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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: midlifeaspie on April 17, 2011, 09:27:32 AM
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If these old-timers have their own place (like the smug AARPers they are - with their fancy cars and warm shawls and cocoa and tea and 40 cats and arthritis and memory loss and dementia) then those of us who can still sleep in until 9 AM should join forces to push back against the tyranny of the senile. :police:
Youngens Unite!!!! :autism:
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I'm 21 and I'm pretty senile, and I sometimes feel arthritic after I've been out for a long walk. :laugh:
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Humbug. Fancy kids with their fancy ideas. No respect for us oldies. We should unite and teach them all a lesson. Well I would but it is nap time again and I have to rest my weary old bones. Rallying the troops is a lot harder than it used to be. I forget who is still around and where they live and what their names are.
I am sure I will feel a lot better after some delicious jello and a warm cup of Cocoa and a shawl over my legs.
So what was this thread about again?
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I can only post here for a couple more months. :'(
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I can only post here for a couple more months. :'(
Why? Are you shipping out with the Sea Shepherds?
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I'm 27. That's younger than 40! :green:
I've been having senior moments since I was 6. Anyone else?
I am sure I will feel a lot better after some delicious jello and a warm cup of Cocoa
That actually sounds very very appealing.
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I can only post here for a couple more months. :'(
Why? Are you shipping out with the Sea Shepherds?
No, I'm turning 40. :P
Don't know if I'll ship out with the Sea Shepherds next season. Apparently they're back now and I need to go down to Long Beach (L.A.) to talk to Chris about what to expect. He's been there for 7 seasons now, and he told me I'd have a guaranteed job working on the helicopter for him.
Trigger 11 might be going though.
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Ahh, where is that kid who needed the babysitter?
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Get off of my fucking lawn.
(http://i31.tinypic.com/2vn14rm.jpg)
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
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Woot! I'm in. 36 over here. :eyelash:
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If these old-timers have their own place (like the smug AARPers they are - with their fancy cars and warm shawls and cocoa and tea and 40 cats and arthritis and memory loss and dementia) then those of us who can still sleep in until 9 AM should join forces to push back against the tyranny of the senile. :police:
Youngens Unite!!!! :autism:
Unite all you want, you can't fight OUR music! :prude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtBLOWj8MY
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin??? :orly:
Must be them newfangled hearing aids! :smashviolin:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
Apparently that applies to everything but music.
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/15/129000923014716711.jpg)
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArSLNJNUEIM&feature=related
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:plus: I love teletoon retro because they still play that on there.
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im a year and a half away from 29. I like to think of it that way.
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
What the hell are you youngsters doing in our thread? :autism:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
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Um, no clue what's been said here.. I can only just read Cbc's posts for she writes with them bigger letters.
Oh, I've never heard of 'ctrl +'.. the time they tried to explain that to me I forgot to put in my hearing aid. (still can't find the thing)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm109rollingpin.gif)
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Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold. :o
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Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold. :o
Hi Enos. I don't think we have met before. :autism:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
That won't hurt me a bit, child! I'm an old lady! I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea! :prude:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
That won't hurt me a bit, child! I'm an old lady! I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea! :prude:
No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative , :zombiefuck:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
That won't hurt me a bit, child! I'm an old lady! I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea! :prude:
No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative , :zombiefuck:
But my dear, you've already TOLD me that you've replaced my meds.
Now I know not to take them from you. Run along... :pwned:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
That won't hurt me a bit, child! I'm an old lady! I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea! :prude:
No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative , :zombiefuck:
But my dear, you've already TOLD me that you've replaced my meds.
Now I know not to take them from you. Run along... :pwned:
But , you have no meds to take now , chances are I've replaced all your medication with laxative , but I'm not going to confirm that you can find out yourself.
My dear egg it is you who has been :pwned: :zoinks:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
That won't hurt me a bit, child! I'm an old lady! I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea! :prude:
No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative , :zombiefuck:
But my dear, you've already TOLD me that you've replaced my meds.
Now I know not to take them from you. Run along... :pwned:
But , you have no meds to take now , chances are I've replaced all your medication with laxative , but I'm not going to confirm that you can find out yourself.
My dear egg it is you who has been :pwned: :zoinks:
And after the meds the weeble is too feeble to reach the toilet in time, or to clean up after herself.
Thank goodness she has an 8 tentacled grandson to do the dirty job.
That'll teach him.
:zoinks:
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^ Eight-tentacled grandson/caregivers are :viking:
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!
Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly! :hair:
I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin???
WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again! :tantrum:
Isn't it time for your medicine grandma? :zoinks:
Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad :prude:
Ok. :angel:
*Replaces medicine with "laxative"* :evillaugh: :zoinks:
That won't hurt me a bit, child! I'm an old lady! I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea! :prude:
No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative , :zombiefuck:
But my dear, you've already TOLD me that you've replaced my meds.
Now I know not to take them from you. Run along... :pwned:
But , you have no meds to take now , chances are I've replaced all your medication with laxative , but I'm not going to confirm that you can find out yourself.
My dear egg it is you who has been :pwned: :zoinks:
And after the meds the weeble is too feeble to reach the toilet in time, or to clean up after herself.
Thank goodness she has an 8 tentacled grandson to do the dirty job.
That'll teach him.
:zoinks:
Actually , I will then have her declared unable to look after herself and put into a care home.
Nice try Hyke. :zoinks:
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Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold. :o
Hi Enos. I don't think we have met before. :autism:
She's MONKEY from WP.
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Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold. :o
Wait a minute. Are you who I think you are?
EDIT: Just noticed YOURMUM's post.
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Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold. :o
Wait a minute. Are you who I think you are?
EDIT: Just noticed YOURMUM's post.
Yes, you are right.
I am Osama Binladen
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Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold. :o
Hi Enos. I don't think we have met before. :autism:
She's MONKEY from WP.
Excellent. Good to know. Hi Monkey :naruto4:
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Hello there! And who are you on there if you use those forums?
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Hello there! And who are you on there if you use those forums?
It's not someone you'd expect to be here. You'll be a bit surprised.
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Hello there! And who are you on there if you use those forums?
Someone who doesn't know who I am. What a treat :zoinks:
Care to guess?
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
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lol I think tha wp avatar is fantastic. I don't mean in a pervy way, just in a pissing-off-idiots way
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I chose it because I like the girl's facial expression and the things she's wearing, I didn't even think about the boob thing since it's only a kid's not-quite-there boob.
But pissing off idiots is fine with me. :2thumbsup:
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
*Squiddy changes his avatar on WP to this* :zoinks:
(http://www.intarnet.us/graphics/gif/bouncing_boobs_288x192.gif)
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
She got on zOMG Aspies in Summer 2008 being friends with everyone and then promptly went back to WP talking shit about zOMG members. Fuck her. :thumbdn:
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
I saw that some people are nuts. I enjoy looking at the locked threads there makes me happy I post here mostly
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
She got on zOMG Aspies in Summer 2008 being friends with everyone and then promptly went back to WP talking shit about zOMG members. Fuck her. :thumbdn:
Yeah that was total bullshit. I know cockneyrebel is kinda low functioning and all that, but she can be a bit of an ass
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Was this the avatar that was being objected to?
(http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/avatars/19817613214d838644e37f0.jpg)
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Was this the avatar that was being objected to?
(http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/avatars/19817613214d838644e37f0.jpg)
Yup. Scandalous isn't it? :eyebrows:
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Was this the avatar that was being objected to?
(http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/avatars/19817613214d838644e37f0.jpg)
Yup. Scandalous isn't it? :eyebrows:
That breast is centered and is obviously the focus of the picture, you dirty-minded, smut-ignoring moderator! :P
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Was this the avatar that was being objected to?
(http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/avatars/19817613214d838644e37f0.jpg)
Yup. Scandalous isn't it? :eyebrows:
That breast is centered and is obviously the focus of the picture, you dirty-minded, smut-ignoring moderator! :P
I can't tell if MJ is a troll or an idiot. Has he ever been on here?
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Haha MasterJedi "I think the image should be taken off because it features the breast prominently. If it wasn't as centered as it was, staring the camera down, them it might pass as less erotic." It's not even erotic, for god's sake it's a picture of a YOUNG KID. A YOUNG KID of about 13 Dressed in traditional dress does he not see that?
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Haha MasterJedi "I think the image should be taken off because it features the breast prominently. If it wasn't as centered as it was, staring the camera down, them it might pass as less erotic." It's not even erotic, for god's sake it's a picture of a YOUNG KID. A YOUNG KID of about 13 Dressed in traditional dress does he not see that?
It makes him feel funny in his pants and then the baby Jesus cries :bigcry:
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I've been laughing out loud at the "public apology" thread.
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I've been laughing out loud at the "public apology" thread.
Are you going to bother responding? :autism:
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Was this the avatar that was being objected to?
(http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/avatars/19817613214d838644e37f0.jpg)
Yup. Scandalous isn't it? :eyebrows:
That breast is centered and is obviously the focus of the picture, you dirty-minded, smut-ignoring moderator! :P
I can't tell if MJ is a troll or an idiot. Has he ever been on here?
I don't know; I've never heard of him before today.
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I dunno, since it's an old thread and I think they've gotten over it. I don't think it would make much difference because they'll still respond with "BUT NUDITY!!!" Even though she isn't even naked.
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Salamandrina handled that well.
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Salamandrina handled that well.
:indeed:
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
*Squiddy changes his avatar on WP to this* :zoinks:
(http://www.intarnet.us/graphics/gif/bouncing_boobs_288x192.gif)
Pamela Anderson certainly gets around! :P
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Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
You missed this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt155527.html ?
Was this the avatar that was being objected to?
(http://cdn.wrongplanet.net/modules/Forums/images/avatars/19817613214d838644e37f0.jpg)
Yup. Scandalous isn't it? :eyebrows:
That breast is centered and is obviously the focus of the picture, you dirty-minded, smut-ignoring moderator! :P
I can't tell if MJ is a troll or an idiot. Has he ever been on here?
Hi MONKEY.
Personally, I'm inclined to think "whiny idiot". He used to be Digger1, I believe.
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I've seen worse pic's on the science channel's on cable. Doesn't turn me on or offend me. But, in my line of work I see a lot of naked people.
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Oh so I was right then, You are using that avatar to cause shit :hahaha:
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Oh so I was right then, You are using that avatar to cause shit :hahaha:
Who are you talking to?
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Oh so I was right then, You are using that avatar to cause shit :hahaha:
Who are you talking to?
Monkey
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she said she didn't know about the shitstorm
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Oh so I was right then, You are using that avatar to cause shit :hahaha:
That doesn't seem likely as she didn't even know it was causing shit until a month after the shit was done :autism:
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CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...
Are you one of the mods?
I don't think CR would like it here. :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie. Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar. I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything :autism:
*Squiddy changes his avatar on WP to this* :zoinks:
(http://www.intarnet.us/graphics/gif/bouncing_boobs_288x192.gif)
Or how about some of these?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dXE63lwcSrk/TMB5W1sZmzI/AAAAAAAAD6Y/saUyKkJD4Jk/s1600/sorayama-sexy-robot-airbrush-design.jpg)
(http://www.porterhouseart.com/v/details/snow-yak/large/SOPHIA_BIG_CARD_2.jpg)
(http://postersandprints.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/brian-viveros-mess-with-the-bull.jpg?w=420&h=557)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p-o6lFpwSR4/Suxl2RciQjI/AAAAAAAAC7w/lbz2YaACc64/s400/Brian+Viveros.jpg3.jpg)
What, it's just "art" :zoinks:
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I would tend to agree with you. But...
Poor MJ would pop a hard-on that would deplete all the blood from his brain and his fingers would start typing uninhibited by rational thought. The ensuing headache is not one I would relish nor look forward to.
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I would actually say that female breasts should be allowed as long as men's chests are. It's sexist otherwise
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If she's underage, that's legally a bad thing no matter the intention. At least that's how the law is here (unless I got it wrong again).
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I would actually say that female breasts should be allowed as long as men's chests are. It's sexist otherwise
sometimes i cup a guys chest like it's a boob. Sometimes they look at me weird, and sometimes it gets them excited. :)
guys are so weird. sheesh.
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I see Squid thinks he's going to place me in a HOME! Well, that is not going to happen, you little punk! :tantrum:
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I see Squid thinks he's going to place me in a HOME! Well, that is not going to happen, you little punk! :tantrum:
Poor grandma , she's so delusional I don't think she's capable of living at home independantly anymore . :(
Wanna bet? :zoinks:
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I see Squid thinks he's going to place me in a HOME! Well, that is not going to happen, you little punk! :tantrum:
Poor grandma , she's so delusional I don't think she's capable of living at home independantly anymore . :(
Wanna bet? :zoinks:
I have lived on my own for many years and I do just fine! Go vac your room before I take away your dongle! :prude:
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Oh so I was right then, You are using that avatar to cause shit :hahaha:
Who are you talking to?
Monkey
you are talking to my cat ?
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If she's underage, that's legally a bad thing no matter the intention. At least that's how the law is here (unless I got it wrong again).
Bare flesh does not equal pornography, in the US anyway. Nudity does not equal pornography. There is nothing sexually suggestive about that avatar. I see plenty of immature breasts, and pre-pubescent genitals on several programs I watch on basic cable. This one being the most obvious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%26_Olly:_Living_with_the_Tribes
I don't think anyone rational is accusing the Travel Channel of kiddie porn.
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I see Squid thinks he's going to place me in a HOME! Well, that is not going to happen, you little punk! :tantrum:
Poor grandma , she's so delusional I don't think she's capable of living at home independantly anymore . :(
Wanna bet? :zoinks:
I have lived on my own for many years and I do just fine! Go vac your room before I take away your dongle! :prude:
Sexual Harrassment! :aff:
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If she's underage, that's legally a bad thing no matter the intention. At least that's how the law is here (unless I got it wrong again).
Bare flesh does not equal pornography, in the US anyway. Nudity does not equal pornography. There is nothing sexually suggestive about that avatar. I see plenty of immature breasts, and pre-pubescent genitals on several programs I watch on basic cable. This one being the most obvious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%26_Olly:_Living_with_the_Tribes
I don't think anyone rational is accusing the Travel Channel of kiddie porn.
I agree it's no kiddie porn.
But it seems like here in Australia, noticing pictures of a nude baby on a customer's computer can get you in trouble with the law. The one who told me that was probably exaggerating and being a drama queen, though.
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If she's underage, that's legally a bad thing no matter the intention. At least that's how the law is here (unless I got it wrong again).
Bare flesh does not equal pornography, in the US anyway. Nudity does not equal pornography. There is nothing sexually suggestive about that avatar. I see plenty of immature breasts, and pre-pubescent genitals on several programs I watch on basic cable. This one being the most obvious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%26_Olly:_Living_with_the_Tribes
I don't think anyone rational is accusing the Travel Channel of kiddie porn.
I agree it's no kiddie porn.
But it seems like here in Australia, noticing pictures of a nude baby on a customer's computer can get you in trouble with the law. The one who told me that was probably exaggerating and being a drama queen, though.
That could be entirely true. I have heard from others that Australia has a stricter view of sexual material than we do in the US, which I thought was odd as isn't prostitution legal in your country?
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That could be entirely true. I have heard from others that Australia has a stricter view of sexual material than we do in the US, which I thought was odd as isn't prostitution legal in your country?
Yes, apparently prostitution is legal in all states (not just Victoria).
I think Australia is more concerned with child safety (combined with some paranoia) than with sex matters between adults.
Not that that is an entirely bad thing. Children do need to be protected (but not from imagined "threats").
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That could be entirely true. I have heard from others that Australia has a stricter view of sexual material than we do in the US, which I thought was odd as isn't prostitution legal in your country?
Yes, apparently prostitution is legal in all states (not just Victoria).
I think Australia is more concerned with child safety (combined with some paranoia) than with sex matters between adults.
Not that that is an entirely bad thing. Children do need to be protected (but not from imagined "threats").
:agreed:
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If she's underage, that's legally a bad thing no matter the intention. At least that's how the law is here (unless I got it wrong again).
Bare flesh does not equal pornography, in the US anyway. Nudity does not equal pornography. There is nothing sexually suggestive about that avatar. I see plenty of immature breasts, and pre-pubescent genitals on several programs I watch on basic cable. This one being the most obvious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%26_Olly:_Living_with_the_Tribes
I don't think anyone rational is accusing the Travel Channel of kiddie porn.
I agree it's no kiddie porn.
But it seems like here in Australia, noticing pictures of a nude baby on a customer's computer can get you in trouble with the law. The one who told me that was probably exaggerating and being a drama queen, though.
I would think that pictures of naked babies in the bath or pictures you could see in National Geographic Magazine wouldn't be considered pornographic here, but I don't know the laws in Australia.
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Just because the old folks have abandoned their thread doesn't mean we whippersnappers should do the same :viking:
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I forgot about it. :-[
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Yes under forty is a good thing I can't imagine finding anything much larger than theses 38DD being anymore fun :bounce:
(http://crossdressercloset.com/images/old_images/LVERB11734BPIN%20(647%20x%20486).jpg)
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Yes under forty is a good thing I can't imagine finding anything much larger than theses 38DD being anymore fun :bounce:
(http://crossdressercloset.com/images/old_images/LVERB11734BPIN%20(647%20x%20486).jpg)
Can you pose the arms? :P
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I prefer real breasts to dummy breasts! ;)
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Waiting to see who noticed when you give it a quick look it seems fine :laugh:
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Yeah, it took me a few seconds of "woooooowwwwww--"
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"waitasec..."
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The sheen of the "skin" and then the lines of the shoulder "joints" gave it away. :P Then again, I'm an EMT in training (nearly done) so I have an eye for body assessment. Still it looks quite impressive....... :eyebrows:
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The boobs were so "perfect" that I thought "plastic". And then I realised it all was plastic indeed. :asthing:
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The sheen of the "skin" and then the lines of the shoulder "joints" gave it away. :P Then again, I'm an EMT in training (nearly done) so I have an eye for body assessment. Still it looks quite impressive....... :eyebrows:
That advanced training must come in handy. Me, I almost fucked a mannequin once. It was embarrassing :-[
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The sheen of the "skin" and then the lines of the shoulder "joints" gave it away. :P Then again, I'm an EMT in training (nearly done) so I have an eye for body assessment. Still it looks quite impressive....... :eyebrows:
That advanced training must come in handy. Me, I almost fucked a mannequin once. It was embarrassing :-[
Do tell us more.
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The sheen of the "skin" and then the lines of the shoulder "joints" gave it away. :P Then again, I'm an EMT in training (nearly done) so I have an eye for body assessment. Still it looks quite impressive....... :eyebrows:
That advanced training must come in handy. Me, I almost fucked a mannequin once. It was embarrassing :-[
"Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far...." :autism:
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Just because the old folks have abandoned their thread doesn't mean we whippersnappers should do the same :viking:
We had a thread? Dang it. Memory aint what it used to be. Must have been the shrapnel lodged in my head from the war. That was in back in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. After thatI needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere.
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The sheen of the "skin" and then the lines of the shoulder "joints" gave it away. :P Then again, I'm an EMT in training (nearly done) so I have an eye for body assessment. Still it looks quite impressive....... :eyebrows:
That advanced training must come in handy. Me, I almost fucked a mannequin once. It was embarrassing :-[
Some of the Mannequins I see would test any soul. Especially that one!! :eyebrows:
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
No I have a wife :laugh: That is just another very lifelike fake
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
:lol: No, I have a real girlfriend. :eyebrows:
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
:lol: No, I have a real girlfriend. :eyebrows:
I must confess, I thought about asking you if you have a real vagina, but I did not do it! :laugh:
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
:lol: No, I have a real girlfriend. :eyebrows:
I must confess, I thought about asking you if you have a real vagina, but I did not do it! :laugh:
Actually I do, it just belongs to my girlfriend! ;)
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
:lol: No, I have a real girlfriend. :eyebrows:
I must confess, I thought about asking you if you have a real vagina, but I did not do it! :laugh:
Actually I do, it just belongs to my girlfriend! ;)
Cheers! May you both have lots of fun with it! :viking:
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Here is another
(http://thevirtualsexreview.com/files/u1/real_doll3.jpg)
Yep, very tempting, fortunately I have the real deal!!! :green:
You have a REAL sex doll? :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:
:lol: No, I have a real girlfriend. :eyebrows:
I must confess, I thought about asking you if you have a real vagina, but I did not do it! :laugh:
Actually I do, it just belongs to my girlfriend! ;)
Cheers! May you both have lots of fun with it! :viking:
:thumbup: :plus:
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BUMP
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Still around 12 years left for me.
Let's see what great things I can do before then.
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Still around 12 years left for me.
Let's see what great things I can do before then.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/27/128722827842092652.jpg)
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Think I will never understand.. um, what are they called?.. those fake naked dolls. One has to be a utter nutter to enjoy such a thing.
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Think I will never understand.. um, what are they called?.. those fake naked dolls. One has to be a utter nutter to enjoy such a thing.
Sex doll? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_doll)
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Sex dolls, yeah. (thanks) Still.. so stupid to....
Well, never mind.. don't even want to think about it.. :M
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I just noticed. What's with her ass?
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I just noticed. What's with her ass?
Photoshop?
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at least you can keep them clean and you don't have to talk to them :dunno:
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at least you can keep them clean and you don't have to talk to them :dunno:
I dunno. Surely they have to be cleanet out after every use :zombiefuck:. I don't know how easy that is :dunno:
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at least you can keep them clean and you don't have to talk to them :dunno:
I dunno. Surely they have to be cleanet out after every use :zombiefuck:. I don't know how easy that is :dunno:
Showerhead?
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I just noticed. What's with her ass?
Photoshop?
I doubt it. Usually the purpose of Photoshop is to make things look more appealing.
It MUST be something else.
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Help I am lost and can't find my way to my thread. his is crowded with young people and I am feeling old.
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Let's help you out, old fella. Your thread is three stories down at the moment. But make sure you hurry cause the location may change soon. :autism:
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Kids these days are so rude.
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
Watch out or I'll have a word with your parents.
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/19/128768866697513257.jpg)
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/19/128768866697513257.jpg)
You tell 'em, fella! Damn kids are on my last nerve! :hair:
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Indeed. These young whippersnappers think they own the world.
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Indeed. These young whippersnappers think they own the world.
They may own the world, but we hold the mortgages and the first missed payment, they're history. :litigious:
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Indeed. These young whippersnappers think they own the world.
They may own the world, but we hold the mortgages and the first missed payment, they're history. :litigious:
We choose your nursing homes , watch your mouths. :evillaugh:
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Indeed. These young whippersnappers think they own the world.
They may own the world, but we hold the mortgages and the first missed payment, they're history. :litigious:
We choose your nursing homes , watch your mouths. :evillaugh:
We can avenge ourselves at the reading of our wills! :flame:
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DON'T TRUST ANYONE OVER 40!!!
until September 21st ;) ::)
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Meh, you old peeps are jealous you're not as young and athletic as we are. :P
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Indeed. These young whippersnappers think they own the world.
They may own the world, but we hold the mortgages and the first missed payment, they're history. :litigious:
We choose your nursing homes , watch your mouths. :evillaugh:
Actually I'm going to be one of those rich women who live on the cruise ships and perpetually cruise the world.
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Meh, you old peeps are jealous you're not as young and athletic as we are. :P
Actually I find that the younger models aren't as sturdy and durable as the older ones.
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Kids these days are so rude.
We're rude and we love it.
In MY day, we had respect for our elders! How things have changed for the worse! :prude:
Indeed. These young whippersnappers think they own the world.
They may own the world, but we hold the mortgages and the first missed payment, they're history. :litigious:
We choose your nursing homes , watch your mouths. :evillaugh:
Actually I'm going to be one of those rich women who live on the cruise ships and perpetually cruise the world.
:laugh: There's internet folklore about that. (http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/retire.asp)
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We can revive it if you want us to.
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Actually I'm going to be one of those rich women who live on the cruise ships and perpetually cruise the world.
:laugh: There's internet folklore about that. (http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/retire.asp)
Cruise ships are hotbed breeding grounds for any number of communicable diseases. Also there is no nursing care, though I suppose a group of elderly people could get together and use their nursing home savings to hire a nurse to travel with them.
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/melaniehaiken/2014/04/12/8-cruise-ship-outbreaks-in-2014-is-your-cruise-safe/ (http://www.forbes.com/sites/melaniehaiken/2014/04/12/8-cruise-ship-outbreaks-in-2014-is-your-cruise-safe/)
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Is there an over 40's thread around here somewhere??
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http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,9910.msg423856.html#msg423856
Have you qualified, recently? In that case, congrats!
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Oooo, I can only post here until early next year.
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Oooo, I can only post here until early next year.
Post! Post! Make your mark! :hamsterwheel:
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I am 17, so I will post in here from now on.
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Thought you were 11 eternally.
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There's something to be said about maintaining a state of mind. :zoinks:
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Thought you were 11 eternally.
That's the size of my...
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There's something to be said about maintaining a state of mind. :zoinks:
Mentally it is very important to stay young, no matter how much the body betrays.
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...shoes! Wait...those are Size 12s! :apondering:
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There's something to be said about maintaining a state of mind. :zoinks:
Mentally it is very important to stay young, no matter how much the body betrays.
I prefer it for the lack of importance. :dunno:
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...shoes! Wait...those are Size 12s! :apondering:
Since PA has had ankle surgeries he now wears a 13 or 14 Extra Wide depending on the shoe.
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^Did PA fully recover from the surgeries?
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^Did PA fully recover from the surgeries?
One ankle is fused and he has a very slight limp. (Funny that he had to have that ankle fused twice because he broke one of the pins before it had completely fused. Go figure.) But he's quite active, mows the lawn, walks each day, bitches, moans, whines and complains, etc.
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^Did PA fully recover from the surgeries?
One ankle is fused and he has a very slight limp. (Funny that he had to have that ankle fused twice because he broke one of the pins before it had completely fused. Go figure.) But he's quite active, mows the lawn, walks each day, bitches, moans, whines and complains, etc.
:odeon: "Get off my lawn! I just mowed it!"
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^Did PA fully recover from the surgeries?
One ankle is fused and he has a very slight limp. (Funny that he had to have that ankle fused twice because he broke one of the pins before it had completely fused. Go figure.) But he's quite active, mows the lawn, walks each day, bitches, moans, whines and complains, etc.
:odeon: "Get off my lawn! I just mowed it!"
Nah, more like, "Come back here and mow the damn lawn."
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Moaning is healthy. :laugh: