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LOL U got banned, Failfag! :pwned:
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I do agree that I'm sexy, though.
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I do agree that I'm sexy, though.
People Of Walmart (Sexy And I Know It - LMFAO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg#)
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or is this more suitable?
Barack Obama Singing Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWgO9-AIROI#ws)
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LOL. Wanker.
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You don't think I'm sexy? :P
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Puking is a sexual response. He wants to gag on you.
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Puking is a sexual response.
:hahaha:
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Puking is a sexual response.
:hahaha:
:dunno:
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I refuse to be part of someone's fetish.
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I refuse to be part of someone's fetish.
You're too late. The gopher already has a burrow ready for you. :GA:
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I won't do it, you hear.
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I won't do it, you hear.
Tell it to the gopher. :hide:
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I won't do it, you hear.
Tell it to the gopher. :hide:
I'm telling you. You tell the gopher.
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I think it's got clingons in its ears.
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The gopher?
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I won't do it, you hear.
Tell it to the gopher. :hide:
:hide: :hide:
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The gopher?
It's a used one.
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The gopher?
It's a used one.
Oh, right. Can't you use gaffer tape?
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I thought this was a new thread, and wondered who had started it.
Then I thought Semicolon. :zoinks:
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I won't do it, you hear.
Tell it to the gopher. :hide:
I'm telling you. You tell the gopher.
Fine. :M The gopher should read this when he next reads this thread.
I thought this was a new thread, and wondered who had started it.
Then I thought Semicolon. :zoinks:
:orly: :trollface:
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I thought this was a new thread, and wondered who had started it.
Then I thought Semicolon. :zoinks:
:orly: :trollface:
I knew there was a reason you wanted him as a roommate. :eyebrows:
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I thought this was a new thread, and wondered who had started it.
Then I thought Semicolon. :zoinks:
:orly: :trollface:
I knew there was a reason you wanted him as a roommate. :eyebrows:
:eyelash:
Here we are, dancing:
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I thought this was a new thread, and wondered who had started it.
Then I thought Semicolon. :zoinks:
:orly: :trollface:
I knew there was a reason you wanted him as a roommate. :eyebrows:
:eyelash:
Here we are, dancing:
To me it looks like the moomin is getting cornered.
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To me it looks like the moomin is getting cornered.
:laugh:
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:mastodon: :fatchef:
With a little help from my friends. :zoinks:
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:arrr:
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I thought this was a new thread, and wondered who had started it.
Then I thought Semicolon. :zoinks:
:orly: :trollface:
I knew there was a reason you wanted him as a roommate. :eyebrows:
:eyelash:
Here we are, dancing:
To me it looks like the moomin is getting cornered.
Genuine American mastodons are naturally larger than Moomins. :M
:mastodon: :fatchef:
With a little help from my friends. :zoinks:
There's no need for violence. :M
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I just want to add that I am really sexy. :P
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I just want to add that I am really sexy. :P
You're sexy and you know it. :moomin:
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I just want to add that I am really sexy. :P
You're sexy and you know it. :moomin:
Moomins have that special raw sex appeal. :zoinks:
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I just want to add that I am really sexy. :P
You're sexy and you know it. :moomin:
Moomins have that special raw sex appeal. :zoinks:
Perhaps you should cook that sex appeal so the rest of us don't get sick. :zoinks:
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The gopher?
It's a used one.
Oh, right. Can't you use gaffer tape?
Nah. The spelling's too far off.
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I just want to add that I am really sexy. :P
You're sexy and you know it. :moomin:
Moomins have that special raw sex appeal. :zoinks:
Perhaps you should cook that sex appeal so the rest of us don't get sick. :zoinks:
Don't be hatin cos you're jealous. :M
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I just want to add that I am really sexy. :P
You're sexy and you know it. :moomin:
Moomins have that special raw sex appeal. :zoinks:
Perhaps you should cook that sex appeal so the rest of us don't get sick. :zoinks:
Don't be hatin cos you're jealous. :M
I don't need to be jealous. All of the spazzes love the hairy mastodon. :M Here I am with my entourage:
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Yet some are not convinced.
:santa: :flyingbat: :zombiefuck: :mastodon:
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Yet some are not convinced.
:santa: :flyingbat: :zombiefuck: :mastodon:
Nazi Santa has his own entourage. :M
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I like the title of this thread. :M
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I like the title of this thread. :M
Keep bumping it, so it keeps showing up in your unread threads. :thumbup:
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I like the title of this thread. :M
Keep bumping it, so it keeps showing up in your unread threads. :thumbup:
*bump*
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I like the title of this thread. :M
Keep bumping it, so it keeps showing up in your unread threads. :thumbup:
*bump*
:GA:
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:laugh:
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:laugh:
Every time this thread is bumped, Odeon gets an ego boost. :moomin:
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:moomin:
Hawt, I know.
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Like he needs it. :M
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Like he needs it. :M
:laugh:
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What can I say, I really am that sexy.
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I'm bumping Odeon's ego. :zoinks:
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*bump*
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Do you not have mirrors in Sweden? Or don't you trust the image in them, needing this thread that much?
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I want all the boost I can get. :P
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Do a :belly: and I'll cheer.
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:autism:
I can't. I don't have the belly for it.
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Of course you can, and with your cane as a prop, you could be in for a very lucrative career move.
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OMG, maybe you're right. I'd be unique.
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The audience would throw knickers and bras at your feet.
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Or throw up. While throwing other things at my feet. :laugh:
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If that is what turns them on even more, so be it.
Throw up right back on them, I'd say.
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That would make for a very different kind of show. :laugh:
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How did this turn into a vomitorium exhibition? :GA:
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um what?
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topic
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That would make for a very different kind of show. :laugh:
You could call it "The Aristocrats". :orly:
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How did this turn into a vomitorium exhibition? :GA:
Some would say it's only natural. :zoinks:
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This thread got very un-secksy. >:(
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Once you showed up. :hahaha:
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Someone else brought up the gross stuff this time. :orly:
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Let's talk about my sexiness instead. :eyelash:
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I thought that WAS the gross stuff.
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I thought that WAS the gross stuff.
And you find it irresistible. :eyelash:
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Vomiting and pain is sexy. :squiddy:
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Not in my sexy thread it isn't. :P
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Do you prefer urine and feces? you are, after all, Nordic. :orly:
Oh, I'm sorry. It's we Germans who like scheisse films. :autism:
Do you have any German in you? Would you like some?? :insane:
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No German, no. You must be talking to Lit.
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No German, no.
Would you like some?? :eyebrows:
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Or some lit....
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No German, no.
Would you like some?? :eyebrows:
No, thanks. I'll pass.
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Odeon is so sexy, I could eat him up. :eyelash:
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3967/moomin8mr.jpg)
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No German, no.
Would you like some?? :eyebrows:
No, thanks. I'll pass.
I noticed you didn't say no to the Lit. :zoinks:
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He's seen pics.
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No German, no.
Would you like some?? :eyebrows:
No, thanks. I'll pass.
I noticed you didn't say no to the Lit. :zoinks:
Just to be clear: I *am* saying no to Lit, too.
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He's seen pics.
Who hasn't?
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I would like to unsee them.
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I would like to unsee them.
You could post your own pictures to compete with them. :orly:
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No German, no.
Would you like some?? :eyebrows:
No, thanks. I'll pass.
I noticed you didn't say no to the Lit. :zoinks:
Just to be clear: I *am* saying no to Lit, too.
Uh huh. :zoinks:
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I would like to unsee them.
Too arousing? :mischief:
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I hate that smiley.
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Evading the question again.
Everything to do with lit, it seems it's this way.
You need to stop repressing your feelings. :vibe: :litigious:
It's just not BRAVE!
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Evading the question again.
Everything to do with lit, it seems it's this way.
You need to stop repressing your feelings. :vibe: :litigious:
It's just not BRAVE!
Odeon's too old for Lit's taste anyway. :hahaha:
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Aging can be a relief indeed.
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A big relief.
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Bumping for the sexy Moomin. :moomin:
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:moomin:
Hawt.
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[emoji85] why is this topic here to begin with
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[emoji85] why is this topic here to begin with
Isn't that obvious?
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[emoji85] why is this topic here to begin with
Isn't that obvious?
Here are all of the sexy Moomins in a conga line: :dance:
:moomin: :moomin: :moomin: :moomin: :moomin: :moomin:
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[emoji85] why is this topic here to begin with
The title says it all. :M
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*bump*
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KzMvlbM7m-w/TGEVKSvnF7I/AAAAAAAAII4/n2fPhQnUH4U/s1600/Viivi+Pumpanen,+Miss+Finland+2010,+++swimsuit+++Miss+Universe+2010+Competition+at+Mandalay+Bay+Hotel+and+Casino+in+Las+Vegas.jpg)
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I envision him more manly. :zoinks:
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Me too. :P
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Here is Odeon getting ready to go bowling:
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mikko-salo-kettlebell.jpg)
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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? :zoinks:
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*bump*
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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? :zoinks:
Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:
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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? :zoinks:
Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:
:moomin:
You will pay for this.
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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? :zoinks:
Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:
:moomin:
You will pay for this.
If you can catch me. :trollface:
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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? :zoinks:
Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:
:moomin:
You will pay for this.
If you can catch me. :trollface:
Here I am, chasing you with a couple of my friends. You'd better hope you're faster than we are.
:mastodon: :moomin: :fatchef: :witch1: :litigious: :plane:
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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? :zoinks:
Both. :zoinks: He's bottom heavy. :GA:
:moomin:
You will pay for this.
If you can catch me. :trollface:
Here I am, chasing you with a couple of my friends. You'd better hope you're faster than we are.
:mastodon: :moomin: :fatchef: :witch1: :litigious: :plane:
I suspect that you'll never catch up. :orly:
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Perhaps the roles will be reversed at some point.
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Perhaps the roles will be reversed at some point.
The chef can do the moonwalk.
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:
That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,
on the grill.
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:
That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,
on the grill.
:runaway:
I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: :cbc:
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The chef can do the moonwalk.
The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Odeon will run into it first. :zoinks:
Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:
That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,
on the grill.
:runaway:
I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: :cbc:
I think Odeon wants meat, and a hatched egg will not do either. Not enough meat.
Ancient Mastodon flesh has an aroma that is irresistible for most northern people. (You'd better watch your back when Zegh is around too).
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That seems like something he'd do. :ninja:
That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,
on the grill.
:runaway:
I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: :cbc:
I think Odeon wants meat, and a hatched egg will not do either. Not enough meat.
Ancient Mastodon flesh has an aroma that is irresistible for most northern people. (You'd better watch your back when Zegh is around too).
I'll need some herring to distract the hungry northerners while I run away: :runaway: :fish: :moomin:
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Can we go back to talking about how sexy I am?
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Well, don't be shy, tell us all about it.
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No, I mean you should. I'm too modest.
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You're too sexy for this thread. :M
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Don't be hatin cos you're jealous.
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Without pictures, how can I describe how sexy you are?
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The only thing hot or sexy about Odeon is that he is holding a wad of greenbacks in his avatar.
Oh, and he is pretending to be some smartlike physicist or some shit. I think he knows a little math, too. That's hawt, but hardly useful.
:green:
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I'm too hawt for you. :M
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I'm too hawt for you. :M
in all honesty having never seen you...I cannot say about the physical hot factor...that said you are very very likeable, down to earth and funny as all get out :yarly: personality is very attractive, because someone can have the 'looks' or whatever but if there isn't any funny to speak of or they take themselves to seriously I'm outty...just saying
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I'm too hawt for you. :M
in all honesty having never seen you...I cannot say about the physical hot factor...that said you are very very likeable, down to earth and funny as all get out :yarly: personality is very attractive, because someone can have the 'looks' or whatever but if there isn't any funny to speak of or they take themselves to seriously I'm outty...just saying
Perhaps you can convince Odeon to post noodz. :moomin:
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I'm too hawt for you. :M
in all honesty having never seen you...I cannot say about the physical hot factor...that said you are very very likeable, down to earth and funny as all get out :yarly: personality is very attractive, because someone can have the 'looks' or whatever but if there isn't any funny to speak of or they take themselves to seriously I'm outty...just saying
Perhaps you can convince Odeon to post noodz. :moomin:
I had this as my avatar a long, long time ago. :zoinks:
(http://postdoc.blog.is/img/tncache/500x500/3d/postdoc/img/c_users_pabbi_pictures_fat-man-at-computer.jpg)
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I'm too hawt for you. :M
in all honesty having never seen you...I cannot say about the physical hot factor...that said you are very very likeable, down to earth and funny as all get out :yarly: personality is very attractive, because someone can have the 'looks' or whatever but if there isn't any funny to speak of or they take themselves to seriously I'm outty...just saying
Perhaps you can convince Odeon to post noodz. :moomin:
I had this as my avatar a long, long time ago. :zoinks:
(http://postdoc.blog.is/img/tncache/500x500/3d/postdoc/img/c_users_pabbi_pictures_fat-man-at-computer.jpg)
Perhaps Hannah should stop convincing you. :GA:
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No, really, I don't mind. :zoinks:
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So, did you shave today?
And what parts of your body did you shave/not shave today?
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ODEON IS SEXY
NO!
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I shaved yesterday. Can't be arsed today.
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ODEON IS SEXY
NO!
Does this thread make you feel insecure? :orly:
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Actually, the bearded older gentleman has a certain appeal to me. Perhaps the illusion of size relating to power and strength?
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ODEON IS SEXY
NO!
Does this thread make you feel insecure? :orly:
That's how men feel around me. :M