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I like bunnies. They are delicious.
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Should it be a secret thread for the good confessions? :autism:
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Should it be a secret thread for the good confessions? :autism:
Why would guests register if they could read our secret bunny recipes as guests? :dunno: They should have to register for that information. :orly:
I like bagpipe music.
Bagpipes are awesome :thumbup:
Bagpipes are awesome :thumbup:
They stir the blood and raise the spirit! They are noble and :viking: !
My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. >:D >:D >:D
My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. >:D >:D >:D
My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. >:D >:D >:D
Did he get sick anytime thereafter? :zombiefuck:
Yes, I was rather proud of myself. I don't think he got sick afterwards, sadly.
He later showed everyone what a complete bastard he was when he split up with my friend. They had taped themselves having sex lots of times, and he sent the video to everyone he knew. He really was a shit person.
Good video though :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. >:D >:D >:D
Did he get sick anytime thereafter? :zombiefuck:
He shouldn't as urine is sterile. Nice move Butterflies :autism:
I confess you both suck. :smarty: No you may not eat my bunny. You must admit, she was a cutie!I like bunnies. They are delicious.
:agreed: yum
Yes, I was rather proud of myself. I don't think he got sick afterwards, sadly.
He later showed everyone what a complete bastard he was when he split up with my friend. They had taped themselves having sex lots of times, and he sent the video to everyone he knew. He really was a shit person.
Good video though :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:
:needpics:
I confess you both suck. :smarty: No you may not eat my bunny. You must admit, she was a cutie!I like bunnies. They are delicious.
:agreed: yum
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/Canuk1975/194.jpg)
Leesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. ;) She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl.
She was truly one of a kind. She passed away December 2009. Four days after Ella, my other bunny passed away. She was quite bonded to Ella, even though Ella, so much older than Leesha, really couldn't stand her. I was kinda comical. :laugh:Leesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. ;) She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl.
Dear sweet precious comforting little animal. I love her now and I never even met her. :'(
She was truly one of a kind. She passed away December 2009. Four days after Ella, my other bunny passed away. She was quite bonded to Ella, even though Ella, so much older than Leesha, really couldn't stand her. I was kinda comical. :laugh:Leesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. ;) She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl.
Dear sweet precious comforting little animal. I love her now and I never even met her. :'(
My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. >:D >:D >:D
Actually, Leesha would not so sweetly charge Ella's cage since she was pissed off at not being accepted. She was a fiesty thing. :laugh:She was truly one of a kind. She passed away December 2009. Four days after Ella, my other bunny passed away. She was quite bonded to Ella, even though Ella, so much older than Leesha, really couldn't stand her. I was kinda comical. :laugh:Leesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. ;) She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl.
Dear sweet precious comforting little animal. I love her now and I never even met her. :'(
Now I'm picturing Ella snubbing Leesha and Leesha sweetly, cluelessly persisting! :asthing:
Actually, Leesha would not so sweetly charge Ella's cage since she was pissed off at not being accepted. She was a fiesty thing. :laugh:She was truly one of a kind. She passed away December 2009. Four days after Ella, my other bunny passed away. She was quite bonded to Ella, even though Ella, so much older than Leesha, really couldn't stand her. I was kinda comical. :laugh:Leesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. ;) She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl.
Dear sweet precious comforting little animal. I love her now and I never even met her. :'(
Now I'm picturing Ella snubbing Leesha and Leesha sweetly, cluelessly persisting! :asthing:
I confess I've hijacked the confession thread. :angel:
My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. >:D >:D >:D
so my boyfriend threw a beer bottle at him and hit him in the eye.
I confess.. I OCD-like brush my teeth for about half an hour everyday. First I 'waterpik' systematically all gaps between the teeth with 4:1 water/alc. mouth-water mixture, then I electrically brush all teeth and I finish off with a manual brush cleaning the chewing part of my teeth.
And I use only the manual brush inbetween, whenever..
Bit freakish maybe.. but also confessing here I'm quite terrified for the dentist and in my logic it stands to reason I should take care of my teeth the best I can.
I put a 'tampon' in the spout of the teapot
in the teachers 'staff' room at school.
It was still there a week later, but then i left :dunno:
I put a 'tampon' in the spout of the teapot
in the teachers 'staff' room at school.
It was still there a week later, but then i left :dunno:
A used or a clean one?
I confess I'm wearing my favourite bra. Lavender/pink/white plaid pattern. Then my daughter said it looks like I decorated my boobs for easter :laugh:
:agreed:I confess I'm wearing my favourite bra. Lavender/pink/white plaid pattern. Then my daughter said it looks like I decorated my boobs for easter :laugh:
:needpics:
:plus: for Easter bewbs.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_w5f3UlLWqk4/Sd9Cpsh7J5I/AAAAAAAAAoI/HNm_eoPk9xg/s320/Easter_boobs.jpg)Even though I suspect that isn't you :plus: for artistic license. :thumbup: :lol:
You would sure make bank doing that. :thumbup:
I want to work a season on a crab boat, like on Deadliest Catch.
You would sure make bank doing that. :thumbup:
I want to work a season on a crab boat, like on Deadliest Catch.
That is part of what draws me to another job. Money is the major part.You would sure make bank doing that. :thumbup:
I want to work a season on a crab boat, like on Deadliest Catch.
Yeah, but it's more the difficulty and danger that draws me to it.
I love acid green nail varnish :snowman:
I love acid green nail varnish :snowman:
Callaway was guessing earlier that you would choose that color instead of black! :toporly:
I confess I'm sick and feel like shit and I want to whine about it. There. I'm done. :P
i confess that i love making things in plasticine :emb:
..and....Lego
i confess that i love making things in plasticine :emb:
..and....Lego
Nothing wrong with that, it will mean many fun times for you and the urchin! It's good to play, whatever your age. :toy:
tut tut go to your room psychophant :eyebrows:
Confess to having a sizable toilet paper hoard.
tut tut go to your room psychophant :eyebrows:
tut tut go to your room psychophant :eyebrows:
.......And I'll be up in a minute with the :spank: and the :dominatrix: ? :zoinks:
Sex drugs and rock and roll........................film at eleven! :snowing:
I confess that the ex has gone from being in a cranky snit to giving me the silent treatment. I suppose his thinks this upsets me. He has no idea that I'm darn near europhoric about it :green:
I confess that the ex has gone from being in a cranky snit to giving me the silent treatment. I suppose his thinks this upsets me. He has no idea that I'm darn near europhoric about it :green:
Maybe you could encourage him by sighing a little whenever he's giving you the silent treatment?
I confess that the ex has gone from being in a cranky snit to giving me the silent treatment. I suppose his thinks this upsets me. He has no idea that I'm darn near europhoric about it :green:
Maybe you could encourage him by sighing a little whenever he's giving you the silent treatment?
Brilliant. I shall try that! :lol:
If I drank every time he ignored me, I'd be under the table well before noon. :laugh:I confess that the ex has gone from being in a cranky snit to giving me the silent treatment. I suppose his thinks this upsets me. He has no idea that I'm darn near europhoric about it :green:
Maybe you could encourage him by sighing a little whenever he's giving you the silent treatment?
Brilliant. I shall try that! :lol:
And crack open a bottle of champagne each time he tries to make out he's ignoring you. :orly:
If I drank every time he ignored me, I'd be under the table well before noon. :laugh:I confess that the ex has gone from being in a cranky snit to giving me the silent treatment. I suppose his thinks this upsets me. He has no idea that I'm darn near europhoric about it :green:
Maybe you could encourage him by sighing a little whenever he's giving you the silent treatment?
Brilliant. I shall try that! :lol:
And crack open a bottle of champagne each time he tries to make out he's ignoring you. :orly:
I confess that my need for chocolate has now been fulfilled :green:
I confess that my need for chocolate has now been fulfilled :green:
You can send what is left to me then. I think I may be in dire need of it before the end of the week.
^²:lol:
Iz confess I think the lord almighty works in mysterious ways.
Oh, and bless you, my child.. um, CG, I mean.
(surry, know your stance a little.. just being silly here)
I confess the royal wedding is a big deal in Canada and I shall be watching from beginning to end. :raining:
I confess the royal wedding is a big deal in Canada and I shall be watching from beginning to end. :raining:
No, the wedding itself starts at 6am EST. I'm getting up at 5am to watch some of the procession though as the royals make their way to the church. Monkeygirl is turning 6 tomorrow so the fact that someone with the same name as her is marrying a prince on her birthday, well that is a HUGE deal. She's going to watch it with me :green:I confess the royal wedding is a big deal in Canada and I shall be watching from beginning to end. :raining:
Doesn't it start at like 2 am EST?
No, the wedding itself starts at 6am EST. I'm getting up at 5am to watch some of the procession though as the royals make their way to the church. Monkeygirl is turning 6 tomorrow so the fact that someone with the same name as her is marrying a prince on her birthday, well that is a HUGE deal. She's going to watch it with me :green:I confess the royal wedding is a big deal in Canada and I shall be watching from beginning to end. :raining:
Doesn't it start at like 2 am EST?
No, the wedding itself starts at 6am EST. I'm getting up at 5am to watch some of the procession though as the royals make their way to the church. Monkeygirl is turning 6 tomorrow so the fact that someone with the same name as her is marrying a prince on her birthday, well that is a HUGE deal. She's going to watch it with me :green:I confess the royal wedding is a big deal in Canada and I shall be watching from beginning to end. :raining:
Doesn't it start at like 2 am EST?
No, the wedding itself starts at 6am EST. I'm getting up at 5am to watch some of the procession though as the royals make their way to the church. Monkeygirl is turning 6 tomorrow so the fact that someone with the same name as her is marrying a prince on her birthday, well that is a HUGE deal. She's going to watch it with me :green:I confess the royal wedding is a big deal in Canada and I shall be watching from beginning to end. :raining:
Doesn't it start at like 2 am EST?
Happy birthday to your little girl. :cake:
We're still part of the commonwealth so anything that goes on with the Royals is big news here. :viking:
Thanks for the birthday wishes for the wee one. :)
i confess that i have just had a peek on the tv, and have seen the sultan of brunai, and the king and queen of norway arrive - nice hat. mohammed al fayed too....
...oh the hat's, and one woman has got an antler on her head :screwy:
i confess that i have just had a peek on the tv, and have seen the sultan of brunai, and the king and queen of norway arrive - nice hat. mohammed al fayed too....All I can say is what the flip was Beatrice thinking :facepalm2:
...oh the hat's, and one woman has got an antler on her head :screwy:
Who is Fergie? I know she's the wo with red hair., but how is she related to the royal family and what is wrong with her?She was married to Prince Andrew, Duke of York. They divorced and then she recently was caught taking money from someone in exchange for helping them gain access to Prince Andrew. Apparently she's deeply in debt.
Who is Fergie? I know she's the wo with red hair., but how is she related to the royal family and what is wrong with her?She was married to Prince Andrew, Duke of York. They divorced and then she recently was caught taking money from someone in exchange for helping them gain access to Prince Andrew. Apparently she's deeply in debt.
^It used to annoy me that people called her Fergie when her name is really Sarah.Found it. Scroll through to picture #9. Beatrice and her sister.
I didn't see Beatrice, what was she wearing?
^ I tried finding a picture of her so-called hat but it's not online yet. It wasn't even really a hat. It was something formed into the shape of a bow (almost like a sculpture) and it was stuck right on the front of her forehead. Her sister wasn't that bad, in my opinion.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/ScreenShot023.jpg?t=1304083316)
avoiding low bridges!
That is truly awful, looks like that round part is a toilet seat.:lol:
That is truly awful, looks like that round part is a toilet seat.
Confess to having one beard hair which has to be plucked.
Confess to having one beard hair which has to be plucked.
I too must patrol my chin daily! It's a small price to pay for the wisdom and serenity of my midlife years. Yeah... :zoinks:
I wanna be on the :beergrin: :beer: :wine: :scotch: :fiveshots: :glug: :baked: :stoned: :mushie: :fly: again too :(
I need some excitement and a kid free house for a weekend :laugh:
i confess that sometimes certain people make me so nervous I end up ruining it by seemingly acting uninterested when the truth is im so nervous I just cant speak.
i confess that sometimes certain people make me so nervous I end up ruining it by seemingly acting uninterested when the truth is im so nervous I just cant speak.
I confess that after having my head shaved for that fundraiser I have become quite accustomed to the look, lack of maintenance, and the idea of never having to get another haircut. I think I will stick with it for a while.
I confess that after having my head shaved for that fundraiser I have become quite accustomed to the look, lack of maintenance, and the idea of never having to get another haircut. I think I will stick with it for a while.
I confess I sometimes considered shaving my head bald (too).. as I sometimes am fed up with my long hair.. esp. in 'hot' summertime..Gender change? This I did not know. From male to female? And don't shave your head. You have amazing hair.
but.. I have a BIG head with big eyes, nose and ears and I confess I don't dare to do so for I would feel.. too naked or something.
Not to go to the hairdressers (or have a cutting-lady over at home) is quite a luring thing though.
Also confessing I'm a bit in a transition phase at the moment.. no more coffee, less wine, extra exercise on bike and oh yeah, my gender change
at the end of the year* (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif).. so maybe this will fit in a little.
(*not to offend anyone ofc.. just.. well.. )
Male to female? (you mean?)
No man. There's not a bone in my body having that wish. I'm just a 'regular' chap liking/loving women.
If there's any doubt about that? Well, pretty stupid/bizarre it would be, I tell ya.
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
When I was 13, I owned a disco scarf, and wore it to school with some of my dorky outfits.
It embarrasses me to reveal this. I'd rather confess to cannibalism. :-[
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
When I was 13, I owned a disco scarf, and wore it to school with some of my dorky outfits.
It embarrasses me to reveal this. I'd rather confess to cannibalism. :-[
I had a scarf in high school, too.
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
Sooner or later, most people do get sucked in! :thumbup:
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
You're an interesting person as well.
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
You're an interesting person as well.
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
You're an interesting person as well.
:agreed:
yes psychophant, i would like to sit you down, and give you
a damn good... quizing :zoinks:
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
You're an interesting person as well.
:agreed:
yes psychophant, i would like to sit you down, and give you
a damn good... quizing :zoinks:
:puppy:
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
You're an interesting person as well.
:agreed:
yes psychophant, i would like to sit you down, and give you
a damn good... quizing :zoinks:
:puppy:
Awww, look at his eyes, bodaccea! :)
A disco scarf is like the scarf Travolta wore in the movie?
A disco scarf is like the scarf Travolta wore in the movie?
Something like that. Mine looked sort of crocheted and lacy, with a knot near each end! :cheer:
A disco scarf is like the scarf Travolta wore in the movie?
Something like that. Mine looked sort of crocheted and lacy, with a knot near each end! :cheer:
Mine too! Mine was kind of a cross between pink and plum. What color was yours?
I confess that I am becoming interested in this place! :autism:
You're an interesting person as well.
:agreed:
yes psychophant, i would like to sit you down, and give you
a damn good... quizing :zoinks:
:puppy:
Awww, look at his eyes, bodaccea! :)
aaaww wouldn't hurt him, not if he co operated :zoinks:
I confess , my sexual frustration is so bad.... I thought Jedward were fuckable today. :-[
I confess , my sexual frustration is so bad.... I thought Jedward were fuckable today. :-[
That is just wrong :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
I confess , my sexual frustration is so bad.... I thought Jedward were fuckable today. :-[
That is just wrong :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
I know. :-[
I confess there are probably about 10 things I have to fix in/on this house but I really cannot be arsed to do any of them.
Not being arsed to do anything is :viking:
Inertia is :viking:
I confess I'm gonna do shit on my exam tomorrow
I confess , my sexual frustration is so bad.... I thought Jedward were fuckable today. :-[
That is just wrong :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
I know. :-[
I confess I had to google Jedward.
And that I still don't know if it is bad or :viking: that I had to. :asthing:
Just told my kids we don't have black pencils, because I want to ban the dark influences from our household.
We did have a narrow escape yesterday.
That'll teach them not cleaning up their stuff. :hahaha:
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
:agreed:
Then some other smartass will come along, which only compounds the problem.
:smarty:
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
:agreed:
Then some other smartass will come along, which only compounds the problem.
:smarty:
That's the trouble with this place! There's always another damn smartass coming along! :tantrum:
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
:agreed:
Then some other smartass will come along, which only compounds the problem.
:smarty:
That's the trouble with this place! There's always another damn smartass coming along! :tantrum:
Yeah, them damn smartass peeps.. um, always smartassing and yeah, quoting. :rollingpin:
:lutra:
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
:agreed:
Then some other smartass will come along, which only compounds the problem.
:smarty:
That's the trouble with this place! There's always another damn smartass coming along! :tantrum:
Yeah, them damn smartass peeps.. um, always smartassing and yeah, quoting. :rollingpin:
:lutra:
And even if there's no reason to post anything, they'll still be smartasses and post.:lutra:
I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
:agreed:
Then some other smartass will come along, which only compounds the problem.
:smarty:
That's the trouble with this place! There's always another damn smartass coming along! :tantrum:
Yeah, them damn smartass peeps.. um, always smartassing and yeah, quoting. :rollingpin:
:lutra:
And even if there's no reason to post anything, they'll still be smartasses and post.:lutra:
I know, just to raise their damn post count or something! :dunno:
:zoinks: :2thumbsup:I confess.. I don't like the quoting of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes of quotes.. um, of quotes from others quoting.. here on I². For me that's almost impossible to unravel who said what to who about what.
Well, never mind..
How so?
Someone please quote us both now
Well, just.. :zoinks:
The problem with complaining on I2 is that some smartass will inevitably show up and start doing the thing that annoys you.
:agreed:
Then some other smartass will come along, which only compounds the problem.
:smarty:
That's the trouble with this place! There's always another damn smartass coming along! :tantrum:
Yeah, them damn smartass peeps.. um, always smartassing and yeah, quoting. :rollingpin:
:lutra:
And even if there's no reason to post anything, they'll still be smartasses and post.:lutra:
I know, just to raise their damn post count or something! :dunno:
Folks that do such are the worst. I would never ever do su.... mmmm :tard::lutra: :lutra: :lutra: :lutra:
*Madonna sings 'Holiday' all of a sudden* (um, don't know why)
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I did not beat you up. I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:
Ditto for cbc.
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I did not beat you up. I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:
Ditto for cbc.
Exactly! We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence! :angel:
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I did not beat you up. I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:
Ditto for cbc.
Exactly! We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence! :angel:
However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I did not beat you up. I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:
Ditto for cbc.
Exactly! We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence! :angel:
However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.
Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves! :2thumbsup:
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I did not beat you up. I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:
Ditto for cbc.
Exactly! We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence! :angel:
However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.
Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves! :2thumbsup:
I thought you were wearing a bulldozer. :o :zoinks:
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either :-[
I did not beat you up. I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:
Ditto for cbc.
Exactly! We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence! :angel:
However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.
Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves! :2thumbsup:
I thought you were wearing a bulldozer. :o :zoinks:
Mighty bold, aren't you, with the Atlantic Ocean to protect you! :tantrum:
I confess I never tried marijuana. My sister used.
eighth of mushrooms
Sometimes I wish I didn't do that thing, that made people disappointed in me.
I confess I am really lazy today.
Have to work though. Should brush up my calvinistic "arbeidsethos". :santa:
I confess I am really lazy today.
Have to work though. Should brush up my calvinistic "arbeidsethos". :santa:
Hey! I figured out "arbeidesethos" translates into "work ethic" thanks to my rudimentary German.
I confess I am really lazy today.
Have to work though. Should brush up my calvinistic "arbeidsethos". :santa:
Hey! I figured out "arbeidesethos" translates into "work ethic" thanks to my rudimentary German.
I confess.. I'm not a sadist, far from it, but a couple of minutes ago, after frying an annoying mosquito, I was wondering can I boast up my anti-incest tennis racket a little. It now has 2 AAA batteries in it.. maybe a 9 volt block battery is even more effective.
I confess.. I'm not a sadist, far from it, but a couple of minutes ago, after frying an annoying mosquito, I was wondering can I boast up my anti-incest tennis racket a little. It now has 2 AAA batteries in it.. maybe a 9 volt block battery is even more effective.
sometimes I wish I was really ugly.
^
:LOL: It works. Connected the 9V block battery and readjusted the housing a little so the plastic lit fitted properly again and ja, now I've got myself an anti-insect tennis racket 2.0. Or the AITR2V9 as I patented it. :laugh:
It sparks like hell, frying an insect or rubbing it against some metal, and the distinguished 'knetterdeknetter' sound is awesome.
:lutra:
Those not on my turf do but the mosquitoes and flies mostly (wasps, hornets or tics) that enter mine, and don't leave after warning, could meet my pimped frying device. Bugs not bugging me, not challenging my immune system, have no need to be afraid.I apply about the same ethics. Will fry mosquitoes, but, snout-beetles are lifted up and put outside in the ivy. I have a week spot for Diptera, and may even give them a boost before setting them free, when I find them dehydrated in my house in the mornings.
I confess that I can be an airhead in managing my money. :blonde:someone called me waterhead one time. though I dont know what that means
I confess that I can be an airhead in managing my money. :blonde:someone called me waterhead one time. though I dont know what that means
nah, he was drunkI confess that I can be an airhead in managing my money. :blonde:someone called me waterhead one time. though I dont know what that means
Was that someone a native speaker of English? Perhaps he botched one of our sophisticated insults! :autism:
I confess that I can be an airhead in managing my money. :blonde:someone called me waterhead one time. though I dont know what that means
I have a Microsoft wireless mouse that has lasted longer than my computer (2 years). I got that one because it has a smooth scroll wheel.
I am going to be considered unBritish, an anathema, uncivilized, lacking all sense of humour, a prude, etc. I don't like Monty Python.
I generally like British humour. I thought Are You Being Served and Benny Hill hilarious. Didn't care for Fawlty Towers. I don't care for violent humour (3 Stooges, Road Runner, etc.) Having written that, Kung Fu Hustle is certainly violent and a favorite. I never said I was consistent, merely eccentric.
The first MP movie I was was The Holy Grail. One of the first scenes involved having someone's arm cut off and blood spurting. I turned it off immediately and have resolutely not watched them again.
I generally like British humour. I thought Are You Being Served and Benny Hill hilarious. Didn't care for Fawlty Towers. I don't care for violent humour (3 Stooges, Road Runner, etc.) Having written that, Kung Fu Hustle is certainly violent and a favorite. I never said I was consistent, merely eccentric.
The first MP movie I was was The Holy Grail. One of the first scenes involved having someone's arm cut off and blood spurting. I turned it off immediately and have resolutely not watched them again.
one time i fell asleep while giving someone a handjob
drunk, and on pills. He told me later he finished himself :D He had dope dick [ opiates sometimes make a man impossible to ejaculate] though, I had been at it an hour and I was sleepy.
The first MP movie I was was The Holy Grail. One of the first scenes involved having someone's arm cut off and blood spurting. I turned it off immediately and have resolutely not watched them again.I saw a Monty Python one called The Meaning of Life (I think) and that had a part where someone was getting their liver cut out while still conscious and I turned that off and won't watch any more. I don't get that sort of humour, well to me it is not humour.
So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.
So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.
I find it works better if you use your hand to masturbate rather than your foot.
So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.
I find it works better if you use your hand to masturbate rather than your foot.
I've just grown my toenails long enough though.