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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Parts on September 15, 2013, 04:44:56 PM
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The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has confirmed that anal secretions from the beaver can be used to provide a taste similar to vanilla in baked goods and sweets.
Link (http://www.thelocal.se/50250/20130915/)
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I wonder when they will begin serving beaver ass cookies at Ikea
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The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has confirmed that anal secretions from the beaver can be used to provide a taste similar to vanilla in baked goods and sweets.
Link (http://www.thelocal.se/50250/20130915/)
:zombiefuck:
I wonder when they will begin serving beaver ass cookies at Ikea
Sorry Parts, it's old news already. And not only in Sweden. It can be a "natural ingredient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum)" in your ice-cream too.
Who knows, what you had for dinner, or what kind of stuff was in the icing on your donut today. :nerdy:
My brother is making jokes about this every time we have anything with a vanilla flavour at a family dinner.
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:orly: :viking:
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I do wonder who harvests this stuff though, and how.
(No, I do not really want to know, but I still want to wonder about it.)
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Ah, found out already. The glands are a side product, from hunting beavers for their fur.
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This is definitely Lit's fault. I thought so as soon as I saw the word "anal." :M
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This is definitely Lit's fault. I thought so as soon as I saw the word "anal." :M
And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are :viking:
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:agreed:
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This is definitely Lit's fault. I thought so as soon as I saw the word "anal." :M
And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are :viking:
This little American is not brave! *grabs beaver-free cookies and goes into hiding* :hide:
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This is definitely Lit's fault. I thought so as soon as I saw the word "anal." :M
And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are :viking:
This little American is not brave! *grabs beaver-free cookies and goes into hiding* :hide:
Are you sure they are beaver free? If it says "natural flavouring" you could be screwed. And, my guess is there are more beavers hunted in the USA than in Sweden. So, maybe you would be safer, buying Swedish cookies. :orly:
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(http://www.onekind.org/uploads/a-z/az_beaver.jpg) Try my homemade cookies!
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Foods food. I don't give a shit. :green:
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And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla ice cream was the vanilla beans seeds :GA:
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And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla ice cream was the vanilla beans seeds :GA:
(http://images1.friendseat.com/2011/04/Smiling-Beaver-Image-via-Duncan.jpg)
Why yes. Vanilla bean seeds. That's what they are. Heehee!
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
Obama.
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I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved. :nerd!:
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Nah. President Barack Obama tongued a beaver's ass because he loves beastiality and anal sex.
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Nah. President Barack Obama tongued a beaver's ass because he loves beastiality and anal sex.
And you found this out ... how? :trollface:
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Nah. President Barack Obama tongued a beaver's ass because he loves beastiality and anal sex.
And you found this out ... how? :trollface:
By spying on the NSA, which spies on everyone.
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
^This
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And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla ice cream was the vanilla beans seeds :GA:
When there are little black specks, it probably is real bourbon vanilla. It's when there are no specks, and no assurance that it is real vanilla, that you have to wonder.
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
^This
Thirded.
I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved. :nerd!:
At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
(http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Beaver-lick-church.jpg)
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That's just wrong.
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
^This
Thirded.
I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved. :nerd!:
At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:
Some desperate hunter, I think :-\
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
^This
Thirded.
I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved. :nerd!:
At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:
Some desperate hunter, I think :-\
Nope. Obama.
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What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
^This
Thirded.
I assure you that we conducted a proper scientific study using swabs, no intimate contact involved. :nerd!:
At some point, someone must have tasted a beaver's ass to know that it tastes like vanilla. :nerdy:
Some desperate hunter, I think :-\
Nope. Obama.
You could taste a beaver and an ass in one giant lick. :zoinks:
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(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/19/19ff3b783d45981840fce7d48a59a154b2429e3168f7d4380f88a14f4befc0b6.jpg)