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Title: Zombie proof house
Post by: Parts on May 05, 2011, 03:04:26 PM
I saw this on a contractor forum I go to. I'm  all for security but really.  Would be good for storms too. Thought some here might like it.

(http://i.imgur.com/MBwQc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GrU2M.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GN4td.jpg)

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: TheoK on May 05, 2011, 03:07:42 PM
Zombies are  :viking:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 05, 2011, 03:20:35 PM
I like it. When I felt like hiding from the world I could just lock it up and nobody could annoy me :)
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: DukeNukem on May 05, 2011, 03:29:28 PM
Looks more like an office building than a house.
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 05, 2011, 04:06:15 PM
Great house. Lots of windows, but at night, close sesame. Might actually be able to sleep in a place like that.
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 05, 2011, 04:18:42 PM
I love it  :viking:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Icequeen on May 05, 2011, 05:39:28 PM
Awesome!!

I want one.

No more fear of killer zombies, family, inlaws, neighborhood kids...:heart:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 05, 2011, 07:03:13 PM
Are the security lights to keep people from banging on it?  Or stealing the sod?
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 05, 2011, 07:04:09 PM
Are the security lights to keep people from banging on it?  Or stealing the sod?
For ease of sniper activity from the roof.
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: odeon on May 06, 2011, 12:21:29 AM
Thank you for bringing this important issue to my attention. I have been wondering how zombie-proof my house and this is just what I need. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Parts on May 06, 2011, 05:18:11 AM
Once you build it all you have left to to is get it all stocked up

 :scotch: :scotch: :bounce: :bounce: :booty: :booty: :tooledup: :tooledup: :tooledup: :tooledup:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 06, 2011, 05:30:15 AM
 It's an awesome fortress, but what if the occupant were unconscious and in need of emergency medical help or rescue from fire?
 How hard would it be for an ambulance crew to get in?  The fire department could probably use axes, but what about the EMTs?   :orly:
 
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Parts on May 06, 2011, 05:33:40 AM
It's an awesome fortress, but what if the occupant were unconscious and in need of emergency medical help or rescue from fire?
 How hard would it be for an ambulance crew to get in?  The fire department could probably use axes, but what about the EMTs?   :orly:
  

I think they would need a demo saw
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgINfNNktIxWwd9tIZehohNROfUpadzrwMTkNnZ1ZJ1JeVvHIk)

Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 06, 2011, 05:36:02 AM
It's an awesome fortress, but what if the occupant were unconscious and in need of emergency medical help or rescue from fire?
 How hard would it be for an ambulance crew to get in?  The fire department could probably use axes, but what about the EMTs?   :orly:
 

I think they would need a demo saw
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http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgINfNNktIxWwd9tIZehohNROfUpadzrwMTkNnZ1ZJ1JeVvHIk



 How likely is it that they would have one?   :orly:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Parts on May 06, 2011, 05:38:47 AM
Opps I messed up the photo fixed
They have them in most rescue trucks they cut almost anything. in construction they use them to cut cement, stone and brick
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 06, 2011, 05:40:20 AM
Opps I messed up the photo fixed
They have them in most rescue trucks they cut almost anything. in construction they use them to cut cement, stone and brick

 Oh, OK, cool!  I suppose if I did buy such a home I would just inform my local fire department that I lived in a speshul house!  :asthing:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 06, 2011, 07:06:27 AM
Once you build it all you have left to to is get it all stocked up
Would be willing to bet that place has a basement and a hoard.
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 06, 2011, 07:19:08 AM
Once you build it all you have left to to is get it all stocked up
Would be willing to bet that place has a basement and a hoard.

 Now I REALLY want to live there!   :autism:
Title: Re: Zombie proof house
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 06, 2011, 10:18:52 AM
Be a bugger if you locked yourself out.

Apart from that ....Love it