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Title: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 06, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
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DukeNukem Has entered the room
Heinrich[8:28:14 PM]: lol hi
DukeNukem[8:28:45 PM]: My dick is in my hand.
Squid_thing[2:29:13 AM]: all 2 inches of it?
DukeNukem[8:29:35 PM]: It's actually about 4 inches when fully erected.
Heinrich[8:30:13 PM]: are you gonna post it on i2?
DukeNukem[8:31:02 PM]: Yeah.
Squid_thing[2:32:02 AM]: Wow I'm sure all the girls here are craving 4 inches of pi- man meat.
DukeNukem[8:32:33 PM]: It's not man meat, it's STEEL.
Squid_thing[2:33:31 AM]: oh , I hear steel is a popular sex toy on the gay scene

Oh heavens , so studly , I think I just grew a vagina  :eyelash:  :vibrator:

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Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: PuppetSockPenguin on May 08, 2011, 05:01:34 AM
My middle fingers are about 4 inches long.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 08, 2011, 08:09:29 AM
There has being one case where a guy's finger was used to replace his penis, srsly.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: DukeNukem on May 08, 2011, 10:38:58 AM
4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Frolic_Fun on May 08, 2011, 11:16:01 AM
4 when erect is small.

The average is 4 when floppy.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Adam on May 08, 2011, 11:32:01 AM
4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
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But you come in a HUGE package
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 08, 2011, 12:26:46 PM
4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:

Judging by the size of your intellectual capacity , I highly doubt that.  :pwned:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: DukeNukem on May 08, 2011, 01:34:33 PM
4 when erect is small.

The average is 4 when floppy.

My penis is like Godzilla rising out of the ocean. At first, there's nothing, but then, a giant green monster comes out and growls while pounding his chest! RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!! :orly:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: TheoK on May 08, 2011, 01:36:39 PM
 :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:00:03 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:

If mine was 4 inches i'd chop my neck off.  Or save up for surgery(an extension, not a removal)  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 08, 2011, 02:02:36 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:

If mine was 4 inches i'd chop my neck off.  Or save up for surgery(an extension, not a removal)  :zoinks:


 :lol:

Actually I apologise for the self-conciousness comment that was undeserved.
As I said I've never actually measured mine , never felt it was important. :P
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Frolic_Fun on May 08, 2011, 02:03:57 PM
Trying to instill insecurity into others shows the original person is insecure, methinks.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 08, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Trying to instill insecurity into others shows the original person is insecure, methinks.

 :agreed:

Thats why I apologised , I'm not insecure because I don't actually know the length.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:06:05 PM
Ok  :-*

I guess it depends who you're dating, if you're the reciever its not important anyway  :zoinks:

Some girls obviously like as big as possible, and will date a black guy, hoping they have a subway- footlong  :orly:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Frolic_Fun on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM
Ok  :-*

I guess it depends who you're dating, if you're the reciever its not important anyway  :zoinks:

Some girls obviously like as big as possible, and will date a black guy, hoping they have a subway- footlong  :orly:

Well considering I'm gay , I'm thinking the smaller the better as I'm likely to be the receiver  :zoinks:

I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:11:01 PM
But she should be complaining or moaning if its big  :autism:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:12:00 PM
Thought all guys measured at some time or another. If I had one, I would so measure it.

You can measure mine  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 08, 2011, 02:16:00 PM
Thought all guys measured at some time or another. If I had one, I would so measure it.

You can measure mine  :zoinks:
:laugh: Removed that post. Thought maybe butting in to guy talk and being ignored.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:23:32 PM
It will always be there now   :P
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 08, 2011, 02:27:11 PM
That's okay.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:48:27 PM
lol
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: eris on May 08, 2011, 09:14:35 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:


If I had a penis I would measure it everyday

I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Semicolon on May 08, 2011, 09:34:56 PM
4 when erect is small.

The average is 4 when floppy.

My penis is like Godzilla rising out of the ocean. At first, there's nothing, but then, a giant green monster comes out and growls while pounding his chest! RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!! :orly:

Green? You should see a doctor. :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: P7PSP on May 08, 2011, 10:38:43 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on May 09, 2011, 03:59:46 AM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:


If I had a penis I would measure it everyday

I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average

Ah thanks for answering.
I'm honestly not that bothered about cock , I just see it as a tool , both sexual and practical wise.

I don't have the typical guy approach to my dick , no  :P
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 09, 2011, 09:51:02 AM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:


If I had a penis I would measure it everyday

I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average

Do girls ever measure depth?  This seems like a double-standard here  :viking:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: eris on May 09, 2011, 10:03:10 AM
have i ever stuck a yardstick up my vag ?


no :D but if i ever do, ill post the results
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 09, 2011, 10:07:39 AM
have i ever stuck a yardstick up my vag ?


no :D but if i ever do, ill post the results

I'll be waiting  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 09, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: P7PSP on May 09, 2011, 12:20:52 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 09, 2011, 12:22:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105.  :thumbup:

 I imagine a coughing fit would bring similar results!   :nerd!:
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 09, 2011, 12:25:53 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105.  :thumbup:

 I imagine a coughing fit would bring similar results!   :nerd!:

That's why I always keep pepper spray in my nightstand.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 10:31:41 AM
sneezing is also 1/7 of an orgasm isn't it?
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: eris on June 15, 2011, 03:16:19 PM
I fucking hate the world, you know that ?

And everyone in it

I hope the whole fucking world

EXPLODES

and everyone dies

in a big

red

MUDDY MESS


and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist


I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Squidusa on June 15, 2011, 03:29:51 PM
I fucking hate the world, you know that ?

And everyone in it

I hope the whole fucking world

EXPLODES

and everyone dies

in a big

red

MUDDY MESS


and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist


I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off

 :-\

Gonna send a PM to you Eris keep an eye on your inbox.
Title: Re: Pentagrams Penis
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 16, 2011, 10:30:49 AM
I fucking hate the world, you know that ?

And everyone in it

I hope the whole fucking world

EXPLODES

and everyone dies

in a big

red

MUDDY MESS


and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist


I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off

Welcome to reality. :zoinks: