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Title: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 07:25:26 PM
 :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 06, 2011, 07:35:52 PM
:welcome:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 07:37:34 PM
hey. can you show me some boobs? naturally i'm joking. as always, thats why i found this place.
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Post by: Parts on July 06, 2011, 07:40:23 PM
Hello there
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Post by: Osensitive1 on July 06, 2011, 07:41:19 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 07:43:17 PM
So friendly~ omg. they were all wrong about you guys, why your nothing more than baby kittens!
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Post by: eris on July 06, 2011, 07:43:36 PM
 Hello :D
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 07:47:08 PM
my goodness. hello there, I'm chinese and learned the english languaged in 6 months. how am I doing so far?
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 06, 2011, 07:58:41 PM
Howdy n00b.

Firstly, wanna cyber?  :zoinks:

Secondly, I'll have a No 5 with steamed rice and spring rolls.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: skyblue1 on July 06, 2011, 08:05:06 PM
my goodness. hello there, I'm chinese and learned the english languaged in 6 months. how am I doing so far?
not very well....you misspelled "I"
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2011, 08:13:40 PM
Hello Richard backwards.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 08:19:22 PM
smarter than the average cookie i see. unfortunelty you couldnt put the cookie down and now belong in a zoo
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Post by: Osensitive1 on July 06, 2011, 08:19:43 PM
:laugh: Yay.
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Post by: Tommy Johnson on July 06, 2011, 08:31:51 PM
lol lol
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 08:33:55 PM
if you are anyone related to mike patton my pants will stay up. because while i find most of your music annoying as fuck, physically your gorgeous!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: TA on July 06, 2011, 08:37:13 PM
:welcome: to the cesspool
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: skyblue1 on July 06, 2011, 08:37:41 PM
sockpuppet meet sockpuppet
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 08:39:01 PM
Sockpuppet meet sockpuppet? holy shit. i want to watch you pour cereal in the morning. i bet you start with milk first~
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Tommy Johnson on July 06, 2011, 08:39:16 PM
No, unrelated. Charley Patton is a blues guitarist.

Meet skyblue1, it groans.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 08:42:28 PM
i dont really know skyblue1 other than he likes to kiss ass online. where's his favorite ass to smooch pekijedi?
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Post by: Tommy Johnson on July 06, 2011, 08:45:31 PM
Who? They all kiss each others asses on here, except 2 or 3 members.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 08:48:16 PM
oh..oh...oh....
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Post by: Callaway on July 06, 2011, 09:01:21 PM
Hi Backward Richard.

 :welcome:
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Post by: renaeden on July 06, 2011, 09:01:35 PM
Hello drahcir and :welcome: to Intensity.

Are you on the spectrum?
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:08:54 PM
yes, but i've probably grown out of my autism. and thanks girls.  :bounce:

 Callaway since becoming a taoist fulltime i relised that the tao works for all, good/bad so my opinion of you is:   :nerdy:

have a nice day. i hope we can be friendly here
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 06, 2011, 09:32:02 PM
The PETERNATOR is back!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:33:23 PM
for a time. watch out though, your girlfriends fat fingers wont be able to take that chip out of my brain with a screwdriver. fingers too fat!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 06, 2011, 09:34:59 PM
Do my girlfriend's fingers remind you of....

BIG FUCKING PETERS?
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 06, 2011, 09:35:53 PM
Hi Backward Richard.

 :welcome:

Oh god , how did I not work that out?  :facepalm2:

I can't wait to see him get butthurt a second time and fuck off then.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:36:18 PM
No, but i bet you tried eating them once. thinking they were corndogs~
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 06, 2011, 09:37:08 PM
Corndogs for the horndogs eh? Does a guy called Peter make them?

:LMAO:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 06, 2011, 09:38:11 PM
No, but i bet you tried eating them once. thinking they were corndogs~

She's on this site , why don't you ask her?

It'd be hilarious watching her beat the shit out of you.  :thumbup:


Corndogs for the horndogs eh? Does a guy called Peter make them?

:LMAO:

:LMAO:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:38:44 PM
apparently. maybe if you fucked a real girl instead of her bellybutton you'd know the difference.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 06, 2011, 09:40:48 PM
I dunno how fucking girls in the belly with corndogs is sex. Do you know the difference? :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:42:43 PM
yes. take a look at your BMI nigger, you know what i'm saying?! fuck you use cake frosting to wash your nasty ass hair in the shower
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 06, 2011, 09:43:41 PM
Is there Peter's Corndogs involved with that? :orly:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:44:47 PM
squeeze your cheeks to find out fatboy. i'm shure they make a noise, everyone knows your sitting there alone!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:45:34 PM
or wait. I'm shure a snack is nearby, scratch that. oh well...
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 06, 2011, 09:47:17 PM
*tries to ignore myself*

*calls out admins on conspiracy*
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 06, 2011, 09:51:24 PM
if you knew how to let go you wouldnt be fat. think about that one

and for the record. i never thought it was a conspiracy
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Calavera on July 06, 2011, 10:06:47 PM
Hey, Richard. Welcome back. You're one hell of a funny guy.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 06, 2011, 10:24:33 PM
BIG FUCKING PETERS!!

In case you missed it the first time.

BTW, how long are you gonna last before you put the whole site on ignore?

Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 06, 2011, 11:14:33 PM
:D
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Scrapheap on July 07, 2011, 12:47:37 AM
hey. can you show me some boobs? naturally i'm joking. as always, thats why i found this place.

Admins:

This sockpupet needs to ba labled as such.  :police:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 07, 2011, 01:03:42 AM
hey. can you show me some boobs? naturally i'm joking. as always, thats why i found this place.

Admins:

This sockpupet needs to ba labled as such.  :police:

I wouldn't be suprised if it is Richtard, doing a bint and coming back for a second bite.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Scrapheap on July 07, 2011, 01:12:24 AM
hey. can you show me some boobs? naturally i'm joking. as always, thats why i found this place.

Admins:

This sockpupet needs to ba labled as such.  :police:

I wouldn't be suprised if it is Richtard, doing a bint and coming back for a second bite.

No, the spelling is too good and the misspellings are deliberate because they're the well known ones.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: The_Chosen_One on July 07, 2011, 01:16:28 AM
hey. can you show me some boobs? naturally i'm joking. as always, thats why i found this place.

Admins:

This sockpupet needs to ba labled as such.  :police:

I wouldn't be suprised if it is Richtard, doing a bint and coming back for a second bite.

No, the spelling is too good and the misspellings are deliberate because they're the well known ones.

Still, would be funny if it was. Oh well.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: lutra on July 07, 2011, 02:48:07 AM
 :santa: (kcab emoclew ro) .ereh emocleW
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: bodie on July 07, 2011, 08:13:35 AM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/1624225872_6eede28f4c.gif?t=1310046951)
Hi and welcome! 
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 08:45:19 AM
thanks! and btw, i dont know who richard is. i'm just a person not named that at all, i would tell you what my name is but i'm worried about giving info out online
(its too dangerous  :orly: )
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Frolic_Fun on July 07, 2011, 09:18:51 AM
You ARE richard. The type of insults you tried to use are very typical. :orly:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Oh i forgot, along side of your knowelege of eating anything with sugar in it your also a psychologist. thats right, i forgot!  :laugh: :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 09:26:45 AM
Oh i forgot, along side of your knowelege of eating anything with sugar in it your also a psychologist. thats right, i forgot!  :laugh: :zoinks:

Don't forget the terrible spelling Schleed.

He must be typing with his big fucking peter.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 09:27:57 AM
hey, where's your online baby at?
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 09:36:54 AM
hey, where's your online baby at?

Online baby?
If you mean Rage I think you'll find he isn't and never has been mine.  :tard:

But the guy I have IRL is at his home , I'll go see him later and probably have another fantastic make out session... how's your dating life going?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 09:39:40 AM
oh yeah right. we know the infatuation you have with ragebaby, intresting enough thats also your fake boyfriends name because we know you never leave this place

Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 09:43:48 AM
oh yeah right. we know the infatuation you have with ragebaby, intresting enough thats also your fake boyfriends name because we know you never leave this place

Infatuation?
Flirting maybe , hardly infatuation , projecting again I see sticky-ricky.  ;)

And fake boyfriend? , if I had my webcam with me , I'd post a pic of the love bite on my neck, as for never leaving this place , ask the regulars I've hardly been on this week.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 09:46:27 AM
I want to see your hotness, blind me with it. Lol, hey maybe when your over at youre boyfriends house you can use his webcam
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Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 09:50:04 AM
I want to see your hotness, blind me with it. Lol, hey maybe when your over at youre boyfriends house you can use his webcam

Am I talking about *my* hotness?

Nope , I think I'm pretty plain looking tbh, and he doesn't have a webcam , I'll take a pic when I go home tomorrow if you absolutely must see it.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 09:55:02 AM
I think it's great that you finally came out of the closet Richard.  I'm proud of you  :thumbup:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 09:57:08 AM
he doesn't have a webcam , I'll take a pic when I go home tomorrow if you absolutely must see it.
are you going to use a old picture of two guys, photoshop "you" out of it and say the other chap in it is your boyfriend?  :tard:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 09:57:39 AM
You know this is Richard because he just quit WP, and after a week without that place he came back here.

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3790331.html&highlight=#3790331
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 09:58:52 AM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 10:01:03 AM
he doesn't have a webcam , I'll take a pic when I go home tomorrow if you absolutely must see it.
are you going to use a old picture of two guys, photoshop "you" out of it and say the other chap in it is your boyfriend?  :tard:

No I meant I was going to take a picture of the lovebite... can you read?
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:02:02 AM
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt151499.html

 :LMAO:
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Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 10:03:47 AM
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt151499.html

 :LMAO:

:LMAO:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:04:12 AM
he doesn't have a webcam , I'll take a pic when I go home tomorrow if you absolutely must see it.
are you going to use a old picture of two guys, photoshop "you" out of it and say the other chap in it is your boyfriend?  :tard:

No I meant I was going to take a picture of the lovebite... can you read?
thats very convincing. like wow, i guess you really do have a boyfriend!

and hubert cool your jets man. your unfunny and not really sheeding any light on anything, everyone knows what this is all about ok!? *snaps fingers*
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:05:17 AM
he doesn't have a webcam , I'll take a pic when I go home tomorrow if you absolutely must see it.
are you going to use a old picture of two guys, photoshop "you" out of it and say the other chap in it is your boyfriend?  :tard:

No I meant I was going to take a picture of the lovebite... can you read?
thats very convincing. like wow, i guess you really do have a boyfriend!

and hubert cool your jets man. your unfunny and not really sheeding any light on anything, everyone knows what this is all about ok!? *snaps fingers*

Shleeding?  :autism:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:06:19 AM
Oh ok i get it. you must be shleeds girlfriend everyones been talking about, i bet your beautiful~ :zombiefuck:
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Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 10:11:49 AM
he doesn't have a webcam , I'll take a pic when I go home tomorrow if you absolutely must see it.
are you going to use a old picture of two guys, photoshop "you" out of it and say the other chap in it is your boyfriend?  :tard:

No I meant I was going to take a picture of the lovebite... can you read?
thats very convincing. like wow, i guess you really do have a boyfriend!


A love bite on the neck?
Considering I don't possess the ability to detach my own head and give my neck a love bite myself I'd say that'd pretty convincing.

Not that I particularly care about proving myself , I just wanna post the pic because it's fucking huge.  :zoinks:

Oh ok i get it. you must be shleeds girlfriend everyones been talking about, i bet your beautiful~ :zombiefuck:

:LMAO:

Oh you poor retarded guy.
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Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:13:07 AM
Oh ok i get it. you must be shleeds girlfriend everyones been talking about, i bet your beautiful~ :zombiefuck:

I only burn for you Ricky  :eyelash:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:14:15 AM
you dont have to detach your head to do anything. take a picture of you and your boyfriend together, you probably made out with your cat. also you seem to avoid the camera at all costs, wich tells me your one UGLY motherfucker!

howszit brah
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:16:16 AM
Oh ok i get it. you must be shleeds girlfriend everyones been talking about, i bet your beautiful~ :zombiefuck:

I only burn for you Ricky  :eyelash:
who the fuck are you again? and who is ricky?
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: ZEGH8578 on July 07, 2011, 10:16:58 AM
im imagining a public place, richard enters, and somehow, within a moment, hes exchanging gay little bitchslaps with the next best person in view

within moments, theres a whole crowd, and a continous sound of little cheek-slaps *pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif!*
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:18:21 AM
im imagining a public place, richard enters, and somehow, within a moment, hes exchanging gay little bitchslaps with the next best person in view

within moments, theres a whole crowd, and a continous sound of little cheek-slaps *pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif pif!*
hahaha. that was actually funny  :plus:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:18:24 AM
Oh ok i get it. you must be shleeds girlfriend everyones been talking about, i bet your beautiful~ :zombiefuck:

I only burn for you Ricky  :eyelash:
who the fuck are you again? and who is ricky?

C'mon Ricky.  We had such a special relationship over at WP before you left.  We talked about F. Agates, and how much you like F. Agates, and how you like to put F. Agates in your mouth, and I thought we really bonded.  Don't go forgetting me now Ricky.  I still love you  :-*
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:20:35 AM
ok, well now that you've severly damaged my online life do you think you can leave me alone now? i'm about to cry.
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Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:21:07 AM
ok, well now that you've severly damaged my online life do you think you can leave me alone now? i'm about to cry.

There, there Ricky.  I'll always have a shoulder for you to cry on.
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Squidusa on July 07, 2011, 10:23:07 AM
you dont have to detach your head to do anything. take a picture of you and your boyfriend together, you probably made out with your cat. also you seem to avoid the camera at all costs, wich tells me your one UGLY motherfucker!

howszit brah

Theres photos of me on the elder board hardly "avoiding the camera".
Plus I don't own a cat, and considering where the lovebite is on my neck it's impossible for me to do myself.

Triple fail Ricktard.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:29:34 AM
Well, i have to admit i am a little curious to see how hot you are but i think i'll pass. besides i dont want to ruin my already accurate picture of what you look like. a skinny, girly man. with dark hair to go along with dark circles under your eyes
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 07, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
Hello Richard backwards.

 I'm so dumb, I didn't even see it was richard!  :duh:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:32:08 AM
omg, cousin its not me!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:32:23 AM
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3767297.html#3767297

I thought you liked my glittery g-string  :(
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:35:07 AM
that one hurt. your an amazing competator, i want to be you because i was left speechless with that last reply
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:35:48 AM
So Ricky, did you quit WP because you couldn't come to a consensus with visagrunt over whether or not you were allowed to like fem guys?

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3785855.html#3785855
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp3787442.html#3787442

Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: midlifeaspie on July 07, 2011, 10:37:22 AM
that one hurt. your an amazing competator, i want to be you because i was left speechless with that last reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBs-b7Rx6s
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 07, 2011, 10:37:49 AM
omg, cousin its not me!

 Are you sure it isn't you?  Do you swear on your fire agates?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:39:38 AM
I quit wrongplanet because everything i was ever going to say, i already said. but i'll probably go back there at some point because bad habbits are hard to overcome. I also thought my position on homosexuality was pretty self explanitory dude.

my god cant you find something to do? your verbal assaults are like trying to hold water in my hands. simply impossible!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:41:32 AM
Are you sure it isn't you?  Do you swear on your fire agates?  :zoinks:
:santa:
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Post by: Scrapheap on July 07, 2011, 10:41:48 AM
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Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Jesse on July 07, 2011, 10:42:40 AM
Oh shit the one free thinking man is here!
Title: Re: hi i'm new!
Post by: Scrapheap on July 07, 2011, 10:42:52 AM
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