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Title: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: McGiver on April 08, 2013, 04:45:29 PM
I think they get themselves a large can, with a lid, and poop in it.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: skyblue1 on April 08, 2013, 04:48:13 PM
Any place they can

Maybe your yard or alleyway

Do they use a pooper scooper if they shit in your yard?

One would hope so
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: bodie on April 08, 2013, 07:46:41 PM
The mind boggles!

 :dunno:

I suspect,  especially in winter time,  they may hold onto it a while,  if it's a large, warm one  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: 'andersom' on April 08, 2013, 11:28:20 PM
Shrubs, or, go somewhere for a cup of coffee and use the bathroom there. Homeless people, who have been around for a while, know all the places where to get free coffee. And, plenty of the homeless people don't look like the prototype homeless person at all.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Parts on April 09, 2013, 04:53:57 AM
McDonald's, construction site portable bathrooms, parks in the bushes where ever.  I worked one place and in the mornings some days you would find it in between the trucks at the loading dock :zombiefuck: 
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: El-Presidente on April 09, 2013, 08:48:52 AM
I think they get themselves a large can, with a lid, and poop in it.

Bulk size nescafe comes in just such a can. I shall keep the empties at the office from now on and present them to homeless folk with a hearty cry of "Hail fellow, well met! Please do me the honour of accepting this unworthy trinket. A canister for your exalted defecatory needs. Deposit your mighty scat herein and rejoice."
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on April 09, 2013, 12:27:59 PM
We don't have a lot of homeless here, because of socialism, but in Oslo they recently got a whole bunch of gypsies, from southern Europe, and they settled right down in a park, and also pooped there, in the bushes.
They were then hounded out of there, and into the wild, outside of Oslo, for then to be hounded out of there too.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: El-Presidente on April 09, 2013, 12:33:07 PM
We don't have a lot of homeless here, because of socialism, but in Oslo they recently got a whole bunch of gypsies, from southern Europe, and they settled right down in a park, and also pooped there, in the bushes.
They were then hounded out of there, and into the wild, outside of Oslo, for then to be hounded out of there too.

Did you poop in this bush gypsy?!
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on April 09, 2013, 12:39:01 PM
How dare you!

I am of three immediate heritages, none of them related to gypsies! For centuries, all my ancestors have used toilets, even advanced plumbing in some cases :M
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: El-Presidente on April 09, 2013, 01:39:58 PM
How dare you!

I am of three immediate heritages, none of them related to gypsies! For centuries, all my ancestors have used toilets, even advanced plumbing in some cases :M

LOL! I was channelling Borat actually. Top Gear - Did You Shrink That Man Gypsies? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNAEISXxm9c#ws)
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2013, 02:01:22 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: El-Presidente on April 09, 2013, 02:23:55 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.

If I film myself doing it will anyone want to fap to it?
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2013, 02:32:54 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.

If I film myself doing it will anyone want to fap to it?
I will guarantee that there is a fetish for that!
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Parts on April 09, 2013, 04:43:28 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.
They make seats for them you know the rim of the bucket is kinda hard on the ass
Link (http://www.disasterstuff.com/store/pc/Toilet-Bucket-Port-a-Pottie-p386.htm)
(http://www.disasterstuff.com/store/pc/catalog/bucket_toilet_port-a-pottie_pp33350.jpg)
I saw this last year and had to drive around the block to make sure it was what I thought.  It was parked down by the beach, it was around town for awhile but I have not seen it for a long time
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/Photo110.jpg)
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2013, 04:46:31 PM
I think we are finally getting to the truth of the matter.

The reason I ask is because the economies of the world are just not improving.  Lets tap into the homeless pooping problem and make a mint.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Parts on April 09, 2013, 04:52:23 PM
We could collect it, dry it and burn it as fuel :nerdy:
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: McGiver on April 09, 2013, 05:00:04 PM
The oil interests would have us destroyed.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Scrapheap on April 10, 2013, 08:01:31 PM
On a related subject, apparently people pooping outdoors is a major problem in Inda and in parts of Africa.

Jimmy Carter was on the Daily Show talking about all the latrines he's built in Africa.

There was also a segment on Colbert Report that talked about the open sewers people crap in in India and how it creates a health problem.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: El-Presidente on April 11, 2013, 12:06:14 AM
On a related subject, apparently people pooping outdoors is a major problem in Inda and in parts of Africa.

Jimmy Carter was on the Daily Show talking about all the latrines he's built in Africa.

There was also a segment on Colbert Report that talked about the open sewers people crap in in India and how it creates a health problem.

LOL and people refer to India as a new superpower.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Pyraxis on April 11, 2013, 07:18:15 AM
It doesn't matter if your contractors are sanitary if you only communicate with them through video conference.  :P
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: McGiver on April 11, 2013, 07:22:43 AM
It doesn't matter if your contractors are sanitary if you only communicate with them through video conference.  :P
right.  For all we know they could be pooping through a hole in the floor during that video conference....if you can only see their face.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on April 11, 2013, 08:31:08 AM
On a related subject, apparently people pooping outdoors is a major problem in Inda and in parts of Africa.

Jimmy Carter was on the Daily Show talking about all the latrines he's built in Africa.

There was also a segment on Colbert Report that talked about the open sewers people crap in in India and how it creates a health problem.

LOL and people refer to India as a new superpower.

Ah yes, superpowers! They sure are special one-of-a-kind countries, aren't they! No health problems, no problems with sanitation!
(http://www.blogscanada.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hillbilly.jpg)
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: El-Presidente on April 11, 2013, 02:52:49 PM
On a related subject, apparently people pooping outdoors is a major problem in Inda and in parts of Africa.

Jimmy Carter was on the Daily Show talking about all the latrines he's built in Africa.

There was also a segment on Colbert Report that talked about the open sewers people crap in in India and how it creates a health problem.

LOL and people refer to India as a new superpower.

Ah yes, superpowers! They sure are special one-of-a-kind countries, aren't they! No health problems, no problems with sanitation!
(http://www.blogscanada.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hillbilly.jpg)

Not what I was saying zegh. I stand by my opinion that India is a very 'shitty' country. LOL
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 19, 2014, 02:42:07 PM
Around here, they poop in the woods on the outskirts of town.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Calandale on August 19, 2014, 02:55:53 PM
When I used to work maintenance in a parking garage, they regularly did it in
out of the way places, or the elevators. I'd guess alleys are a good solution too.


Micky D's and the like work when they're not locked. Sometimes they will buy a coffee
or cheap food so they can crap. Bus stations are another option, as are public parks.
Life is better for everyone when there are public accessible toilets.[size=78%] [/size]
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Parts on August 19, 2014, 06:14:33 PM
When I used to work maintenance in a parking garage, they regularly did it in
out of the way places, or the elevators. I'd guess alleys are a good solution too.


Micky D's and the like work when they're not locked. Sometimes they will buy a coffee
or cheap food so they can crap. Bus stations are another option, as are public parks.
Life is better for everyone when there are public accessible toilets.[size=78%] [/size]

Agreed.  I found when I drove cross country that other parts of the US are much better than around here as far as access goes  here a lot of stores put the no public restroom signs up or customers only.  One other thing I notice here is in all the parks and beaches take away all the portables ones and lock most of the others around October like people just stop needing to go in the winter.
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Lestat on August 20, 2014, 06:29:11 AM
Do bots dig shit out of homeless peoples asses when constipated?:autism:
Title: Re: Where do homeless people poop?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 20, 2014, 10:27:25 AM
Do bots dig shit out of homeless peoples asses when constipated?:autism:

No, that's done by raccoons.  :autism: