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Title: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Notatroll on November 03, 2006, 02:34:32 AM
You know how there are a bunch of positive stereotypes for various peoples?  They're still racist, but you wouldn't imagine a black guy saying, "You said I got a big what!?"  Or a jewish guy saying, "This guy just said i'm gonna have enough money for retirement."

So I think we should just make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes and pass em around.  How about irish people have good breath, or indian people are good at board games.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 03, 2006, 03:03:03 AM
chinese people are smarter than everyone else
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: richard on November 03, 2006, 08:39:27 AM
hahah cool topic. its true though
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 03, 2006, 08:50:51 AM
white people are better looking and further evolved.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: richard on November 03, 2006, 02:23:41 PM
are you white ?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Leto729 on November 03, 2006, 03:21:54 PM
are you white ?
Are You too.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: richard on November 03, 2006, 05:17:22 PM
yes i am white, it looks like i'm a little browny in my avatar because there was a solar eclipse that day my picture was taken
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Callaway on November 03, 2006, 05:27:49 PM
there was a solar eclipse that day my picture was taken

I saw an annular solar eclipse one time and it was so cool.  You know how you can punch a little hole in a piece of paper and use it to project the shape of the eclipse onto another piece of paper?  Well, under a tree you could see little crescents where the light came through the leaves onto the ground before the eclipse was at its peak.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: richard on November 03, 2006, 05:32:45 PM
there was a solar eclipse that day my picture was taken

I saw an annular solar eclipse one time and it was so cool.  You know how you can punch a little hole in a piece of paper and use it to project the shape of the eclipse onto another piece of paper?  Well, under a tree you could see little crescents where the light came through the leaves onto the ground before the eclipse was at its peak.
that rules 8)
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 03, 2006, 07:35:03 PM
are you white ?

is your butt white?

that is how white i am.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: richard on November 03, 2006, 08:24:03 PM
are you white ?
is your butt white?
yes
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 04, 2006, 02:12:17 AM
puerto rican girls are hot
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 04, 2006, 06:50:56 AM
puerto rican girls are hot

then why do they have so many different babies daddy's?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: QuirkyCarla on November 04, 2006, 07:06:31 AM
because a lot of different men want them
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 04, 2006, 07:07:50 AM
because a lot of different men want them
alot of different men wnat almost any woman.
i call it the pussy principle
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Scrapheap on November 08, 2006, 01:45:23 AM
All Germans are either

1) Engineers

2) Physicists

3) Auto workers (Porche)

4) Work in a Brewery

5) Invade their neighbors
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Nomaken on November 08, 2006, 12:36:42 PM
All Germans are either

1) Engineers

2) Physicists

3) Auto workers (Porche)

4) Work in a Brewery

5) Invade their neighbors

6) Work in porn doing scat fetish videos.  Uhh... doing them well ^_~.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Scrapheap on November 09, 2006, 08:22:38 PM
 :LMAO:  +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: DirtDawg on November 09, 2006, 09:43:35 PM
Of course, I had to look up 'scat fetish', but I found this bit of comedy.

Wouldn't let me link to it so I stole it ... see below.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: DirtDawg on November 09, 2006, 09:49:32 PM
Here it is ...

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Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 06:12:04 PM
Jews are good with money.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 23, 2006, 06:23:38 PM
Scots are greedy.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 06:30:08 PM
swedes are cowards.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 23, 2006, 06:32:54 PM
Oh, damn, it should have been positive stereotypes.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 06:33:52 PM
Oh, damn, it should have been positive stereotypes.
run away and live to fight another day.

cowardice could be positive.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 23, 2006, 06:35:26 PM
OK. Yanks are stupid and arrogant. That's why you rule so much.  ;)
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 06:36:37 PM
OK. Yanks are stupid and arrogant. That's why you rule so much.  ;)
true.

confidence will take you a very long way.  the fall is much worse though, when inevetably it happens.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Eamonn on November 23, 2006, 06:39:52 PM
Swedes have amongst the highest suicide rates in Europe.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 06:40:25 PM
Swedes have amongst the highest suicide rates in Europe.
that is cowardice.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 23, 2006, 06:47:05 PM
But since guns are hard to get except for criminals, we must at least kill ourself by pretty tough means.  8)
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Eamonn on November 23, 2006, 06:49:35 PM
Swedes have amongst the highest suicide rates in Europe.
that is cowardice.

It's public spirited.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 23, 2006, 06:51:25 PM
Irish are redhead drunks. It can be nice to be a readhead and drunk.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Eamonn on November 23, 2006, 06:57:19 PM
Swedes are descended from pillaging rapist drunkards beserkers with horns on their heads and have banned profesional boxing out of fear for their health in case someone hands them their arses. They also have harsh gun laws because they know that their population would be reduced to zilch if they made guns easy to come by due to their suicidal tendencies mixed with the odd autistic psycopath who would gladly shoot them in their beds.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 23, 2006, 06:58:03 PM
 :green:
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 08:37:28 PM
But since guns are hard to get except for criminals, we must at least kill ourself by pretty tough means.  8)

how, by sticking a bottle of vodka up your arse, and jumping off a one story building?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 24, 2006, 04:37:12 AM
Yes. Or jump in front of a train or something.  8)
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Leto729 on November 24, 2006, 05:04:06 AM
Yes. Or jump in front of a train or something.  8)
Don't We all?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 24, 2006, 05:05:45 AM
Yes. Or jump in front of a train or something.  8)
Don't We all?
In a sense, yes.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Leto729 on November 24, 2006, 05:11:34 AM
Yes. Or jump in front of a train or something.  8)
Don't We all?
In a sense, yes.
Okay I was very brown and tan when I lived in Florida then. :)
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 24, 2006, 05:15:11 AM
 ???

Does "Jump in front of a train" mean anything else than literally that in English?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 24, 2006, 05:28:08 AM
not to my knowledge.  i am not sure what he means either.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 24, 2006, 05:31:57 AM
We learnt most of those expressions in school. But I'm not always sure. Since 1990, I haven't refreshed my English other than through TV, books and the Internet. Do you say "rain cats and dogs" in the US like the Brits do?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 24, 2006, 05:36:43 AM
We learnt most of those expressions in school. But I'm not always sure. Since 1990, I haven't refreshed my English other than through TV, books and the Internet. Do you say "rain cats and dogs" in the US like the Brits do?

yes.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 24, 2006, 05:49:50 AM
But I have noticed, that you write "arse" and I know that even most Brits write "ass" nowadays. How is that?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on November 24, 2006, 05:50:53 AM
But I have noticed, that you write "arse" and I know that even most Brits write "ass" nowadays. How is that?

i took a poll once about arse vs ass.  arse won out.  i like the way that arse sounds.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on November 24, 2006, 05:51:51 AM
But I have noticed, that you write "arse" and I know that even most Brits write "ass" nowadays. How is that?

i took a poll once about arse vs ass.  arse won out.  i like the way that arse sounds.

OK. +1 for you.  ;D
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2006, 02:44:17 PM
Swedes have amongst the highest suicide rates in Europe.

Take that back or I'll kill myself.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: odeon on November 24, 2006, 02:46:50 PM
Swedes are descended from pillaging rapist drunkards beserkers with horns on their heads and have banned profesional boxing out of fear for their health in case someone hands them their arses. They also have harsh gun laws because they know that their population would be reduced to zilch if they made guns easy to come by due to their suicidal tendencies mixed with the odd autistic psycopath who would gladly shoot them in their beds.

This is actually worrysome because I found myself agreeing with most of it. ???
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Eamonn on December 05, 2006, 10:38:20 AM

Take that back or I'll kill myself.

Dont forget to do it live in the chatroom. Think of the ratings you'd bring to Intensity, plus Ascan would feel vindicated. Everyone's a winner babe.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: odeon on December 05, 2006, 11:43:50 AM

Take that back or I'll kill myself.

Dont forget to do it live in the chatroom. Think of the ratings you'd bring to Intensity, plus Ascan would feel vindicated. Everyone's a winner babe.

I'll have my kids sue your ass when I'm dead.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Eamonn on December 05, 2006, 11:53:17 AM

I'll have my kids sue your ass when I'm dead.

U.Suck.Ass stereotype.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Leto729 on December 05, 2006, 08:49:12 PM
I thought this was suppose to be positive. :laugh:
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: odeon on December 06, 2006, 04:00:09 AM
I thought this was suppose to be positive. :laugh:

It is, when it's from Eamonn. :laugh:
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Mr Smith on December 06, 2006, 05:05:46 AM
This thread is gold.


Fat people are big boned

Maori's are clever for being able to suck so much government money

All Swedish Women are hot

Americans are the best in the world at storing chemical potential energy (fat)

Everyone in Dubai is a sex crazed, creepy, psychopathic pedo (wait, that isn't good)

All aspies are smart

Asians are good for producing junk that makes my heart skip a beat


Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Nomaken on December 11, 2006, 11:01:13 PM
Americans are the best in the world at storing chemical potential energy (fat)

Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Leto729 on December 11, 2006, 11:32:56 PM
The Swede's make the safest cars.

Terrorists never kill innocent people.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: odeon on December 12, 2006, 02:56:23 AM
Everyone in the US owns a gun, and half of them use it on their neighbours regularly. ;D
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on December 12, 2006, 04:02:43 AM
If a Swedish thief is caught by the owner of a house by breaking into it, he will threaten the owner with the police, if the owner threatens him with violence.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: McGiver on December 12, 2006, 06:50:53 AM
Everyone in the US owns a gun, and half of them use it on their neighbours regularly. ;D
every american is a hatfield or a mccoy.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Peter on December 12, 2006, 11:30:32 AM
All Scots are financially savvy.
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on December 12, 2006, 11:31:48 AM
All Italians are studs in bed, muahaha!  ;D
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Peter on December 12, 2006, 11:46:35 AM
All Italians are studs in bed, muahaha!  ;D

What are you muahahaing for?  Aren't you Swedish?
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Litigious on December 12, 2006, 11:49:25 AM
Sorry, I forgot that.  :(
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: Peter on December 12, 2006, 11:58:12 AM
 :P
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: odeon on December 12, 2006, 01:01:28 PM
All Scots are financially savvy.

I'll PM you my bank account number right away. :P
Title: Re: Make up a bunch of random positive stereotypes.
Post by: renaeden on January 17, 2007, 07:06:21 AM
South Africans are arrogant confident in themselves.