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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: earthboundmisfit on September 24, 2011, 05:55:54 PM
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A knees up - A party
A piss up - A party with booze
On/in the cards - On/in the cards
feel free to expand as necessary. :zoinks:
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fairy cakes = cup cakes
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I am wondering where Bodie is from, since there must be many dialects of British English! :orly:
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That has tickled me somewhat!
can i add
septic, plank = yank (or our fellow americans)
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Some that may come in handy for you guys. :zoinks:
Bristol cities : Titties
Spaniel ears: Tits
In the nuddy : Naked
Bashing yer bishop: fapping
:orly:
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
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crisps = chips
chips = french fries
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*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
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*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
Lern ta speek 'murican!
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@ cbc
i am from the middle bit. I like to liken it to 'the intestines'. Newcastle
would be like 'an armpit', and London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
That's sig worthy, right there.
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
Like a gypsy?
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is an irish traveller, or gypsy. Often used to just
mean someone of lower class.
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
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yes a pikey could mean a gypsy
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
I forgot , "american history" only goes back 500 or so years. :hahaha:
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
I forgot , "american history" only goes back 500 or so years. :hahaha:
Don't hate us for making good use of our time. :P
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chips = french fries
Chips and French fries aren't really the same thing.
We get fries in McDonalds, and some other fast food places. Fries are sometimes referred to as chips by some people, but chips are usually fatter and taste different. Someone who can cook might be better able to explain the difference.
Every chip shop, and most reseraunts I've ever been in have sold chips, but not fries. Most American fast food chains sell fries.
I think that good chips beat fries, but chips are inconsistant and you are as likely to get a bad bag of chips as a good bag. Fries tend to be consistantly quite good.
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
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Chips are usually yummy with salt and vinegar.
Do you put salt and vinegar on fries? :dunno:
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
Appropriate in both cases! :2thumbsup: Now, where on the "body" would Ripon be?
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crisps = chips
No, no, no, crisps are cold and come in a sealed plastic bag (or maybe even foil) :duh: you septics are really funny
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
Appropriate in both cases! :2thumbsup: Now, where on the "body" would Ripon be?
the other booby
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Chips are usually yummy with salt and vinegar.
Do you put salt and vinegar on fries? :dunno:
I suppose you could, though it's not common. I've had salt and vinegar crisps, they are quite good.
Canadians put mozzarella cheese and brown gravy on fries. :drool:
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I always out salt on fries, never vinegar.
In Scotland, if you live on the east of the county, around Edinburgh, you traditionally have brown sauce with your chip shop chips.
If you live in the west of the country, it is fairly uncommon to put sauce on the chips from the chippie.
I always try and sneak a look at the chips before I make my decision. If they look good, then I just have salt and vinegar. If they don't look so good, I get sauce on them to hide the taste.
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Yeah we have cheesy chips! they are yummy.
Gravy on chips is ok too, as long as it is bisto.
Our chip shop serves chips with gravy, curry sauce or mushy peas!
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Sometimes I like Worcester sauce on my chips.
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
Appropriate in both cases! :2thumbsup: Now, where on the "body" would Ripon be?
the other booby
Cool! So when I make it over to my ancestral hometown I shall be on prime real estate! :autism:
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
I forgot , "american history" only goes back 500 or so years. :hahaha:
Don't hate us for making good use of our time. :P
-The american civil war
- Several Presidents assasination
- Reservation camps
Yes , good use indeed. :P
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
Portsmouth. :P
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
I forgot , "american history" only goes back 500 or so years. :hahaha:
Don't hate us for making good use of our time. :P
-The american civil war
- Several Presidents assasination
- Reservation camps
Yes , good use indeed. :P
We won't even TRY to cover all the bloody history of YOUR part of the world. :P
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
I forgot , "american history" only goes back 500 or so years. :hahaha:
Don't hate us for making good use of our time. :P
-The american civil war
- Several Presidents assasination
- Reservation camps
Yes , good use indeed. :P
We won't even TRY to cover all the bloody history of YOUR part of the world. :P
We owned a vast quantity of the planet , THAT is good use of our time. :viking:
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Actually it is very nice there. Is it brimming with
hot young sailors?
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Are you referring to my British Empire or your 70% of the world being water?
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What is a pikey? I heard them reference it on Top Gear.
A pikey is someone who travels around in caravans and trashes places up and steals.
*sigh* You Brits have taken the beautiful English language and just RUINED it! (emo)
England > English
clues in the name dear weeble , your american teaching of reading musn't be very good. :zoinks:
Everyone knows that we have owned the English language ever since we won the Revolution. :M
I forgot , "american history" only goes back 500 or so years. :hahaha:
Don't hate us for making good use of our time. :P
-The american civil war
- Several Presidents assasination
- Reservation camps
Yes , good use indeed. :P
We won't even TRY to cover all the bloody history of YOUR part of the world. :P
We owned a vast quantity of the planet , THAT is good use of our time. :viking:
You don't own much of it anymore, do you. :hahaha:
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
Portsmouth. :P
The squid by the sea :laugh:
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London is lovingly thought of as like
the 'bum hole' of the UK :zoinks:
Oi :laugh:
It is in the correct place though! but it means, if you look further up, that
Adam's home is on a booby! how apt. and i don't know but i think squiddy is south somewhere (sweaty feet) :hahaha:
Portsmouth. :P
The squid by the sea :laugh:
:laugh:
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I wouldn't go on too much about our long lost empire
(it may upset her majesty)
psst. don't mention 'india' either :hahaha:
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I wouldn't go on too much about our long lost empire
(it may upset her majesty)
psst. don't mention 'india' either :hahaha:
Ah, right, the lost glories ... don't tell her. Keep calm, and carry on! :viking:
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Acatually we're letting all of our former empire citizens emigrate to Great Britain. :zombiefuck:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Australia! :2thumbsup:
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(Come on QV still needs 14 karma points)
bury the hatchet and be generous :zoinks:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Well, we got rid of a lot of our religious nuts that way. And quite a few criminals chose to emigrate to the New World rather than be imprisoned.
P.S. Squid, it's internment camps, not reservation camps for the Japanese and reservations for the American Indians.
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(Come on QV still needs 14 karma points)
bury the hatchet and be generous :zoinks:
I have just plussed Her Majesty, and must now wait an hour to do so again. :angel:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Australia! :2thumbsup:
and America :hahaha:
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The first settlers in New Orleans were men. After a short while the governor asked the king to send some women. Of course, they went to the prison and sent over prostitutes and criminals. The second group of women sent were the Casket Girls who were girls of good reputation and good families. Amazingly, not one of the first group of women settlers ever reproduced.
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Well, we got rid of a lot of our religious nuts that way. And quite a few criminals chose to emigrate to the New World rather than be imprisoned.
P.S. Squid, it's internment camps, not reservation camps for the Japanese and reservations for the American Indians.
I meant the American indians. :P
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Australia! :2thumbsup:
and America :hahaha:
And look at us now!
:asthing: :hyke: Don't hate, appreciate! :hyke: :asthing:
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CBC, if you keep on using bigger font, Soph will come in with some crack about fat Americans.
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The first settlers in New Orleans were men. After a short while the governor asked the king to send some women. Of course, they went to the prison and sent over prostitutes and criminals. The second group of women sent were the Casket Girls who were girls of good reputation and good families. Amazingly, not one of the first group of women settlers ever reproduced.
ha ha ha - brilliant! i can't even plus you for that...
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CBC, if you keep on using bigger font, Soph will come in with some crack about fat Americans.
Bring it on! I'm fat and fiesty, ready to squash the competition! :2thumbsup:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Australia! :2thumbsup:
and America :hahaha:
And look at us now!
:asthing: :hyke: Don't hate, appreciate! :hyke: :asthing:
Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there. :zoinks:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Australia! :2thumbsup:
and America :hahaha:
And look at us now!
:asthing: :hyke: Don't hate, appreciate! :hyke: :asthing:
Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there. :zoinks:
You people are just as bad, AND you talk funny. :hahaha:
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Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there. :zoinks:
Looks like we aren't that different after all. :green:
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Look, in darker times, long ago where do you think
we sent our worst criminals? :hahaha:
Australia! :2thumbsup:
and America :hahaha:
And look at us now!
:asthing: :hyke: Don't hate, appreciate! :hyke: :asthing:
Overflowing with obesity problems , a hotpot of discrimination and on the verge of severe financial crisis.
Nice country you got there. :zoinks:
You people are just as bad, AND you talk funny. :hahaha:
Coming from the land that spawns people with Forrest Gump's accent THAT'S rich. :hahaha:
(And for the record , the U.K and Europe isn't as bad , so :razz:)
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only brit's will get this joke
"Drug dealers in Barnsley have been selling Ecstasy in dental syringes, it's called E by Gum.... "
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Examples of crazy English language
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present
8) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
9) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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only brit's will get this joke
"Drug dealers in Barnsley have been selling Ecstasy in dental syringes, it's called E by Gum.... "
:lol:
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When is a door not a jar?
When it is closed.