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Title: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 09, 2013, 09:04:42 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Parts on March 09, 2013, 09:25:54 AM
Your Excellency nice to see you here :hyke:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 09, 2013, 09:32:44 AM
G'day :)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 09, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
     :welcome:   Al is cool, how do you know him?  Are you an Aussie too?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 09, 2013, 09:50:30 AM
Welcome.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 09, 2013, 09:51:27 AM
     :welcome:   Al is cool, how do you know him?  Are you an Aussie too?

Australia is a great nation, Aussies are great people and Mr Swearengen is great among the great, this is known to all.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 09, 2013, 10:23:21 AM
Supreme ruler, would you like for me to explain to you why the tip of the nuclear missle is round and not pointy?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 09, 2013, 10:39:10 AM
Supremes ruler, would you like for me to explain to you why the tip of the nuclear missle is round and not pointy?

You are a capricious one! The answer is so it more resembles the glorious male member  :vibe:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 09, 2013, 10:43:59 AM
Er, well Supreme ruler thats not exactly the reason. The reason is for improved payload delivery but you are most wise in your thinking to say this. I had not thought of it. We shall change the reason immediately. *claps hands twice, small people in lab coats run in*
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Calavera on March 09, 2013, 11:23:12 AM
Welcome, El-Presidente.

Is it true there are no homosexuals in Iran? Or are we just kidding ourselves?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 09, 2013, 11:25:04 AM
Welcome, etc.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 09, 2013, 02:25:02 PM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 03:57:10 AM
Welcome, El-Presidente.

Is it true there are no homosexuals in Iran? Or are we just kidding ourselves?

It is true! There are no shirt lifters in Iran.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 04:08:55 AM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny?  :zoinks: :hyke:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2013, 04:43:08 AM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny?  :zoinks: :hyke:

I see you have met Scrap. Scrap is an asshat. If you give him too much shit he will get angry and leave for a few days or even many months. But he always comes back. Like a Prodigal Son. Of course he would be the Prodigal  Son you locked in the basement out of shame and embarrassment, but Prodigal Son nonetheless.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 10, 2013, 06:11:00 AM
Never mind scrap. Coherence isn't his strong suit.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 06:27:30 AM
Never mind scrap. Coherence isn't his strong suit.

I mind not! He seems a funny little chap.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 06:31:02 AM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny?  :zoinks: :hyke:

I see you have met Scrap. Scrap is an asshat. If you give him too much shit he will get angry and leave for a few days or even many months. But he always comes back. Like a Prodigal Son. Of course he would be the Prodigal  Son you locked in the basement out of shame and embarrassment, but Prodigal Son nonetheless.

How much shit must I give? How much is too much.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 10, 2013, 06:32:29 AM
Jack approves of your language patterns, El-Presidente, very unique and interesting.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2013, 06:40:05 AM
Go drink battery acid, you fucking queer!!!  :finger:

You are very cute little boy! You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality. I speak of hell where Satan shall torment you for all eternity. You shall be roasted over the searing gale of flatus that emits from the shit smeared haunches of the cacodemon Asmoday. You shall be raped with the member of Iblis and his seed shall be of burning sand and broken glass. Oh the terror you shall endure! But I shall be in heaven with 72 maidens. Remember this child as you pave your path to hell as you perform self-abuse and spill your seed to images of men committing unnatural acts on each other.

Also, isn't this cow funny?  :zoinks: :hyke:

I see you have met Scrap. Scrap is an asshat. If you give him too much shit he will get angry and leave for a few days or even many months. But he always comes back. Like a Prodigal Son. Of course he would be the Prodigal  Son you locked in the basement out of shame and embarrassment, but Prodigal Son nonetheless.

How much shit must I give? How much is too much.

Depends. When you are at the gym and you hear someone making a lot of noise doing benchpresses and notice he is not really doing much for the effort he seems to put in, are you the type to laugh at the guy, or chuckle to yourself or feel a bit of embarrassment for the guy? This will dictate your actions to Scrap. I mostly chuckle to myself.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: skyblue1 on March 10, 2013, 07:37:33 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.
Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 09:59:34 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.
Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

Oh dear you silly fellow, in Iran the main language is Farsi, there is no such language as Iranian. My title is just for whimsical joy. You over-analyse my friend.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 10:00:31 AM
Jack approves of your language patterns, El-Presidente, very unique and interesting.

Thank you Mr Jack, may Allah smile upon you.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 10:00:32 AM
You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 10, 2013, 10:02:16 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.
Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

Oh dear you silly fellow, in Iran the main language is Farsi, there is no such language as Iranian. My title is just for whimsical joy. You over-analyse my friend.

I think the title may have something to do with the movie bananas by woody allen, if i'm as sharp as I think I am. ;)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: skyblue1 on March 10, 2013, 10:42:20 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.
Isnt  El-Presidente a spanish term and not Iranian?

I doubt your authenticity


Just saying

Oh dear you silly fellow, in Iran the main language is Farsi, there is no such language as Iranian. My title is just for whimsical joy. You over-analyse my friend.
Ahhhh, yes I see the farce now

You persians and your clever wit
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 10:57:49 AM
You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 :hahaha:

What a cute and funny little boy you are. I love it when failtrolls act tough. You keep trying tiger! *playfully ruffles hair
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 11:08:04 AM
You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 :hahaha:

What a cute and funny little boy you are. I love it when failtrolls act tough. You keep trying tiger! *playfully ruffles hair

"Acting tough"? that wasn't acting tough, that was a test to see if you were actually a muslim. Apparently not.

So, are you really an Iranian? probably not. I bet you're something even lower than a towel head, like perhaps an Aussie.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2013, 11:14:37 AM
Nice try Scrap. Stick to boob pics. It is all you are good for.
You honestly think you are better than Aussies? At your best you were not an Aussie's arsehole. You are not at your best.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 10, 2013, 11:41:41 AM
Can't see your avatar, Scrap.



Thank you Mr Jack, may Allah smile upon you.

Am female.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 11:42:00 AM
:LMAO:
















:trollface:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 10, 2013, 11:49:04 AM
:LMAO:















:trollface:

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27030117.jpg)
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny. Pic related, its you. (or it would be if you were actually a female and not a gigantic faggot.)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 11:51:18 AM
You made me laugh. But remember as an infidel it is you who shall suffer a torment worse than mere acid or homosexuality.

No, it is you suffering a fate worse than faggotry.

The worst fate one can suffer is to be a muslim.

 :hahaha:

What a cute and funny little boy you are. I love it when failtrolls act tough. You keep trying tiger! *playfully ruffles hair

"Acting tough"? that wasn't acting tough, that was a test to see if you were actually a muslim. Apparently not.

So, are you really an Iranian? probably not. I bet you're something even lower than a towel head, like perhaps an Aussie.

Silly girl. Aussies and Iranians are far superior to you.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 10, 2013, 12:42:37 PM



You are funny Scrappy darling. But seriously, does your father know what a dirty mouth you have? Those dirty lips giving him oral pleasure.














:trollface:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 10, 2013, 01:24:43 PM
Thank God a new member who isn't someones sock puppet...
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 10, 2013, 01:56:17 PM
Thank God a new member who isn't someones sock puppet...

This one shows promise.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Bastet on March 10, 2013, 08:30:11 PM
I like pooping.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: TA on March 10, 2013, 09:57:46 PM
Les sent you, at least we know you are not a troll.

Welcome.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 11, 2013, 01:41:19 AM
Thank God a new member who isn't someones sock puppet...

This one shows promise.

Thank you oh marvellous one.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 11, 2013, 01:42:49 AM
I like pooping.

As do I my shaven headed friend, as do I.  :agreed:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 11, 2013, 02:19:55 AM
Here is a bit of a guide for you.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19595.msg880589.html#msg880589 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,19595.msg880589.html#msg880589)

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: 'andersom' on March 11, 2013, 04:09:56 AM
Welcome.

The bovine approves of you liking the  :hyke:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 11, 2013, 11:29:05 AM
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, just annoy Sirw Wes.  ;)

In that, i succeeded.  :M
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 11, 2013, 11:30:41 AM
Thank God a new member who isn't someones sock puppet...

Who's to say he isn't a sock?
Not only is he a sock, I know who's sock he is.  :M
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 11, 2013, 01:51:44 PM
Thank God a new member who isn't someones sock puppet...

Who's to say he isn't a sock?
Not only is he a sock, I know who's sock he is.  :M

For one with so many posts you are lacking in wisdom. Why do you speak of socks boy? I wear foot coverings of the finest Persian cashmere yet you child merely use socks to spurt your foul seed into when abusing yourself.

Yet I am not angry at you my sweet child. Your idiocy and hijinks are amusing to me. Come child, caper once more for me then I shall release you to continue your usual occupation of being the receptacle for your Father's unnatural desire for sodomy.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 11, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, just annoy Sirw Wes.  ;)

In that, i succeeded.  :M

You didn't. It was a rather transparent dig, and both weak and clumsily executed.

Thank God a new member who isn't someones sock puppet...

Who's to say he isn't a sock?
Not only is he a sock, I know who's sock he is.  :M

No one from here Scrap
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: sg1008 on March 11, 2013, 06:47:05 PM
Saludos!, El Presidente.


:include:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 12, 2013, 12:05:01 AM
^I like your avatar, SG, :laugh:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 12, 2013, 02:15:20 AM
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, just annoy Sirw Wes.  ;)

In that, i succeeded.  :M

You didn't. It was a rather transparent dig, and both weak and clumsily executed.

And yet you had to respond with a weak and clumsily executed response.


haHA! Sharade you are.   :nomakened:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 12, 2013, 05:38:18 AM
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, just annoy Sirw Wes.  ;)

In that, i succeeded.  :M

You didn't. It was a rather transparent dig, and both weak and clumsily executed.

And yet you had to respond with a weak and clumsily executed response.


haHA! Sharade you are.   :nomakened:

I will not get you to define "had to", "weak" or clumsily"

Your grasp on reality in gauging what you think, and what is real, is best illustrated here:

The Simpsons: Homer Drunk At A Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEaRX3maMHA#ws)

You need a large ego Scrap because pretty much every attempt to impress or rile or annoy is failure. A large ego, distorted reality and a creative imagination are what must get you through life.

I know I respond, I know this head ruffling or tut-tutting must seem like a big deal.

Sad really
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: sg1008 on March 12, 2013, 08:30:41 AM
^I like your avatar, SG, :laugh:

Thanks, I do too. It's a pic of an adult bald eagle stealing a fish from a juvenile bald eagle. When eagles fight, one attacks from the side or above, and the one being picked on will flip around upside down to face the other with its talons. And sometimes they lock talons and spin around in the air.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 12, 2013, 03:21:58 PM
^I like your avatar, SG, :laugh:

Thanks, I do too. It's a pic of an adult bald eagle stealing a fish from a juvenile bald eagle. When eagles fight, one attacks from the side or above, and the one being picked on will flip around upside down to face the other with its talons. And sometimes they lock talons and spin around in the air.

Pretty damn cool.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Pyraxis on March 12, 2013, 08:32:12 PM
 :plus: for awesomeness.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 13, 2013, 07:26:23 PM
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, just annoy Sirw Wes.  ;)

In that, i succeeded.  :M

Meh. Alright then. Can't argue with that logic. When trying to annoy someone, intentional logical fallacies are the way to go.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 14, 2013, 02:34:31 AM
You've got problems or something man. You are not funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny, just annoy Sirw Wes.  ;)

In that, i succeeded.  :M

Meh. Alright then. Can't argue with that logic. When trying to annoy someone, intentional logical fallacies are the way to go.

Effectiveness is an entirely different matter though
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 16, 2013, 12:04:45 PM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: sg1008 on March 16, 2013, 02:09:11 PM
who is TCO?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 02:09:47 PM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

LOL, as well as being an idiot you're suffering from paranoid delusions. Keep on failing failtroll. The only thing coming next is you making a fool of yourself for the umpteenth time. :lol1:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: skyblue1 on March 16, 2013, 03:26:13 PM
who is TCO?
the chosen one
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 04:33:57 PM
who is TCO?

TCO sounds like a terrible disease or a particularly toxic food additive.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: skyblue1 on March 16, 2013, 04:34:49 PM
who is TCO?

TCO sounds like a terrible disease or a particularly toxic food additive.
TCO = The Chosen One
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 16, 2013, 04:36:22 PM
who is TCO?

TCO sounds like a terrible disease or a particularly toxic food additive.

Yes and yes.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 16, 2013, 04:38:40 PM
:yawn:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 04:47:44 PM
who is TCO?

TCO sounds like a terrible disease or a particularly toxic food additive.
TCO = The Chosen One

Yes, thank you, you said that already.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 04:48:36 PM
who is TCO?

TCO sounds like a terrible disease or a particularly toxic food additive.

Yes and yes.

:LMAO:

Thanks for the laughs my friend!  :cbc:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 16, 2013, 04:52:22 PM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

He has catch words; have only noticed one thus far.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 04:55:05 PM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

He has catch words; have only noticed one thus far.

Who has catch words?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 16, 2013, 04:56:36 PM
Everyone, though was referring to TCO.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 05:00:17 PM
Everyone, though was referring to TCO.

Is TCO a troll?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 16, 2013, 05:01:26 PM
That would be a matter of opinion. Jack's opinion is no.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 05:04:18 PM
That would be a matter of opinion. Jack's opinion is no.

Why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 16, 2013, 05:14:08 PM
Everyone, though was referring to TCO.

Is TCO a troll?

No, he wasn't. He was a controversial member who was one of the few arguably pushed over the edge by this site. Mind, I'm not sure he was, and this should not be interpreted as an accusation, but I'm pretty sure he'd say that was the case.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 16, 2013, 05:26:16 PM
Everyone, though was referring to TCO.

Is TCO a troll?

No, he wasn't. He was a controversial member who was one of the few arguably pushed over the edge by this site. Mind, I'm not sure he was, and this should not be interpreted as an accusation, but I'm pretty sure he'd say that was the case.

Pushed over the edge? That sounds heavy. By pushed over the edge do you mean 'went on to commit serious violent crime?'
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 16, 2013, 05:28:38 PM
No, he wasn't. He was a controversial member who was one of the few arguably pushed over the edge by this site. Mind, I'm not sure he was, and this should not be interpreted as an accusation, but I'm pretty sure he'd say that was the case.

Is he actually banned for threatening the site for the second time, or is that a wrong conclusion?



Pushed over the edge? That sounds heavy. By pushed over the edge do you mean 'went on to commit serious violent crime?'

Some here live on it.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 16, 2013, 05:53:37 PM
That would be a matter of opinion. Jack's opinion is no.

Why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

It's personally amusing and fun.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 16, 2013, 05:57:41 PM
That would be a matter of opinion. Jack's opinion is no.

Why do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

It's personally amusing and fun.

  It's Jack's thing.  8)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Jack on March 16, 2013, 09:05:53 PM

  It's Jack's thing.  8)

Reiterative utterance.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Genesis on March 17, 2013, 12:13:43 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: P7PSP on March 17, 2013, 12:23:01 AM
Belated :welcome: EP.   :viking: Your posts have been interesting so far and I even added orthography to my vocabulary from reading  them.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Genesis on March 17, 2013, 12:24:15 AM
Welcome to the forums, fellow impostor.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 17, 2013, 03:59:33 AM
Everyone, though was referring to TCO.

Is TCO a troll?

No, he wasn't. He was a controversial member who was one of the few arguably pushed over the edge by this site. Mind, I'm not sure he was, and this should not be interpreted as an accusation, but I'm pretty sure he'd say that was the case.

Pushed over the edge? That sounds heavy. By pushed over the edge do you mean 'went on to commit serious violent crime?'

No, nothing like that. The posts are all there if you want to see what happened.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 17, 2013, 06:36:45 AM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

Yes absolutely Scrap and how astute. I am TCO. How could anyone but the mighty Scrapheap have managed to connect the dots so expertly. Your success at this kind of thing, affords you the fear and respect you crave. Admirers flock to you to pay homage at your internet mastery.....

OR

You failed again. Your attempts at posting a broadside, over shot the mark again, and this looks like you are over-compensating. Made all the more transparent by you negging my karma, for the comment you try to infer as me as being emotionally invested in, to breaking point.

Don't worry Scrap. You do serve the board here. You post a lot of nice nudes and boob shots (almost as good as El Presidente's) and you serve as a great example of a failtard, to our noobs. They can keep you as a benchmark and never fail that badly or consistently.

So......is THAT what comes next??
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 08:49:30 AM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

Yes absolutely Scrap and how astute. I am TCO. How could anyone but the mighty Scrapheap have managed to connect the dots so expertly. Your success at this kind of thing, affords you the fear and respect you crave. Admirers flock to you to pay homage at your internet mastery.....

OR

You failed again. Your attempts at posting a broadside, over shot the mark again, and this looks like you are over-compensating. Made all the more transparent by you negging my karma, for the comment you try to infer as me as being emotionally invested in, to breaking point.

Don't worry Scrap. You do serve the board here. You post a lot of nice nudes and boob shots (almost as good as El Presidente's) and you serve as a great example of a failtard, to our noobs. They can keep you as a benchmark and never fail that badly or consistently.

So......is THAT what comes next??

 :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned: :pwned:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 08:50:46 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: skyblue1 on March 17, 2013, 08:55:26 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?
he is definitely a friend of mine
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 09:02:30 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?
he is definitely a friend of mine

I like you! Do you like me?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 09:04:28 AM
Welcome to the forums, fellow impostor.

Thanks for the welcome.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: skyblue1 on March 17, 2013, 09:04:36 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?
he is definitely a friend of mine

I like you! Do you like me?
of course not

I have a girlfriend





random sarcastic reply  #37
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 09:06:17 AM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?
he is definitely a friend of mine

I like you! Do you like me?
of course not

I have a girlfriend

Oh you're just playing hard to get!
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 17, 2013, 09:56:27 AM
Get a room.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 10:07:02 AM
Get a room.

Oh Odeon! I think you're dreamy too!!
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 17, 2013, 10:46:14 AM
Get a room.

Oh Odeon! I think you're dreamy too!!

You're not really my type, but if you insist. :eyelash:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2013, 11:13:47 AM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

Yes absolutely Scrap and how astute. I am TCO.

Hey Scrap. When your ego is threatened rather than allow self examination, why not create a new persona and try to rewrite reality?

This is quite obviously scrap or perhaps a friend of scrap

If scrap is steveadmin he seems to be getting onto i2 easy enough

Well I think it is Scrap,
I think the general consensus is that it is Scrap.

Short answer...EVERYONE thinks it is Scrap but none of us know.

Well I think the high odds would favour Scrap.
Could be someone other than Scrap (unlikely as it may be)
Odds favour Scrap

I still think it is Scrap (foreign IP) notwithstanding.

In the past you have, as Scrap has, taken shots at the site for fun and drama.

 :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2013, 11:19:24 AM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

Yes absolutely Scrap and how astute. I am TCO.

Funny, I was addressing EP and you responded as him. Coincidence?

Parts and Renaeden, does the IP address being used by EP overlap with Al S. ??
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 17, 2013, 11:23:53 AM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

Yes absolutely Scrap and how astute. I am TCO.

Funny, I was addressing EP and you responded as him. Coincidence?

Parts and Renaeden, does the IP address being used by EP overlap with Al S. ??

Get a life fuckwad. Your attempts at intelligent deduction only serve to make you look even more idiotic. Al and I live on different continents. What is your obsession with me anyway? Tell you what, if you're a good boy I'll shit in your mouth while you wank. I hear you love scatplay.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Parts on March 17, 2013, 01:11:44 PM
Your posting style is starting to look familiar.

Are you TCO??

I sure hope so.  :mischief:  We all know what's coming next. :rofl:

Yes absolutely Scrap and how astute. I am TCO.

Funny, I was addressing EP and you responded as him. Coincidence?

Parts and Renaeden, does the IP address being used by EP overlap with Al S. ??

Lets see...   Holy fuck he's Buttcoffee :o

Not even close BTW
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 17, 2013, 04:37:25 PM
You know Scrap, I was thinking of what this kind of bullshit "I will say something stupid and when you do anything but ignore me, I will claim pwn" reminded me of. Then it came to me. You are doing a Farva. You actually have quite a Farva role here too don't you?

Tell Me Scrapheap is NOT I2's Rod Farva (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRZXEoLgD1I#ws)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Genesis on March 17, 2013, 04:47:19 PM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?

the welcoming committee?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: marx on March 17, 2013, 07:17:13 PM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.

What the fuck is the president of Iran, doing here?

Are you sick of the Ayotallahs pulling your string yet?

Are you aware that your country looks at the wrong kind of Pornography according to your countries laws?

Yet then again.....

You are not that guy.....

Who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are YOU supposed to be?

the welcoming committee?

yeah, sure you are, genesis nelson ;)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: marx on March 17, 2013, 08:21:17 PM
hi gareth. watching, are you?
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Genesis on March 17, 2013, 09:46:18 PM
The infidels dear comrade are only an illusion.... an illusion of despair..... an illusion of a great mass plan.... which hasn't been discussed yet.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2013, 10:36:51 AM
El Presidente (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLyjTrD2eI#)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 19, 2013, 10:53:11 AM
El Presidente (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLyjTrD2eI#)

I doff my cap to you sir. Lmao if I may be so bold.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2013, 05:07:56 PM
You certainly may. ;)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: BUBBASAURUS_RAEP on March 20, 2013, 11:47:39 PM
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.


Post on Craigslist in the M4M casual encounters section and get fucked in the arse, mate.  :penis:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 21, 2013, 01:20:51 AM
 :include:
Greetings infidels! I have come to this village of the damned at the behest of Mr Al Swearengen. I humbly offer this introduction to you all in the hope I may prove worthy of your greatness and join you in your dark mission. I bow before you and await your command.


Post on Craigslist in the M4M casual encounters section and get fucked in the arse, mate.  :penis:

Is that supposed to impress me? This coming from someone who is named after a bloke who strangled himself while wanking. Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: BUBBASAURUS_RAEP on March 21, 2013, 01:22:28 AM
Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.


U MAD?

Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 21, 2013, 01:35:38 AM
Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.


U MAD?

Nope. Disappointed by your amateur trolling attempt though.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: BUBBASAURUS_RAEP on March 21, 2013, 01:38:28 AM
Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.


U MAD?

Nope. Disappointed by your amateur trolling attempt though.



(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BJdOleuUkuU/UPMdpywx5GI/AAAAAAAAD4o/Ll9ViKIMMOc/s1600/Butthurt_U2uber_by_invadertoto.jpg)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 21, 2013, 01:41:30 AM
Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.


U MAD?

Nope. Disappointed by your amateur trolling attempt though.



(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002603299/Butthurt-Detected-75000186641_xlarge.jpeg)

That's right, keep posting irrelevant memes. That makes you look like teh b3st trollz evar lolz.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: P7PSP on March 21, 2013, 03:33:28 AM
Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.


U MAD?

Nope. Disappointed by your amateur trolling attempt though.



(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BJdOleuUkuU/UPMdpywx5GI/AAAAAAAAD4o/Ll9ViKIMMOc/s1600/Butthurt_U2uber_by_invadertoto.jpg)
^^^ that suits you perfectly Alfonso.  :ghey:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 21, 2013, 07:53:40 AM
Now fuck off and try again sweetheart.


U MAD?

Nope. Disappointed by your amateur trolling attempt though.



(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BJdOleuUkuU/UPMdpywx5GI/AAAAAAAAD4o/Ll9ViKIMMOc/s1600/Butthurt_U2uber_by_invadertoto.jpg)

You know I'm flattered by all the attention sugartits, but you're not my type. One day you'll find someone who loves you for who you are though. Kisses!!
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 21, 2013, 10:04:35 AM
He's practicing the proper usage of memes since I showed him. Still a bit off. :dunno:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 21, 2013, 10:06:58 AM
Quite a bit off, actually. :-\
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 21, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
Yeah well, you know what a sweetie I am.  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 21, 2013, 10:37:25 AM
So nice of you to show him how to do it. :)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 21, 2013, 10:42:21 AM
Odeon. I lolled hard. Wtf hahaha
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: P7PSP on March 21, 2013, 03:42:14 PM
So nice of you to show him how to do it. :)
So Rage is to blame for Alfonso's Meme Use Deficit Disorder.  :thumbdn: Fucked up Rage.


BTW I understand that you have nothing to do with Alfonso threatening women and young girls Rage. That is on him. But you should have taught him how to use memes properly.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 21, 2013, 03:43:28 PM
Rage is to blame, yes. His pupil wasn't very bright, though, so the results were less than stellar.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: P7PSP on March 21, 2013, 03:52:17 PM
Rage is to blame, yes. His pupil wasn't very bright, though, so the results were less than stellar.
That is true. One can't make a silk purse with a sow's ear. 
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on March 21, 2013, 03:54:35 PM
Rage is to blame, yes. His pupil wasn't very bright, though, so the results were less than stellar.
That is true. One can't make a silk purse with a sow's ear.

It's not its ear, it's, it's...

 :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: P7PSP on March 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
Eeeeewww!  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 22, 2013, 08:27:33 AM
Eeeeewww!  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

I think I read some where that Alfonso was into having sex with dogs. Is that true?

No I am not making it up or creating rumour. (well yes I am creating rumour but not making it up)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 22, 2013, 08:45:05 AM
That post was his little "Oh my, Im such a victim" post, and then *BAM* his attacker wanders over here. He practically had an orgasm when he knew I was here, his sex life being replaced by trying to flame people on internet boards, and dog fucking.

Ah there it is :D

Alfonso you big stud........... :lol1:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 22, 2013, 09:02:19 AM
Rage is to blame, yes. His pupil wasn't very bright, though, so the results were less than stellar.

Indeed. He doesn't have the passion to be a ragebeoulve2.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 22, 2013, 09:58:44 AM
Eeeeewww!  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

I think I read some where that Alfonso was into having sex with dogs. Is that true?

No I am not making it up or creating rumour. (well yes I am creating rumour but not making it up)

When he gets fucked he favours great Danes to fill his butt plug stretched anus and when giving he prefers chihuahuas as their tiny orifices fit his tiny dick.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 22, 2013, 10:02:00 AM
Eeeeewww!  :zombiefuck: :thumbdn:

I think I read some where that Alfonso was into having sex with dogs. Is that true?

No I am not making it up or creating rumour. (well yes I am creating rumour but not making it up)

When he gets fucked he favours great Danes to fill his butt plug stretched anus and when giving he prefers chihuahuas as their tiny orifices fit his tiny dick.

 Alfonso's theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JfIduytVs#ws)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Calandale on March 23, 2013, 01:43:22 AM
Weird Japanese Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg#)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on March 23, 2013, 01:44:41 AM
Weird Japanese Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg#)

You take that back! The Japanese have never made any weird movies.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Calandale on March 23, 2013, 01:48:31 AM
Tojo: Japan's WWII Warlord Sentenced to Death (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLzgKjSjd-4#)
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 12:28:27 PM
500 posts :orly:
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: Al Swearegen on April 24, 2013, 12:29:20 PM
500 posts :orly:

Fuck me....huge effort. well done
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: El-Presidente on April 24, 2013, 12:30:01 PM
500 posts :orly:

Fuck me....huge effort. well done

Cheers big ears.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: odeon on April 24, 2013, 12:38:08 PM
Well done!
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2013, 07:34:52 AM
500 posts :orly:
that is only about 10 per day.  I'm sure you can do better.  Can always do better.
Title: Re: Salutations great ones
Post by: RageBeoulve on April 25, 2013, 09:59:24 AM
Weird Japanese Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg#)

You take that back! The Japanese have never made any weird movies.

Starfish Hitler Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWONd3ZOIc#)