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Title: Sweden WTF???
Post by: Parts on September 15, 2013, 04:44:56 PM
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The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has confirmed that anal secretions from the beaver can be used to provide a taste similar to vanilla in baked goods and sweets.
   Link (http://www.thelocal.se/50250/20130915/)

 :zombiefuck:

I wonder when they will begin serving beaver ass cookies at Ikea
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: 'andersom' on September 15, 2013, 04:59:15 PM
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The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has confirmed that anal secretions from the beaver can be used to provide a taste similar to vanilla in baked goods and sweets.
   Link (http://www.thelocal.se/50250/20130915/)

 :zombiefuck:

I wonder when they will begin serving beaver ass cookies at Ikea

Sorry Parts, it's old news already. And not only in Sweden. It can be a "natural ingredient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum)" in your ice-cream too.

Who knows, what you had for dinner, or what kind of stuff was in the icing on your donut today.  :nerdy:

My brother is making jokes about this every time we have anything with a vanilla flavour at a family dinner. 
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: TheoK on September 15, 2013, 05:00:55 PM
 :orly: :viking:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: 'andersom' on September 15, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
I do wonder who harvests this stuff though, and how.

(No, I do not really want to know, but I still want to wonder about it.)
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: 'andersom' on September 15, 2013, 05:03:38 PM
Ah, found out already. The glands are a side product, from hunting beavers for their fur.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 15, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: 'andersom' on September 15, 2013, 05:19:48 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M

And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are  :viking:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: TheoK on September 15, 2013, 05:23:05 PM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 15, 2013, 05:24:06 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M

And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are  :viking:

  This  little American is not brave!   *grabs beaver-free cookies and goes into hiding*   :hide:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: 'andersom' on September 15, 2013, 05:26:30 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M

And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are  :viking:

  This  little American is not brave!   *grabs beaver-free cookies and goes into hiding*   :hide:

Are you sure they are beaver free? If it says "natural flavouring" you could be screwed. And, my guess is there are more beavers hunted in the USA than in Sweden. So, maybe you would be safer, buying Swedish cookies.  :orly:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 15, 2013, 05:34:26 PM
  (http://www.onekind.org/uploads/a-z/az_beaver.jpg)  Try my homemade cookies!
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 15, 2013, 05:34:49 PM
Foods food. I don't give a shit.  :green:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: Parts on September 15, 2013, 06:13:08 PM
And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla  ice cream was the vanilla  beans seeds :GA:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 15, 2013, 06:28:00 PM
And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla  ice cream was the vanilla  beans seeds :GA:

  (http://images1.friendseat.com/2011/04/Smiling-Beaver-Image-via-Duncan.jpg)

     Why yes.  Vanilla bean seeds.  That's what they are.  Heehee!
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: Icequeen on September 15, 2013, 06:31:54 PM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 15, 2013, 06:37:12 PM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

Obama.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 15, 2013, 06:42:19 PM
  I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved.   :nerd!:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 15, 2013, 06:45:59 PM
Nah. President Barack Obama tongued a beaver's ass because he loves beastiality and anal sex.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 15, 2013, 06:47:44 PM
Nah. President Barack Obama tongued a beaver's ass because he loves beastiality and anal sex.

  And you found this out ... how?  :trollface:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 15, 2013, 06:56:11 PM
Nah. President Barack Obama tongued a beaver's ass because he loves beastiality and anal sex.

  And you found this out ... how?  :trollface:

By spying on the NSA, which spies on everyone.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: odeon on September 15, 2013, 10:46:03 PM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

^This
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: 'andersom' on September 16, 2013, 03:06:19 AM
And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla  ice cream was the vanilla  beans seeds :GA:

When there are little black specks, it probably is real bourbon vanilla. It's when there are no specks, and no assurance that it is real vanilla, that you have to wonder.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: Semicolon on September 16, 2013, 08:43:18 AM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

^This

Thirded.

  I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved.   :nerd!:

At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 16, 2013, 06:06:03 PM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

  (http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Beaver-lick-church.jpg)
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: odeon on September 16, 2013, 11:30:47 PM
That's just wrong.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: TheoK on September 17, 2013, 01:34:59 AM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

^This

Thirded.

  I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved.   :nerd!:

At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:

Some desperate hunter, I think  :-\
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 17, 2013, 09:16:53 AM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

^This

Thirded.

  I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved.   :nerd!:

At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:

Some desperate hunter, I think  :-\

Nope. Obama.
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: Semicolon on September 17, 2013, 02:22:07 PM
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:

^This

Thirded.

  I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved.   :nerd!:

At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:

Some desperate hunter, I think  :-\

Nope. Obama.

You could taste a beaver and an ass in one giant lick. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Sweden WTF???
Post by: Semicolon on June 08, 2014, 05:57:56 PM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/19/19ff3b783d45981840fce7d48a59a154b2429e3168f7d4380f88a14f4befc0b6.jpg)