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Title: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 23, 2013, 11:32:54 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday. I'd never witnessed mass hysteria at work, until now. It's fucking scary. Thousands of teenage girls scream at everything that moves or doesn't move that might have something to do with their idol.

There is a side entrance to the arena used for unloading goods where they flocked, seriously believing he might show up there. Every time the door opened, they screamed.

Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Genesis on April 23, 2013, 11:56:47 PM
Scary indeed....

*sighs*

Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Parts on April 24, 2013, 05:11:06 AM
I am very happy my daughter doesn't like Bieber.  I have seen this sort of thing on TV and I don't think I could handle it in person.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Icequeen on April 24, 2013, 06:42:05 AM
My son thinks he's a jackass. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: 'andersom' on April 24, 2013, 07:05:16 AM
Mass hysteria is scary as fuck. I feel a lack of air already from only seeing it on TV.


I'm so happy with my daughters. No beliebers here.

They both would not be able to handle the mass-hysteria either, so, I'm not worrying about other phenomenons like Bieber later in the future either. I am a blessed woman.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 24, 2013, 08:32:07 AM
I am very happy my daughter doesn't like Bieber.  I have seen this sort of thing on TV and I don't think I could handle it in person.

Same. My daughter doesn't like One Direction either. I am pleased. I have to hold onto the small wins. They will help me as she too quickly becomes a woman.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 08:41:30 AM
He also seems to he a genuinely nasty, selfish, immature manchild.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 24, 2013, 08:55:05 AM
He also seems to he a genuinely nasty, selfish, immature manchild.

 :indeed:  :agreed:  He seems like a self entitled little prat.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: 'andersom' on April 24, 2013, 10:14:40 AM
I am very happy my daughter doesn't like Bieber.  I have seen this sort of thing on TV and I don't think I could handle it in person.

Same. My daughter doesn't like One Direction either. I am pleased. I have to hold onto the small wins. They will help me as she too quickly becomes a woman.

I'm lucky when it comes to One Direction too.

Youngest is trying to convince girls in her class that Blondie is the real thing when it comes to "One way or another". No success, so far.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 11:18:16 AM
He also seems to he a genuinely nasty, selfish, immature manchild.

 :indeed:  :agreed:  He seems like a self entitled little prat.

Who thinks it is OK to start his bloody concert two hours late. Not the first time, either, apparently. He has no respect for his fans whatsoever.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 11:19:57 AM
He also seems to he a genuinely nasty, selfish, immature manchild.

 :indeed:  :agreed:  He seems like a self entitled little prat.

Who thinks it is OK to start his bloody concert two hours late. Not the first time, either, apparently. He has no respect for his fans whatsoever.

I look forward to him dying at 35. Elvis style, fat, bloated, drug addicted and sitting on the loo.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 11:21:33 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 11:22:51 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 24, 2013, 11:23:32 AM
He also seems to he a genuinely nasty, selfish, immature manchild.

 :indeed:  :agreed:  He seems like a self entitled little prat.

Who thinks it is OK to start his bloody concert two hours late. Not the first time, either, apparently. He has no respect for his fans whatsoever.

I look forward to him dying at 35. Elvis style, fat, bloated, drug addicted and sitting on the loo.

Hi five
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 11:25:34 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 11:27:28 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 24, 2013, 11:28:37 AM
Look close.

(http://global3.memecdn.com/wtf-is-this-shit_o_173402.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 11:29:00 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 11:31:09 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?

I honestly could not tell you a single song he sings.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 11:32:17 AM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?

I honestly could not tell you a single song he sings.

Lucky you.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 12:17:32 PM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?

I honestly could not tell you a single song he sings.

Lucky you.

What genre is he?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 24, 2013, 12:18:57 PM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?

I honestly could not tell you a single song he sings.

Lucky you.

What genre is he?

pop? (or maybe rap? I think pop)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 12:20:26 PM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?

I honestly could not tell you a single song he sings.

Lucky you.

What genre is he?

pop? (or maybe rap? I think pop)

Is he one of those white kids who acts black. Because if I was black I'd hate him.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 24, 2013, 12:28:11 PM
Actually it would be more fun if he survived, addicted to drugs, poor and forgotten, wondering what went wrong.

Homeless and sucking cocks for crack money.  :mischief:

His voice gone. :zoinks:

His testicles removed.

Happened a long time ago. Have you heard him sing?

I honestly could not tell you a single song he sings.

Lucky you.

What genre is he?

pop? (or maybe rap? I think pop)

Is he one of those white kids who acts black. Because if I was black I'd hate him.

I dunno? I am about 30 years too old and the wrong gender to give you a coherent answer there
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 12:40:53 PM
No idea what genre he is, tbh.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 24, 2013, 01:18:34 PM
Omg. Omg. Omg.

You are a good dad for doing that.  Did you go into the concert?

I took my daughter to see the Jonas brothers and mylie Cyrus a few years ago.  I was smart and brought earplugs.  The damn shrill of little girls screaming still haunts me to this day.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 24, 2013, 08:59:00 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday. I'd never witnessed mass hysteria at work, until now. It's fucking scary. Thousands of teenage girls scream at everything that moves or doesn't move that might have something to do with their idol.

There is a side entrance to the arena used for unloading goods where they flocked, seriously believing he might show up there. Every time the door opened, they screamed.

  My mother once took her then-teenage goddaughter to a Fabian concert, back in the 60s.
   The audience had to sit on bleachers, which they shook with the force of their hysterics.
   It made my mother nervous.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 24, 2013, 09:00:52 PM
I am very happy my daughter doesn't like Bieber.  I have seen this sort of thing on TV and I don't think I could handle it in person.

Same. My daughter doesn't like One Direction either. I am pleased. I have to hold onto the small wins. They will help me as she too quickly becomes a woman.

I'm lucky when it comes to One Direction too.

Youngest is trying to convince girls in her class that Blondie is the real thing when it comes to "One way or another". No success, so far.

  I believe PPK would give that sentiment his seal of approval.  :seal:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 10:53:24 PM
Omg. Omg. Omg.

You are a good dad for doing that.  Did you go into the concert?

No, I spent my evening drinking coffee. They'd rather have died than let me come in with them. I think we all agree it was for the best.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 10:56:25 PM
Yesterday, some creative kids staged a spot Justin event before the boy wonder's last concert and had the fans believe what they saw was actually *him*. Mass hysteria happened. They are lucky to be alive.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: El-Presidente on April 25, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Yesterday, some creative kids staged a spot Justin event before the boy wonder's last concert and had the fans believe what they saw was actually *him*. Mass hysteria happened. They are lucky to be alive.


What if he was dropped into a crowd of beliebers? I imagine him being torn limb from limb like a cow suddenly dropped amongst a pride of starving lions.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Parts on April 25, 2013, 02:16:20 AM
We could only hope
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/justin-bieber-cancer-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 07:38:06 AM
Yesterday, some creative kids staged a spot Justin event before the boy wonder's last concert and had the fans believe what they saw was actually *him*. Mass hysteria happened. They are lucky to be alive.
If I owned a teen girl fashion store I'd have started the same rumor.  Captive customers.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Icequeen on April 25, 2013, 09:22:10 AM
How to raise $1,000.00 in 3 days.

Quote
School Plays Bieber's 'Baby' As Fundraiser: Students Pay To Make It Stop

A suburban Chicago high school fundraising to save a popular arts center is motivating students to donate with an earsplitting incentive: pay up and they'll stop blasting Justin Bieber's "Baby" during passing periods.

Evanston Township High School seniors Charlotte Runzel and Jesse Chatz convinced school administrators to let them play the popstar's biggest hit over the loudspeakers for one week, or until they'd raised $1,000, the Chicago Sun-Times reports. Within three days, students had coughed up enough cash to silence the Canadian singer's repetitive single.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/15/school-plays-bieber_n_1150920.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/15/school-plays-bieber_n_1150920.html)

(http://assets.motivationalgenerator.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/35192/resized/justin-bieber-concert-june-2010.jpg)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 25, 2013, 09:53:01 AM
Okay so I don't get it. Justin Timberlake was the teenage girl heartthrob of my generation, and he can actually play multiple instruments, has acting experience, had a decent education, and I STILL thought that guy was annoying.

Bieber really has no redeeming qualities. Whats the deal here? He should even be annoying to hormone ridden teenage females.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: TheoK on April 25, 2013, 11:37:50 AM
He's a  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 11:42:48 AM
I don't see his reason for being, at all. My daughter, on the other hand, is still on a high.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 25, 2013, 11:43:48 AM
Can he even play an instrument or compose or anything? ANYTHING?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: bodie on April 25, 2013, 11:53:38 AM
I can only think of one refinement for beiber.  He sure as hell would improve
if someone ripped his windpipe out!

Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: sg1008 on April 25, 2013, 12:02:13 PM
Can he even play an instrument or compose or anything? ANYTHING?

He can scantily scratch out popular melodies on a guitar. But when he got famous he stopped playing.



Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: TheoK on April 25, 2013, 12:06:30 PM
Once upon a time people became famous because they had talent or genius.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 12:12:03 PM
Those days are gone now.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 12:41:30 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 01:24:39 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:16:44 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
and a willingness to interject your thoughts no matter how irrelevant.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 03:20:26 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
and a willingness to interject your thoughts no matter how irrelevant.

  There are no irrelevant thoughts.  They are all important in the total picture.  :M
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:23:47 PM
A hibbidy dibbidy do ha ha.

Left flank right door.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 03:36:51 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
and a willingness to interject your thoughts no matter how irrelevant.

Which is why I write this.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 03:37:48 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
and a willingness to interject your thoughts no matter how irrelevant.

  There are no irrelevant thoughts.  They are all important in the total picture.  :M

Have you seen the total picture or is this an assumption on your part?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:44:52 PM
A postwhore gobbles up and width like a fire does oxygen.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 03:46:22 PM
What's with the negativity? Postwhoring is a wholesome activity.  :M
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:47:09 PM
What's with the negativity? Postwhoring is a wholesome activity.  :M
and fire provides warmth.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 03:47:35 PM
  One still must postwhore mightily in order to become famous as a mighty postwhore!   :hamsterwheel:

It's hard work. It takes both talent and dedication.
and a willingness to interject your thoughts no matter how irrelevant.

  There are no irrelevant thoughts.  They are all important in the total picture.  :M

Have you seen the total picture or is this an assumption on your part?

  The total picture, whether of a website's history or of the multiverse,
   requires the inclusion of every thought ever conceived.  :P
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 03:48:49 PM
What about a weeblesites history?  :tongue:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on April 25, 2013, 03:50:27 PM
^Scary
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 03:58:29 PM
What about a weeblesites history?  :tongue:

  This is the Weeblesite, haven't you been paying attention?  :P
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 04:01:14 PM
What about a weeblesites history?  :tongue:

  This is the Weeblesite, haven't you been paying attention?  :P
you don't weeble wobble all over the place?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 25, 2013, 04:12:35 PM
What about a weeblesites history?  :tongue:

  This is the Weeblesite, haven't you been paying attention?  :P
you don't weeble wobble all over the place?

  Not much, no. :cbc: I have limited time and can't post much from work.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 04, 2016, 07:50:43 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday.

Why did you do that? You're a bad parent for exposing her to him.  :autism:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on August 04, 2016, 09:35:29 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday.

Why did you do that? You're a bad parent for exposing her to him.  :autism:

Because it was either driving them or having them take the train by themselves. It was an easy choice.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2016, 06:11:00 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday.

Why did you do that? You're a bad parent for exposing her to him.  :autism:
Many years ago took the oldest to see Brittany Spears; these are the things parents do.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 05, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday.

Why did you do that? You're a bad parent for exposing her to him.  :autism:

Because it was either driving them or having them take the train by themselves. It was an easy choice.

Or you could've just told them that Bieber is a douche and you won't let them see him.  :orly:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on August 05, 2016, 09:44:16 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday.

Why did you do that? You're a bad parent for exposing her to him.  :autism:

Because it was either driving them or having them take the train by themselves. It was an easy choice.

Or you could've just told them that Bieber is a douche and you won't let them see him.  :orly:

I can see that you haven't done much parenting.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 21, 2016, 01:54:23 PM
I drove my daughter and her friend across the country and back for a Justin Bieber concert Monday.

Why did you do that? You're a bad parent for exposing her to him.  :autism:

Because it was either driving them or having them take the train by themselves. It was an easy choice.

Or you could've just told them that Bieber is a douche and you won't let them see him.  :orly:

I can see that you haven't done much parenting.

No, but that's the way my parents raised me.

There were lots of bands I wasn't allowed to see because they were "Satanic".   ::)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: odeon on September 21, 2016, 02:17:44 PM
And how did that work out for you? :orly:
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 21, 2016, 04:11:12 PM
I went behind their backs for a few years but eventually lost my interest in that genre of heavy metal.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber and Full-blown Mass Hysteria
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 21, 2016, 10:52:43 PM
  I never went anywhere behind my parents' backs. 
   I had no transportation, no friends, and no house key.  :laugh: