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Title: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 22, 2011, 06:01:21 PM
 :dunno:

His current favorite shows:

Shaun The Sheep Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLIJ-SWZsLc#ws)

Mr Bean Cartoon - Birthday Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC-eQEBDARE#)

Cracking Contraptions - The Turbo Diner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5395pqpGiiI#noexternalembed)
(Fuck banned external embedding.  This is Wallace and Gromit)

How do I stop him before he goes too far??!?!?!
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM
you should check your sons room for hard drugs.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 22, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
Under his crib? ;)
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Squidusa on October 22, 2011, 06:10:03 PM
Under his crib? ;)

Well they do say peer pressure effects kids younger these days.  :orly:

Oh god , I sound old.  :(
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 22, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Under his crib? ;)

rip open the stuffed animals! the drugs could be anywhere!
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Icequeen on October 23, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
Personally I think that's cool.  :thumbup:

It could always be worse.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY0_gppjbYn9FOtnON5tDb3KO_sNfxR9ntmEnD7nqt39kwBdkn4RGsAcod)
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 23, 2011, 11:03:48 AM
Well, I always welcome new members to my realm.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 23, 2011, 11:28:21 AM
Personally I think that's cool.  :thumbup:

It could always be worse.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY0_gppjbYn9FOtnON5tDb3KO_sNfxR9ntmEnD7nqt39kwBdkn4RGsAcod)

My daughter went through a phase when she wanted to be a Muslim lady because we saw one who was veiled in a store.  My daughter blurted out in her best playground voice, "Mommy, what's wrong with her face?"  The lady was very kind and unveiled herself so my daughter could see that nothing was wrong with her face, and she said that she veiled her face only because she was a Muslim and it was a way to show respect for her husband.  Then my daughter tried to grab her veil so she couldn't put it back on again. 

 :laugh:

My daughter had a Juliet cap with an attached veil that she wore backward so the veil covered her face for a long time after that and she said, "When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Muslim man so I can be a Muslim too."

Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 23, 2011, 11:30:08 AM
Personally I think that's cool.  :thumbup:

It could always be worse.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY0_gppjbYn9FOtnON5tDb3KO_sNfxR9ntmEnD7nqt39kwBdkn4RGsAcod)

There's been more than one morning when I wish I could have thrown a burka on in the morning because I just couldn't get things together.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 23, 2011, 04:00:55 PM
It should be discouraged -  only reason being
you might need a translator.

My own kid wants to be like fireman sam
- and he is welsh!

 :zoinks:

translators all round
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Adam on October 23, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M
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Post by: Adam on October 23, 2011, 04:05:01 PM
oh and shaun the sheep is awesome
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 23, 2011, 04:09:58 PM
I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M

On his own,  fireman sam is cool,  it's norman-bloody-price that annoys me...
i hate to think the urchin is looking up to him,  don't mind sam :lol:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Adam on October 23, 2011, 04:15:16 PM
haha the little ginger kid? :green:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 23, 2011, 04:35:10 PM
haha the little ginger kid? :green:

yes,  thats him,  the naughty one!  with the irritating mother! i like the bloke who does
the cooking in the firestation,  he is always singing.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: 'andersom' on October 23, 2011, 04:36:42 PM
I loved fireman sam when I was a kid ! :M

On his own,  fireman sam is cool,  it's norman-bloody-price that annoys me...
i hate to think the urchin is looking up to him,  don't mind sam :lol:

 :lol:

Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: V on October 24, 2011, 12:30:09 AM
haha the little ginger kid? :green:

yes,  thats him,  the naughty one!  with the irritating mother! i like the bloke who does
the cooking in the firestation,  he is always singing.
Things could be worse.
At least he doesnt want to watch the wiggles.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 24, 2011, 03:49:54 AM
no idk what the wiggles are?

He loves Mr Tumble though,  personally i wish Mr Tumble would go and take one!
the only redeeming quality is he teaches kids to 'sign' too,  i like that.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 24, 2011, 12:17:48 PM
It should be discouraged -  only reason being
you might need a translator.

My own kid wants to be like fireman sam
- and he is welsh!

 :zoinks:

translators all round

Shit, I forgot about Fireman Sam.  That is another one he watches all the time.  I hate that kid.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 24, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
no idk what the wiggles are?

He loves Mr Tumble though,  personally i wish Mr Tumble would go and take one!
the only redeeming quality is he teaches kids to 'sign' too,  i like that.

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg#)

THE WIGGLES WIGGLY MEDLEY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7iQTlMdt8c#)
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 24, 2011, 02:40:07 PM
Yikes!

cheers Callaway!   thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 24, 2011, 02:51:43 PM
Yikes!

cheers Callaway!   thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:

:LMAO:

I had a similar hope for my daughter but she did wind up seeing them anyway, which meant that I had to see quite a bit of them as well.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: V on October 24, 2011, 10:53:36 PM
Yikes!

cheers Callaway!   thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:

:LMAO:

I had a similar hope for my daughter but she did wind up seeing them anyway, which meant that I had to see quite a bit of them as well.
It gets worse.
One of my friend´s kids loves them, apparently after watching the videos enough times she starts finding the males there hot or something*shiver*
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 25, 2011, 12:32:52 PM
A friend (age 19) of the Princess Royal's has Down Syndrome and is still a major fan of the Wiggles.  Thankfully they can't find clothing in adult sizes, but she watches the DVDs and listens to the CDs all the time.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 25, 2011, 03:33:57 PM
Yikes!

cheers Callaway!   thankfully he has never seen them,
and i remain hopefull he never ever does :zoinks:

:LMAO:

I had a similar hope for my daughter but she did wind up seeing them anyway, which meant that I had to see quite a bit of them as well.
It gets worse.
One of my friend´s kids loves them, apparently after watching the videos enough times she starts finding the males there hot or something*shiver*

They do have nice voices.

 ;)
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Adam on October 25, 2011, 06:18:39 PM
if I was having a fruit salad I would different ones all at once, not the bananas first and then the grapes

and I don't like melons unless by melons u mean boobs and then I don't want boobs in my fruit salad I want them on a hot woman making the fruit salad for me
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 26, 2011, 06:38:24 AM
Oh well,   meet Miss Hoolie
(http://node2.bbcimg.co.uk/iplayer/images/episode/b00794xy_640_360.jpg)
the urchin loves 'Balamory'

Have you in the US been infected with the irritating Miss Hoolie
and Balamory yet?
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 26, 2011, 11:03:49 AM
I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 26, 2011, 11:24:41 AM
OMFG  The words 'genitalia'  and 'teletubbies' in the same sentence!

no no no no
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: 'andersom' on October 27, 2011, 06:34:19 PM
I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.

And, Tinky Winky has a triangle on top of the head too. Further reason for uproar.



My girl watched the Telly Tubbies the other day, just to see what it was she watched 10 years ago.  :laugh:
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers.  :laugh:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Adam on October 27, 2011, 06:41:50 PM
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers.  :laugh:


Personally I've never liked the taste of toddlers, although I will have one on a sandwich if that's all there is
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 27, 2011, 09:02:42 PM
I just remember the telly tubbys when i was a kid and how there was a huge uproar over one of them being purple and having a purse.. None of them wore clothes as part of there costume and there was no genitalia so why assume it was male... It was purple after all.

And, Tinky Winky has a triangle on top of the head too. Further reason for uproar.



My girl watched the Telly Tubbies the other day, just to see what it was she watched 10 years ago.  :laugh:
She was kind of astonished about the taste of toddlers.  :laugh:

was not so much astonished as i was saddened.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: bodie on October 28, 2011, 03:46:32 AM
I  :heart: Dipsy
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Charlotte Quin on October 28, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
I liked Laa Laa :cheer:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: 'andersom' on October 28, 2011, 06:50:38 PM
I  :heart: Dipsy

He was my favourite.

And not only because of the lovely hat, hat, haát.  :hyke:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 28, 2011, 07:09:11 PM
I  :heart: Dipsy

He was my favourite.

And not only because of the lovely hat, hat, haát.  :hyke:

Dipsy was my daughter's Halloween costume, but it was because she could not choose between the Teletubbies.  She just kept naming them all in succession, over and over whenever I asked her to choose, and I found green fleece first so I told her that she was going to be Dipsy and she seemed OK with it.  Then I found a purple sweatsuit in the Ladies' department so I was Tinky-Winky, and a red sweatsuit in the Men's department so my husband was Po.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 28, 2011, 11:08:56 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 28, 2011, 11:59:08 PM
OMFG  The words 'genitalia'  and 'teletubbies' in the same sentence!

no no no no

 You DO know that the Teletubbies are part of the Gay Agenda
 to corrupt our Christian civilization, don't you?   :soapbox:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 29, 2011, 02:16:48 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Callaway on October 29, 2011, 02:28:44 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?

She's 15 and she doesn't know that porn exists, but I do not try to regulate what she does when she's alone in her bedroom or bathroom.  That's none of my business, IMO.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Zippo on October 29, 2011, 02:31:04 PM
oh and there was the big comfy couch.... that fucking clown whore slut and her "10 second tidy" fast forwarded bullshit at the end of the episode.... my sister would fall for parents asking her to do one of them every time she needed to clean her room.

My daughter liked Loonette and Molly, but when she wanted Big Comfy Couch panties, I had to be very careful searching on the internet when she wasn't nearby to try to find them.

im guessing you dont let your daughter watch porn and explore her (almost said your) sexuality?

She's 15 and she doesn't know that porn exists, but I do not try to regulate what she does when she's alone in her bedroom or bathroom.  That's none of my business, IMO.

wow, i knew about porn by the age of 10... how did i learn about it? from another 10 year old at school... boys will be boys i guess
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Squidusa on October 29, 2011, 03:10:45 PM
My little brothers 10  :zombiefuck:

I didn't discover it till I was 13 , was until I was 16 before I stopped being ashamed of watching it
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: eris on October 29, 2011, 03:21:23 PM
The first time I saw pornography I was only about 7 or 8. But it was like, I saw it - it was there, not like I enjoyed it or went looking for it. It shocked me and I thought it was funny but looked away right away. I watched it for fun starting at about 12 . Didn't admit to watching it till I was in my 20s 8)
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Post by: Binty on October 29, 2011, 04:27:17 PM
I discovered porn when I was 5.
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Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 04:32:06 PM
Why would anybody WANT to be British? Nasty teeth. Bad food!  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Binty on October 29, 2011, 04:43:10 PM
My teeth are gorgeous and veggie English breakfasts rule!  :headbang2:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
Well, YOU are georgeous! I was just perpetuating the American stereotype of British people for comedic affect. :thumbup:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 04:52:50 PM
Well, YOU are georgeous! I was just perpetuating the American stereotype of British people for comedic affect. :thumbup:

We are not amused.   :grrr:

 :-*
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Binty on October 29, 2011, 04:53:24 PM
:laugh:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 04:56:56 PM
We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: eris on October 29, 2011, 04:57:24 PM
Why would anybody WANT to be British? Nasty teeth. Bad food!  :zombiefuck:

When I was in high school in the late nineties, the brit fad came back briefly. There were a lot of good bands and the fashion in london was very interesting in the late nineties. So there were posers, lol, there was one dumb kid that sometimes faked an accent. I bet he is somewhere pumping gas right now, still talking in that stupid fake accent.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 29, 2011, 04:58:09 PM
We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:

Promises, promises.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Psychophant on October 29, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
Well, YOU are georgeous! I was just perpetuating the American stereotype of British people for comedic affect. :thumbup:

We are not amused.   :grrr:

 :-*

Hang him from the tower!   8)
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 04:59:42 PM
Why would anybody WANT to be British? Nasty teeth. Bad food!  :zombiefuck:

When I was in high school in the late nineties, the brit fad came back briefly. There were a lot of good bands and the fashion in london was very interesting in the late nineties. So there were posers, lol, there was one dumb kid that sometimes faked an accent. I bet he is somewhere pumping gas right now, still talking in that stupid fake accent.

I thought accents turned you on!?!?
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: eris on October 29, 2011, 05:00:15 PM
not fake ones
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Post by: Zippo on October 29, 2011, 05:35:03 PM
not fake ones

my penis has a real accent.
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Squidusa on October 29, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:

With what money to buy weapons exactly?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: My kid wants to be British.
Post by: Psychophant on October 29, 2011, 06:07:42 PM
We spanked your ass once, we'll certainly spank it again! :squiddy: :viking:

With what money to buy weapons exactly?  :zoinks:

 :anal:  Weapons of mass distraction!    :autism: