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Title: Some advice for he guys
Post by: McGiver on April 08, 2013, 06:56:31 PM
If your lady (or man) begins to fret about their slight weight gain (and they do), like if they say, "I cannot believe I weigh one hundred something something!"
Tell them, "you look like you weigh one perfect sexy!"

Unless you don't like seeing them naked or having sex.
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: bodie on April 08, 2013, 07:42:15 PM
If they become real porker's you could ease their worried minds by saying how chuffed to bits you are because it feels like you have two men (or lady's)
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 09, 2013, 05:44:07 AM
More cushion for the pushin'?
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: Scrapheap on April 10, 2013, 10:37:15 AM
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom (with lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkJ26ye7y4g#)

Yes I know, this is a Rob Reiner film  and he's a total douche, but the movie is still good.
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
My penis weighs like 2 micrograms..
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: McGiver on April 10, 2013, 01:45:37 PM
 :needpics:
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
My penis weighs like 2 micrograms..
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2013, 10:45:46 AM
ITs too small to see.
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: ZEGH8578 on April 13, 2013, 05:45:19 PM
I have to hug around my penis with both arms in order to masturbate. Even then, my findertips won't meet on the other side.
It weighs 400 kilos.
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: odeon on April 14, 2013, 02:17:12 AM
 :needpics:
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: McGiver on April 14, 2013, 07:14:14 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 13, 2013, 05:45:19 PM
I have to hug around my penis with both arms in order to masturbate. Even then, my findertips won't meet on the other side.
It weighs 400 kilos.
it sucks that you will never get a blowjob from an actual human.
Title: Re: Some advice for he guys
Post by: ZEGH8578 on April 14, 2013, 08:40:42 AM
:'(