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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Icequeen on June 14, 2013, 08:49:19 AM

Title: Jesus sightings
Post by: Icequeen on June 14, 2013, 08:49:19 AM
Have you seen a "sign"? :zoinks:

Check the dog...
(http://www.wtae.com/image/view/-/20569832/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/bf24gez/-/Jesus--Mary-spotten---Dog-s-rear-end-Jesus-jpg.jpg)

...double check your Walmart receipt.
(http://www.wtae.com/image/view/-/19843658/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/jbas6lz/-/Blurb---Jesus-on-receipt---28595950.jpg)

Don't cut those Kudzu vines...
(http://www.wtae.com/image/view/-/19843660/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/ecuc4kz/-/Kudzu-Vine-Jesus---28397727.jpg)

Stop smoking your poppies and take a good look at them.
(http://www.wtae.com/image/view/-/19843664/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/dholhwz/-/Jesus-poppy---27520927.jpg)

Examine your nuts.
(http://www.wtae.com/image/view/-/19843666/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/d2lq73z/-/thurs-am-jesus-inpistachio---26255319.jpg)

Maybe Mother Teresa is on your cutting board.
(http://www.wtae.com/image/view/-/19843682/medRes/3/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/3fkt4g/-/CUTTING-BOARD-IMAGE---21790509.jpg)

More here:
http://www.wtae.com/news/national/-/9681152/19843726/-/14ejtdt/-/index.html (http://www.wtae.com/news/national/-/9681152/19843726/-/14ejtdt/-/index.html)
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: RageBeoulve on June 14, 2013, 09:41:23 AM
Loled.
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2013, 12:11:27 PM
When I was 17 I got really stoned and stared into my girlfriends vagina.  I thought I saw Jesus. Turned out to be a bearded clam.
Bazinga.
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: MLA on June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:25:44 PM
When I was 17 I got really stoned and stared into my girlfriends vagina.  I thought I saw Jesus. Turned out to be a bearded clam.
Bazinga.

Did you find yourself embraced by Jesus?
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2013, 03:39:31 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.

And it came to life after the little death.
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: McGiver on June 14, 2013, 04:33:37 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.

And it came to life after the little death.
bazinga
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 15, 2013, 09:03:22 PM
  Don't forget the Jesus toast!  WAY too cool for butter and jam!  :orly:
 
            (http://www.skepticmoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jesustoast.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 19, 2013, 08:48:59 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?

Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... :zoinks:
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 08:51:53 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?

Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... :zoinks:

 Well, I guess that would be a dead giveaway! :facepalm2: 
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 19, 2013, 08:55:28 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?

Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... :zoinks:

 Well, I guess that would be a dead giveaway! :facepalm2:

Yup I think tanned if not dark skin and dark hair were the rage back then. He would have stood out like a sore thumb
Title: Re: Jesus sightings
Post by: Jesse on June 19, 2013, 10:11:13 AM
The dogs ass is the funniest one.  :laugh: