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Title: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 08, 2012, 05:12:21 PM
The beeb have done it again!  They are fuckwit's.   :green:


http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a436669/bbc-fears-aliens-may-swear-on-live-tv.html (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a436669/bbc-fears-aliens-may-swear-on-live-tv.html)
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Professor Brian Cox claims he was banned from attempting to contact aliens because BBC bosses feared it could breach health and safety regulations.

The Stargazing Live presenter said that paranoid bosses put a stop to plans to 'contact' the planet Threapleton Holmes B over worries that aliens could breach the corporation's editorial guidelines.

Threapleton Holmes B was discovered by amateur stargazers on the BBC2 show earlier this year.

Cox told BBC 6 Music: "We decided that we'd point the Jodrell Bank telescope at the planet that had been discovered by these two viewers and listen because no one had ever pointed a radio telescope at it and you never know.

"The BBC actually said, 'But you can't do that because we need to go through the regulations and health and safety and everything in case we discover a signal from an alien civilisation'."

The physicist admitted he was shocked at the decision, as they could have made an important discovery.


That is sooooo fucked up.  Health & Safety.  My fucking arse.   They were not so bothered about health and safety when they were paying
pedo's to fiddle with kids in their  dressing rooms.

They also refuse to name the latest discovery of a pedo ring involving ex tory MP when just about every other news source does.  Sir Peter Morrison.  His name is everywhere but they just won't say it! 

I hate the BBC ???
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 08, 2012, 05:16:06 PM
  I say, let the aliens swear on TV!  Face it, if they say *anything* on TV,
  millions of viewers will be yelling  "HOLY SHIT!!!!!"  anyway!  :probe:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 08, 2012, 05:31:33 PM
I don't even know how to joke about this.
Aliens speak english?
OF COURSE!!!

:(
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 08, 2012, 05:33:17 PM
I don't even know how to joke about this.
Aliens speak english?
OF COURSE!!!

:(

  If they appear on Norwegian TV they will curse in Norwegian.  Alert your censors!   :M
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 08, 2012, 05:50:26 PM
The BBC are good at making arrogant assumptions like that.

They are also good at making crap decisions on behalf of us stoopid licence fee payers. 

They are too bland to be a worthy news channel.  They don't ever 'break' stories anymore... they are too busy getting tied up with the government having their hands tied by the goverrnment.  :P

We want foul mouthed aliens, surely,  in any language :viking:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: Jesse on November 08, 2012, 05:54:48 PM
Aliens must be on the brink of revealing themselves.  :flasher:

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: Icequeen on November 08, 2012, 06:44:48 PM
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Cowards. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe-1.gif)

Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 08, 2012, 11:07:35 PM
Doubt we would hear anything or they'd hear us anyway as that planet is too far away. ~50 light years away is a point where the radio transmissions would be so weak, it'd be drowned out by ambient cosmic radiation.
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: odeon on November 09, 2012, 12:09:17 AM
Nah, it can be done. It would require some equipment, though, and that equipment is tied up in other projects. Listening to aliens is not something you usually get funding for.
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: TA on November 09, 2012, 03:04:02 AM
Whaaaa?! Anti-swearing fucktards exist outside of America.
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: renaeden on November 09, 2012, 05:41:02 AM
I don't even know how to joke about this.
Aliens speak english?
OF COURSE!!!

:(
Universal translators. :P
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: midlifeaspie on November 09, 2012, 10:01:02 AM
Whaaaa?! Anti-swearing fucktards exist outside of America.

I'm starting to think that you are playing a pre-determined character lately.  I mean, more than usual.
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: TA on November 09, 2012, 04:05:31 PM
Whaaaa?! Anti-swearing fucktards exist outside of America.

I'm starting to think that you are playing a pre-determined character lately.  I mean, more than usual.

lolwut

Please elaborate.
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: Parts on November 09, 2012, 04:59:38 PM
I am sure this
BBC (http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=%22Big+Black+Cock%22|%22Big+Black+Dick%22|BBC&kwid=5958&c=1) wouldn't worry about a few swears :zoinks:



Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 09, 2012, 05:08:36 PM
I am sure this
BBC (http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=%22Big+Black+Cock%22|%22Big+Black+Dick%22|BBC&kwid=5958&c=1) wouldn't worry about a few swears :zoinks:

 :o :o :o :o :o

Ouch!

i will always think of cocks now when i hear BBC
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: Parts on November 09, 2012, 05:13:15 PM
I am sure this
BBC (http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=%22Big+Black+Cock%22|%22Big+Black+Dick%22|BBC&kwid=5958&c=1) wouldn't worry about a few swears :zoinks:

 :o :o :o :o :o

Ouch!

i will always think of cocks now when i hear BBC

Well they are being dicks about it :green:
Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 09, 2012, 05:16:47 PM
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Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind

Me too now.  Mind you i wouldn't want it coming anywhere else :eyebrows:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: Parts on November 09, 2012, 05:20:25 PM
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Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind

Me too now.  Mind you i wouldn't want it coming anywhere else :eyebrows:

Added bonus no licensing fee :green:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 09, 2012, 05:22:49 PM
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Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind

Me too now.  Mind you i wouldn't want it coming anywhere else :eyebrows:

  Of course not!  You are a good girl, just like me.  :angel:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 09, 2012, 05:29:04 PM
 :agreed:

You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 09, 2012, 05:31:31 PM
:agreed:

You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:

  I closed that window because the page was too slow to load.  Lucky for me!  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 09, 2012, 05:41:56 PM
:agreed:

You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:

  I closed that window because the page was too slow to load.  Lucky for me!  :zombiefuck:

Do you want me to enlighten you,  i could post them or pm if you like? :orly:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 09, 2012, 05:48:47 PM
:agreed:

You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:

  I closed that window because the page was too slow to load.  Lucky for me!  :zombiefuck:

Do you want me to enlighten you,  i could post them or pm if you like? :orly:

  Er, no, I hope to eat dinner later on!  :sick:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 09, 2012, 05:50:39 PM
are you having a fry up?

steer clear of the black pudding :hahaha:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 09, 2012, 05:51:42 PM
are you having a fry up?

steer clear of the black pudding :hahaha:

  Tonight's dinner will be microwaved, not fried.  You Brits and your funny food!  :P
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 10, 2012, 01:31:37 PM
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Ban the beings that may or may not exist outside of our solar system because they might offend someone.

Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: 'andersom' on November 10, 2012, 02:55:06 PM
I'm going to wrap my house in tinfoil tomorrow. If the BBC doesn't want them on the telly, those aliens may try to get in contact with actual people, maybe they would try to enter my house, for a good swearing.

 :tinfoil:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: bodie on November 10, 2012, 04:07:34 PM
or they might see all that foil and think about 'baked Hyke' for din-din's.

 :asthing:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: 'andersom' on November 10, 2012, 04:09:06 PM
or they might see all that foil and think about 'baked Hyke' for din-din's.

 :asthing:

 :lol1:

If they hope for a healthy low fat dinner, they will be very disappointed.
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: odeon on November 12, 2012, 02:25:23 PM
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Ban the beings that may or may not exist outside of our solar system because they might offend someone.

Just censor them. No need to ban them. :zoinks:
Title: Re: BBC bans aliens in case they swear!
Post by: Lestat on November 14, 2012, 05:44:23 PM
Typical,

They are fine with kiddie rapists, but 'sblood, somebody curses? can't have that...might offend whoever took jimmy saville's place while he's busy screwing some 10yo.