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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 03:49:59 AM

Title: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 03:49:59 AM
You guys have ruined my life. Ever since I came here, I've stopped going out except to work (and even there, I go here more than I work), I've stopped playing video games, and stopped taking showers. I divorced my four wives, and I no longer have friends or girlfriends. Once a WP fan, now I'm a big addict to this forum. This forum makes me go high on cyber drugs, no thanks to yous.

This has been a very embarrassing journey for me. I want my time, my money and my energy back.

Thank you!
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 03:57:28 AM
Err, you're welcome?
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:00:06 AM
But wait a second, this sounds like you're actually talking about WP. A shame WP doesn't have a callout forum though, they're too spehual to have one.  :autism:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 04:05:34 AM
But wait a second, this sounds like you're actually talking about WP. A shame WP doesn't have a callout forum though, they're too spehual to have one.  :autism:

WP is the bestest, mate. There no sensitive whiners there like in here. :autism:

And at least Alex cares about his forum there. What do Odeon, Callaway, Parts, and Renaeden do here? Exactly! Nothing!

*realizes he just put himself in a deep hole of shit*
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:07:55 AM
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 04:23:44 AM
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...

Yeah, as you can see, I'm going insane, thanks to you, specifically. Aren't you the one who led me here? What were you thinking getting me into this whole mess?

Sir Les, don't bother writing me long useless replies full of nothing. You know, as always, you lack substance to your posts and neglect all the important details to be noted. You're no good and that's why I could never take you seriously. if you want me to start respecting you, you better back your shit up.

And to Callaway, you think I care about the rules you keep imposing on me. You and your silly rules! Being too rigid with the forum rules will only lead to your downfall and the downfall of this forum. Try being more pleasant with your fellow members for once. Maybe, you know, quiz them fun riddles and mathematical questions for a change.

Odeon, what kind of webmaster uses SMF for forum hosting. All smart admins use phpbb version 2 (the fully supported version). Ever wondered why we can't upload YouTube videos here comfortably? Yeah, that's right. Cause your forum server is crap and you don't use Windows. You should've thought about all this before deciding to be the webmaster of this forum.

And who else is there to complain about? Ah, this Jeremy MLA dude ... or should I say dudette? You know you're a fake. Admit it. You're just a 80 year old grandma who never had a kid.

And CBC? Your weebleness sucks ass. Why can't you just fall for once? :grrr:

All of yous suck. The only person here whom I have no problems with is Penty. That pigfucker is a gentle lovely soul and you are fucking monsters for being mean to him. Oh, and sexy Kayleigh too. I love her to bits more than Renaeden could ever do.

I've said what I had to say. Now what was this about me being afraid to call out the big giants of the forum?
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:29:14 AM
I did it for the lulz. :eyelash:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 04:53:07 AM
Who said I was smart? :P
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 04:54:56 AM
Quit lurking guest, I see you fapping you sick fuck. >:(
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 05:19:35 AM
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...

Yeah, as you can see, I'm going insane, thanks to you, specifically. Aren't you the one who led me here? What were you thinking getting me into this whole mess?

Sir Les, don't bother writing me long useless replies full of nothing. You know, as always, you lack substance to your posts and neglect all the important details to be noted. You're no good and that's why I could never take you seriously. if you want me to start respecting you, you better back your shit up.

And to Callaway, you think I care about the rules you keep imposing on me. You and your silly rules! Being too rigid with the forum rules will only lead to your downfall and the downfall of this forum. Try being more pleasant with your fellow members for once. Maybe, you know, quiz them fun riddles and mathematical questions for a change.

Odeon, what kind of webmaster uses SMF for forum hosting. All smart admins use phpbb version 2 (the fully supported version). Ever wondered why we can't upload YouTube videos here comfortably? Yeah, that's right. Cause your forum server is crap and you don't use Windows. You should've thought about all this before deciding to be the webmaster of this forum.

And who else is there to complain about? Ah, this Jeremy MLA dude ... or should I say dudette? You know you're a fake. Admit it. You're just a 80 year old grandma who never had a kid.

And CBC? Your weebleness sucks ass. Why can't you just fall for once? :grrr:

All of yous suck. The only person here whom I have no problems with is Penty. That pigfucker is a gentle lovely soul and you are fucking monsters for being mean to him. Oh, and sexy Kayleigh too. I love her to bits more than Renaeden could ever do.

I've said what I had to say. Now what was this about me being afraid to call out the big giants of the forum?

I ...I...I am speechless  :autism:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 05:23:36 AM
    I CAN'T fall, I am designed specifically to stay upright!  You'll have to call out HasbroTM!  They made me!   :snowman:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 05:28:45 AM
    I CAN'T fall, I am designed specifically to stay upright!  You'll have to call out HasbroTM!  They made me!   :snowman:

lol, Physics, it's a bitch. :laugh:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 05:30:14 AM
I did it for the lulz. :eyelash:

You did it for more than just the lulz. You did it because it gives you the sadistic satisfaction that all psychopaths have upon watching a poor vulnerable young man like me falter and stumble in this forum. I guess you neither know conscience nor guilt. Well, psychologically sane people have both. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from them. Oh, and that guest was probably an I2 member afraid to reveal his true identity upon viewing this thread. I understand his fear, though. I am an intimidating person after all. :tard:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Charlotte Quin on May 16, 2011, 05:31:32 AM
NO U!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 05:33:22 AM
I did it for the lulz. :eyelash:

You did it for more than just the lulz. You did it because it gives you the sadistic satisfaction that all psychopaths have upon watching a poor vulnerable young man like me falter and stumble in this forum. I guess you neither know conscience nor guilt. Well, psychologically sane people have both. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from them. Oh, and that guest was probably an I2 member afraid to reveal his true identity upon viewing this thread. I understand his fear, though. I am an intimidating person after all. :tard:

You know too much... I will have to rape your soul now.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: 'andersom' on May 16, 2011, 05:37:49 AM
You guys have ruined my life. Ever since I came here, I've stopped going out except to work (and even there, I go here more than I work), I've stopped playing video games, and stopped taking showers. I divorced my four wives, and I no longer have friends or girlfriends. Once a WP fan, now I'm a big addict to this forum. This forum makes me go high on cyber drugs, no thanks to yous.

This has been a very embarrassing journey for me. I want my time, my money and my energy back.

Thank you!


What are you complaining about?

Looks like you finally found something to live for.

People pay thousands and thousands to guru's to get to that stage, and you got it for free.

You're just an ungrateful young brat, not ready for this huge thing in life to happen.

Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 05:44:08 AM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 05:47:21 AM
    I CAN'T fall, I am designed specifically to stay upright!  You'll have to call out HasbroTM!  They made me!   :snowman:

lol, Physics, it's a bitch. :laugh:

 Exactly! Can't fight the laws of nature; giants like Einstein and Hawking struggle to explain them and the rest of us just tag along!   :dunno:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 05:54:22 AM
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:


Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 05:56:20 AM
  Awww MCalavera, maybe you just need to gain weight to attain a Weebly shape!
  I am a fat-bottomed girl, just like the Queen song!   :snowman:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: lutra on May 16, 2011, 05:58:42 AM
Iz think you're just as evil as Weebly, MCalavera. Always sneering peeps and all the other nasty things you two do.  :tard:

*falls to ground, crying big BIG tears*

Sooo unfair.

Oh and ofc. *says 3 hail Mary's* (like I always do)
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 06:02:00 AM
My mind is full of fuck.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 06:02:28 AM
Iz think you're just as evil as Weebly, MCalavera. Always sneering peeps and all the other nasty things you two do.  :tard:

*falls to ground, crying big BIG tears*

Sooo unfair.

Oh and ofc. *says 3 hail Mary's* (like I always do)

  We've got a smiley for that, you know! ----->   :bigcry:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 06:03:27 AM
  Awww MCalavera, maybe you just need to gain weight to attain a Weebly shape!
  I am a fat-bottomed girl, just like the Queen song!   :snowman:


Fat-bottomed or not, I just don't like you, CBC. never could.

Lutra, you're the opposite of CBC in the sense that you pretend you don't know how to speak English well. Well, you don't have me fooled. Just because you pretend to be poor with the English language doesn't mean you're innocent and harmless. I'm on to you. :viking:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: lutra on May 16, 2011, 06:11:03 AM
Oh noessss. Think my cover is blown now.

*unregisteres* and oh *seriously considers a kangaroo boxing career* 
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 06:12:37 AM
  Awww MCalavera, maybe you just need to gain weight to attain a Weebly shape!
  I am a fat-bottomed girl, just like the Queen song!   :snowman:


Fat-bottomed or not, I just don't like you, CBC. never could.

Lutra, you're the opposite of CBC in the sense that you pretend you don't know how to speak English well. Well, you don't have me fooled. Just because you pretend to be poor with the English language doesn't mean you're innocent and harmless. I'm on to you. :viking:

 Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 06:19:05 AM
Oh noessss. Think my cover is blown now.

*unregisteres* and oh *seriously considers a kangaroo boxing career* 

At least I did this forum good service by ridding you off it. Now go to the kangaroos. :viking:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 06:22:05 AM
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Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(



Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 06:23:17 AM
Quote
Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(

 Don't feel threatened by my plumpitude!  I'm really quite harmless!   :angel:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 06:25:34 AM
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Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(

 Don't feel threatened by my plumpitude!  I'm really quite harmless!   :angel:

You obviously haven't seen my bum if you think I'm intimidated. And no, I won't give you pictures of my bum, you pervert. :grrr:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 06:32:54 AM
Quote
Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(

 Don't feel threatened by my plumpitude!  I'm really quite harmless!   :angel:

You obviously haven't seen my bum if you think I'm intimidated. And no, I won't give you pictures of my bum, you pervert. :grrr:

 Are you a plumpster too? That's awesome! What are your favorite foods?  :viking:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: TA on May 16, 2011, 06:42:21 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 16, 2011, 06:43:32 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.

 I don't think he is leaving, the callout is good fun.  ;)
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Semicolon on May 16, 2011, 06:49:17 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.

 I don't think he is leaving, the callout is good fun.  ;)

CBC left me alone on I2 yesterday. :(

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Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: 'andersom' on May 16, 2011, 06:53:56 AM
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:




Well, that's a relief. You can donate all your gathered shit to make a bigger :poop: and thus enhance the icon of this magnificent place.

The fumes will make levitation more easy, no matter how big our bums.
 :meditate:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 06:56:51 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.

Uh ... you're obviously not succeeding there with the member recruitment if that's what you're here for. :laugh:

Nah, but seriously, thanks for your concern and your care. Appreciate it, mate.

Oh, and CBC. I'm not falling for your "nice girl" trap. Try it on someone not so naive, evil weeble.

From now on, I'm ignoring your subtle sexual advances. :nerdy:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: 'andersom' on May 16, 2011, 06:57:53 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.

Uh ... you're obviously not succeeding there with the member recruitment if that's what you're here for. :laugh:

Nah, but seriously, thanks for your concern and your care. Appreciate it, mate.

Oh, and CBC. I'm not falling for your "nice girl" trap. Try it on someone not so naive, evil weeble.

From now on, I'm ignoring your subtle sexual advances. :nerdy:

Oh, she did send you those pics via pm too?

You've got to admit it though, she is hot.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 07:00:57 AM
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:




Well, that's a relief. You can donate all your gathered shit to make a bigger :poop: and thus enhance the icon of this magnificent place.

The fumes will make levitation more easy, no matter how big our bums.
 :meditate:

You just admitted my shit is worth much more gold than all this forum along with its members. Thanks for your "honesty", your ugliness. :autism:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 07:02:27 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.

Uh ... you're obviously not succeeding there with the member recruitment if that's what you're here for. :laugh:

Nah, but seriously, thanks for your concern and your care. Appreciate it, mate.

Oh, and CBC. I'm not falling for your "nice girl" trap. Try it on someone not so naive, evil weeble.

From now on, I'm ignoring your subtle sexual advances. :nerdy:

Oh, she did send you those pics via pm too?

You've got to admit it though, she is hot.

Only if set on fire. :asthing:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: 'andersom' on May 16, 2011, 07:04:16 AM
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:




Well, that's a relief. You can donate all your gathered shit to make a bigger :poop: and thus enhance the icon of this magnificent place.

The fumes will make levitation more easy, no matter how big our bums.
 :meditate:

You just admitted my shit is worth much more gold than all this forum along with its members. Thanks for your "honesty", your ugliness. :autism:

See, you can do it. Take things the positive way.

But all our shit is grand. Not only yours.

As long as you are house-trained. And that seems to be the case with you.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 07:13:52 AM
Are you leaving I2? I joined here to help you get members for the men's forum. Don't leave mate.

 I don't think he is leaving, the callout is good fun.  ;)

CBC left me alone on I2 yesterday. :(

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Semicolon, don't think I'm letting you go away easily after having just posted in this thread. I also got something to say to you.

...

...

...

You're gay!
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 07:15:04 AM
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:




Well, that's a relief. You can donate all your gathered shit to make a bigger :poop: and thus enhance the icon of this magnificent place.

The fumes will make levitation more easy, no matter how big our bums.
 :meditate:

You just admitted my shit is worth much more gold than all this forum along with its members. Thanks for your "honesty", your ugliness. :autism:

See, you can do it. Take things the positive way.

But all our shit is grand. Not only yours.

As long as you are house-trained. And that seems to be the case with you.


My shit is bigger and stinkier than all your shits, suckas. :hahaha:

That makes me God. :orly:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Semicolon on May 16, 2011, 07:16:21 AM
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:




Well, that's a relief. You can donate all your gathered shit to make a bigger :poop: and thus enhance the icon of this magnificent place.

The fumes will make levitation more easy, no matter how big our bums.
 :meditate:

You just admitted my shit is worth much more gold than all this forum along with its members. Thanks for your "honesty", your ugliness. :autism:

See, you can do it. Take things the positive way.

But all our shit is grand. Not only yours.

As long as you are house-trained. And that seems to be the case with you.


My shit is bigger and stinkier than all your shits, suckas. :hahaha:

That makes me God. :orly:

It makes you the subject of Kit's next thread. :orly:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ZEGH8578 on May 16, 2011, 07:20:29 AM
*rolls sleeves up*

Take this! *bif*
And that! *paf*
and one of these! *boof*
aha!
*bif paf boof again!*
Take it!
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 07:50:09 AM
*rolls sleeves up*

Take this! *bif*
And that! *paf*
and one of these! *boof*
aha!
*bif paf boof again!*
Take it!

Take it? Oh you beat he does every which way. He is good mates with Penty afterall   :zoinks:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 07:59:03 AM
It makes you the subject of Kit's next thread. :orly:

I bet your were the subject of all her previous threads. :hahaha:

ZEGH, you think you're good at kung fu online? Try doing a jump spin kick in real life without having anyone train you and then come challenge me to a real fight. :headbang2:

Sir Les, seems like you're jealous that Penty has someone who loves him to the point of messing his whole face up. :autism:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:03:42 AM
MC. With a real fighter, needless bragging is a sign that you're an easy mark. :)
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:05:38 AM
MC. With a real fighter, needless bragging is a sign that you're an easy mark. :)

Why don't you try me then. I'm in the mood for making my opponent fighters bleed. :wanker:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:08:14 AM
Sexy Cthulhu, I hadn't mentioned you in this thread yet because you play so hard to get with me. And so I've chosen to play the same game with you. I mean, you say you're gay but you show no interest whatsoever in a good looking young man like me. You could at least flirt or something, but damn. You're such a fucking prude. >:D
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 08:11:25 AM
Sexy Cthulhu, I hadn't mentioned you in this thread yet because you play so hard to get with me. And so I've chosen to play the same game with you. I mean, you say you're gay but you show no interest whatsoever in a good looking young man like me. You could at least flirt or something, but damn. You're such a fucking prude. >:D

Aww I know your cock is sore from the amount of times you've whacked off thinking of me  :eyelash:

No need to be shy I won't bite you, I'll just swallow you whole  >:D
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:16:03 AM
Sexy Cthulhu, I hadn't mentioned you in this thread yet because you play so hard to get with me. And so I've chosen to play the same game with you. I mean, you say you're gay but you show no interest whatsoever in a good looking young man like me. You could at least flirt or something, but damn. You're such a fucking prude. >:D

Aww I know your cock is sore from the amount of times you've whacked off thinking of me  :eyelash:

No need to be shy I won't bite you, I'll just swallow you whole  >:D

Damn how can I resist your charmily seductive comment? :P
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 08:18:15 AM
Sexy Cthulhu, I hadn't mentioned you in this thread yet because you play so hard to get with me. And so I've chosen to play the same game with you. I mean, you say you're gay but you show no interest whatsoever in a good looking young man like me. You could at least flirt or something, but damn. You're such a fucking prude. >:D

Aww I know your cock is sore from the amount of times you've whacked off thinking of me  :eyelash:

No need to be shy I won't bite you, I'll just swallow you whole  >:D

Damn how can I resist your charmily seductive comment? :P

Because it's the truth?  :angel:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:19:01 AM
MC. With a real fighter, needless bragging is a sign that you're an easy mark. :)

Why don't you try me then. I'm in the mood for making my opponent fighters bleed. :wanker:

Chatter clouds the mind and weakens the body. Strengthening ones inner resolve through silence is a surefire way to achieve true strength. 8)
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:21:34 AM
MC. With a real fighter, needless bragging is a sign that you're an easy mark. :)

Why don't you try me then. I'm in the mood for making my opponent fighters bleed. :wanker:

Chatter clouds the mind and weakens the body. Strengthening ones inner resolve through silence is a surefire way to achieve true strength. 8)

Then you might as well stop chattering and start showing us some action instead of words. :viking:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:23:07 AM
MC. With a real fighter, needless bragging is a sign that you're an easy mark. :)

Why don't you try me then. I'm in the mood for making my opponent fighters bleed. :wanker:

Chatter clouds the mind and weakens the body. Strengthening ones inner resolve through silence is a surefire way to achieve true strength. 8)

Then you might as well stop chattering and start showing us some action instead of words. :viking:

You couldn't handle me with your little kung fu.  :laugh:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Squidusa on May 16, 2011, 08:24:23 AM
MC. With a real fighter, needless bragging is a sign that you're an easy mark. :)

Why don't you try me then. I'm in the mood for making my opponent fighters bleed. :wanker:

Chatter clouds the mind and weakens the body. Strengthening ones inner resolve through silence is a surefire way to achieve true strength. 8)

.....  and shotguns blast the motherfuckers away :litigious:

I think I just channelled PPK.  :orly:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:27:12 AM
Oh, don't get me started on PPK. That man thinks he's tough shit with his toy guns. :autism:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 08:29:52 AM
[Sir Les, seems like you're jealous that Penty has someone who loves him to the point of messing his whole face up. :autism:

I too have heard of Bukkake. Not an image I wanted to associate with you and Penty but what is thought can not be unthought.

On the subject of thinking, how is that working out for you these days? Managed to get the swing of it or are you flailing (and failing) around aimlessly. Maybe with a bit of practice you can hit your mark. Just think of Penty and it may help.   :laugh:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: TA on May 16, 2011, 08:30:31 AM
Congratulations on 500 posts MCalavera. POSTWHORE!
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 16, 2011, 08:34:17 AM
[Sir Les, seems like you're jealous that Penty has someone who loves him to the point of messing his whole face up. :autism:

I too have heard of Bukkake. Not an image I wanted to associate with you and Penty but what is thought can not be unthought.

On the subject of thinking, how is that working out for you these days? Managed to get the swing of it or are you flailing (and failing) around aimlessly. Maybe with a bit of practice you can hit your mark. Just think of Penty and it may help.   :laugh:

And just who the hell could stay hard enough to give penty a pearl necklace? Sounds impossible, with a face like his.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:48:38 AM
[Sir Les, seems like you're jealous that Penty has someone who loves him to the point of messing his whole face up. :autism:

I too have heard of Bukkake. Not an image I wanted to associate with you and Penty but what is thought can not be unthought.

On the subject of thinking, how is that working out for you these days? Managed to get the swing of it or are you flailing (and failing) around aimlessly. Maybe with a bit of practice you can hit your mark. Just think of Penty and it may help.   :laugh:

Ah, so one of the giants finally gathers up the courage to challenge me.

Sir Les, thinking of Penty all day, eh? I mean, you've mentioned him just as much as I did. Is that why you're always fail at being a legend in this crappy forum? :zoinks:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:49:30 AM
Congratulations on 500 posts MCalavera. POSTWHORE!

At least I have more than 500 posts. What kind of a postWHORE are you? :laugh:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 08:50:48 AM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

Oh no, I'm being flamed. What should I do? :GA:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Parts on May 16, 2011, 08:54:05 AM
Embrace your Darkside :flame:

For there is no turning back now
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 08:58:17 AM
Alright, enough joking around for me. I have now fully reached the dark side.

Thank you all for your cooperation with me. Now I can take a bit of a break from constant posting.

By the way, you're all cool and awesome and all this shit. Except for Penty and Kayleigh, that is.

Hope I didn't harm anyone in this thread. :P


Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Parts on May 16, 2011, 08:59:24 AM
You made me cry :'(
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: TA on May 16, 2011, 08:59:46 AM
Congratulations on 500 posts MCalavera. POSTWHORE!

At least I have more than 500 posts. What kind of a postWHORE are you? :laugh:

I don't think I can ever make a postwhore because I tend to think too much about what I should say.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:01:07 AM
You made me cry :'(

Thank fuck I was not the only one.  :-[
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:02:20 AM
Quote from: TheAnonymous link=topic=17632.msjavascript:void(0);
autismg766019#msg766019 date=1305557986
Congratulations on 500 posts MCalavera. POSTWHORE!

At least I have more than 500 posts. What kind of a postWHORE are you? :laugh:

I don't think I can ever make a postwhore because I tend to think too much about what I should say.

Thinking is over-rated. You believe I think before I post?
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:02:54 AM
Alright, enough joking around for me. I have now fully reached the dark side.

Thank you all for your cooperation with me. Now I can take a bit of a break from constant posting.

By the way, you're all cool and awesome and all this shit. Except for Penty and Kayleigh, that is.

Hope I didn't harm anyone in this thread. :P




Done well mate.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ZEGH8578 on May 16, 2011, 09:10:54 AM
you know aht ima take on ALL of you bitches ALL of you >:'O
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/8/14/1250266174749/Al-Pacino-in-Scarface-198-001.jpg)

wait, whats this one thread about again :I
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
This thread seriously worries me.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 09:49:04 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

Looks like I triggered some madmen. :'(
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 16, 2011, 09:51:26 AM
German Apple Strudel

Ingredients

1 Granny Smith apple - peeled, cored and coarsely shredded
3 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup golden raisins
1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Place apples in a large bowl. Stir in brown sugar and golden raisins; set aside. Place puff pastry on baking sheet. Roll lightly with a rolling pin. Arrange apple filling down the middle of the pastry lengthwise. Fold the pastry lengthwise around the mixture. Seal edges of pastry by using a bit of water on your fingers, and rubbing the pastry edges together. Whisk egg and milk together, and brush onto top of pastry.
Bake in preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until golden brown.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:51:34 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

Be brave little soldier.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: 'andersom' on May 16, 2011, 09:52:07 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

You can pm me if you need to.

I won't tell.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:52:29 AM
German Apple Strudel

Ingredients

1 Granny Smith apple - peeled, cored and coarsely shredded
3 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup golden raisins
1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Place apples in a large bowl. Stir in brown sugar and golden raisins; set aside. Place puff pastry on baking sheet. Roll lightly with a rolling pin. Arrange apple filling down the middle of the pastry lengthwise. Fold the pastry lengthwise around the mixture. Seal edges of pastry by using a bit of water on your fingers, and rubbing the pastry edges together. Whisk egg and milk together, and brush onto top of pastry.
Bake in preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until golden brown.

 :plus:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:53:09 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

Be brave little soldier.

:viking:

Besides, the voices are telling me that he comes in peace.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 16, 2011, 09:55:41 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

Be brave little soldier.

:viking:

Besides, the voices are telling me that he comes in peace.

...to be sent back in pieces....muhahaha. (My little voices rock)
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:57:36 AM
My voices tell me to ... correct him. ;D
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 10:00:58 AM
Alright, enough joking around for me. I have now fully reached the dark side.

Thank you all for your cooperation with me. Now I can take a bit of a break from constant posting.

By the way, you're all cool and awesome and all this shit. Except for Penty and Kayleigh, that is.

Hope I didn't harm anyone in this thread. :P


*puts away jumper cables, car battery, bucket of water, axe, duct tape, ether soaked cloth, rope and chair and switches off the furance*

That's alright, no harm no foul. :green:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ZEGH8578 on May 16, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
lets see you daaance sucka you got nothing on me!

lets see you - - - daaance!
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 10:07:20 AM
lets see you daaance sucka you got nothing on me!

lets see you - - - daaance!

Trust me. You don't wanna see me dance. People pay me just to stop dancing.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: TA on May 16, 2011, 10:10:06 AM
lets see you daaance sucka you got nothing on me!

lets see you - - - daaance!

Trust me. You don't wanna see me dance. People pay me just to stop dancing.
:lol: I don't dance either
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: ZEGH8578 on May 16, 2011, 10:11:33 AM
i danced ONE time
in my entire life
(during conscript service, but in a civilian setting (a nightclub) in civilian clothing)
drunk


i sortof naturally took on a sortof.. zulu warrior/hunter tribal thing
you know? like a hunchy position, hooga-chaka hooga-chaka!

and people actually moved away a little :]
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Callaway on May 16, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 16, 2011, 05:05:20 PM
You guys have ruined my life. Ever since I came here, I've stopped going out except to work (and even there, I go here more than I work), I've stopped playing video games, and stopped taking showers. I divorced my four wives, and I no longer have friends or girlfriends. Once a WP fan, now I'm a big addict to this forum. This forum makes me go high on cyber drugs, no thanks to yous.

This has been a very embarrassing journey for me. I want my time, my money and my energy back.

Thank you!
Careful what you do on the internet at work.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 16, 2011, 09:48:00 PM
Good advice. Thankfully, I'm in full control of the operating computers at work. So no worries. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Scrapheap on May 29, 2011, 10:10:16 PM
Holy shit, is it Wednesday already? :o

Sounds like opposite day has come early...

Yeah, as you can see, I'm going insane, thanks to you, specifically. Aren't you the one who led me here? What were you thinking getting me into this whole mess?

Sir Les, don't bother writing me long useless replies full of nothing. You know, as always, you lack substance to your posts and neglect all the important details to be noted. You're no good and that's why I could never take you seriously. if you want me to start respecting you, you better back your shit up.

And to Callaway, you think I care about the rules you keep imposing on me. You and your silly rules! Being too rigid with the forum rules will only lead to your downfall and the downfall of this forum. Try being more pleasant with your fellow members for once. Maybe, you know, quiz them fun riddles and mathematical questions for a change.

Odeon, what kind of webmaster uses SMF for forum hosting. All smart admins use phpbb version 2 (the fully supported version). Ever wondered why we can't upload YouTube videos here comfortably? Yeah, that's right. Cause your forum server is crap and you don't use Windows. You should've thought about all this before deciding to be the webmaster of this forum.

And who else is there to complain about? Ah, this Jeremy MLA dude ... or should I say dudette? You know you're a fake. Admit it. You're just a 80 year old grandma who never had a kid.

And CBC? Your weebleness sucks ass. Why can't you just fall for once? :grrr:

All of yous suck. The only person here whom I have no problems with is Penty. That pigfucker is a gentle lovely soul and you are fucking monsters for being mean to him. Oh, and sexy Kayleigh too. I love her to bits more than Renaeden could ever do.

I've said what I had to say. Now what was this about me being afraid to call out the big giants of the forum?

you left me out, now I feel sad. :emosad:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: odeon on May 30, 2011, 12:59:22 AM
Attack his emoness, MCalavera!  :hahaha:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Calavera on May 30, 2011, 06:23:48 AM
Sorry, Scrap, I already got my Elder status. You came at the wrong time. :autism:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: P7PSP on May 30, 2011, 06:32:33 AM
Sorry, Scrap, I already got my Elder status. You came at the wrong time emo fuck. :autism:
Wow, that's harsh Macv.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: 'andersom' on May 30, 2011, 06:47:42 AM
Sorry, Scrap, I already got my Elder status. You came at the wrong time emo fuck. :autism:
Wow, that's harsh Macv.  :zoinks:
  :lol: :plus:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Semicolon on May 30, 2011, 09:54:55 AM
Sorry, Scrap, I already got my Elder status. You came at the wrong time. :autism:

It's better to come too late than to come too soon. :arrr: :zoinks:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Scrapheap on May 30, 2011, 10:45:53 AM
Sorry, Scrap, I already got my Elder status. You came at the wrong time. :autism:

It's better to come too late than to come too soon. :arrr: :zoinks:

DAMNIT EOB!!! quit stealing my lines!!! :tantrum:















































:rofl:  :plus:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 30, 2011, 11:05:21 AM
What's EOB?
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Semicolon on May 30, 2011, 11:26:05 AM
What's EOB?

Were you aware, that in Fanuc CNC G code programming, there's a semicolon at the end of every line of programming? But it's not reffered to as as semicolon, it's reffered to as End Of Block, or EOB.

So if i ever call you EOB, that's the same thing as a semicolon.  8)
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 30, 2011, 11:57:26 AM
Thanks.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Squidusa on June 03, 2011, 12:02:10 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls


(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_darth_vader_6.jpg)


^ Callaway  :lol:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Callaway on June 03, 2011, 06:24:30 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls


(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_darth_vader_6.jpg)


^ Callaway  :lol:

 :lol:

Actually, I was Princess Leia for Halloween two years ago and my husband was Darth Vader.  I made both of our costumes except for his helmet and twisted my long hair into two cinnamon buns over my ears.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Semicolon on June 03, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls


(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_darth_vader_6.jpg)


^ Callaway  :lol:

 :lol:

Actually, I was Princess Leia for Halloween two years ago and my husband was Darth Vader.  I made both of our costumes except for his helmet and twisted my long hair into two cinnamon buns over my ears.

/me waits for the inevitable question about whether you wore a white robe or a gold bikini.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Squidusa on June 03, 2011, 09:01:06 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls


(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_darth_vader_6.jpg)


^ Callaway  :lol:

 :lol:

Actually, I was Princess Leia for Halloween two years ago and my husband was Darth Vader.  I made both of our costumes except for his helmet and twisted my long hair into two cinnamon buns over my ears.

Very creative.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Scrapheap on June 04, 2011, 12:17:17 PM
So who won this callout??  :dunno:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 04, 2011, 01:10:39 PM
So who won this callout??  :dunno:

     We all did.  :grouphug:
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Callaway on June 04, 2011, 02:13:46 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls


(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_darth_vader_6.jpg)


^ Callaway  :lol:

 :lol:

Actually, I was Princess Leia for Halloween two years ago and my husband was Darth Vader.  I made both of our costumes except for his helmet and twisted my long hair into two cinnamon buns over my ears.

/me waits for the inevitable question about whether you wore a white robe or a gold bikini.

I wore a white long dress with a leather belt and a hood.

It was too cold for a metal bikini and Princess Leia didn't wear her hair in buns with the gold bikini, anyway.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Semicolon on June 04, 2011, 04:22:32 PM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BD0HZtJls


(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_darth_vader_6.jpg)


^ Callaway  :lol:

 :lol:

Actually, I was Princess Leia for Halloween two years ago and my husband was Darth Vader.  I made both of our costumes except for his helmet and twisted my long hair into two cinnamon buns over my ears.

/me waits for the inevitable question about whether you wore a white robe or a gold bikini.

I wore a white long dress with a leather belt and a hood.

It was too cold for a metal bikini and Princess Leia didn't wear her hair in buns with the gold bikini, anyway.

:plus: for your insistence on accuracy.
Title: Re: MCalavera vs I2
Post by: Scrapheap on August 06, 2011, 11:41:31 PM
 :eyebrows:

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