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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: eris on May 21, 2011, 08:05:28 AM
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Srsly, Im waiting for you you dumb punk :M
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
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you think he will like it ?
Last night a friend of mine said that the rapture will happen if the fire whistle goes off a lot today. I heard it once already.
BE FOREWARNED
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you think he will like it ?
Last night a friend of mine said that the rapture will happen if the fire whistle goes off a lot today. I heard it once already.
BE FOREWARNED
Not sure how he will like being called a dumb punk, but maybe he will look only at the message in red! :laugh:
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ah shit, I spelled the title wrong. I fail at mocking god :(
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Funny that when I awoke to no electric power, I didn't think about the rapture, only wondered whether my payment had gotten lost! :orly:
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ah shit, I spelled the title wrong. I fail at mocking god :(
God is not mocked! :M
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so, you think he wont show up now ?
dang. and I was hoping today wouldnt be boring.
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so, you think he wont show up now ?
dang. and I was hoping today wouldnt be boring.
If he does show up, he might be a wee bit cranky! :laugh:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
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If he doesnt show up, I bet the christians will blame ME for misspelling triggered.
Always a scapegoat *rolls eyes*
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May 21 is already over in parts of the world, so I think we have to accept the likelihood that the rapture has been postponed. :dunno:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :dunno:
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submit to his will ...
SUBMIT TO HIS WILL ???
OMG Jehovah is into BDSM ?
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submit to his will ...
SUBMIT TO HIS WILL ???
OMG Jehovah is into BDSM ?
That's kind of the whole point of being the Creator. 8)
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Once a flake, always a flake.
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I am in a different time zone to you so it will hit me first. I will tell you ahead of time what to expect. :P
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I am in a different time zone to you so it will hit me first. I will tell you ahead of time what to expect. :P
It's already May 22 where you are! It isn't going to happen this time! :dunno:
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
Would it be good or bad if heaven is actually I2? :dunno:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
Would it be good or bad if heaven is actually I2? :dunno:
I guess good since I am already a member. ??? Perhaps bad since the admins conspire a lot. :tinfoil: :dunno:
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
Would it be good or bad if heaven is actually I2? :dunno:
I guess good since I am already a member. ??? Perhaps bad since the admins conspire a lot. :tinfoil: :dunno:
What if Pentagram and Richard re-joined? They would be here for eternity. :GA:
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
Would it be good or bad if heaven is actually I2? :dunno:
I guess good since I am already a member. ??? Perhaps bad since the admins conspire a lot. :tinfoil: :dunno:
What if Pentagram and Richard re-joined? They would be here for eternity. :GA:
I have a truce in effect with Richard right now. I would be willing to irritate Panty Boi for a few eons. :2thumbsup: How would you deal with them?
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
Would it be good or bad if heaven is actually I2? :dunno:
I guess good since I am already a member. ??? Perhaps bad since the admins conspire a lot. :tinfoil: :dunno:
What if Pentagram and Richard re-joined? They would be here for eternity. :GA:
I have a truce in effect with Richard right now. I would be willing to irritate Panty Boi for a few eons. :2thumbsup: How would you deal with them?
Pentagram wasn't that bad. He was obnoxious, but I never saw him do anything morally wrong (that I remember). I could tolerate him. Richard reveled in his own selfishness and stupidity, but he made the funniest callout that I have ever witnessed. Richard wouldn't need any help to self-pwn in amusing ways.
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
You changed my post to add that obscene smiley! :spank:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
You changed my post to add that obscene smiley! :spank:
I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. :hahaha: :2thumbsup:
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That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here. Unless we already ARE in heaven! :angel:
Would it be good or bad if heaven is actually I2? :dunno:
It has to be better than living with billions of Christians.
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
You changed my post to add that obscene smiley! :spank:
I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. :hahaha: :2thumbsup:
You, however, are not the Almighty. :M
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
You changed my post to add that obscene smiley! :spank:
I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. :hahaha: :2thumbsup:
You, however, are not the Almighty. :M
Correct. Like Perry White I am an editor. Entiende usted?
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
You changed my post to add that obscene smiley! :spank:
I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. :hahaha: :2thumbsup:
You, however, are not the Almighty. :M
Correct. Like Perry White I am an editor. Entiende usted?
I dunno who Perry White is. I suspect you are deflecting from your sadness at not having been raptured. :dunno:
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GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
Rethinking your vocation now? :zoinks:
YES INDEED!!
I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty. We can only submit to his will. :anal:
:indeed:
You changed my post to add that obscene smiley! :spank:
I edited your post to reflect the almighty's "mysterious ways" more accurately. :hahaha: :2thumbsup:
You, however, are not the Almighty. :M
Correct. Like Perry White I am an editor. Entiende usted?
I dunno who Perry White is. I suspect you are deflecting from your sadness at not having been raptured. :dunno:
Perry White is the editor of the Daily Planet. :captainobvious:
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
:zoinks:
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
:zoinks:
:LMAO:
Stupid woman. :rofl:
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
:zoinks:
:LMAO:
Stupid woman. :rofl:
So many coincidences, it is a miracle.
:LMAO:
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.
"She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
:zoinks:
:LMAO:
Stupid woman. :rofl:
So many coincidences, it is a miracle.
:LMAO:
:indeed:
:LMAO:
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So many coincidences
Exactly. Reads like a load of crap, but funny crap indeed.
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Good grief, when is the next one due?
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Good grief, when is the next one due?
We know not the day or the hour! :M
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There is a next one ? o_O
This thread reminds me of Hailey :(
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There is a next one ? o_O
This thread reminds me of Hailey :(
There's *always* a next one, because the true believers never stop hoping. ;)
And :hug: re: sad memories, may they be pushed aside by happier ones.