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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: ZEGH8578 on September 18, 2011, 12:29:56 PM
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i am mostly a patient guy, and he is mostly okay
but he is obsessed with knocking on my motherfucking door, and im about to just snap :I
he is totally aspie himself, he has no clue, but this means i can look _bored to fucking death_ and he will keep babbling on, he knocks on my door to randomly tell me about chess, chess books, some chess article he read, his binoculars, sandwich, cheese, whatever the fuck drops into his mind, *knock knock* on my fucking door
now he knocked on my door to tell me i should tell my cat to not scratch the welcome rug outside the door. i told him that is impossible.
he knocked on my door when i moved in here, to tell me to cut a cat-door into the window-glass,. i told him that is fucking impossible. i go back, sit down *knock motherfucking knock*
he tells me i should try to carve a cat-door through the WALL.
finally, i dropped the "autism" bomb, and explained that part of my condition is that it drives me fucking insane to have people knock on my door. apparently, he doesnt consider himself "people", so he comes knocking for anything and nothing.
one time, i was so out of it, i couldnt even look at him, i stared emptily into the air as he blabbered on, and just closed the door mid sentence. he didnt take the hint
*knock knock*
one day..............
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Knock back and don't open the door.
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Knock back and don't open the door.
:D:D:D
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If you have a peep hole to watch him, it's even better. Don't have a problem with neighbors, but have done this with strangers at the door, assumed to be solicitors. Sometimes don't knock back but just stand on the other side of the door and watch them, unless they have a kid with them, because that might mean they're selling cookies or something like that and Jack likes cookies.
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If you have a peep hole to watch him, it's even better. Don't have a problem with neighbors, but have done this with strangers at the door, assumed to be solicitors. Sometimes don't knock back but just stand on the other side of the door and watch them, unless they have a kid with them, because that might mean they're selling cookies or something like that and Jack likes cookies.
i dont have a peek hole, we're kindov "room mates" sharing a little flat "complex" of 3 flats.
my other neighbor keeps to himself, like a normal person, but this guy has to knock on my door...
he also rants ( ::) ) without taking any hints, like i RUN through the house, i HURRY on w my shoes, i RATTLE w my keis - I AM IN A GODDAMN HURRY, and hes all "hi. did i tell you about the new chess book i bought? wait right there, and ill go find it."
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Install a peep hole and don't answer your door when you see that it's him and you don't want to talk.
Also, practice saying, "Sorry, I don't have time to chat right now."
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Tough situation. Good luck with that. Maybe no way to resolve without hurt feelings.
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jack, thats exactly it.
callaway, i sometimes do, as gently as i can... :D
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*knockknockknock*
Penny
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Penny
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Penny
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Penny
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he actually does have a routine-ish way of knocking on my door.
the guy is totally aspie, but has no idea.
he is also a "zoroastrianist"
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answer the door naked. Im sure he'll stop after that.
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That could backfire in a way unpleasant for zeg. :laugh:
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Maybe you need a "Please do not disturb" sign on the door, though from what you've said of this guy,
he'd probably assume you meant everyone but him. :-\
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That could backfire in a way unpleasant for zeg. :laugh:
very true. he might come over more after that
It reminds me of a comedian I once saw , who used to ask unwanted visitors to take a bath with him. That is how he got people to leave him alone.
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answer the door naked with a hard on. Im sure he'll stop after that.
fixed
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Maybe you should cut off his next monologue with one of your own, about something that really bores him.
Try preaching to him about religion, that might work, unless he's the type to debate everything. :chin:
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I don't have any neighbors like that. When someone comes around selling stuff I answer the door I just open it and loudly say"I'm not buying anything!" and when they start telling me they are not selling anything I interrupt them, repeating myself. That usually works and keeps them away for a while. The only exception is when little girls come around selling cookies. I may or may not buy from them, but I don't get rude with little kids.
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Maybe you need a "Please do not disturb" sign on the door, though from what you've said of this guy,
he'd probably assume you meant everyone but him. :-\
exactly.
jack, exactly.
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Sock him in the jaw :nerdy: