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Title: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 30, 2006, 09:47:57 AM
...because I feel compelled to fuck him/her/it up the shithole.

(http://www.pojo.com/fma/anime/bios/pics/envy.jpg)
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Sanityisoverrated on November 30, 2006, 10:08:40 AM
It looks like some sort of plant in a novelty pot.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 30, 2006, 10:11:49 AM
It looks like some sort of plant in a novelty pot.

Nah, it's a Homunculus (artifical human), but good effort considering your level of intelligence, what with being part of the Oceania community and all.

Or maybe I just got the hots for plant life.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: McGiver on November 30, 2006, 12:17:44 PM
how can you fuck anime?
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 30, 2006, 12:18:30 PM
how can you fuck anime?

Draw me in anime form. DUH.

I find anime characters attractive sometimes, so sue me.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: McGiver on November 30, 2006, 12:25:04 PM
how can you fuck anime?

Draw me in anime form. DUH.

I find anime characters attractive sometimes, so sue me.

you and nomaken can have a perverted dorks night out and discuss what you would do to certain anime characters.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 30, 2006, 12:26:17 PM
how can you fuck anime?

Draw me in anime form. DUH.

I find anime characters attractive sometimes, so sue me.

you and nomaken can have a perverted dorks night out and discuss what you would do to certain anime characters.

I'm a dork? I thought I was retarded. :o

So kewl!
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: McGiver on November 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
and a nerd.

no, you are not retarded.  flo is retarded.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 30, 2006, 12:52:48 PM
and a nerd.

no, you are not retarded.  flo is retarded.

Oh, I'm retarded all right.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: McGiver on November 30, 2006, 01:10:07 PM
but you have 3000 posts, where have you demonstrated retardation?
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 30, 2006, 01:11:09 PM
but you have 3000 posts, where have you demonstrated retardation?

Not realising things in its proper context, that kind of thing.

Maybe I don't express it here like I do in real-lfe. :p
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Mr Smith on November 30, 2006, 05:41:17 PM
Good luck getting your dick through the TV screen.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Nomaken on December 01, 2006, 01:52:29 AM
Pride, like MANY male anime characters, is drawn almost exactly like a female.  Often the only distinguishing charactersitic is the hair.  Until I found out specifically otherwise I thought pride WAS a girl.

And for another thing, just because some men are fucking hotter than hell doesn't make you bisexual, it makes you have good taste.  ;)
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: El on December 01, 2006, 07:00:45 AM
It looks like some sort of plant in a novelty pot.

lol
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Scrapheap on December 01, 2006, 02:40:13 PM
I'm a Male lesbian.. Does that Count as bisexual??

Oh... the only way I can get any is with prostitutes....that makes me buysexual!!

Actually, I'm Trisexual...... I'll try anything!!
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Nomaken on December 01, 2006, 05:27:36 PM
In my opinion you are only truely bisexual if you are attracted to both masculine and feminine characterstics(or both the cock and the cunt).  But the human body is bisexual by default, although your preferences may not be.  You will respond sexually to both sexes stimulating you.  If you are attracted to the opposite gender, and those which look like the opposite gender, youre probably strait.  I'd like to be truely bisexual myself, so at least I could enjoy masturbating to twice as much porn, but so far I haven't had much luck.  I have only managed to be attracted to women and men who look like women.  And I wouldn't even really say I am sexually attracted to those men, I just wanna cuddle with them... then again my explicit urge to fuck isn't that strong for either gender.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: McGiver on December 01, 2006, 06:22:29 PM
I'm a Male lesbian.. Does that Count as bisexual??

Oh... the only way I can get any is with prostitutes....that makes me buysexual!!

Actually, I'm Trisexual...... I'll try anything!!

remind me: who said that puns were the lowest form of comedy?
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Scrapheap on December 01, 2006, 09:09:31 PM
I'm a Male lesbian.. Does that Count as bisexual??

Oh... the only way I can get any is with prostitutes....that makes me buysexual!!

Actually, I'm Trisexual...... I'll try anything!!

remind me: who said that puns were the lowest form of comedy?

DAMN!! BUSTED!!!    :o:laugh:
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on December 02, 2006, 02:58:45 PM
Good luck getting your dick through the TV screen.

And good luck trying to get a homosexual guy to marry you.

*sigh* Blondes and their attempts at making witty retorts.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on December 02, 2006, 03:00:37 PM
Pride, like MANY male anime characters, is drawn almost exactly like a female.  Often the only distinguishing charactersitic is the hair.  Until I found out specifically otherwise I thought pride WAS a girl.

And for another thing, just because some men are fucking hotter than hell doesn't make you bisexual, it makes you have good taste.  ;)

Even with the moustache?

Anyway, speaking of Pride, he has me curious by his relationship with his adopted son, Selim, for quite some time now.

Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: DirtDawg on December 02, 2006, 03:20:48 PM
Good luck getting your dick through the TV screen.

And good luck trying to get a homosexual guy to marry you.

*sigh* Blondes and their attempts at making witty retorts.

Have you determined that she is, indeed, blonde?
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 02, 2006, 03:21:18 PM
she is, but it's not her natural hair color iirc
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on December 02, 2006, 03:22:06 PM
Good luck getting your dick through the TV screen.

And good luck trying to get a homosexual guy to marry you.

*sigh* Blondes and their attempts at making witty retorts.

Have you determined that she is, indeed, blonde?

Yes.

I know, I'm so awesome at detective work.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: thepeaguy on December 02, 2006, 03:22:50 PM
she is, but it's not her natural hair color iirc

Maybe it's green like one of those trolls.

I made a funnah.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: El on December 03, 2006, 08:00:14 AM
I'm a Male lesbian.. Does that Count as bisexual??

Oh... the only way I can get any is with prostitutes....that makes me buysexual!!

Actually, I'm Trisexual...... I'll try anything!!

remind me: who said that puns were the lowest form of comedy?

Remind me:  Who said I2 was supposed to be sophisticated and highbrow?
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: McGiver on December 03, 2006, 10:32:26 AM
I'm a Male lesbian.. Does that Count as bisexual??

Oh... the only way I can get any is with prostitutes....that makes me buysexual!!

Actually, I'm Trisexual...... I'll try anything!!

remind me: who said that puns were the lowest form of comedy?

Remind me:  Who said I2 was supposed to be sophisticated and highbrow?

hold your pinky high while drinking your tea.  the higher the better.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on October 20, 2014, 04:41:02 PM
I'm a Male lesbian.. Does that Count as bisexual??

Oh... the only way I can get any is with prostitutes....that makes me buysexual!!

Actually, I'm Trisexual...... I'll try anything!!

Not sure what I was thinking.   :P
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 20, 2014, 07:33:09 PM
I was glad to find I had a sexuality - cis.
Title: Re: I must be bisexual...
Post by: Jesse on October 24, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
I was glad to find I had a sexuality - cis.
:indeed: