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Title: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 01:22:13 PM
once again he tried to re-inforce the "ban" of the cat being in the livingroom, especially walking on top of the door-mat/welcome rug.
i had enough, and i told him if its gonna be like this, then the rug has to go.
to which he responded that actually, the cat has to go, cus he read about a new "deer virus"... yes... "deer virus"

i went "deer virus!?"
and he said "if deer can contract it, so can cats"

so i let him know that if he does _anything_ to the cat, "im gonna burn you down"

i tried to seek some backup from my dad/stepmother, if im gonna end up needing a lawyer, but, the scandinavian naiveness struck down hard, and they suggested i test the cat for "deer virus", and i had to explain lengthily that this man is insane, that insanity exists, and that he is a threat to my well-being, something that was almost incomprehensible to them.
their conclusion was that i pretend that i had the cat tested for "deer virus"  ::)

im fear this guy will actually try to hurt my cat, to "teach me a lesson".
if he does, i dont care if i get thrown out, get fined, or get imprisoned, w kitty "out of the way", i can go anywhere. ill give my brother a call, and we'll have the guy mutilated to within an inch of his life.
but that wont bring kitty back, so its not really worth anything.

a good, long chat w landlord would be the best, but im not sure how far he is going to bother.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 26, 2011, 01:24:31 PM
Maybe the landlord might be looking for a reason to boot the guy out?  Maybe you'll give him one. 
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 26, 2011, 01:31:47 PM
Is this the guy who keeps bothering you at random times of the day?
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 01:56:14 PM
Is this the guy who keeps bothering you at random times of the day?

none other...

queen victoria, maybe. he might decide to counter w my weed smoking tho, but then again i havent smoked in 2-3 weeks now :D
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Icequeen on September 26, 2011, 02:02:43 PM
I've got a few packages of venison in the freezer. ;)

You could always invite him over for a cookout. >:D

Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 02:06:08 PM
my brother even offered to beat him senseless before :D just for... boredom, kicks, idunno
"btw, do you need the guy beaten to a pulp?"
"not really :S"
"AWW ARE YOU SURE!?"

and that was merely for knocking on my door too much. revenge would be easy, but i dont want to get to that point :I idunno how to make him truly understand: he cant try to hurt my cat, just to "make some point" to me. i fear he is more than capable of doing that, w his completely deluded sense of reality, he could even come and tell me
"i drowned your cat! now i bet you can think about what you've done!" sort of off-base reality... which is why i resorted to threats in the first place :I
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 26, 2011, 02:41:11 PM
Is this the guy who keeps bothering you at random times of the day?

none other...

queen victoria, maybe. he might decide to counter w my weed smoking tho, but then again i havent smoked in 2-3 weeks now :D

Random question , do you feel any better for not smoking weed?

Back on topic , I can't believe I'm actually advocating this BUT I suggest you tell him if he lays ONE finger on your cat you and your brother will beat him to within an inch of his life.

I don't advocate violence usually BUT the welfare of a defenceless animal is more important in my eyes.  :grrr:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 02:46:33 PM
Is this the guy who keeps bothering you at random times of the day?

none other...

queen victoria, maybe. he might decide to counter w my weed smoking tho, but then again i havent smoked in 2-3 weeks now :D

Random question , do you feel any better for not smoking weed?

Back on topic , I can't believe I'm actually advocating this BUT I suggest you tell him if he lays ONE finger on your cat you and your brother will beat him to within an inch of his life.

I don't advocate violence usually BUT the welfare of a defenceless animal is more important in my eyes.  :grrr:

exactly. ive been very patient w all his bullshit, i snapped only when he suggested i get rid of the cat. first subtly, then outright. subtly pisses me off even more, come out and say it. but its still a fucking ridiculous proposal, im gonna put her down or give her away, just cus hes thinking about stupid little ideas with his stupid deluded head.

and no... i feel no different, i dream very intensely thats all. i would still like to get high again :I
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 26, 2011, 02:48:12 PM
Is this the guy who keeps bothering you at random times of the day?

none other...

queen victoria, maybe. he might decide to counter w my weed smoking tho, but then again i havent smoked in 2-3 weeks now :D

Random question , do you feel any better for not smoking weed?

Back on topic , I can't believe I'm actually advocating this BUT I suggest you tell him if he lays ONE finger on your cat you and your brother will beat him to within an inch of his life.

I don't advocate violence usually BUT the welfare of a defenceless animal is more important in my eyes.  :grrr:

exactly. ive been very patient w all his bullshit, i snapped only when he suggested i get rid of the cat. first subtly, then outright. subtly pisses me off even more, come out and say it. but its still a fucking ridiculous proposal, im gonna put her down or give her away, just cus hes thinking about stupid little ideas with his stupid deluded head.

and no... i feel no different, i dream very intensely thats all. i would still like to get high again :I

Why does he even think you should get rid of the cat? , I don't get it  :dunno:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 02:59:26 PM
Is this the guy who keeps bothering you at random times of the day?

none other...

queen victoria, maybe. he might decide to counter w my weed smoking tho, but then again i havent smoked in 2-3 weeks now :D

Random question , do you feel any better for not smoking weed?

Back on topic , I can't believe I'm actually advocating this BUT I suggest you tell him if he lays ONE finger on your cat you and your brother will beat him to within an inch of his life.

I don't advocate violence usually BUT the welfare of a defenceless animal is more important in my eyes.  :grrr:

exactly. ive been very patient w all his bullshit, i snapped only when he suggested i get rid of the cat. first subtly, then outright. subtly pisses me off even more, come out and say it. but its still a fucking ridiculous proposal, im gonna put her down or give her away, just cus hes thinking about stupid little ideas with his stupid deluded head.

and no... i feel no different, i dream very intensely thats all. i would still like to get high again :I

Why does he even think you should get rid of the cat? , I don't get it  :dunno:

he is insane
he likes to "decide things", out of a deluded sense of importance.
ive been... just... "yes yes"-ing him so far, but this has obviously only reinforced this delusion of his.
"ive been thinking, we have to discuss something important" "sigh. now what." "you shouldnt open your window anymore. burglars can come in. so ive decided, we will from now on never open windows anymore." <---he actually suggested this

he suggested we lock every door, all the time

he sits in his room, without friends or human interaction, and thinks about "important things", for then to knock on my door, and "discuss it"
after banning the cat from every room of the house, the only room left was mine. so he just.. went there.
"ive been thinking. you shouldnt have the cat anymore" he needed to back it up w something, so he came up with "the deer virus"
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 26, 2011, 03:04:30 PM
 :facepalm2:


Zegh , punch his lights out , OR somehow get me over there to do it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 26, 2011, 03:12:47 PM
How do you live?

Shared livingroom?

Don't understand the picture of what is happening.


I had a flat-mate once bring the cat, she found outside and took in the house, to the asylum btw.


Even with four doors between her room and mine, that cat would find my room on a daily basis when I was in college, to pee all over the place.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 03:15:18 PM
How do you live?

Shared livingroom?

Don't understand the picture of what is happening.


I had a flat-mate once bring the cat, she found outside and took in the house, to the asylum btw.


Even with four doors between her room and mine, that cat would find my room on a daily basis when I was in college, to pee all over the place.

if my cat was peeing all over the place, i wouldnt be such a jackass as to complain about HIM............
the cat stays in my room 99% of the time, and has _never_ peed inside. _ever_, never, ever.
i have it in my contract, that my pet is allowed. the landlord lives upstairs, and HE has a cat as well.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 26, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
How do you live?

Shared livingroom?

Don't understand the picture of what is happening.


I had a flat-mate once bring the cat, she found outside and took in the house, to the asylum btw.


Even with four doors between her room and mine, that cat would find my room on a daily basis when I was in college, to pee all over the place.

if my cat was peeing all over the place, i wouldnt be such a jackass as to complain about HIM............
the cat stays in my room 99% of the time, and has _never_ peed inside. _ever_, never, ever.
i have it in my contract, that my pet is allowed. the landlord lives upstairs, and HE has a cat as well.

What is the problem of the guy, whose rug is the cat on? Where is that happening? I do not get it.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 03:20:47 PM
How do you live?

Shared livingroom?

Don't understand the picture of what is happening.


I had a flat-mate once bring the cat, she found outside and took in the house, to the asylum btw.


Even with four doors between her room and mine, that cat would find my room on a daily basis when I was in college, to pee all over the place.

if my cat was peeing all over the place, i wouldnt be such a jackass as to complain about HIM............
the cat stays in my room 99% of the time, and has _never_ peed inside. _ever_, never, ever.
i have it in my contract, that my pet is allowed. the landlord lives upstairs, and HE has a cat as well.

What is the problem of the guy, whose rug is the cat on? Where is that happening? I do not get it.

its the wipe-your-shoes rug by the front door. where we wipe our shoes, grime and dogshit off. the entrance, livingroom and bathroom are all shared. initially, he was fine w the cat being in the livingroom, but the moment i suggested - out of politeness - that i can take her to my room, if he didnt want her in the livingroom some time, he implemented that into his "routine", and banned her from the livingroom.
1) he banned the use of windows, saying the cat MUST use the front door. (MY window, nobody elses window.)
2) he banned the use of the front door, saying the cat MUST use the window.
3) he banned the cat altogether
it makes NO logical sense. he just wants to make "important decisions".
he even tried to demand i shut MY OWN PRIVATE window - and not open it ever, "cus of burglars"

there was also a period where he tried to suggest that i mistreat my cat, out of the blue. every time she made ANY sound, he went "she must be starving. arent you feeding her?", which pissed me off, cus she has food all the time :S
hes just nuts...
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 26, 2011, 03:44:12 PM
That guy looks like a non guided projectile.

Doormats at the front door are to be used by all house members. So, that cat of yours is behaving very well.

Is the guy acting that randomly towards the other tenants too? In that case your landlord would have to step in somewhere I think.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Phallacy on September 26, 2011, 03:47:50 PM
Beat the shit out of him. Make a video out of it. :zoinks:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 03:50:56 PM
That guy looks like a non guided projectile.

Doormats at the front door are to be used by all house members. So, that cat of yours is behaving very well.

Is the guy acting that randomly towards the other tenants too? In that case your landlord would have to step in somewhere I think.

he isnt, only me. hes making lame excuses when he can sense my irritation, "ill talk to the other guy too, some other time"
my cat is _extremely_ well behaved, and it pisses me off that he runs around chasing her and trying to scare her, when shes doing nothing wrong... he has NO clue what animals are like, and clearly he has NO reference to any other cat or pet.

so.. yeah.. ill see how this goes, i havent spoken to him again after threatening to not touch my cat. if he decides to make problems, ill have a chat w the landlord.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: eris on September 26, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
I seriously think you need to talk to your landlord. You need to tell him that he is threatening your cat, which you are allowed to have, and that you also feel uneasy about how often this man bothers you. Dont be upset, act worried. Act like you are afraid for your cat's safety. And also make sure it is known this man is very creepy and bothers you all the time. I bet the landlord will side with you.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 05:28:44 PM
I seriously think you need to talk to your landlord. You need to tell him that he is threatening your cat, which you are allowed to have, and that you also feel uneasy about how often this man bothers you. Dont be upset, act worried. Act like you are afraid for your cat's safety. And also make sure it is known this man is very creepy and bothers you all the time. I bet the landlord will side with you.

the landlord sighed and eyerolled last time i mentioned this guy, so hes well aware he is a pain in the ass. i just dont like to "cause trouble"... :D i allready feel like IM the one in trouble, for shooting my mouth off at him...

theres also the fact that i smoke weed and such... the landlord could just as well throw me out, if that comes up :I

but yeah, if he makes any further "veiled suggestions" to get rid of the cat, i have to let the landlord know.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: midlifeaspie on September 26, 2011, 05:31:00 PM
Is this some kind of group home or halfway house?
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 06:08:37 PM
Is this some kind of group home or halfway house?

its the basement of the landlord, built into an apartment with 3 rooms for rent. fairly common setup here.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: midlifeaspie on September 26, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
Is this some kind of group home or halfway house?

its the basement of the landlord, built into an apartment with 3 rooms for rent. fairly common setup here.

Fairly common here would be to go into his room in the middle of the night and piss on him.  Do this every night and he will move out by the end of the week.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: eris on September 26, 2011, 06:14:09 PM
Pissing on him would be hilarious, but not really practical.

How about piss on him in some other way ?

Suddenly take issue about something he does, and INSIST HE CHANGE  :hitler:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: midlifeaspie on September 26, 2011, 06:23:45 PM
My suggestion is more direct and leaves little room for confusion.  :M
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 26, 2011, 06:37:25 PM
Maybe the landlord might be looking for a reason to boot the guy out?  Maybe you'll give him one. 

Her majesty makes a good point. He very well may be knocking on the landlord's door several times per day as well.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2011, 10:41:09 PM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 26, 2011, 11:14:11 PM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:

he could just as well nag about rabies or aids for that matter. he's just being a moron :(
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 26, 2011, 11:22:33 PM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:

he could just as well nag about rabies or aids for that matter. he's just being a moron :(

 I agree, just trying to make some sense of the crazy.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Callaway on September 26, 2011, 11:56:35 PM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:

he could just as well nag about rabies or aids for that matter. he's just being a moron :(

If he's so bothered by your cat, why isn't he equally bothered by the landlord's cat?
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 27, 2011, 12:02:49 AM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:

he could just as well nag about rabies or aids for that matter. he's just being a moron :(

If he's so bothered by your cat, why isn't he equally bothered by the landlord's cat?

exactly. he just wants to be boss.
i think - in his stupid disturbed mind - this are important issues to discuss between flatmates or something.
when i was telling him off, he was trying to argue back how important the deer-virus is

the cat isnt the only issue, but its the one he brings up the most... otherwise he will knock on my door to implement all kinds of lame little rules. sensible rules, but in an obvious way, that needs no "discussion", such as *knock knock*(for the 10th time)
"ive been thinking! we should wash the dishes after using them!"
"sigh................... i allready do that."
"good! we should continue doing it!"

*knock knock*
"WHAT NOOOW... "
"ive been pondering about something! we should put our shoes nice and tidily by the side of the door there."
i push my shoes 20 centimetres towards the door.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Peter on September 27, 2011, 03:25:37 AM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:

he could just as well nag about rabies or aids for that matter. he's just being a moron :(

If he's so bothered by your cat, why isn't he equally bothered by the landlord's cat?

exactly. he just wants to be boss.
i think - in his stupid disturbed mind - this are important issues to discuss between flatmates or something.
when i was telling him off, he was trying to argue back how important the deer-virus is

the cat isnt the only issue, but its the one he brings up the most... otherwise he will knock on my door to implement all kinds of lame little rules. sensible rules, but in an obvious way, that needs no "discussion", such as *knock knock*(for the 10th time)
"ive been thinking! we should wash the dishes after using them!"
"sigh................... i allready do that."
"good! we should continue doing it!"

*knock knock*
"WHAT NOOOW... "
"ive been pondering about something! we should put our shoes nice and tidily by the side of the door there."
i push my shoes 20 centimetres towards the door.

Maybe you should just tell him to fuck off and slam the door in his face?
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 27, 2011, 03:43:49 AM
For what it's worth, the "deer virus" he's ranting about may be Lyme Disease, carried by deer ticks;
maybe he is afraid your cat will become a host for a deer tick and carry disease into the apartment. 
I don't know whether you have deer ticks or Lyme Disease in Norway but here's a link anyway:

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick#Deer_ticks

That said, he sounds like a real asshole and I hope you keep your cat close to you till you can get him evicted.  :thumbup:

In that case that guy should move, to a flat, with no green vegetation around. Ticks hide in vegetation to drop on their prey.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Peter on September 27, 2011, 03:52:21 AM
This part of Scotland is rife with lyme disease carried by castor bean ticks, and I've sometimes had pull up to 10 ticks out of my forearms after hiking through thick bracken.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 27, 2011, 07:05:05 AM
Next time he starts talking to you, wink at him and say "You make a lot of effort to come and see me. Do you find me attractive?"
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 27, 2011, 09:37:24 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 27, 2011, 09:52:42 AM
Next time he starts talking to you, wink at him and say "You make a lot of effort to come and see me. Do you find me attractive?"

 :lol:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Peter on September 27, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
Knock on his door, tell him that you have something very important to discuss and start talking about the sexual tension between the two of you.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: midlifeaspie on September 27, 2011, 01:00:46 PM
Just stick your tongue in his mouth and get it over with.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 27, 2011, 07:35:58 PM
Maybe you should just tell him to fuck off and slam the door in his face?
Peter speaks the wise. Can understanding wanting to avoid hurting his feelings in the beginning but circumstances have changed.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 28, 2011, 10:56:03 AM
the cat's been gone since he said it should go away, and im pretty sure he did it.
its been raining continously those 2 days, and theres no way shes been out playing for that long.

of course i cant prove anything:b
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Phallacy on September 28, 2011, 11:08:30 AM
Damn, your cat is gone thanks to him? Fuck. The psycho assholes always get their fucking way. :thumbdn:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 28, 2011, 11:12:53 AM
idunno if hes chased it away, or outright killed it. but its gone.
my brother will hear about it, and ill let him form his own conclusions. its his cat too. in worst case scenario there will be a shitstorm to come, if the neighbor ends up beaten to a bloody pulp, but right now i dont really care.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 28, 2011, 11:23:59 AM
I'm so sorry Zegh.  :(

Get the guy to confess it then beat the shit out of him.  >:(
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 28, 2011, 11:26:42 AM
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 28, 2011, 11:29:21 AM
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...

I suggest you ask around to see if the cat has gone to any neighbours. (assuming you already haven't)
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 28, 2011, 11:40:39 AM
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...

I suggest you ask around to see if the cat has gone to any neighbours. (assuming you already haven't)

shes 4 years old, she has never done anything like that before.
all that would do would be to waste my time, and agonize me even more, listening to a ton of "awww no, im so sorry" again and again...
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 28, 2011, 11:58:25 AM
ive messaged my brother.
maybe nothing happens, but he has chased people all the way to denmark, broken skulls (yes) and beat cops up in the past.
he loved this cat as much as me.
now whatever happens will happen. maybe nothing. maybe a whole lot...

I suggest you ask around to see if the cat has gone to any neighbours. (assuming you already haven't)

shes 4 years old, she has never done anything like that before.
all that would do would be to waste my time, and agonize me even more, listening to a ton of "awww no, im so sorry" again and again...

Fair point , can I make another suggestion then?

Get your brother to "extract" the information from this guy before beating him up , if you catch my drift... I mean if he actually didn't do it , it'd be awful to have had him beaten up for something he didn't do right?
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Scrapheap on September 28, 2011, 12:05:20 PM
This world doesn't need a ban on cats, it needs a ban on morons. :jaded:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 28, 2011, 12:09:15 PM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 28, 2011, 01:36:40 PM
the cat's been gone since he said it should go away, and im pretty sure he did it.
its been raining continously those 2 days, and theres no way shes been out playing for that long.

of course i cant prove anything:b

Oh shit.

Any chance she hid herself from the rain in a shed in the neighbourhood? One that got locked, with out the owner realising she was in there?

I hope it is something like that. But, it sure does look grim.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: lutra on September 28, 2011, 02:08:10 PM
Jesus Christ.. if that's the case..

Really think it's best to tell all to your, (also cat loving/owning), landlord, ZEGH. Fucking him up badly can be done later.. and sneakier.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 28, 2011, 03:34:56 PM
you are all correct.
logically its not a good thing to just launch an attack on him, but the timing of the situation is... too... exact...
squid, i know, and whenever my brother gets back to me (hes in rehab, where he smuggles steroids. hes not planning to behave anytime soon :D), i will explain that to him
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Osensitive1 on September 28, 2011, 03:51:15 PM
the cat's been gone
:(
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 28, 2011, 04:04:21 PM
you are all correct.
logically its not a good thing to just launch an attack on him, but the timing of the situation is... too... exact...
squid, i know, and whenever my brother gets back to me (hes in rehab, where he smuggles steroids. hes not planning to behave anytime soon :D), i will explain that to him

Ok fair enough , sorry if I seemed condescending , I just wanted to make sure you had thought of all of this , considering how much your cat means to you I could perfectly understand you jumping to a conclusion due to being upset.  :hug:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: eris on September 28, 2011, 04:18:49 PM
You need to confront your neighbor. be calm, cool, collected, but firm with a I_can_flip_at_any_minute_I_dare_you_to_just_set_me_off look ..... but (and I know this is hard) look him in the eye and say that you will find out what happened
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on September 28, 2011, 04:19:39 PM
Yo nee to confront your neighbor. be calm, cool, collected, but firm with a I-can_flip_at_any_minute_just_set_me_off look ..... but (and I know this is hard) look him in the eye and say that you will find out what happened

 :agreed:

He doesn't exactly sound capable of spinning an elaborate lie.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Callaway on September 28, 2011, 08:41:47 PM
Jesus Christ.. if that's the case..

Really think it's best to tell all to your, (also cat loving/owning), landlord, ZEGH. Fucking him up badly can be done later.. and sneakier.

I think that I would ask the landlord if he has seen my cat and make him aware of the threat that the crazy neighbor made regarding it.  I think that the landlord has a right to know that he needs to safeguard his own cat, even if he can't get rid of the crazy neighbor right now.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Peter on September 29, 2011, 03:27:04 AM
Definitely inform the landlord, and from a legal standpoint, it might not hurt to ask the neighbours if they've seen your cat.  Also, I'd want to do some pretty nasty things to anyone who messed with my dog, but you might regret things if you or your brother end up in prison as a result.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 29, 2011, 10:23:26 AM
Buy duct tape, ether, an axe and lots of plastic tarp and know a good location to bury the body. If he made your cat disappear, it's your turn to make him 'disappear'. :zoinks:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on September 29, 2011, 01:00:21 PM
Definitely inform the landlord, and from a legal standpoint, it might not hurt to ask the neighbours if they've seen your cat.  Also, I'd want to do some pretty nasty things to anyone who messed with my dog, but you might regret things if you or your brother end up in prison as a result.

i know

but it SUCKS... IF he did it, nobody's gonna punish him. at WORST he would get evicted, but he could equally throw the "weed bomb" on my landlord, and im out too...
cops are never gonna lift a finger for a pet or suspicious neighbor w a pet problem...
he will get away w it clean...
my brother showed interest in this, as i hoped. maybe i can get him to ask. he is.. persuasive :D and not "as stupid as he looks" sortof guy, he can sniff out lies
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 29, 2011, 01:36:53 PM
Check at your local animal shelter.  He might have brought it there.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Parts on September 29, 2011, 03:20:11 PM
Buy duct tape, ether, an axe and lots of plastic tarp and know a good location to bury the body. If he made your cat disappear, it's your turn to make him 'disappear'. :zoinks:

Don't forget the bag of lime :zoinks: :zoinks:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on September 29, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
Check at your local animal shelter.  He might have brought it there.

Good idea indeed.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Binty on October 06, 2011, 01:54:55 PM
What a fucking cunt.

I hope your cat turns up safe  :(
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 07, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
the landlord came down to tell the guy not to be such a douche
the guy even begun to argue w the landlord...

cat's still missing. landlord decided to be diplomatic about it, and blame local badgers, which, i guess, is a possibility... i think the neighbor did it. the timing matches too well...
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Peter on October 07, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
Get some cat shit and rub it around his room and in his bed.  Blame it on stray cats.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 07, 2011, 11:36:31 AM
Better yet, put a badger in his closet.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Zippo on October 07, 2011, 01:11:21 PM
get some razor wire and shove it up his colon!
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: bodie on October 07, 2011, 01:57:06 PM
Go find the website of your local plod.   Copy their logo to make some
headed paper.  Send him a letter saying you would like him to call in at
the station about several reports linking him with a missing local cat.

Stress that at the moment you just want him to help with enquiries, but also
stress that the police do not take this kind of thing lightly.

It will shit him up a bit.  So what if he takes it to the police station - he will
just look a prick.  Get a friend, not at the address to print and mail it.

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 07, 2011, 03:36:00 PM
Go find the website of your local plod.   Copy their logo to make some
headed paper.  Send him a letter saying you would like him to call in at
the station about several reports linking him with a missing local cat.

Stress that at the moment you just want him to help with enquiries, but also
stress that the police do not take this kind of thing lightly.

It will shit him up a bit.  So what if he takes it to the police station - he will
just look a prick.  Get a friend, not at the address to print and mail it.

 :zoinks:

Better yet, make it an enquiry about several missing cats.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: renaeden on October 08, 2011, 11:34:55 PM
I am sorry about your cat going missing zegh. :( That neighbour needs his head kicked in. But if unable, I like bodaccea's idea.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 09, 2011, 10:26:56 AM
I am sorry about your cat going missing zegh. :( That neighbour needs his head kicked in. But if unable, I like bodaccea's idea.

thanx

and no, i wont start a war. the landlord was down here to talk sternly to him about making ridiculous threats, but he also talked sternly to be about smoking indoors  ::)
the bastard(neighbor) got ahead of me, and actually complained about me first. the landlord came down to talk to me primarily, and in my aspieness, i could only stand and listen. after he left, i sent him a text explaining quickly that little detail about my aspieness, and that i did indeed have a couple of things i wanted to say.
thankfully the landlord came back quickly, and confronted the neighbor about running his mouth and being a dick. sadly, (and well, as to be expected) the landlord wanted to be diplomatic about it, and decided that the cat probably was taken by a badger or something, and that we should make up and be friends.
mrr...
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: bodie on October 09, 2011, 11:27:36 AM
That is unsatisfactory zeg.  I could not continue living under the same
roof as someone like that.  Every time they smiled i would wonder what
they had done to my cat.

Gaffa tape him to a chair and torture the mo-fo with some pliers and
a blow torch until he talks.  Then tell him 'out'.  Tell him if he squeels
again to the landlord you will decorate his room with a new kind of wallpaper
called hint of dissected gentleman parts.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 11:45:08 AM
That is unsatisfactory zeg.  I could not continue living under the same
roof as someone like that.  Every time they smiled i would wonder what
they had done to my cat.

Gaffa tape him to a chair and torture the mo-fo with some pliers and
a blow torch until he talks.  Then tell him 'out'.  Tell him if he squeels
again to the landlord you will decorate his room with a new kind of wallpaper
called hint of dissected gentleman parts.

Bodie is gangsta.  :orly:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 09, 2011, 11:51:49 AM
That is unsatisfactory zeg.  I could not continue living under the same
roof as someone like that.  Every time they smiled i would wonder what
they had done to my cat.

Gaffa tape him to a chair and torture the mo-fo with some pliers and
a blow torch until he talks.  Then tell him 'out'.  Tell him if he squeels
again to the landlord you will decorate his room with a new kind of wallpaper
called hint of dissected gentleman parts.

Bodie is gangsta.  :orly:

 Damn right!  Don't mess with da Bode!    :litigious:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 11:57:35 AM
That is unsatisfactory zeg.  I could not continue living under the same
roof as someone like that.  Every time they smiled i would wonder what
they had done to my cat.

Gaffa tape him to a chair and torture the mo-fo with some pliers and
a blow torch until he talks.  Then tell him 'out'.  Tell him if he squeels
again to the landlord you will decorate his room with a new kind of wallpaper
called hint of dissected gentleman parts.

Bodie is gangsta.  :orly:

 Damn right!  Don't mess with da Bode!    :litigious:

Or she'll make you "dissapear".   :coolguy:
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: bodie on October 09, 2011, 12:45:43 PM
Lol,  Bodi is just in a bad mood :grrr:

but don't forget we are talking about someone messing
with another man's pussy :o   i mean you just don't do it!
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: Phallacy on October 09, 2011, 01:35:14 PM
Damn, I'm just anxious to know what happened to the cat.
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: ZEGH8578 on October 09, 2011, 01:49:29 PM
Damn, I'm just anxious to know what happened to the cat.

thats my main concern. i mean, there ARE badgers in the area, there is also a freeway.
now, shes lived alongside badgers and foxes and freeways for years, without running head first into any of them. and theres the timing of my stupid neighbors stupid threats...

its annoying. i will probably never find out, and it bugs me...
Title: Re: He finally tried to outright ban my cat :b
Post by: 'andersom' on October 09, 2011, 03:07:54 PM
Damn, I'm just anxious to know what happened to the cat.

thats my main concern. i mean, there ARE badgers in the area, there is also a freeway.
now, shes lived alongside badgers and foxes and freeways for years, without running head first into any of them. and theres the timing of my stupid neighbors stupid threats...

its annoying. i will probably never find out, and it bugs me...

Have you reported your cat missing? And have more cats gone missing around that time?

Here cats, and dogs, seem to disappear in clusters now and then. First half of this year, almost 10 major sized dogs disappeared within a month, in an area of approx 25 by 25 KM. Same has happened to cats in other years, sometimes even only of cats of the same colour.

May be good to ask at the police station, or at a local animal welfare thing about missing cats.