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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 05:15:47 AM

Title: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 05:15:47 AM: Honestly, what the bejesus? Are there really me out there who feel the need to bleach their cock? I can imagine Michael Jackson was a fan though. Also, how powerful is it? Can it turn a black cock white? Apparently there is also vajayjay and anus lightening cream as well!

http://www.privateskinlightening.com/penis-skin-lightening (http://www.privateskinlightening.com/penis-skin-lightening)
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: 'andersom' on June 09, 2013, 05:39:12 AM: Ah, now I know the answer.

Wanted to know if it was about bleaching or about a "glow in the dark" effect. The latter would have been way cooler.
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: TheoK on June 09, 2013, 05:42:43 AM: A cock should be a little darker than the rest of the skin. An arsehole too.
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: Icequeen on June 09, 2013, 07:10:00 AM: I vote for the "glow in the dark" effect also.

That would be way cooler. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: McGiver on June 09, 2013, 07:54:11 AM: Quote from: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 05:15:47 AM
Honestly, what the bejesus? Are there really me out there who feel the need to bleach their cock? I can imagine Michael Jackson was a fan though. Also, how powerful is it? Can it turn a black cock white? Apparently there is also vajayjay and anus lightening cream as well!

http://www.privateskinlightening.com/penis-skin-lightening (http://www.privateskinlightening.com/penis-skin-lightening)
i though this was going to be about Randy's orgasm.
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 09:08:45 AM: A glow in the dark cock would be great. Imagine a disembodied glowing boner in a darkened room.
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: El on June 09, 2013, 11:30:48 AM: What I was kind of hoping this thread would be a misspelling of:

(http://naperdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/48680-lightning_and_thunder_audio___multimedia_other.jpeg)
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: El on June 09, 2013, 11:31:06 AM: Quote from: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 09:08:45 AM
A glow in the dark cock would be great. Imagine a disembodied glowing boner in a darkened room.
They sell those at Spencer's.
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: Jesse on June 09, 2013, 11:31:19 AM: dat picture!
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: McGiver on June 09, 2013, 11:43:35 AM: Quote from: PMS Elle on June 09, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
What I was kind of hoping this thread would be a misspelling of:

(http://naperdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/48680-lightning_and_thunder_audio___multimedia_other.jpeg)
to the kuiper belt
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 12:19:45 PM: McJagger's cock is glow in the dark. :orly:
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: Skelth on June 09, 2013, 01:01:52 PM: Quote from: hykeaswell on June 09, 2013, 05:39:12 AM
Ah, now I know the answer.

Wanted to know if it was about bleaching or about a "glow in the dark" effect. The latter would have been way cooler.

They do make glow in the dark stuff now. I'm waiting for the local shop to get a big bottle (They only have the little sample sachets) so I can coat EVERYTHING in it. Rave/Alien sex. Yes.
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: Parts on June 09, 2013, 06:59:53 PM: Quote
Just gently apply and rub in for a minute and you're done

Or a just a bit longer and your are indeed done :penis: :zoinks:
Title: Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
Post by: 'andersom' on June 11, 2013, 03:44:58 PM: Quote from: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 12:19:45 PM
McJagger's cock is glow in the dark. :orly:

So, if he gets caught flashing it, he can say he needed to shed a light on something.

It's like one of those magic wands. "Lumos" :laugh: