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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Gopher Gary on August 13, 2013, 06:43:04 PM
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Yes, you read right. For no cost to you and as a symbol of my immense generosity, I will bestow my dating advice upon you unwashed Intensians. Ask away. 8)
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[suspicious]If only MLA was here.
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Oh wise one, please give us your tips. :zoinks:
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[suspicious]If only MLA was here.
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[suspicious]Someone needs to get him back here, the resulting thread would be gold.[/suspicious]
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MLA was always jealous of my awesome sex life. I have had a string of young hotties at my fingertips. My geek chic is a real chick magnet. ;) I've been with more women than he has.
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Oh great Alex. I am content to remain single and be a sexual hermit looking at dirty perverted p0rn0z. Is that wrong? Should I become a breeder and fulfill my parents' dreams of proving Malthus wrong? Or should I just keep fapping? :wanker: :wanker: :GA:
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Show me your pp and let me peg you.
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How long is your plank (patent pending)? Do you wank your plank?
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How many women are you dating right now?
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Show me your pp and let me peg you.
Let me tap that ass ad I'll think about it. ;)
How long is your plank (patent pending)? Do you wank your plank?
8.5 inches. I don't have to wank. There is always a pretty young thing ready to pet my python or take me for a midnight ride.
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How many women are you dating right now?
6
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Alright I'm back to shine my light upon you all once more.
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I'd rather stick my penis in a woodchipper than take dating advice from you :M
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Alex plank, aka egomaniacal dating spastic egofucktard.
IMO, he needs to be locked in a room with justin bieber, then the room be flooded with lewisite and phosgene oxime, to give these two aneuploid fuckskunks a well deserved, slow, painful death. Maybe toss in some Marburg, lassa fever, hantaviruses and a liberal spritz of capsaicin to the face.
Rot in perdition, planck you fucking insult to the autistic gene pool. Fuck you, you autism-speaks mouthpiece son of a syphilitic gutterslut whore from the blackest abysses known to man. Crawl back under whatever festering rock you spawned under.
Fuckin' bitch.
Oh, and I would rather die of ebola, than fuck your mom with your own severed micropenis on a stick. Son a bitch, dig your own grave, I'd be happy to kick you in it and bury your mustard-gassed blistered carcass alive in the dirt within which you first spawned your useless contribution to the shallowest possible end of the autie gene pool.
Mother fucking son of a cunt. Have a nice day, shitmonger :pwned:
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Alex, have you ever made porn for Autism Speaks?
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Alex tell me about your mother.... is she a nice lady?
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Okay..... that was too much :(