don't think his instincts suck. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt at least. He just accelerated an inevitable process.
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I don't think his instincts suck. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt at least. He just accelerated an inevitable process.
Exactly. That would have lasted days had I not gotten the guy all manic and fired up. Raxis sees my talents. :zoinks:
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I don't think his instincts suck. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt at least. He just accelerated an inevitable process.
We'll have to disagree on this one. I believe Rage did exactly what the troll hoped someone would. His goal is not to stick around.
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I do indeed disagree. He would have remained the center of attention as long as he possibly could.
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And he still is. Exactly what he wants.
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And he still is. Exactly what he wants.
Oh. Shit.
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What's really funny is that he isn't particularly good at trolling.
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It's an art to troll. On another board I pretended to be an 86 year old stalinist living in Berlin. Many people believed in it for a long time and got angry about it. In the end the owners of the site kicked me out - pretty unfair, since I actually didn't break any rules :thumbdn:
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It's an art to troll. On another board I pretended to be an 86 year old stalinist living in Berlin. Many people believed in it for a long time and got angry about it. In the end the owners of the site kicked me out - pretty unfair, since I actually didn't break any rules :thumbdn:
Hilarious. :plus:
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What's really funny is that he isn't particularly good at trolling.
The spam was a duplicate of scraps. It wasn't even chuckleworthy.
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It's an art to troll. On another board I pretended to be an 86 year old stalinist living in Berlin. Many people believed in it for a long time and got angry about it. In the end the owners of the site kicked me out - pretty unfair, since I actually didn't break any rules :thumbdn:
Dude. That's subtle brilliance right there.
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:agreed:
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What's really funny is that he isn't particularly good at trolling.
The spam was a duplicate of scraps. It wasn't even chuckleworthy.
Well, Scrap sucked at trolling.
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What's really funny is that he isn't particularly good at trolling.
The spam was a duplicate of scraps. It wasn't even chuckleworthy.
Well, Scrap sucked at trolling.
Exactly.
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Hello boys, I'm Samantha. Yes, that's fucking right - I'm a woman. Posting on the internet without ignorant MEN holding me back. I suppose YOU have a problem with that, don't you?!
I stumbled upon this site, and all I can see is a cesspool of misogynistic crap posted by STUPID, immature MEN with nothing better to do than objectify women! Just looking at you people makes me sick! We WOMEN have fought for our rights over a VERY long period of TIME, from 1848 RIGHT UP TO the present! And I think it's DISGUSTING to see you all posting porn and objectifying women the way you do! Well, this is gonna stop pretty soon boys, mark my words! Fuck with us, who are really the SUPERIOR SEX, and we will fuck with you, faggots! Just wait and see!
Um, I thought you were banned? :violin:
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They are.
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Burning One (34) Jack (1) + they? ok then
Yes, they. Jack doesn't like karma.
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Whats the OP's history like?
I haven't paid enough attention to know.
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Whats the OP's history like?
I haven't paid enough attention to know.
I believe a movie was made about his life. Oh, here it is.
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Whats the OP's history like?
I haven't paid enough attention to know.
I believe a movie was made about his life. Oh, here it is.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVpfXpG0Cwjax7J9vpagvax5tzrGIRH6wOa2MQqPPRAjCaZdKt)
:clap: