INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Squidusa on May 06, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
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DukeNukem Has entered the room
Heinrich[8:28:14 PM]: lol hi
DukeNukem[8:28:45 PM]: My dick is in my hand.
Squid_thing[2:29:13 AM]: all 2 inches of it?
DukeNukem[8:29:35 PM]: It's actually about 4 inches when fully erected.
Heinrich[8:30:13 PM]: are you gonna post it on i2?
DukeNukem[8:31:02 PM]: Yeah.
Squid_thing[2:32:02 AM]: Wow I'm sure all the girls here are craving 4 inches of pi- man meat.
DukeNukem[8:32:33 PM]: It's not man meat, it's STEEL.
Squid_thing[2:33:31 AM]: oh , I hear steel is a popular sex toy on the gay scene
Oh heavens , so studly , I think I just grew a vagina :eyelash: :vibrator:
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My middle fingers are about 4 inches long.
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There has being one case where a guy's finger was used to replace his penis, srsly.
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4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
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4 when erect is small.
The average is 4 when floppy.
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4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
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But you come in a HUGE package
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4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
Judging by the size of your intellectual capacity , I highly doubt that. :pwned:
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4 when erect is small.
The average is 4 when floppy.
My penis is like Godzilla rising out of the ocean. At first, there's nothing, but then, a giant green monster comes out and growls while pounding his chest! RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!! :orly:
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:facepalm2:
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.
Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though. :LOL:
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.
Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though. :LOL:
If mine was 4 inches i'd chop my neck off. Or save up for surgery(an extension, not a removal) :zoinks:
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.
Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though. :LOL:
If mine was 4 inches i'd chop my neck off. Or save up for surgery(an extension, not a removal) :zoinks:
:lol:
Actually I apologise for the self-conciousness comment that was undeserved.
As I said I've never actually measured mine , never felt it was important. :P
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Trying to instill insecurity into others shows the original person is insecure, methinks.
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Trying to instill insecurity into others shows the original person is insecure, methinks.
:agreed:
Thats why I apologised , I'm not insecure because I don't actually know the length. :laugh:
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Ok :-*
I guess it depends who you're dating, if you're the reciever its not important anyway :zoinks:
Some girls obviously like as big as possible, and will date a black guy, hoping they have a subway- footlong :orly:
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I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
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Ok :-*
I guess it depends who you're dating, if you're the reciever its not important anyway :zoinks:
Some girls obviously like as big as possible, and will date a black guy, hoping they have a subway- footlong :orly:
Well considering I'm gay , I'm thinking the smaller the better as I'm likely to be the receiver :zoinks:
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good :lol:
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But she should be complaining or moaning if its big :autism:
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Thought all guys measured at some time or another. If I had one, I would so measure it.
You can measure mine :zoinks:
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Thought all guys measured at some time or another. If I had one, I would so measure it.
You can measure mine :zoinks:
:laugh: Removed that post. Thought maybe butting in to guy talk and being ignored.
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It will always be there now :P
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That's okay.
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lol
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.
Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though. :LOL:
If I had a penis I would measure it everyday
I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average
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4 when erect is small.
The average is 4 when floppy.
My penis is like Godzilla rising out of the ocean. At first, there's nothing, but then, a giant green monster comes out and growls while pounding his chest! RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!! :orly:
Green? You should see a doctor. :zombiefuck:
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I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member. :zoinks: :viking:
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.
Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though. :LOL:
If I had a penis I would measure it everyday
I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average
Ah thanks for answering.
I'm honestly not that bothered about cock , I just see it as a tool , both sexual and practical wise.
I don't have the typical guy approach to my dick , no :P
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Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off :-*
Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.
Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though. :LOL:
If I had a penis I would measure it everyday
I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average
Do girls ever measure depth? This seems like a double-standard here :viking:
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have i ever stuck a yardstick up my vag ?
no :D but if i ever do, ill post the results
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have i ever stuck a yardstick up my vag ?
no :D but if i ever do, ill post the results
I'll be waiting :zoinks:
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I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member. :zoinks: :viking:
How do you know this? :zoinks:
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I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member. :zoinks: :viking:
How do you know this? :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105. :thumbup:
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I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member. :zoinks: :viking:
How do you know this? :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105. :thumbup:
I imagine a coughing fit would bring similar results! :nerd!:
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I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member. :zoinks: :viking:
How do you know this? :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105. :thumbup:
I imagine a coughing fit would bring similar results! :nerd!:
That's why I always keep pepper spray in my nightstand.
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sneezing is also 1/7 of an orgasm isn't it?
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I fucking hate the world, you know that ?
And everyone in it
I hope the whole fucking world
EXPLODES
and everyone dies
in a big
red
MUDDY MESS
and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist
I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off
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I fucking hate the world, you know that ?
And everyone in it
I hope the whole fucking world
EXPLODES
and everyone dies
in a big
red
MUDDY MESS
and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist
I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off
:-\
Gonna send a PM to you Eris keep an eye on your inbox.
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I fucking hate the world, you know that ?
And everyone in it
I hope the whole fucking world
EXPLODES
and everyone dies
in a big
red
MUDDY MESS
and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist
I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off
Welcome to reality. :zoinks: