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Title: Coffee question
Post by: Parts on September 04, 2013, 09:01:24 AM
Just how big is a cup of coffee the answers are all over the place most of them seem very small to me?  When I get one when I am out in the morning they are 20oz which I consider about right but it would be over three cups if I went by the 6oz standard I see thrown around a lot.  Another question is who only has 6oz cups of it? I generally have one or two small cups about the 6oz size at home them at least one 20oz one on my way to work
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 04, 2013, 09:06:26 AM
  The cups I use, at home and also at work, hold 8 oz or so.  I have one cup at home in the morning ( very strong! )
  and one or two cups at work, so I drink 16-24 ounces a day.  I used to drink 9 cups a day! and then I started getting
  palpitations!  :spaz:  and my doctor stuck electrodes all over me! and did an EKG! which was normal! but she said to cut down!
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jesse on September 04, 2013, 09:06:52 AM
I have about three to four large mugs of coffee a morning. I wouldn't call them cups because, well. they are pretty big
Intrestingly enough, I can't find coffee cups that are small anymore. there all oversized
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 04, 2013, 02:41:45 PM
I lucked in finding a coffee cup that holds 8 ounces.  Ever since I've been using it for my tea and coffee I find I'm eating less (go figure).  Even though it doesn't have a lid the coffee doesn't get cold, probably because it doesn't take me that long to finish it.

Eight ounces sounds reasonable.  After all portion sizes have been increasing for the last 60 or so years.  Coke originally was 6 ounces in the bottle.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on September 04, 2013, 02:44:51 PM
I lucked in finding a coffee cup that holds 8 ounces.  Ever since I've been using it for my tea and coffee I find I'm eating less (go figure).  Even though it doesn't have a lid the coffee doesn't get cold, probably because it doesn't take me that long to finish it.

Eight ounces sounds reasonable.  After all portion sizes have been increasing for the last 60 or so years.  Coke originally was 6 ounces in the bottle.

8 fluid ounces is a cup. ;)
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: TheoK on September 04, 2013, 02:53:21 PM
In Europe a standard coffee cup is 150ml. There are smaller cups for espresso and mocca, bigger cappucchino glasses, mugs, etc, but an ordinary cup for ordinary coffee is 150ml.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2013, 02:59:18 PM
Here's the minimum amount of coffee to get me going in the morning.

(http://www.precisionnutrition.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/w-Giant-Coffee-Cup75917.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: TheoK on September 04, 2013, 03:00:32 PM
A Moomin cup!  :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2013, 03:01:51 PM
We call it "Small". :moomin:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 04, 2013, 03:25:58 PM
A Moomin cup!  :orly:

  Here is a Moomin having a wee sip.   :tea: :moomin:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2013, 03:38:48 PM
A Moomin cup!  :orly:

  Here is a Moomin having a wee sip.   :tea: :moomin:

Barely noticeable. Not enough to keep the headache at bay.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 04, 2013, 05:44:55 PM
A Moomin cup!  :orly:

  Here is a Moomin having a wee sip.   :tea: :moomin:

Barely noticeable. Not enough to keep the headache at bay.

  That's just a little cup to keep him awake while the fresh pot brews.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jesse on September 04, 2013, 05:57:56 PM
*pulls up a chair* hello my little moomin baby, want to get a cup of coffee with me?
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2013, 10:54:12 PM
(http://www.misanthropytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coffee-swimming-pool.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on September 06, 2013, 08:26:03 AM
I measured with water, don't want to risk spilling it. :autism:

10 to 12 oz.  My coffee maker has a 1 and 2 cup setting, I always use the 2 cup for my favorite mugs, 1 cup is about half a cup...which works out extremely well for the MIL who would always want a fresh 1/2 cup of coffee from my old min 3 cup machine. >:D
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 06, 2013, 08:39:13 AM
(http://www.misanthropytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coffee-swimming-pool.jpg)

  What a way to drown!  You'd arrive in the afterworld all   :spaz:  !
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on September 06, 2013, 10:05:34 AM
I'll probably end up in hell and all they have is Starbucks I'm sure. :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 06, 2013, 10:06:57 AM
I'll probably end up in hell and all they have is Starbucks I'm sure. :P

  And they'll relay your order back and forth in that auctioneer's babble they all do so well!   :flame:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on September 07, 2013, 02:22:11 AM
I like Starbucks, but all I ever wanted there was a simple cup of black, strong coffee, so the obstacle of having to explain this to a clerk smiling stupidly while calling me Sir and offering me latte this or frappuccino that is sometimes overwhelming and I end up going somewhere else.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 21, 2013, 04:41:09 PM
I like Starbucks, but all I ever wanted there was a simple cup of black, strong coffee, so the obstacle of having to explain this to a clerk smiling stupidly while calling me Sir and offering me latte this or frappuccino that is sometimes overwhelming and I end up going somewhere else.

  Really, when you want to wake up, a plain old cup of strong coffee is the best thing! :coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 21, 2013, 09:22:54 PM
I lucked in finding a coffee cup that holds 8 ounces.  Ever since I've been using it for my tea and coffee I find I'm eating less (go figure).  Even though it doesn't have a lid the coffee doesn't get cold, probably because it doesn't take me that long to finish it.

Eight ounces sounds reasonable.  After all portion sizes have been increasing for the last 60 or so years.  Coke originally was 6 ounces in the bottle.

8 fluid ounces is a cup. ;)

I'm not always quick on the take up.  Yes, I know 8 fluid ounces is a cup (I am a housewife).  What's difficult is finding a coffee cup that holds that amount, not the 12, 16 or 24 ounce mugs.  Since then I've added 2 more cups to my collection.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 02, 2014, 07:24:03 AM
Bumped for :spaz: :coffee:. :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 02, 2014, 07:30:56 AM
Withdrawal? :-\
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 02, 2014, 07:34:42 AM
Withdrawal? :-\

Here is the withdrawal parade on I2, as members rush to the fresh coffee:

:fuckyeahdance: :moomin: :queenie: :spaz: :cbc: :hyke:
:tea: :tea: :tea:
:tea: :tea: :tea:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 02, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
Withdrawal? :-\

Here is the withdrawal parade on I2, as members rush to the fresh coffee:

:fuckyeahdance: :moomin: :queenie: :spaz: :cbc: :hyke:
:tea: :tea: :tea:
:tea: :tea: :tea:

:queenie: NEVER rush, we glide regally.  In fact, we have the coffee brought to us.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2014, 11:10:11 AM
A Moomin cup!  :orly:

  Here is a Moomin having a wee sip.   :tea: :moomin:

Barely noticeable. Not enough to keep the headache at bay.

  The caffeine withdrawal headache is a real bitch, especially when accompanied by nausea!  :sick:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on May 02, 2014, 12:35:58 PM
I gave it up.

Bought something called Dandy Blend (dandelion, chicory mix), supposed to help with the caffeine withdrawal (I really didn't have any, a couple of mild headaches) and I actually like it better. Doesn't really taste like coffee...kind of of like hot chocolate, coffee combined...different, but good. I use a spoonful of choc creamer (no sugar) in it and that's all...hooked on the stuff.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2014, 12:39:35 PM
I gave it up.

Bought something called Dandy Blend (dandelion, chicory mix), supposed to help with the caffeine withdrawal (I really didn't have any, a couple of mild headaches) and I actually like it better. Doesn't really taste like coffee...kind of of like hot chocolate, coffee combined...different, but good. I use a spoonful of choc creamer (no sugar) in it and that's all...hooked on the stuff.

  I will never give up caffeine.  I just don't think I could do it.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 02, 2014, 02:54:17 PM
Withdrawal? :-\

Here is the withdrawal parade on I2, as members rush to the fresh coffee:

:fuckyeahdance: :moomin: :queenie: :spaz: :cbc: :hyke:
:tea: :tea: :tea:
:tea: :tea: :tea:

:queenie: NEVER rush, we glide regally.  In fact, we have the coffee brought to us.

You'd better watch out; the Weeble looks thirsty.

:tea: :cbc:
:queenie:

I gave it up.

Bought something called Dandy Blend (dandelion, chicory mix), supposed to help with the caffeine withdrawal (I really didn't have any, a couple of mild headaches) and I actually like it better. Doesn't really taste like coffee...kind of of like hot chocolate, coffee combined...different, but good. I use a spoonful of choc creamer (no sugar) in it and that's all...hooked on the stuff.

  I will never give up caffeine.  I just don't think I could do it.  :yawn:

If you had a method of smoking caffeine, you'd be set. :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2014, 03:28:05 PM
  Silly punctuation mark, I do not smoke.  Twas merely a youthful experiment.  :M :angel:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 02, 2014, 03:46:35 PM
  Silly punctuation mark, I do not smoke.  Twas merely a youthful experiment.  :M :angel:

Weebles don't smoke, they sizzle. :bacon: :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 03, 2014, 02:13:09 AM
I don't want to give up caffeine. Why should I?
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 07:50:51 AM
I don't want to give up caffeine. Why should I?

If you don't want to, you shouldn't.

Between the stress in my life right now and the caffeine (4+ cups a day) it was either try a lifestyle change or go on bp meds...I tried the first...it lowered dramatically.

The stress I can't change...unless I get rid of my family.  :apondering:  :LOL:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2014, 10:50:34 AM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

  In the midst of life we are in death.  Dust we are and to dust we shall return.  Sunrise, sunset.  :pope:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 11:39:01 AM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Don't tempt me.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 02:53:16 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 04:01:45 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2014, 04:22:31 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.  :M :angel:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 04, 2014, 04:42:28 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.  :M :angel:

You were laid. :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2014, 04:59:58 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.  :M :angel:

You were laid. :orly:

  Heathen punctuation mark.  I was sent from heaven as I said.  :M
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.  :M :angel:

Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies.   :zoinks:

The lies our parents tell us.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2014, 07:12:01 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.  :M :angel:

Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies.   :zoinks:

The lies our parents tell us.

   My mother and I never really had  "the talk."  She explained menstruation in so little detail that I didn't fully
   understand the source of the bleeding till I stumbled upon a passage about it in a Harriet The Spy book.
   I learned about my period with the help of a fictional 12-year-old girl.  :laugh:  And I really did believe God beamed me
   down to the hospital Star Trek style, and all I was allowed to read about s-e-x was in a prissy book by James Dobson,
   who my mother approved of because she thought he was Catholic.  If she'd known he was a fundamentalist Protestant,
   I probably wouldn't have been allowed to read that either.  Fortunately my unpopularity kept me out of trouble.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 07:53:39 PM
Accidents happen. :zoinks:

Yep.  That's how I happened.

That's how all of us happened.

Speak for yourselves.  I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.  :M :angel:

Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies.   :zoinks:

The lies our parents tell us.

   My mother and I never really had  "the talk."  She explained menstruation in so little detail that I didn't fully
   understand the source of the bleeding till I stumbled upon a passage about it in a Harriet The Spy book.
   I learned about my period with the help of a fictional 12-year-old girl.  :laugh:  And I really did believe God beamed me
   down to the hospital Star Trek style, and all I was allowed to read about s-e-x was in a prissy book by James Dobson,
   who my mother approved of because she thought he was Catholic.  If she'd known he was a fundamentalist Protestant,
   I probably wouldn't have been allowed to read that either.  Fortunately my unpopularity kept me out of trouble.  :nerdy:


"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret"...I think that was mine, all my friends were reading it, so I just followed suit. I think my mother was relieved.

My mom did the birds and the bees, but kind of skimmed over stuff...most of the other stuff I learned about from the older girls that smoked in the bathroom. :LOL:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 10:37:49 PM
Surprisingly enough Mom was decades ahead of her time.  She had the talk with me when I was about 10 or so (good thing because not too long afterwards I started my menses.)  She also gave me a pamphlet put out by Kotex. 

The sex talk later on was a little sketchy, but I'd already read all Dad's Stag, Male, porn books by then, so it wasn't a big deal.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2014, 11:18:34 PM
As I mentioned earlier, accidents do happen. :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2014, 11:32:14 PM
As I mentioned earlier, accidents do happen. :P

  Not listening to your negativity.  Can't hear you above my harp.  :harp:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 04, 2014, 11:32:52 PM
As I mentioned earlier, accidents do happen. :P

  Not listening to your negativity.  Can't hear you above my harp.  :harp:

Stop the bloody noise already. :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 04, 2014, 11:40:41 PM
As I mentioned earlier, accidents do happen. :P

  Not listening to your negativity.  Can't hear you above my harp.  :harp:

Stop the bloody noise already. :P

      What a cranky neighbor you are, yelling at the angels in heaven!  :harp:

                                                                                                           :poke:                                             
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 05, 2014, 02:31:25 AM
As I mentioned earlier, accidents do happen. :P

  Not listening to your negativity.  Can't hear you above my harp.  :harp:

Stop the bloody noise already. :P

      What a cranky neighbor you are, yelling at the angels in heaven!  :harp:

                                                                                                           :poke:                                             

Perhaps the angels are having a loud argument. :mad: :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 05, 2014, 11:27:43 PM
Stop the bloody noise already. People are trying to post here. :poke:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on May 06, 2014, 07:29:28 AM
Stop the bloody noise already. People are trying to post here. :poke:

:harp:

:poke: :poke:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on May 06, 2014, 11:29:29 PM
:coffee:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on June 06, 2014, 09:49:33 PM
(http://www.misanthropytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coffee-swimming-pool.jpg)

  What a way to drown!  You'd arrive in the afterworld all   :spaz:  !

That will already happen. :autism:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on June 07, 2014, 02:30:19 AM
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/swimming-in-coffee-stephen-mitchell.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2014, 04:57:35 PM
  ^ That's a great picture.  I swear I can smell the beans.  :green:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on June 08, 2014, 08:33:34 PM
  ^ That's a great picture.  I swear I can smell the beans.  :green:

Here is my picture: :fart: You can also smell the beans. :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on June 08, 2014, 10:35:16 PM
Drinking my first for the day.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 01:13:56 AM
  ^ That's a great picture.  I swear I can smell the beans.  :green:

Here is my picture: :fart: You can also smell the beans. :P

  I doubt mastodons eat beans, more likely fragrant grasses and leaves.  :P
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 01:14:41 AM
  I scored some free leftover coffee at work this week.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2014, 01:50:41 AM
That's not scoring. That's rescuing something that wasn't meant to be rescued.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 01:51:50 AM
That's not scoring. That's rescuing something that wasn't meant to be rescued.

  Au contraire, c'est fantastique!   :eiffel:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2014, 01:54:57 AM
 :zombiefuck:

Coffee needs to be freshly made.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 22, 2014, 01:56:29 AM
:zombiefuck:

Coffee needs to be freshly made.

  No, it just needs to be caffeinated!  >:D
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on June 22, 2014, 02:10:02 AM
:zombiefuck:

Coffee needs to be freshly made.

  No, it just needs to be caffeinated!  >:D

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on June 22, 2014, 05:40:03 AM
  ^ That's a great picture.  I swear I can smell the beans.  :green:

Here is my picture: :fart: You can also smell the beans. :P

  I doubt mastodons eat beans, more likely fragrant grasses and leaves.  :P

We eat what we find. :oranna:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: 'andersom' on June 22, 2014, 03:28:09 PM
:zombiefuck:

Coffee needs to be freshly made.

  No, it just needs to be caffeinated!  >:D

Blasphemy.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: postpaleo on July 11, 2014, 04:33:20 PM
Just how big is a cup of coffee the answers are all over the place most of them seem very small to me?  When I get one when I am out in the morning they are 20oz which I consider about right but it would be over three cups if I went by the 6oz standard I see thrown around a lot.  Another question is who only has 6oz cups of it? I generally have one or two small cups about the 6oz size at home them at least one 20oz one on my way to work

How much does half an enema bag hold?
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2014, 05:51:35 PM
Just how big is a cup of coffee the answers are all over the place most of them seem very small to me?  When I get one when I am out in the morning they are 20oz which I consider about right but it would be over three cups if I went by the 6oz standard I see thrown around a lot.  Another question is who only has 6oz cups of it? I generally have one or two small cups about the 6oz size at home them at least one 20oz one on my way to work

How much does half an enema bag hold?
Interesting avatar. Do you have a larger version of it to post?
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: postpaleo on July 11, 2014, 05:56:12 PM
Just how big is a cup of coffee the answers are all over the place most of them seem very small to me?  When I get one when I am out in the morning they are 20oz which I consider about right but it would be over three cups if I went by the 6oz standard I see thrown around a lot.  Another question is who only has 6oz cups of it? I generally have one or two small cups about the 6oz size at home them at least one 20oz one on my way to work

How much does half an enema bag hold?
Interesting avatar. Do you have a larger version of it to post?

No, sorry, it's by Geiger. Not easy to find, even in this small version.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2014, 05:58:33 PM
Bummer for me.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: postpaleo on July 11, 2014, 06:06:17 PM
Bummer for me.

I did find it on the net, after it was linked to me, years ago. Net changes, don't stop just because I found nothing larger, I hear there are bigger out there.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2014, 06:19:59 PM
That sounds like work. :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2014, 07:08:22 PM
Bummer for me.

I did find it on the net, after it was linked to me, years ago. Net changes, don't stop just because I found nothing larger, I hear there are bigger out there.
Noticed you said in the shoutbox, you've been here before.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2014, 07:12:02 PM
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: postpaleo on July 11, 2014, 08:53:16 PM
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 11, 2014, 09:03:53 PM
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: postpaleo on July 11, 2014, 09:55:40 PM
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:

I can talk about it, you seem nervous.

Been around for a long time, so have enemas. Me thinks that's why you're nervous. Everybody under the sun knows, caffeine is a great liberator. In a lot of ways.

said nothing about constipation, you did.

Think, be open, be brave.

ps, you do seem constipated, I doubt even a coffee enema will fix it, too bad. wouldn't it be nice if fixes could be so simple?

While I'm still inexperience with the amounts, I can tell you a little about the volume needed, you seem to have a very tight ass. I suggest more, cause you've been holding it in for a very long time.

Come to think of it, why did you think I do it to myself, and not another? Oh ya, I remember now.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 11, 2014, 10:07:26 PM
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:

I can talk about it, you seem nervous.

Been around for a long time, so have enemas. Me thinks that's why you're nervous. Everybody under the sun knows, caffeine is a great liberator. In a lot of ways.

said nothing about constipation, you did.

Think, be open, be brave.

ps, you do seem constipated, I doubt even a coffee enema will fix it, too bad. wouldn't it be nice if fixes could be so simple?

Your posts are jumbled. :GA:

There is being open, and there is squirting coffee up your ass. :desert: However, you didn't answer my question as to whether this discussion is a reference to another member here.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: postpaleo on July 11, 2014, 10:18:56 PM
The original question was, how many oz in a cup, the answer is 6, but...

it all is esoteric.

I came in  after god knows how many years, as, how many cups in an enema bag, which was the correct replay, after 6 damn pages of nothing, for the old Intensity (squared).

And it ain't my ass I'm playing with and she likes it, what the fuck is it to you? other then you can't understand it's been around for a long time and it isn't what your mamma told you?
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on July 12, 2014, 01:22:53 AM
You've been registered for years. How come you didn't post until now?
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 12, 2014, 08:27:23 AM
The original question was, how many oz in a cup, the answer is 6, but...

it all is esoteric.

I came in  after god knows how many years, as, how many cups in an enema bag, which was the correct replay, after 6 damn pages of nothing, for the old Intensity (squared).

And it ain't my ass I'm playing with and she likes it, what the fuck is it to you? other then you can't understand it's been around for a long time and it isn't what your mamma told you?

:bunny:

You're incoherently insulting me. :GA:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 12, 2014, 02:27:01 PM
One cup is 8 fluid ounces.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 12, 2014, 07:08:30 PM
One cup is 8 fluid ounces.

  Only if you're a wimp.  You're not a wimp, are you?   :arrr:
 
      (http://www.odditymall.com/includes/content/giant-coffee-mug-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: odeon on July 13, 2014, 01:37:30 AM
:coffee:

Coffee isn't for wimps.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: 'andersom' on July 13, 2014, 05:42:49 AM
Depends on the type of coffee how big the cup should be.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 06:11:16 AM
Depends on the type of coffee how big the cup should be.

:indeed:

CBC's cup is for espresso. :tea: :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Jack on July 13, 2014, 08:21:24 AM
Espresso certainly isn't for wimps.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: El on July 13, 2014, 10:24:48 AM
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:

I can talk about it, you seem nervous.

Been around for a long time, so have enemas. Me thinks that's why you're nervous. Everybody under the sun knows, caffeine is a great liberator. In a lot of ways.

said nothing about constipation, you did.

Think, be open, be brave.

ps, you do seem constipated, I doubt even a coffee enema will fix it, too bad. wouldn't it be nice if fixes could be so simple?

While I'm still inexperience with the amounts, I can tell you a little about the volume needed, you seem to have a very tight ass. I suggest more, cause you've been holding it in for a very long time.

Come to think of it, why did you think I do it to myself, and not another? Oh ya, I remember now.
If you're trying to shock members of this forum with this kind of topic, you are barking up entirely the wrong tree.
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 13, 2014, 10:43:44 AM
  ^ Besides not being shocked, I wasn't even able to follow, cause I haz the ADD, so I gave up.  :tard:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 03:03:32 PM
  ^ Besides not being shocked, I wasn't even able to follow, cause I haz the ADD, so I gave up.  :tard:

Back on topic, here is a snail that looks like a coffee bean:

(https://manayunkia.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/coffee-bean-snail-and-wolf-spider-newbury-massachusetts-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 13, 2014, 03:16:05 PM
  ^ Besides not being shocked, I wasn't even able to follow, cause I haz the ADD, so I gave up.  :tard:

Back on topic, here is a snail that looks like a coffee bean:

(https://manayunkia.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/coffee-bean-snail-and-wolf-spider-newbury-massachusetts-1.jpg)

      :snail:   Yeah, that spider is gonna kick your ass if you keep picking on me!  Coffee bean snails are awesome!
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
  ^ Besides not being shocked, I wasn't even able to follow, cause I haz the ADD, so I gave up.  :tard:

Back on topic, here is a snail that looks like a coffee bean:

(https://manayunkia.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/coffee-bean-snail-and-wolf-spider-newbury-massachusetts-1.jpg)

      :snail:   Yeah, that spider is gonna kick your ass if you keep picking on me!  Coffee bean snails are awesome!

I found some friends for the spider: :frog: :chicken: :orly:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 13, 2014, 03:43:54 PM
      :snail:   To quote a line from the crima drama Jennifer Eight, you really are the working part of an asshole, Semicolon!
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:47:10 PM
      :snail:   To quote a line from the crima drama Jennifer Eight, you really are the working part of an asshole, Semicolon!

At least I work at being an asshole, snail. You're lazy about it. :trollface:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 13, 2014, 10:03:06 PM
      :snail:   To quote a line from the crima drama Jennifer Eight, you really are the working part of an asshole, Semicolon!

At least I work at being an asshole, snail. You're lazy about it. :trollface:

      :snail:   I'm not an asshole at all!  I just call 'em like I see 'em!
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:13:28 AM
      :snail:   To quote a line from the crima drama Jennifer Eight, you really are the working part of an asshole, Semicolon!

At least I work at being an asshole, snail. You're lazy about it. :trollface:

      :snail:   I'm not an asshole at all!  I just call 'em like I see 'em!

It takes one to know one. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 14, 2014, 06:20:03 AM
      :snail:   To quote a line from the crima drama Jennifer Eight, you really are the working part of an asshole, Semicolon!

At least I work at being an asshole, snail. You're lazy about it. :trollface:

      :snail:   I'm not an asshole at all!  I just call 'em like I see 'em!

It takes one to know one. :hahaha:

    I know you are, but what am I?   :oranna:
Title: Re: Coffee question
Post by: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:34:04 AM
      :snail:   To quote a line from the crima drama Jennifer Eight, you really are the working part of an asshole, Semicolon!

At least I work at being an asshole, snail. You're lazy about it. :trollface:

      :snail:   I'm not an asshole at all!  I just call 'em like I see 'em!

It takes one to know one. :hahaha:

    I know you are, but what am I?   :oranna:

Ferris Bueller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZyTLYl6lJw#)