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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Parts on December 12, 2012, 06:35:11 PM
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My brother in law who immigrated from the US to Canada and has since become a citizen has become very full of himself and has been irritating my wife with his high and mighty attitude as of late ending every facebook post with a dig about something in the US. Personally I have no problems with Canada it's only of the only other countries I would move to but I need some come backs and snarky comments concerning Canada that will irritate him. I already asked him how many baby seals he clubbed today. So anyone have any good ones?
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From a former Canadian...
Say "eh" a lot. Nobody I knew in Canada actually did, but we all know people think we do.
Trash hockey.
Pronounce "toque" as "toke".
Brag about the weather where you are.
Act like an ignorant redneck and flaunt it.
Sing South Park's "Blame Canada" at any opportunity.
Ask who the president is.
Make fun of the mighty Canadian army.
Especially the cavalry.
Don't mention the War of 1812.
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Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
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Watch The Red Green Show documentaries. :viking: That will give good insights into the Canadian psyche.
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Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
It depends on who gets there first. :laugh: :hyke: :hahaha:
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Spam your brother-in-law's Facebook page with this fine tune! :hyke:
America fuck yeah-team america (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M#)
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Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf! How do you like it here? :tard:
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Does your brother realize there's a Duh in Canaduh?
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Maybe just a "Yes, I know how much you miss home" will suffice. :zoinks:
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Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
It depends on who gets there first. :laugh: :hyke: :hahaha:
Apparently most, or all, commonwealth countries will have to adapt their throne inheritance laws, because they prefer male over female, so, when a girl gets a younger brother, her claim to the throne will be gone.
Time for a feminist wind through the commonwealth.
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Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
It depends on who gets there first. :laugh: :hyke: :hahaha:
Apparently most, or all, commonwealth countries will have to adapt their throne inheritance laws, because they prefer male over female, so, when a girl gets a younger brother, her claim to the throne will be gone.
Time for a feminist wind through the commonwealth.
I thought you were referring to the loo. :-[
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Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf! How do you like it here? :tard:
I've been trying to come up with a decent answer for this one, but I truly suck at smalltalk. :asthing: Uh, I liked USA better because there were more options, specialized conventions, schools, classes, etc.
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Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf! How do you like it here? :tard:
suckass :hahaha: Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf! How do you like it here? :tard:
I've been trying to come up with a decent answer for this one, but I truly suck at smalltalk. :asthing: Uh, I liked USA better because there were more options, specialized conventions, schools, classes, etc.
suckass :hahaha:
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Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf! How do you like it here? :tard:
suckass :hahaha: Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf! How do you like it here? :tard:
I've been trying to come up with a decent answer for this one, but I truly suck at smalltalk. :asthing: Uh, I liked USA better because there were more options, specialized conventions, schools, classes, etc.
suckass :hahaha:
This is PPK -----> :tard: "I'm from the West Coast, I'm so awesome!"
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Hmm. I've never been to the US, sans a couple of hours at JFK. I love Canada and can't really say anything bad about the country. :tard:
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Hmm. I've never been to the US, sans a couple of hours at JFK. I love Canada and can't really say anything bad about the country. :tard:
suckass :hahaha:
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Asswipe. :santa:
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Asswipe. :santa:
:lol1: You are Canadian. What would be the point. :hahaha:
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Wait, are you calling my ass clean and yours pointy?
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Wait, are you calling my ass clean and yours pointy?
:butthurt: :hug: <grope> :laugh:
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Thanks all waiting for him to post something irritating. I saw this story today and might use that too asking if his dog is Bi
Montreal may require dogs to be bilingual (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/canadian-city-may-require-dogs-bilingual-202551154.html)
If a proposed law in Montreal goes into effect, all dogs in the Canadian city will need to understand commands in both English and French.
Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce, who made the proposal, told CBC Radio that it's necessary to counter the "chaos" resulting from dogs at public parks who understand commands in only one language.
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I saw that. :lol1:
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Thanks all waiting for him to post something irritating. I saw this story today and might use that too asking if his dog is Bi
Montreal may require dogs to be bilingual (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/canadian-city-may-require-dogs-bilingual-202551154.html)
If a proposed law in Montreal goes into effect, all dogs in the Canadian city will need to understand commands in both English and French.
Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce, who made the proposal, told CBC Radio that it's necessary to counter the "chaos" resulting from dogs at public parks who understand commands in only one language.
Believe me, I was as surprised as you are! :cbc:
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Hmm. I've never been to the US, sans a couple of hours at JFK. I love Canada and can't really say anything bad about the country. :tard:
suckass :hahaha:
Your country sucks, though. :zoinks:
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tell him his beer tastes like moose piss and maple syrup.
tell him the only good thing about his militarys helecopers is they have lots of spare parts no charge. [horribly unreliable]
ask him how he feels about his country kissing your ass and selling everything they own to you.
if he lives in quebec. ask him how he feels to be hated by not only his neighbors to the south. but also his fellow canadians.
if he does not speek french google translate a phrase into french. when he does not know what it mean tell him he has no right to be a canadian if he does not speek the fucking language
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It's gotten a bit heated with my BIL he posted that in the US denial was the 51st state to which the reply was 'I thought the 51st state was Canada' holy fuck did that piss him off :2thumbsup:
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:rofl:
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I have an aunt and uncle who are Canadian.... (I just don't know them real well....)
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It's gotten a bit heated with my BIL he posted that in the US denial was the 51st state to which the reply was 'I thought the 51st state was Canada' holy fuck did that piss him off :2thumbsup:
So he still gets raging mad, I guess he's still American at heart! :autism:
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It's gotten a bit heated with my BIL he posted that in the US denial was the 51st state to which the reply was 'I thought the 51st state was Canada' holy fuck did that piss him off :2thumbsup:
So he still gets raging mad, I guess he's still American at heart! :autism:
Or American by birth :-/