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Title: Recent postings
Post by: Mr Smith on December 03, 2006, 05:52:08 AM
Sorry, but I don't feel the need to be polite anymore, especially when some of you act like complete dumbasses  :cat:
If you take offence, well, sucks to be you. Just remember it's only the internetz.

Also, I'm considerably angrier when I am getting my period.

Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Callaway on December 03, 2006, 05:53:49 AM
Are you getting your period now, Fatty McBlob?

Sucks to be you.   ;)
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: duncvis on December 03, 2006, 05:54:10 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.  >:D
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: purposefulinsanity on December 03, 2006, 05:58:39 AM
/me wonders why people keep feeling the need to say sorry for not being polite on Intensity
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: DirtDawg on December 03, 2006, 06:01:25 AM
/me wonders why people keep feeling the need to say sorry for not being polite on Intensity

Me, too.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Mr Smith on December 03, 2006, 06:06:48 AM
Are you getting your period now, Fatty McBlob?

Sucks to be you.   ;)

Not for another week at least. Maybe i'm angry at Ovulation, too.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: DirtDawg on December 03, 2006, 06:21:27 AM
I have heard that the more you ovulate, the more it pisses your body off, from a sense of lost time and oppurtunity. Some people call that the "clock ticking". It seems to strike different women at different times in their twenties for the first few strokes and become a powerful and dramatic influence in a woman's late thirties. This seems to happen even when logic would strongly dictate another solution to the problem of barrenness.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 03, 2006, 07:05:24 AM
mcboob, what in particular would make you happier?
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Draggon on December 03, 2006, 07:10:45 AM
Sorry, but I don't feel the need to be polite anymore, especially when some of you act like complete dumbasses  :cat:
Good!  I hate it when people feel they need to be polite!   You whore!
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Mr Smith on December 03, 2006, 05:08:18 PM
mcboob, what in particular would make you happier?

Too much chocolate and being able to slap a hotties arse.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 03, 2006, 05:10:13 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: El on December 03, 2006, 06:05:04 PM
I have heard that the more you ovulate, the more it pisses your body off, from a sense of lost time and oppurtunity. Some people call that the "clock ticking". It seems to strike different women at different times in their twenties for the first few strokes and become a powerful and dramatic influence in a woman's late thirties. This seems to happen even when logic would strongly dictate another solution to the problem of barrenness.

I wonder what my body will start saying.  Will my ovaries eventually resent shooting eggs off into nothing?
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 03, 2006, 06:53:34 PM
mcboob, what in particular would make you happier?

Too much chocolate and being able to slap a hotties arse.


slap away!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture19-1.jpg)


and don't forget to add this to the fun:

(http://www.celebratecakes.com/mysite/516200471553PM.jpg)
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: jman on December 03, 2006, 11:57:53 PM
mcboob, what in particular would make you happier?

Too much chocolate and being able to slap a hotties arse.


slap away!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture19-1.jpg)


and don't forget to add this to the fun:

(http://www.celebratecakes.com/mysite/516200471553PM.jpg)

Is that really your ass mcj? :laugh:
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Mr Smith on December 04, 2006, 04:06:38 AM
That arse reminds me of an elephant for some reason. I bet it tastes like luncheon.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 04, 2006, 04:52:54 AM
That arse reminds me of an elephant for some reason. I bet it tastes like luncheon.

nah, it tastes like shit.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Mr Smith on December 04, 2006, 05:01:44 AM
That arse reminds me of an elephant for some reason. I bet it tastes like luncheon.

nah, it tastes like shit.

Don't lie, luncheon butt.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 04, 2006, 05:08:05 AM
That arse reminds me of an elephant for some reason. I bet it tastes like luncheon.

nah, it tastes like shit.

Don't lie, luncheon butt.

ok.
too many all you can eat luncheon buffets.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: thepeaguy on December 04, 2006, 11:29:54 AM
I'll be polite when people earn my respect. But if you can't, expect a flaming frenzy.

I love me. I love myself so much, I think I'm the Second Coming.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: DirtDawg on December 04, 2006, 11:47:01 AM
I'll be polite when people earn my respect. But if you can't, expect a flaming frenzy.

I love me. I love myself so much, I think I'm the Second Coming.

I think a second cumming might do you some good.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: thepeaguy on December 04, 2006, 11:49:38 AM
I'll be polite when people earn my respect. But if you can't, expect a flaming frenzy.

I love me. I love myself so much, I think I'm the Second Coming.

I think a second cumming might do you some good.

Actually, I'm the next greatest thing since Ghandi.

Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: DirtDawg on December 04, 2006, 05:29:36 PM


Wait till I get the awful taste of luncheon butts out of my mouth.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 04, 2006, 06:12:16 PM


Wait till I get the awful taste of luncheon butts out of my mouth.

did you use a fork?
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: ozymandias on December 04, 2006, 06:16:18 PM
Ah fork it, I couldn't think of anything to say! :-\
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 04, 2006, 06:22:18 PM
fork an a.
you are certainly witier than that.
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: ozymandias on December 04, 2006, 08:08:59 PM
Twat did you say?  I couldn't hear you! :P
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: Scrapheap on December 08, 2006, 02:58:58 PM
Ah fork it, I couldn't think of anything to say! :-\

Spooning leads to forking.  ::)
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: ozymandias on December 08, 2006, 08:20:00 PM
May the fork be with you!

 ::)
Title: Re: Recent postings
Post by: McGiver on December 08, 2006, 08:23:05 PM
my utinsel fell on the ground.  it forked off.

i know, i know.  several rolling eyes emoticons to follow.