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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Parts on June 17, 2011, 03:37:37 PM
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Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces :zombiefuck:
Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces)
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When I read the title, I thought that Parts was posting about anal sex. :laugh:
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I thought he was just complaining about some bad food
:(
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Well it is shitty meat would any of eat it?
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I would conveniently become a vegivore if that was on the menu
actually I would immediately vacate the premises
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I would conveniently become a vegivore if that was on the menu
actually I would immediately vacate the premises
Yes one more reason not to go to Japan
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Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces :zombiefuck:
Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces)
The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
:puke:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
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I would like to thank parts for posting this. I now know there is at least one food in the world more heinous than oatmeal! :2thumbsup:
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I have oats. Is oatmeal the same as porridge?
And no I will not try this new food. :sick:
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I have oats. Is oatmeal the same as porridge?
And no I will not try this new food. :sick:
Yes, I think oatmeal = porridge, I was made to eat it as a child and the texture just gags me! :sick:
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I was made to eat it too, but back then my mum used to put too much milk in it and add butter I think. I didn't like it like that. Now I get the sachets of it and microwave it and add sugar to it, much better.
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I was made to eat it too, but back then my mum used to put too much milk in it and add butter I think. I didn't like it like that. Now I get the sachets of it and microwave it and add sugar to it, much better.
We had raisins in it, and I know some people add other fruits, or nuts, or brown sugar, or peanut butter.
None of that helps me, though. The chewy/gluey texture remains, and I can't get past it. :dunno:
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Understandable. It has always fascinated me how some people will like a certain food and others won't. I mean, what makes a person like one food but not another? What part of the brain is used for this?
It is along the lines of how each person's writing is different, this has always made me wonder too. Sorry, off topic.
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Understandable. It has always fascinated me how some people will like a certain food and others won't. I mean, what makes a person like one food but not another? What part of the brain is used for this?
It is along the lines of how each person's writing is different, this has always made me wonder too. Sorry, off topic.
Off topic is fine, especially when it's THIS topic! :laugh:
I heard once that people who hate broccoli as children may like it in adulthood because adult tongues are less sensitive to bitter flavors.
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That may explain why coffee is an adults' drink. But I never liked broccoli as a child and I still don't like it!
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That may explain why coffee is an adults' drink. But I never liked broccoli as a child and I still don't like it!
I was a late bloomer as far as :coffee: is concerned, I didn't start drinking it till age 31!
I love broccoli, turnip, even Brussels sprouts. I recently bought broccoli and Brussels sprouts to saute! :green:
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I don't like Brussels sprouts either. Turnip is ok though. I think I like potato the most. Especially roasted and mashed.
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I don't like Brussels sprouts either. Turnip is ok though. I think I like potato the most. Especially roasted and mashed.
I've always loved buttery mashed potatoes, all buttered starches really. :drool:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
Shitty meat costs ten to twenty times more than real beef, the article says.
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
Shitty meat costs ten to twenty times more than real beef, the article says.
I'm sure it will soon become cheaper as mass production methods are devised to meet the overwhelming demand. :rofl:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
Shitty meat costs ten to twenty times more than real beef, the article says.
I'm sure it will soon become cheaper as mass production methods are devised to meet the overwhelming demand. :rofl:
Truth or dare games will promote it. :zombiefuck:
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I can see the advantages in it as far as say space travel goes in the future
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I can see the advantages in it as far as say space travel goes in the future
Yes, good point. They already drink their own recycled pee, so eating their own recycled poop might not be as much of a stretch for them as it would be for us and the cost factor would be completely different in space travel.
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Me neither, except for the fries! :autism:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Me neither, except for the fries! :autism:
They didn't tell you about the fries? :zombiefuck:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Me neither, except for the fries! :autism:
They didn't tell you about the fries? :zombiefuck:
There's nothing to tell, everything is fine! LA LA LA LA LA! :calodeon:
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McDonald's has the best fries because they are the only chain that doesn't make them vegetarian.
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McDonald's has the best fries because they are the only chain that doesn't make them vegetarian.
They still use beef lard? I thought they stopped long ago! *wants fries now* :drool:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
Tbh , I'm not that bothered abut Mc Donalds , they're not that nice.
I prefer Subway anyday. 8)
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
Tbh , I'm not that bothered abut Mc Donalds , they're not that nice.
I prefer Subway anyday. 8)
If I want a burger, I have several choices nearby that make REAL burgers and fresh to boot. :thumbup:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
Tbh , I'm not that bothered abut Mc Donalds , they're not that nice.
I prefer Subway anyday. 8)
If I want a burger, I have several choices nearby that make REAL burgers and fresh to boot. :thumbup:
http://www.wildwillysburgers.com :2thumbsup:
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Never had one of those. At least not yet! :eyelash: I am still searching for the ultimate BACON CHEESEBURGER!! :drool:
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Never had one of those. At least not yet! :eyelash: I am still searching for the ultimate BACON CHEESEBURGER!! :drool:
Do you live in or near New England? You would love a Willy's bacon cheeseburger! :drool:
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Never had one of those. At least not yet! :eyelash: I am still searching for the ultimate BACON CHEESEBURGER!! :drool:
Do you live in or near New England? You would love a Willy's bacon cheeseburger! :drool:
Yes, I do live in New England. I saw where they are located on the link!! :2thumbsup:
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Never had one of those. At least not yet! :eyelash: I am still searching for the ultimate BACON CHEESEBURGER!! :drool:
Do you live in or near New England? You would love a Willy's bacon cheeseburger! :drool:
Yes, I do live in New England. I saw where they are located on the link!! :2thumbsup:
What link? ???
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Never had one of those. At least not yet! :eyelash: I am still searching for the ultimate BACON CHEESEBURGER!! :drool:
Do you live in or near New England? You would love a Willy's bacon cheeseburger! :drool:
Yes, I do live in New England. I saw where they are located on the link!! :2thumbsup:
What link? ???
http://www.wildwillysburgers.com :2thumbsup:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, persistent organic pollutants, prions and the unknown long-term effects of regularly eating something that's probably laced with human antigens.
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, persistent organic pollutants, prions and the unknown long-term effects of regularly eating something that's probably laced with human antigens.
:agreed:
Al that stuff that heating won't change.
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, persistent organic pollutants, prions and the unknown long-term effects of regularly eating something that's probably laced with human antigens.
:agreed:
Al that stuff that heating won't change.
OMG, mad cow disease! :redneck:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, persistent organic pollutants, prions and the unknown long-term effects of regularly eating something that's probably laced with human antigens.
:agreed:
Al that stuff that heating won't change.
OMG, mad cow disease! :redneck:
Raping mad cows can have curious side effects. :orly:
:brick: :redneck:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, persistent organic pollutants, prions and the unknown long-term effects of regularly eating something that's probably laced with human antigens.
:agreed:
Al that stuff that heating won't change.
OMG, mad cow disease! :redneck:
Raping mad cows can have curious side effects. :orly:
:brick: :redneck:
And eating them can destroy your brain. I've eaten many burgers in my time. I hope they don't come back to haunt me. :hide:
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McTurd Burgers, coming to McDonalds menus soon :laugh:
I didn't think they were much better to begin with tbh. :laugh:
They probably invented this turd meat years ago themselves. If not, I can certainly imagine the McDonalds execs popping champagne right now :P.
:lol:
I'm never touching a Mc Donalds again. :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
Likewise! They can't convince me that all the bacteria's like E. Coli are completely removed or will be removed in the processing. Considering that most industries processing food have and will cut corners to make a profit.
I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, persistent organic pollutants, prions and the unknown long-term effects of regularly eating something that's probably laced with human antigens.
:agreed:
Al that stuff that heating won't change.
OMG, mad cow disease! :redneck:
Raping mad cows can have curious side effects. :orly:
:brick: :redneck:
And eating them can destroy your brain. I've eaten many burgers in my time. I hope they don't come back to haunt me. :hide:
They won't haunt you , but Hyke may be a little miffed at you eating her relatives. :zoinks:
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I saw some cows walking into their field yesterday
also lots of sheep and some horses and a baby horse
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I saw some cows walking into their field yesterday
also lots of sheep and some horses and a baby horse
Mc Donalds burger meat supplier's farm in other words. :zoinks:
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Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces :zombiefuck:
Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.
link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces)
The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.
This is a necessary technology to develop if humans are to ever explore deep space. It will take several generations of people to get to any planet that resembles earth.