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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: midlifeaspie on October 22, 2011, 06:01:21 PM
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:dunno:
His current favorite shows:
Shaun The Sheep Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLIJ-SWZsLc#ws)
Mr Bean Cartoon - Birthday Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC-eQEBDARE#)
Cracking Contraptions - The Turbo Diner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5395pqpGiiI#noexternalembed)
(Fuck banned external embedding. This is Wallace and Gromit)
How do I stop him before he goes too far??!?!?!
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you should check your sons room for hard drugs.
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Under his crib? ;)
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Under his crib? ;)
Well they do say peer pressure effects kids younger these days. :orly:
Oh god , I sound old. :(
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Under his crib? ;)
rip open the stuffed animals! the drugs could be anywhere!
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Personally I think that's cool. :thumbup:
It could always be worse.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY0_gppjbYn9FOtnON5tDb3KO_sNfxR9ntmEnD7nqt39kwBdkn4RGsAcod)
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Well, I always welcome new members to my realm.
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Personally I think that's cool. :thumbup:
It could always be worse.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY0_gppjbYn9FOtnON5tDb3KO_sNfxR9ntmEnD7nqt39kwBdkn4RGsAcod)
My daughter went through a phase when she wanted to be a Muslim lady because we saw one who was veiled in a store. My daughter blurted out in her best playground voice, "Mommy, what's wrong with her face?" The lady was very kind and unveiled herself so my daughter could see that nothing was wrong with her face, and she said that she veiled her face only because she was a Muslim and it was a way to show respect for her husband. Then my daughter tried to grab her veil so she couldn't put it back on again.
:laugh:
My daughter had a Juliet cap with an attached veil that she wore backward so the veil covered her face for a long time after that and she said, "When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Muslim man so I can be a Muslim too."
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Personally I think that's cool. :thumbup:
It could always be worse.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY0_gppjbYn9FOtnON5tDb3KO_sNfxR9ntmEnD7nqt39kwBdkn4RGsAcod)
There's been more than one morning when I wish I could have thrown a burka on in the morning because I just couldn't get things together.
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It should be discouraged - only reason being
you might need a translator.
My own kid wants to be like fireman sam
- and he is welsh!
:zoinks:
translators all round
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I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M
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oh and shaun the sheep is awesome
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I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M
On his own, fireman sam is cool, it's norman-bloody-price that annoys me...
i hate to think the urchin is looking up to him, don't mind sam :lol:
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haha the little ginger kid? :green:
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haha the little ginger kid? :green:
yes, thats him, the naughty one! with the irritating mother! i like the bloke who does
the cooking in the firestation, he is always singing.
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I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M
On his own, fireman sam is cool, it's norman-bloody-price that annoys me...
i hate to think the urchin is looking up to him, don't mind sam :lol:
:lol:
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haha the little ginger kid? :green:
yes, thats him, the naughty one! with the irritating mother! i like the bloke who does
the cooking in the firestation, he is always singing.
Things could be worse.
At least he doesnt want to watch the wiggles.
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no idk what the wiggles are?
He loves Mr Tumble though, personally i wish Mr Tumble would go and take one!
the only redeeming quality is he teaches kids to 'sign' too, i like that.
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It should be discouraged - only reason being
you might need a translator.
My own kid wants to be like fireman sam
- and he is welsh!
:zoinks:
translators all round
Shit, I forgot about Fireman Sam. That is another one he watches all the time. I hate that kid.
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no idk what the wiggles are?
He loves Mr Tumble though, personally i wish Mr Tumble would go and take one!
the only redeeming quality is he teaches kids to 'sign' too, i like that.
The Wiggles - Fruit Salad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg#)
THE WIGGLES WIGGLY MEDLEY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7iQTlMdt8c#)
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Yikes!
cheers Callaway! thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:
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Yikes!
cheers Callaway! thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:
:LMAO:
I had a similar hope for my daughter but she did wind up seeing them anyway, which meant that I had to see quite a bit of them as well.
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Yikes!
cheers Callaway! thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:
:LMAO:
I had a similar hope for my daughter but she did wind up seeing them anyway, which meant that I had to see quite a bit of them as well.
It gets worse.
One of my friend´s kids loves them, apparently after watching the videos enough times she starts finding the males there hot or something*shiver*
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A friend (age 19) of the Princess Royal's has Down Syndrome and is still a major fan of the Wiggles. Thankfully they can't find clothing in adult sizes, but she watches the DVDs and listens to the CDs all the time.
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Yikes!
cheers Callaway! thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:
:LMAO:
I had a similar hope for my daughter but she did wind up seeing them anyway, which meant that I had to see quite a bit of them as well.
It gets worse.
One of my friend´s kids loves them, apparently after watching the videos enough times she starts finding the males there hot or something*shiver*
They do have nice voices.
;)
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if I was having a fruit salad I would different ones all at once, not the bananas first and then the grapes
and I don't like melons unless by melons u mean boobs and then I don't want boobs in my fruit salad I want them on a hot woman making the fruit salad for me
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Oh well, meet Miss Hoolie
(http://node2.bbcimg.co.uk/iplayer/images/episode/b00794xy_640_360.jpg)
the urchin loves 'Balamory'
Have you in the US been infected with the irritating Miss Hoolie
and Balamory yet?
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I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.
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OMFG The words 'genitalia' and 'teletubbies' in the same sentence!
no no no no
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I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.
And, Tinky Winky has a triangle on top of the head too. Further reason for uproar.
My girl watched the Telly Tubbies the other day, just to see what it was she watched 10 years ago. :laugh:
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers. :laugh:
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She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers. :laugh:
Personally I've never liked the taste of toddlers, although I will have one on a sandwich if that's all there is
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I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.
And, Tinky Winky has a triangle on top of the head too. Further reason for uproar.
My girl watched the Telly Tubbies the other day, just to see what it was she watched 10 years ago. :laugh:
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers. :laugh:
was not so much astonished as i was saddened.
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I :heart: Dipsy
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I liked Laa Laa :cheer:
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I :heart: Dipsy
He was my favourite.
And not only because of the lovely hat, hat, haát. :hyke:
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I :heart: Dipsy
He was my favourite.
And not only because of the lovely hat, hat, haát. :hyke:
Dipsy was my daughter's Halloween costume, but it was because she could not choose between the Teletubbies. She just kept naming them all in succession, over and over whenever I asked her to choose, and I found green fleece first so I told her that she was going to be Dipsy and she seemed OK with it. Then I found a purple sweatsuit in the Ladies' department so I was Tinky-Winky, and a red sweatsuit in the Men's department so my husband was Po.
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oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
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OMFG The words 'genitalia' and 'teletubbies' in the same sentence!
no no no no
You DO know that the Teletubbies are part of the Gay Agenda
to corrupt our Christian civilization, don't you? :soapbox:
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oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.
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oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.
im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?
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oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.
im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?
She's 15 and she doesn't know that porn exists, but I do not try to regulate what she does when she's alone in her bedroom or bathroom. That's none of my business, IMO.
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oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.
im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?
She's 15 and she doesn't know that porn exists, but I do not try to regulate what she does when she's alone in her bedroom or bathroom. That's none of my business, IMO.
wow, i knew about porn by the age of 10... how did i learn about it? from another 10 year old at school... boys will be boys i guess
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My little brothers 10 :zombiefuck:
I didn't discover it till I was 13 , was until I was 16 before I stopped being ashamed of watching it
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The first time I saw pornography I was only about 7 or 8. But it was like, I saw it - it was there, not like I enjoyed it or went looking for it. It shocked me and I thought it was funny but looked away right away. I watched it for fun starting at about 12 . Didn't admit to watching it till I was in my 20s 8)
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I discovered porn when I was 5.
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Why would anybody WANT to be British? Nasty teeth. Bad food! :zombiefuck:
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My teeth are gorgeous and veggie English breakfasts rule! :headbang2:
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Well, YOU are georgeous! I was just perpetuating the American stereotype of British people for comedic affect. :thumbup:
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Well, YOU are georgeous! I was just perpetuating the American stereotype of British people for comedic affect. :thumbup:
We are not amused. :grrr:
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:laugh:
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We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:
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Why would anybody WANT to be British? Nasty teeth. Bad food! :zombiefuck:
When I was in high school in the late nineties, the brit fad came back briefly. There were a lot of good bands and the fashion in london was very interesting in the late nineties. So there were posers, lol, there was one dumb kid that sometimes faked an accent. I bet he is somewhere pumping gas right now, still talking in that stupid fake accent.
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We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:
Promises, promises.
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Well, YOU are georgeous! I was just perpetuating the American stereotype of British people for comedic affect. :thumbup:
We are not amused. :grrr:
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Hang him from the tower! 8)
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Why would anybody WANT to be British? Nasty teeth. Bad food! :zombiefuck:
When I was in high school in the late nineties, the brit fad came back briefly. There were a lot of good bands and the fashion in london was very interesting in the late nineties. So there were posers, lol, there was one dumb kid that sometimes faked an accent. I bet he is somewhere pumping gas right now, still talking in that stupid fake accent.
I thought accents turned you on!?!?
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not fake ones
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not fake ones
my penis has a real accent.
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We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:
With what money to buy weapons exactly? :zoinks:
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We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:
With what money to buy weapons exactly? :zoinks:
:anal: Weapons of mass distraction! :autism: