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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: ZEGH8578 on September 22, 2011, 11:31:39 PM
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you know, all that nasty stuff you wanna do to the opposite sex
your parents endulged in that w each others.
doggystyle, licking and sucking.
your mother probably swallowed, since thats a fairly common thing to do, between people in love
i bet she cried out "harder! harder!" and your dad, all sweatty, and invigorated by her request, went "yeah! take it deep!" thrusting her hard from behind, squeezing her boobs in his hands, maybe even reaching down over her belly, to fondle her while he thrust it deep
i love to give people that mental image :)
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Your dad was likely a felcher.
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Your dad was likely a felcher.
:laugh:
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Zegh, you're a pervert.
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I'm totally calling your neighbor on the phone right now and telling him to go visit you. :zoinks:
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you know, all that nasty stuff you wanna do to the opposite sex
your parents endulged in that w each others.
doggystyle, licking and sucking.
your mother probably swallowed, since thats a fairly common thing to do, between people in love
i bet she cried out "harder! harder!" and your dad, all sweatty, and invigorated by her request, went "yeah! take it deep!" thrusting her hard from behind, squeezing her boobs in his hands, maybe even reaching down over her belly, to fondle her while he thrust it deep
i love to give people that mental image :)
Well I prefer it over the image of impregnation without lust.
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I'm oddly turned on.
Just kidding. :zoinks:
Seriously Zegh , that was all kinds of wrong. :zombiefuck:
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Your dad was likely a felcher.
Sometimes it is so unfair that you don't let us :plus: you. >:(
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Your dad was likely a felcher.
Sometimes it is so unfair that you don't let us :plus: you. >:(
Missed that :rofl:
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you know, all that nasty stuff you wanna do to the opposite sex
your parents endulged in that w each others.
doggystyle, licking and sucking.
your mother probably swallowed, since thats a fairly common thing to do, between people in love
i bet she cried out "harder! harder!" and your dad, all sweatty, and invigorated by her request, went "yeah! take it deep!" thrusting her hard from behind, squeezing her boobs in his hands, maybe even reaching down over her belly, to fondle her while he thrust it deep
i love to give people that mental image :)
You are a bad man.
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very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D
cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D
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very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D
cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D
You're off by almost 2 decades. Sex was invented in the early 60's. :M
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very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D
cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D
Indeed it was, I was beamed down from heaven in 1966 and landed directly in my hospital crib. :M
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very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D
cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D
Indeed it was, I was beamed down from heaven in 1966 and landed directly in my hospital crib. :M
Storks don't transport Weebles?
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very interesting:
i tried the same thing on the manson forum, and was met with mostly denial :D
cus as we all know, sex was invented in the late 70s :D
Indeed it was, I was beamed down from heaven in 1966 and landed directly in my hospital crib. :M
Storks don't transport Weebles?
No, that's just a story told to children till they are old enough to understand God's transporter room! :snowman:
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when I was a kid I asked way too many embarrassing sex questions. I had my parents bushing and jumping to cover things up a lot. They never told me any truths or anything helpful. Honestly, I think I knew what sex was like instinctively.
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This thread made me think of the time I was a kiddo (of 9/10 y/o) and I was in my oldest sister's room on the top floor of my parents house then. Don't know what I did there but the moment I heard them get up the stairs I hid behind the guinea pig's wooden cage. Um, them, as in my sister and her boyfriend at the time. I sat very quietly whilst they went straight for the bed and yeah, started fucking like a bunch of.. dunno, wabbits? Good thing that 15 or 16 year old chaps don't take too long to pop the cork.. and they went for the shower after that. Well, I.... um, was never the same again.. after the event. :laugh:
Okay, a tadski off topic maybe but what the fuck ay.
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^^ One time, when I was about 15 or 16, I had sex with my boyfriend on my best friends living room couch. I THOUGHT we were alone, but as we were done and getting dressed we heard a noise, and discovered..what else..my best friends little brother sitting back there WATCHING US. Well, My Bf beat the tar outta him for that :D But he always claims it was worth it lol. Kid had a bit of a crush on me. Strangely enough, just a few days ago I found him on facebook and he wants my phone number. Lol. life is strange sometimes.