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Title: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2012, 01:30:47 PM
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on June 14, 2012, 01:34:30 PM
That school still is a bloody nuisance.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 14, 2012, 01:54:01 PM
Is this about chicks who can score weed?
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2012, 02:49:06 PM
Is this about chicks who can score weed?

Really about the ones who can't deliver.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on June 14, 2012, 06:44:33 PM
You guy's really should be aiming a little higher!

Find one who will produce it, deliver it,  and skin
one up for you!   >:D
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2012, 11:27:47 PM
That's my chronic bitch.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 15, 2012, 12:35:12 PM
Headache, for the umpteenth time this week.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: El on June 15, 2012, 05:49:29 PM
Still single, and boys are still stupid.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on June 16, 2012, 01:12:40 AM
Still single, and boys are still stupid.

Boys are.  Men can be fun, though.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: renaeden on June 16, 2012, 06:57:53 AM
I am still stressed about uni even though I am on holidays from there at the moment.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2012, 08:22:28 AM
 I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.  :duh:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: El on June 16, 2012, 10:28:47 AM
Still single, and boys are still stupid.

Boys are.  Men can be fun, though.
I'm not sure men exist under 30 any more, and much past that, I feel weird about the age difference.  :/
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2012, 01:05:28 PM
I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.  :duh:

Do you want to grow up? :-\
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Bastet on June 16, 2012, 03:24:15 PM
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 16, 2012, 03:26:36 PM
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

The hole hurts.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2012, 03:27:48 PM
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

    DFG is practicing old-school medicine!   :nerd!:


     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning)
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on June 16, 2012, 04:27:33 PM
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

    DFG is practicing old-school medicine!   :nerd!:


     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning)


 :lol1:

This is one of the laws of I2, a link to Trepanning will be made at least twice a year.  :viking:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 16, 2012, 04:38:05 PM
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

    DFG is practicing old-school medicine!   :nerd!:


     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning)


 :lol1:

This is one of the laws of I2, a link to Trepanning will be made at least twice a year.  :viking:

    Fascinating!  I did not know that!   :toporly:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on June 18, 2012, 05:08:57 AM
 :hotrodder:
Car Sales men
:headexplode:
:headexplode:
:headexplode:
I am still waiting for my mini grrrrr
Friday 12 noon

I hate waiting
:tooledup: :tooledup:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 18, 2012, 11:18:30 PM
My fucking boss is still a moron.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on June 19, 2012, 01:31:27 AM
Getting the youngest out of bed in the morning......
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Pyraxis on June 19, 2012, 06:29:25 AM
I think brainfried gets to count as a chronic bitch by now.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2012, 02:51:30 PM
And my allergies. My eyes are itching like fuck. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on June 19, 2012, 04:42:32 PM
hip. left one.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 19, 2012, 05:27:07 PM
 I just keep getting older!  It's happening every day!   :bigcry:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 19, 2012, 08:02:17 PM
My fucking boss is still a moron.

If he was a virgin, would he be a moron?
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2012, 11:19:31 PM
My fucking boss is still a moron.

If he was a virgin, would he be a moron?

Yes. Indubitably.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Parts on June 20, 2012, 08:49:52 AM
Telemarketers qualify for me especially 281-203-0420 which is a Yellow Pages scam that calls several times a day
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on June 20, 2012, 01:04:00 PM
Itchy eyes. :GA:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Callaway on June 20, 2012, 01:42:20 PM
Telemarketers qualify for me especially 281-203-0420 which is a Yellow Pages scam that calls several times a day

 :agreed:

I looked them up here (http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/2812030420) and it said they sometimes say they just want you to verify your Yellow Pages listing, then when you say "Yes," they use the recording of your voice to make it sound like you agreed to suscribe to their $59.99 a month listing, then they threaten to take it to collections if you don't pay.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Parts on June 20, 2012, 02:10:06 PM
Telemarketers qualify for me especially 281-203-0420 which is a Yellow Pages scam that calls several times a day

 :agreed:

I looked them up here (http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/2812030420) and it said they sometimes say they just want you to verify your Yellow Pages listing, then when you say "Yes," they use the recording of your voice to make it sound like you agreed to suscribe to their $59.99 a month listing, then they threaten to take it to collections if you don't pay.

Yes that's the one they called again about a half hour ago.  They got me once making me think it was the ATT Yellow pages that I have an add it but they backed off and canceled the bill when we told them we would sue
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on July 03, 2012, 11:19:13 PM
I've been tired for a week now.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Callaway on July 03, 2012, 11:47:45 PM
I've been tired for a week now.

Can you ever get to bed early or sleep late?  For me, getting to sleep in occasionally makes a big difference.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on July 04, 2012, 12:23:58 AM
you could get some of those glasses with eyeball lenses,  then snooze at work! :tard:

as long as you don't snore though,  that would give the game away.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: lutra on July 04, 2012, 03:53:01 AM
This weather, with rel. high humidity, we're having makes my joints (like elbows, wrists, hands and knees) hurt more. It's a chronic buggery I inherited from both sides of parents. Yay.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on July 04, 2012, 10:25:44 PM
I've been tired for a week now.

Can you ever get to bed early or sleep late?  For me, getting to sleep in occasionally makes a big difference.

Only when I've slept too little for longer periods. Normally I'd just be awake for hours if going to bed early, and my 12-yo boss would have a fit if I slept in.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 05, 2012, 06:10:58 PM
lack of alone time....
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on July 05, 2012, 11:34:37 PM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 06, 2012, 09:23:34 AM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:

 :rofl:

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 06, 2012, 09:36:19 AM
I hope this will be my last bitch about the old school of my girl.

Still have not heard anything from the mentor. Apparently she is to have the best interests of my girl at heart...........
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2012, 06:08:24 PM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Parts on July 06, 2012, 06:40:53 PM
CATS SUCK
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2012, 11:48:54 PM
CATS SUCK

No, cats hiss, meow, scratch, spray, sit on keyboards, but they do not suck.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on July 07, 2012, 12:41:37 AM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:

 :rofl:

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass. :P
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on July 07, 2012, 01:12:47 AM
I had a numb lip from the dentist.  Woke this morning and i look like i done a couple of rounds with Tyson.  Must have bitten it. duhhh.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on July 07, 2012, 01:14:17 AM
Ouch. :hug:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on July 07, 2012, 01:16:49 AM
ouch indeed.  fat lips are ugly.
 :viking:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on July 07, 2012, 02:40:05 AM
I hate that, bodie. Well, I hate dentists full stop, 'nuff said. I Cannot Fucking Stand having my gob probed and poked, let alone teeth yanked/drilled etc. I've broken a tooth a few times, once in somebody's face (not deliberately), after running into the guy at my first spesh school playing football. Ran right into him at full tilt, and we both tripped at pretty much the same moment, result being me 'biting' his skull and splitting my tooth in half diagonally, with half of it getting left buried in his forehead and half broken off at the base of the jawbone (mine, not his);
ended up with a dental abscess.

And believe you fucking me, dental abscesses are absolute misery made flesh, nothing hurts quite that bad. Had to have surgery under a full general, then unfortunately I got scripted penicillin, and being young and Kanner's autie, would they listen when I kept telling them I was one step away from anaphylaxis? would they fuck. I know what I was talking about, even then I had biochem and pharmacology as a hobby.

And just as bad, they wouldn't give me ANY painkillers for the abscess. And also, the penicillin came as this vile tasting sugar-free orange flavoured dog shite. Even now, when the pharmacy I buy codeine linctus from only has the sugar free orange one, I nearly relch every time I taste it. They sell two kinds, one the sweetened one, this lurid highlighter pen-yellowish green stuff thats flavoured with a little CCl3. Tasty stuff. The other has the exact same artificial orange flavour sugar free hideous monstrosity as the penicillin that was forced on me as a kid. Yes, I will still buy it and neck it if its all they have to sell, but it really does make me want to vomit up my spleen each and every time I taste it, or even smell it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: bodie on July 07, 2012, 02:51:48 AM
Yes dental pain is terrible.  I have to go back on thursday,  but i will get my crown back.  I have had a gap for a couple of weeks and have been talking with a bit of a listthhhhp!  A bit like Toyah Wilcox,  although you are probably too young to remember her.

Anyway,  gob hasn't felt right without it, so roll on thursday :viking:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 07, 2012, 03:54:27 PM
Denial, stubbornness, anger = bad choices in eating

(You can tell I'm really upset at what I did/ate for b'fast.  Stupid, stupid me.)
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 07, 2012, 05:01:17 PM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:

 :rofl:

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass. :P

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on July 07, 2012, 06:13:40 PM
Chronic bitch: my former housemate. Born a bitch, been a bitch all it's vile little life and will die (painfully and slowly, I hope) a fucking B.I.T.C.H :P

My chronic bitch for the day-tesco do not sell dried morels any more. They are truly the food of the gods when cooked in a chilli. *burps contentedly and looks forward to breakfast time*
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on July 07, 2012, 06:52:16 PM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:

 :rofl:

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass. :P

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

Just say when. :)
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 07, 2012, 07:37:48 PM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:

 :rofl:

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass. :P

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

?
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 08, 2012, 04:31:21 AM
^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests. :GA:

 :rofl:

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass. :P

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

?

A slip of my fingers, your Highness, it was getting late, and the day had been long. I also did not wear my reading glasses. Not wearing them now either.  So, who knows what words may turn out not to be the ones I wanted in this post.

I'll leave the tasty Crip to Shleed, and will myself have a bag of crisps. Less entertaining, I am sure, but, good to kill a sudden craving for a snack.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 08, 2012, 11:36:46 AM
I think buttercups and clover would be better than crisps.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on July 08, 2012, 11:45:15 AM
Buttercups? doubt it. The entire Ranunculus family is full of acrid, toxic and in general noxious properties. Some will even blister skin if handled carelessly.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 08, 2012, 12:18:07 PM
Buttercups? doubt it. The entire Ranunculus family is full of acrid, toxic and in general noxious properties. Some will even blister skin if handled carelessly.

You are correct.  My research indicates that cows are particularly susceptible to fresh buttercups.  Dried buttercups mixed with their hay is safe.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 08, 2012, 05:00:35 PM
Buttercups? doubt it. The entire Ranunculus family is full of acrid, toxic and in general noxious properties. Some will even blister skin if handled carelessly.

You are correct.  My research indicates that cows are particularly susceptible to fresh buttercups.  Dried buttercups mixed with their hay is safe.

 :indeed:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on July 09, 2012, 06:43:14 AM
In days gone by, beggars would use some kinds to raise open sores, in order to look suitably pitiable to attract the money.

Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on July 09, 2012, 06:50:18 AM
 :indeed: Ranunculus sceleratus / Blaartrekkende boterbloem / cursed buttercup.

Think I've got it in my garden.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on August 30, 2012, 10:45:20 PM
I still don't want to go to work. The 12-yo is still there, with his idiotic 12-yo sayings and his 12-yo's outlook on things. Not to mention my 12-yo's salary.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: WolFish on August 31, 2012, 01:11:34 AM
dysfucntional families with parents who stress their kids out by insisting that the cure to genetically based illnesses is health food and homeopathic medicine.

most illnesses are exacerbated by stress. both of them know that yet any contact results in unreasonable demands because they are dysfuctional and because to them things like ADHD and Asperger's don't exist.

in their logic, their demands are reasonable so the stress is my fault, as well as the genetic stuff i inherited from them.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on September 01, 2012, 09:25:33 PM
One of the more noxious spp. in the crowfoot family hyke.

If you prevent it seeding though it should be eradicated I would think, being an annual. Wear gloves, and IMO eye protection, this plant is HIGHLY irritant, and apparently has even been used in a native american arrow poison.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on October 03, 2012, 03:58:15 PM
Filled in 37 fucking online forms, to get restitution of overcharged travelling expenses.

Girl has a subscription, for a month, to travel from home to school, and back. Yet, she still gets charged every day. She takes four buses, and, gets charged on her card on two of them.

And, every restitution of a trip that gets charged need a complete, long form, to be filled in. Took me about 2 hours.

Filed some complaints too, couple of times. Doesn't seem to help.

Filled in some forms a couple of weeks ago too. Takes them three weeks to process the forms, apparently. :puke:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2012, 04:17:59 PM
Girls are stoopid!
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 03, 2012, 05:22:12 PM
Girls are stoopid!

So, date men.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2012, 05:29:56 PM
Girls are stoopid!

So, date men.

Men are idiots!
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 03, 2012, 05:40:06 PM
Girls are stoopid!

So, date men.

Men are idiots!

I guess you'll have to date a robot. 

My Living Doll Uninvited Guest - part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ShixDbF_js#)
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2012, 11:28:28 PM
My stupid boss is still stupid.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on October 04, 2012, 02:38:18 PM
I am so fed up of my bad hip oxycontin actually does a pretty decent at controlling my knee pain, but it doesn't even come close to sorting my hip. Day in dy, out, it feels like somebody is hammering white hot rusty nails into my hip. sometimes its so painful I can hardly walk,           unless I boot up 3-4x40 40mg OCs before I go out. I have to take considerably more than that if   I have to bear any weight on it,like when I go shopping yet for food'n'stuff. I'll be so damn when I pass my test.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 04:31:25 PM
  My hair is a snarly mass of clumps and mats.  My scalp stings where the knots are pulling it.
  But I so love twisting my hair and making knots and loops and winding loops around the knots.
  It's my favorite thing to fidget with.  Other people have dice, or stress balls. 
  Well, my hair looks like one big ball of stress!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: renaeden on January 23, 2016, 11:54:49 PM
Shave your head. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 24, 2016, 05:16:25 AM
Shave your head. :zoinks:

  I saw a woman with a shaved head a few years ago, on the bus, and I envied her.
  But I'd look awful with no hair on my big pumpkin head!  Though if I ever lose my hair due to illness,
  then grow it back, I may leave it very short, even buzzed.  I just can't bring myself to cut it now.  :P
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on January 24, 2016, 09:35:14 AM
  My hair is a snarly mass of clumps and mats.  My scalp stings where the knots are pulling it.
  But I so love twisting my hair and making knots and loops and winding loops around the knots.
  It's my favorite thing to fidget with.  Other people have dice, or stress balls. 
  Well, my hair looks like one big ball of stress!  :rofl:


Sounds like perfect nesting material.  :trollskull:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 24, 2016, 09:41:48 AM
  My hair is a snarly mass of clumps and mats.  My scalp stings where the knots are pulling it.
  But I so love twisting my hair and making knots and loops and winding loops around the knots.
  It's my favorite thing to fidget with.  Other people have dice, or stress balls. 
  Well, my hair looks like one big ball of stress!  :rofl:


Sounds like perfect nesting material.  :trollskull:

  If I ever wake up to a mouse nesting in my hair ...  :runaway:  :GA:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on January 24, 2016, 09:43:38 AM
  My hair is a snarly mass of clumps and mats.  My scalp stings where the knots are pulling it.
  But I so love twisting my hair and making knots and loops and winding loops around the knots.
  It's my favorite thing to fidget with.  Other people have dice, or stress balls. 
  Well, my hair looks like one big ball of stress!  :rofl:


Sounds like perfect nesting material.  :trollskull:

  If I ever wake up to a mouse nesting in my hair ...  :runaway:  :GA:
:fatchef:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 24, 2016, 09:44:47 AM
  If a mouse gets into my hair, they'll hear me screaming in Rhode Island!   :GA: 
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on January 24, 2016, 09:47:41 AM
The swat team will barge in and shoot the bugger from your head.
Problem solved. But it's brains will be on your wall.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 24, 2016, 09:49:37 AM
The swat team will barge in and shoot the bugger from your head.
Problem solved. But it's brains will be on your wall.

  Then it had better get its sticky little feet moving out of my building!  :litigious:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on January 24, 2016, 10:38:39 AM
Headaches. :(
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 05:20:53 PM
  My mind flies in circles  :bird:  while my feet stay stuck in one place on the ground.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on February 05, 2016, 10:14:45 AM
headaches and itchy eyes.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on February 05, 2016, 10:18:35 AM
People are idiots. It's official, it's chronic. :P
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on February 05, 2016, 10:32:03 AM
^

You should ad the festival to the chronic bitches. It is an ongoing theme, with an eleven month break every now and then.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on February 05, 2016, 10:35:35 AM
The festival.

There, added. But damn it, I need to quit doing this.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 08, 2016, 10:17:47 AM
  Inertia.  Fucking inertia.  Watching myself rust.  Waiting for some internal alarm to shock me out of it.  :dunce:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 08, 2016, 10:25:46 AM
  Inertia.  Fucking inertia.  Watching myself rust.  Waiting for some internal alarm to shock me out of it.  :dunce:

Weebles don't rust, they turn into bad eggs.

Set up a meth lab, join a motorcycle club, buy some polish and shine.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 08, 2016, 10:28:53 AM
  Inertia.  Fucking inertia.  Watching myself rust.  Waiting for some internal alarm to shock me out of it.  :dunce:

Weebles don't rust, they turn into bad eggs.

Set up a meth lab, join a motorcycle club, buy some polish and shine.

  I wish I could talk to Walter White for real.  I don't condone his crimes, but I admire his grit. :heisenberg:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on February 08, 2016, 12:17:00 PM
You should TOTALLY run a meth lab.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 08, 2016, 12:20:08 PM
You should TOTALLY run a meth lab.

  My recent work experiences have shown me that I have patience and precision, that I can do
   routine work over and over with focus and pride!  And I would be careful about safety.  :police:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on February 08, 2016, 12:22:44 PM
My head hurts.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 12, 2016, 01:02:00 PM
  I'm an avoider.  That's why I procrastinate, why I cling to the familiar, why I've been celibate forever,
  why I've lived in my city for 27 years without ever having gotten to know any of the cultural scenes.
  It's a family pattern, I was just thinking about that today.  It's deeply rooted and it's hard to change.  :apondering:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on February 14, 2016, 01:33:20 AM
My finger joints all stiff and sore at the moment.

 'I2 crowd-sourced community meth lab anyone?

Easy enough an art to learn, especially if just beginning, red phosphorus/iodine reduction of pseudo/ephedrine is the best known, as is the Birch-benckiser reduction (AKA the 'nazi method', using the solvated electron 'electride's generated by dissolving lithium metal in anhydrous liquid ammonia) is widely used in the US due to the availability of anhydrous NH3 due to its use as a fertilizer by farmers, dangerous though if one has no chemistry experience, due to the fumes, corrosive properties of ammonia, and the need to handle a cryogenic liquified gas)

No experience with phosphorus acid/hypophosphorus acid-iodine reductions,

Favourite route to amphetamines though has to be condensation of benzaldehyde and nitroethane, catalyzed by a base (TETA, triethylenetetramine has so far given lovely results), that gives an intermediate beta-nitrostyrene or beta-nitropropene depending on if the nitroalkane reagent be nitromethane or nitroethane to give phenethylamines and amphetamines respectively. Very quick route too, a couple of hours work to start from nitroalkane+(substituted) benzaldehyde, about 2 hours IIRC, is what it took whilst working on 2C-D (2,5-dimethoxy-4-methylphenethylamine), reduction times vary with the method used, lithium aluminium hydride is clean and very reliable, fast, but does have the disadvantage that LiAlH4 isn't particularly friendly stuff, it likes to burst into flame on contact with air/atmospheric moisture, glassware needs to be oven-dried immediately before use, the release of lots of hydrogen gas when the finished reaction has gone to completion and needs quenching with water, slowly and carefully.

Aluminium amalgam reduction works for nitrostyrenes, but for some reason apparently not upon nitropropenes.
with
But all in all, it is a great route IMO, I could teach the basics of it in about half an hour probably, although having nobody to learn from I tought myself. I like that the the nitrostyrene/nitropropenes produced in this way are insoluble in water, and methanol so that simplifies actually obtaining one's target from the solvents and synthesis reagents used, the 2C-D nitrostyrene I'm thinking of just crashes out of solution as orange to yellow crystalline needles or flakes, needs a quick wash but thats about it.

Produces ordinary amphetamine/substituted amphetamines though rather than N-methylamphetamines, not too much of a problem though, all in all, probably the method I'd recommend for anybody who's just starting out getting into the hobby.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 14, 2016, 09:45:50 AM
My finger joints all stiff and sore at the moment.

 'I2 crowd-sourced community meth lab anyone?

Easy enough an art to learn, especially if just beginning, red phosphorus/iodine reduction of pseudo/ephedrine is the best known, as is the Birch-benckiser reduction (AKA the 'nazi method', using the solvated electron 'electride's generated by dissolving lithium metal in anhydrous liquid ammonia) is widely used in the US due to the availability of anhydrous NH3 due to its use as a fertilizer by farmers, dangerous though if one has no chemistry experience, due to the fumes, corrosive properties of ammonia, and the need to handle a cryogenic liquified gas)

No experience with phosphorus acid/hypophosphorus acid-iodine reductions,

Favourite route to amphetamines though has to be condensation of benzaldehyde and nitroethane, catalyzed by a base (TETA, triethylenetetramine has so far given lovely results), that gives an intermediate beta-nitrostyrene or beta-nitropropene depending on if the nitroalkane reagent be nitromethane or nitroethane to give phenethylamines and amphetamines respectively. Very quick route too, a couple of hours work to start from nitroalkane+(substituted) benzaldehyde, about 2 hours IIRC, is what it took whilst working on 2C-D (2,5-dimethoxy-4-methylphenethylamine), reduction times vary with the method used, lithium aluminium hydride is clean and very reliable, fast, but does have the disadvantage that LiAlH4 isn't particularly friendly stuff, it likes to burst into flame on contact with air/atmospheric moisture, glassware needs to be oven-dried immediately before use, the release of lots of hydrogen gas when the finished reaction has gone to completion and needs quenching with water, slowly and carefully.

Aluminium amalgam reduction works for nitrostyrenes, but for some reason apparently not upon nitropropenes.
with
But all in all, it is a great route IMO, I could teach the basics of it in about half an hour probably, although having nobody to learn from I tought myself. I like that the the nitrostyrene/nitropropenes produced in this way are insoluble in water, and methanol so that simplifies actually obtaining one's target from the solvents and synthesis reagents used, the 2C-D nitrostyrene I'm thinking of just crashes out of solution as orange to yellow crystalline needles or flakes, needs a quick wash but thats about it.

Produces ordinary amphetamine/substituted amphetamines though rather than N-methylamphetamines, not too much of a problem though, all in all, probably the method I'd recommend for anybody who's just starting out getting into the hobby.

I know CBC would be happy to participate.  She's channel her inner Walter White.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on February 14, 2016, 05:18:50 PM
Another eye infection. I'm lucky to have the meds with me.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 05, 2016, 08:20:48 PM
  Laundry, fucking laundry!  Every few days I gotta schlep it up and down the stairs!  >:(
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2016, 02:56:07 AM
My joints are getting worse, I think. I've had to use the cane the last week or so.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on March 06, 2016, 03:01:39 AM
My joints are getting worse, I think. I've had to use the cane the last week or so.

How hard is using the cane on your wrist?
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2016, 03:28:13 AM
My joints are getting worse, I think. I've had to use the cane the last week or so.

How hard is using the cane on your wrist?

It's not brilliant but thankfully my wrists are not that bad.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 06, 2016, 09:47:56 AM
  Laundry, fucking laundry!  Every few days I gotta schlep it up and down the stairs!  >:(

Don't fuck your laundry.  It puts in stains that are hard to get out.   :penis:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 06, 2016, 04:32:56 PM
  Laundry, fucking laundry!  Every few days I gotta schlep it up and down the stairs!  >:(

Don't fuck your laundry.  It puts in stains that are hard to get out.   :penis:

       That's just wrong.   :runaway:  :GA:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: 'andersom' on March 07, 2016, 02:45:17 AM
  Laundry, fucking laundry!  Every few days I gotta schlep it up and down the stairs!  >:(

Don't fuck your laundry.  It puts in stains that are hard to get out.   :penis:

       That's just wrong.   :runaway:  :GA:

DUH! That's why the warning was given.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: WolFish on March 07, 2016, 10:20:45 AM
more plagiarism, more bad writing, more paperwork, and still no results.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on March 07, 2016, 11:48:57 AM
Still using the cane, so had some explaining to do at the office.

"Well, it was either this or new shoes."
"Everyone in Sweden has these babies."
"War wound."
"It doubles as a light sword."

Etc.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 01, 2016, 04:29:03 PM
  Laaauuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnndry.  Wish I had my own machines right inside my apartment.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on May 01, 2016, 05:08:43 PM
I though this thread was about :stoned:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 01, 2016, 05:10:12 PM
I though this thread was about :stoned:

  It is.  They all are.  That's why the bots hang around.  :stoned:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Jack on May 01, 2016, 06:27:54 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: Lestat on August 04, 2016, 02:09:26 PM
Heh QV, you know, in all seriousness I would LOVE the chance to meet up with CBC, bring her to my lab, so we could spend some time together practicing different methods of cooking, not just meth, but psychedelics (got some 2C-D nitrostyrene that just needs reducing to the psychedelic phenethylamine), I'd love to teach her how to cook and use that channeling of her inner walter white, bring it out of her, for an outer walter white on the loose.

She'd be lovely to spend time with in general, because actually I really like her, both as a person, and I kinda have the hots for her too. But to cook with, and to teach her the things I know that they wouldn't include on any TV show too, it'd be great.
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 19, 2016, 10:40:52 AM
  My avoidant personality is a chronic problem.  I need to face things head on! :pirate:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: odeon on December 19, 2016, 03:26:37 PM
  My avoidant personality is a chronic problem.  I need to face things head on! :pirate:

You need to be BRAVE! :viking:
Title: Re: Chronic Bitches
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 01, 2017, 06:56:27 AM
  My avoidant personality is a chronic problem.  I need to face things head on! :pirate:

You need to be BRAVE! :viking:

  I've made a few small steps in that direction this year.  8)