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Title: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2013, 01:43:38 PM
But my wife made me haves sex with her and drink coffee.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: TheoK on June 03, 2013, 01:57:34 PM
 :nerdy:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: TheoK on June 03, 2013, 01:59:27 PM
Coffeum forte est  :viking:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2013, 02:00:46 PM
Naps are nice.  Sex is better.  Coffee is somewhere in between.
im going for the trifecta.

Wish me luck, comrades.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: MLA on June 03, 2013, 02:02:06 PM
Sex + Nap = easy

Nap + Coffee = frustration
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: P7PSP on June 03, 2013, 06:45:44 PM
Naps are nice.  Sex is better.  Coffee is somewhere in between.
im going for the trifecta.

Wish me luck, comrades.
Bonne chance McJ.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: Jesse on June 03, 2013, 08:17:26 PM
Sounds like a completely crappy day you had. Lets trade, :prude:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: Genesis on June 03, 2013, 09:25:41 PM
Jigglypuff's Song 10 Hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKPdN5nSuY#)
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: odeon on June 03, 2013, 10:49:37 PM
But my wife made me haves sex with her and drink coffee.

Did you get the nap, eventually?
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: 'andersom' on June 04, 2013, 03:08:49 PM
After sex naps are awesome.

After nap sex is not bad at all either.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2013, 06:07:52 PM
Sex and naps go together like peanutbutter an jelly.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 04, 2013, 06:12:52 PM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 05, 2013, 08:59:20 AM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Dayum!
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: El-Presidente on June 05, 2013, 10:38:23 AM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Awesomepossum is a dude.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: TheoK on June 05, 2013, 10:42:15 AM
I also think so.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: MLA on June 05, 2013, 10:52:15 AM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Awesomepossum is a dude.

It's an old joke  :LOL:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: DayGlowRandy on June 05, 2013, 12:50:28 PM
That icon is retarded looking.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 05, 2013, 12:56:46 PM
 :viking:
That icon is retarded looking.
which?
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 05, 2013, 01:16:50 PM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Awesomepossum is a dude.

It's an old joke  :LOL:

That mostly men know!

Haha. Unfortunate!
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: MLA on June 05, 2013, 01:24:36 PM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Awesomepossum is a dude.

It's an old joke  :LOL:

That mostly men know!

Haha. Unfortunate!

too bad you don't know any of the secret jokes that only the women know  :hahaha:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 05, 2013, 01:45:54 PM
Meh, i could care less!

You're tangenting, as is seeming to be your norm!
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2013, 09:11:34 PM
  I often fail in my attempts at napping.  My medication makes it hard for me to sleep at times.  :violin:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: skyblue1 on June 08, 2013, 09:12:09 PM
  I often fail in my attempts at napping.  My medication makes it hard for me to sleep at times.  :violin:
:smashviolin:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 08, 2013, 09:51:37 PM
  I often fail in my attempts at napping.  My medication makes it hard for me to sleep at times.  :violin:
:smashviolin:

  Maybe my newly darkened windows will make it easier.  :checkout:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 09, 2013, 07:01:17 AM
I used the patented ACME WeedHammer!

Works a treat!
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 09, 2013, 07:33:29 AM
What's this hullabaloo?
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2013, 05:15:37 PM
What's this hullabaloo?

  The Badger is hammering some weeds!  I guess he woke you up, huh?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 09, 2013, 06:28:40 PM
What's this hullabaloo?

  The Badger is hammering some weeds!  I guess he woke you up, huh?  :zoinks:
he needs to settle down.  He gets himself sugared up.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 09, 2013, 06:31:07 PM
What's this hullabaloo?

  The Badger is hammering some weeds!  I guess he woke you up, huh?  :zoinks:
he needs to settle down.  He gets himself sugared up.

  I guess that's what happened to this badger ...  :orly:

Trudell as Jimmy Looks Twice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT0sy4_wWSw#ws)
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 09, 2013, 06:43:08 PM
What's this hullabaloo?

  The Badger is hammering some weeds!  I guess he woke you up, huh?  :zoinks:
he needs to settle down.  He gets himself sugared up.

  I guess that's what happened to this badger ...  :orly:

Trudell as Jimmy Looks Twice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT0sy4_wWSw#ws)

not available on my platform.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 09, 2013, 08:18:56 PM
What's this hullabaloo?

  The Badger is hammering some weeds!  I guess he woke you up, huh?  :zoinks:
he needs to settle down.  He gets himself sugared up.

Sugar me baby!
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2013, 07:43:28 AM
What's this hullabaloo?

  The Badger is hammering some weeds!  I guess he woke you up, huh?  :zoinks:
he needs to settle down.  He gets himself sugared up.

Sugar me baby!
talk to the Nile because the McPostWhore ain't listening.
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: BadgerTom on June 10, 2013, 07:49:49 AM
Awww, you no talk to me!

I would talk to Dick, but he never gets the point i'm making, always misunderstands and then always assumes something different!

It's like working with someone with Bi-Polar, and haven't had much experience with that so far :)
Title: Re: I wanted a nap
Post by: McGiver on June 10, 2013, 07:53:48 AM
Both of you. You love the attention.  Proceed.