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Title: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: bodie on March 05, 2012, 04:37:49 AM
I was in an electrical store,  and spotted someone i knew from school.  Now this person was not my best mate or anything like that, but i never had words with them either.  For some reason i hid.   I don't know why?

I have thought long and hard about this.  I have no reason (real) to avoid them so i reckon it must be something 'subconsciously'

I have done it before in an almost identical situation.  Anyone else?
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 05, 2012, 04:49:12 AM
Yup.  :-[

I hated school and to be honest that kid I was either. Sure he was the me I needed to be to become the me I am now. A me i quite like and so in that respect i am at peace with that kid and that life. That doesn't mean I want to wade back through those closed chapters in my life. I got through them and they are over and of no worth to me.

Meeting a person from that time in my life would give rise to sharing a commonality not with me and my self as i am now but me and my life back then. Fuck that.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on March 05, 2012, 04:51:25 AM
Because they're cool and trendy with all their gadgets like ice cube dispensers, dual doors, fruit storage and neat metallic finish on some models...

Oh, this thread is not as literal as intended, shit.

But in seriousness, I do it most of the time, I tend to shy away from people hoping they don't even notice me.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: bodie on March 05, 2012, 04:54:53 AM
hmmmmm

Perhaps deep down,  i just don't feel good enough!

On a lighter note,  some of those big american style fridges with all their dispensary whatnot's do make
a good place to linger, undetected.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 05, 2012, 04:56:30 AM
Another thing is I can not handle big changes or surprises. Fucked if I want to have someone say "Hey...I know you! How have you been. Haha...remember Mr Bloggs and science and that time when..."
"No fuckhead...I remember fuck all from school and I am happier for it. I am 41 years old why do I want to remember some meaningless shit that happen in the class of someone who is probably retired or dead now and that has made some everlasting impression on you and your meaningless life? Who the fuck are you and why the fuck should i care?"

Better to hide in a fridge
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on March 05, 2012, 04:59:10 AM
In my case, I'm just not interested in engaging meaningless social banter and sound like some tosser because I have little to say that's interesting on a trivial level. I don't keep tabs on most trends like fashion, music, popular culture, whatever unless my internet surfing comes across it and I don't live that remarkable of a life to boast much.

TL;DR: I feel like an idiot no matter how I socialize.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: bodie on March 05, 2012, 05:00:23 AM
I think the 'surprise' element may have been a contributing factor.

One thing i am sure of,  it has disturbed me.  My reaction, anyway.

I want to be 'running freely' between the fridges and the microwaves, and not some cowering lily-livered fuckwit.

Strange. :dunno:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: P7PSP on March 05, 2012, 07:43:53 AM
I think the 'surprise' element may have been a contributing factor.

One thing i am sure of,  it has disturbed me.  My reaction, anyway.

I want to be 'running freely' between the fridges and the microwaves, and not some cowering lily-livered fuckwit.

Strange. :dunno:
You are a free range lime squeezing dog trainer bodie. We all know the Beach Boys "Be True to your School" to be bollocks.

Also a philosopher once said
Another thing is I can not handle big changes or surprises. Fucked if I want to have someone say "Hey...I know you! How have you been. Haha...remember Mr Bloggs and science and that time when..."
"No fuckhead...I remember fuck all from school and I am happier for it. I am 41 years old why do I want to remember some meaningless shit that happen in the class of someone who is probably retired or dead now and that has made some everlasting impression on you and your meaningless life? Who the fuck are you and why the fuck should i care?"

Better to hide in a fridge

I can't recall who.  :apondering:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: bodie on March 05, 2012, 08:05:27 AM
 :agreed:
I am.  I should start wearing white instead of black.  It will be good camouflage as i cower,  forever,  cloaked in rows and rows of britains 'white goods'.

I know my place.  I am 'Queen of Household Appliances'   :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Icequeen on March 05, 2012, 08:14:16 AM
All the time, I live in stealth mode. :ninja:

If I ever got my pick at a super-power I'd want invisibility.  :thumbup:

Most of the time I just don't want to talk, I really suck at chit-chat. You run into the ones that will flag you down and want meet up later or in my case, they want me to fix their computer/vacuum/random thing they fucked up...and I'm not even mentioning the ones that will hold you up for an hour in the supermarket blocking the exit door talking about the husband/wife/kids/their recent alien abduction/etc...always when you're short on time and usually need to pee. :zombiefuck:



Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: renaeden on March 06, 2012, 06:30:55 AM
I don't see anyone I used to go to school with. If I did, chances are I wouldn't recognise them, it would show, and then they would take that as an insult.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 06, 2012, 06:38:31 AM
All the time, I live in stealth mode. :ninja:

If I ever got my pick at a super-power I'd want invisibility.  :thumbup:

Most of the time I just don't want to talk, I really suck at chit-chat. You run into the ones that will flag you down and want meet up later or in my case, they want me to fix their computer/vacuum/random thing they fucked up...and I'm not even mentioning the ones that will hold you up for an hour in the supermarket blocking the exit door talking about the husband/wife/kids/their recent alien abduction/etc...always when you're short on time and usually need to pee. :zombiefuck:

You would no use invisibilit yto hide in women's showers though would you? No? Ummm...neither would I. I would not even conssider or think of such a notion.  :o
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Icequeen on March 06, 2012, 07:09:51 AM
Nope definately would not use my powers of invisibility to hang out in the women's showers.....now as for the men's. >:D

Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 09, 2012, 08:00:43 PM
hmmmmm

Perhaps deep down,  i just don't feel good enough!

On a lighter note, some of those big american style fridges with all their dispensary whatnot's do make
a good place to linger, undetected.


   America, fuck yeah!  :hyke:

 On a heavier note  :M  I have often done the same thing, because sometimes I just want
 to do my shopping and go home, and don't feel up to having a chat at that moment.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Queen Victoria on March 09, 2012, 08:15:15 PM
Q:  Why did I hide amongst the fridges?

A:  Because the chicken crossed the road.

(I'm sizzling folks.  It only took me 4 days to come up with that one.)
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: ZEGH8578 on March 09, 2012, 08:20:57 PM
school just carries a lame vibe for me, school related associations etc, so i can understand it

otherwise, i try to combat typically aspie impulses, such as to avoid someone nearby i might know, but that comes and goes a little.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: V on March 10, 2012, 06:55:59 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.

Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: P7PSP on March 10, 2012, 09:20:25 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 10, 2012, 09:28:38 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: P7PSP on March 10, 2012, 09:51:10 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Oh Yeah?! Well  :finger: :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 10, 2012, 09:57:53 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Oh Yeah?! Well  :finger: :hahaha:

 I can flip you off using both hands at once.  It's called multitasking. :fingers:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: P7PSP on March 10, 2012, 10:18:16 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Oh Yeah?! Well  :finger: :hahaha:

 I can flip you off using both hands at once.  It's called multitasking. :fingers:
Fuck this I'm going to Nevada. :bigcry:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 10, 2012, 10:23:01 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Oh Yeah?! Well  :finger: :hahaha:

 I can flip you off using both hands at once.  It's called multitasking. :fingers:
Fuck this I'm going to Nevada. :bigcry:

 They have internet in Nevada, you know.  I can still harass you there.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: P7PSP on March 10, 2012, 10:24:08 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Oh Yeah?! Well  :finger: :hahaha:

 I can flip you off using both hands at once.  It's called multitasking. :fingers:
Fuck this I'm going to Nevada. :bigcry:

 They have internet in Nevada, you know.  I can still harass you there.  :zoinks:
Reiteration =  :finger: :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 10, 2012, 10:25:05 AM
I tend to do this sort of thing to avoid an awkward conversation.

Lets face it: if you werent close back then chances are any conversation you may have now is going to be very awkward.
The first time I actually did jury duty I saw a woman there who I knew from the neighborhood and school when we were both 14 to 17 year old. We had a short courteous discussion and I believe that she was dismissed from the pool shortly after that. It was a bit awkward since  we had not been in the same crowd and had been out of high school for almost 23 years in early 2000.

   You're old.  :trollface:
Oh Yeah?! Well  :finger: :hahaha:

 I can flip you off using both hands at once.  It's called multitasking. :fingers:
Fuck this I'm going to Nevada. :bigcry:

 They have internet in Nevada, you know.  I can still harass you there.  :zoinks:
Reiteration =  :finger: :hahaha:

 Can't you do the two-handed flip-off?  It's really easy!  :tard:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2012, 10:45:01 AM
I can do a two handed flip
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Icequeen on March 10, 2012, 11:19:14 AM
I can too. :zoinks:

I've tried for years to do it with my toes...no luck. Somedays your hands are full and you can't put stuff down quick enough. :LOL:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: bodie on March 10, 2012, 04:58:02 PM
can someone tell me what it is to
'flip someone off'  please? :wanker: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: Callaway on March 10, 2012, 05:00:47 PM
can someone tell me what it is to
'flip someone off'  please? :wanker: :evillaugh:

"Flipping someone off" means raising just the middle fingers of one or both hands in a gesture to them.
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 10, 2012, 05:16:54 PM
can someone tell me what it is to
'flip someone off'  please? :wanker: :evillaugh:

"Flipping someone off" means raising just the middle fingers of one or both hands in a gesture to them.

 It can be done with just one hand  :finger:  or with both!  :fingers:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: bodie on March 10, 2012, 05:38:57 PM
Maybe it is because i am british

but it sounds rude to me... snigger worthy anyway :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why did i hide amongst the fridges?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 10, 2012, 05:42:27 PM
Maybe it is because i am british

but it sounds rude to me... snigger worthy anyway :hahaha:

 You've never given anyone the finger?  :orly: