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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: bodie on November 08, 2012, 05:12:21 PM
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The beeb have done it again! They are fuckwit's. :green:
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a436669/bbc-fears-aliens-may-swear-on-live-tv.html (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a436669/bbc-fears-aliens-may-swear-on-live-tv.html)
Professor Brian Cox claims he was banned from attempting to contact aliens because BBC bosses feared it could breach health and safety regulations.
The Stargazing Live presenter said that paranoid bosses put a stop to plans to 'contact' the planet Threapleton Holmes B over worries that aliens could breach the corporation's editorial guidelines.
Threapleton Holmes B was discovered by amateur stargazers on the BBC2 show earlier this year.
Cox told BBC 6 Music: "We decided that we'd point the Jodrell Bank telescope at the planet that had been discovered by these two viewers and listen because no one had ever pointed a radio telescope at it and you never know.
"The BBC actually said, 'But you can't do that because we need to go through the regulations and health and safety and everything in case we discover a signal from an alien civilisation'."
The physicist admitted he was shocked at the decision, as they could have made an important discovery.
That is sooooo fucked up. Health & Safety. My fucking arse. They were not so bothered about health and safety when they were paying
pedo's to fiddle with kids in their dressing rooms.
They also refuse to name the latest discovery of a pedo ring involving ex tory MP when just about every other news source does. Sir Peter Morrison. His name is everywhere but they just won't say it!
I hate the BBC ???
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I say, let the aliens swear on TV! Face it, if they say *anything* on TV,
millions of viewers will be yelling "HOLY SHIT!!!!!" anyway! :probe:
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I don't even know how to joke about this.
Aliens speak english?
OF COURSE!!!
:(
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I don't even know how to joke about this.
Aliens speak english?
OF COURSE!!!
:(
If they appear on Norwegian TV they will curse in Norwegian. Alert your censors! :M
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The BBC are good at making arrogant assumptions like that.
They are also good at making crap decisions on behalf of us stoopid licence fee payers.
They are too bland to be a worthy news channel. They don't ever 'break' stories anymore... they are too busy getting tied up with the government having their hands tied by the goverrnment. :P
We want foul mouthed aliens, surely, in any language :viking:
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Aliens must be on the brink of revealing themselves. :flasher:
:zoinks:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/48.gif)
Cowards. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/analprobe-1.gif)
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Doubt we would hear anything or they'd hear us anyway as that planet is too far away. ~50 light years away is a point where the radio transmissions would be so weak, it'd be drowned out by ambient cosmic radiation.
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Nah, it can be done. It would require some equipment, though, and that equipment is tied up in other projects. Listening to aliens is not something you usually get funding for.
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Whaaaa?! Anti-swearing fucktards exist outside of America.
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I don't even know how to joke about this.
Aliens speak english?
OF COURSE!!!
:(
Universal translators. :P
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Whaaaa?! Anti-swearing fucktards exist outside of America.
I'm starting to think that you are playing a pre-determined character lately. I mean, more than usual.
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Whaaaa?! Anti-swearing fucktards exist outside of America.
I'm starting to think that you are playing a pre-determined character lately. I mean, more than usual.
lolwut
Please elaborate.
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I am sure this
BBC (http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=%22Big+Black+Cock%22|%22Big+Black+Dick%22|BBC&kwid=5958&c=1) wouldn't worry about a few swears :zoinks:
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I am sure this
BBC (http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=%22Big+Black+Cock%22|%22Big+Black+Dick%22|BBC&kwid=5958&c=1) wouldn't worry about a few swears :zoinks:
:o :o :o :o :o
Ouch!
i will always think of cocks now when i hear BBC
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I am sure this
BBC (http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=%22Big+Black+Cock%22|%22Big+Black+Dick%22|BBC&kwid=5958&c=1) wouldn't worry about a few swears :zoinks:
:o :o :o :o :o
Ouch!
i will always think of cocks now when i hear BBC
Well they are being dicks about it :green:
Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind
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Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind
Me too now. Mind you i wouldn't want it coming anywhere else :eyebrows:
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Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind
Me too now. Mind you i wouldn't want it coming anywhere else :eyebrows:
Added bonus no licensing fee :green:
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Since I saw that every time I hear or see BBC it's what come to mind
Me too now. Mind you i wouldn't want it coming anywhere else :eyebrows:
Of course not! You are a good girl, just like me. :angel:
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:agreed:
You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:
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:agreed:
You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:
I closed that window because the page was too slow to load. Lucky for me! :zombiefuck:
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:agreed:
You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:
I closed that window because the page was too slow to load. Lucky for me! :zombiefuck:
Do you want me to enlighten you, i could post them or pm if you like? :orly:
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:agreed:
You would have to be very bad indeed to entertain something of that size :zombiefuck:
I closed that window because the page was too slow to load. Lucky for me! :zombiefuck:
Do you want me to enlighten you, i could post them or pm if you like? :orly:
Er, no, I hope to eat dinner later on! :sick:
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are you having a fry up?
steer clear of the black pudding :hahaha:
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are you having a fry up?
steer clear of the black pudding :hahaha:
Tonight's dinner will be microwaved, not fried. You Brits and your funny food! :P
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Ban the beings that may or may not exist outside of our solar system because they might offend someone.
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I'm going to wrap my house in tinfoil tomorrow. If the BBC doesn't want them on the telly, those aliens may try to get in contact with actual people, maybe they would try to enter my house, for a good swearing.
:tinfoil:
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or they might see all that foil and think about 'baked Hyke' for din-din's.
:asthing:
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or they might see all that foil and think about 'baked Hyke' for din-din's.
:asthing:
:lol1:
If they hope for a healthy low fat dinner, they will be very disappointed.
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Ban the beings that may or may not exist outside of our solar system because they might offend someone.
Just censor them. No need to ban them. :zoinks:
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Typical,
They are fine with kiddie rapists, but 'sblood, somebody curses? can't have that...might offend whoever took jimmy saville's place while he's busy screwing some 10yo.