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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Queen Victoria on March 27, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
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Thought I'd start a formal thread for those interested in being part of court life and the resulting "play". The give-and-take and puns, putdowns, etc. won't be limited to this thread (as if anything can be limited at I2.)
Anyway, as far as I recollect we have in residence: Queen Victoria (me); Prince Albert; the Princess Royal; Lady-in-waiting Lady Weeble; Ambassador to the Low Countries, Lady Hykeaswell; and Admiral of the High Seas, Lady Sea Tart. I've recently added a Knight Errant (when I can find him since he's always running here and there errantly), Sir Midlifeaspie.
If anyone else wants to be part of the rigamarole, let me know. Otherwise feel free to ignore this thread.
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I'm a republican revolutionary here to burn your thread down, faggots
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Too busy with the task of reverberating though everyone's head to take on any further responsibility at this time, though thanks for the offer.
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At your service, my Queen
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I'm at your service, but I'm not sure what role would fit me well :laugh:
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I'm at your service, but I'm not sure what role would fit me well :laugh:
Lady Butterflies, would you prefer to oversee the maintenance of the Palace, since you've so much renovation experience? Be in charge of Ireland? Run the Kirk of Scotland? Something else?
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I'm at your service, but I'm not sure what role would fit me well :laugh:
Lady Butterflies, would you prefer to oversee the maintenance of the Palace, since you've so much renovation experience? Be in charge of Ireland? Run the Kirk of Scotland? Something else?
I'll be the overseer of the palace renovations. I think that would be a good job for me.
Thank you Your Majesty
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I enjoy being a Lady-in-Waiting! When I have to wait for the Queen, I just gently wobble in place! :snowman:
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I'm a republican revolutionary here to burn your thread down, faggots
You're the Guy Fawkes of Queen Victoria's court. :laugh:
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:agreed:
Guy Fawkes was :viking:
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Lit would be a good Oliver Cromwell.
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I am 'Bodaccea Queen of the Iceni Tribe' and as i am sure you are aware i have my own
drunken celtic subjects to deal with. :beergrin:
However i do feel in these modern times it would be prudent to join forces,
Therefore, it is with much honour, i say to thee
'At your service Ma'am'
Please let me know, at your earliest convenience, what role i should serve her majesty.
Obviously, a domestic role would be out of the question. I would, however, be honoured
if you would care to perhaps think of my palace as your 'get away retreat' or 'holiday home'
I can assure you i am aware of the trials and demands of being titled 'Queen'
I shall await your response in eager anticipation.
:zoinks:
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:agreed:
Guy Fawkes was :viking:
Blowing royals up is :viking:
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Decided to delete what I was posting because someone else did it first.
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Guy Fawkes was really cool.
Hard to be a terrorist back then when you needed ½ ton of black powder instead of some kilo of C4. :orly:
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I am 'Bodaccea Queen of the Iceni Tribe' and as i am sure you are aware i have my own
drunken celtic subjects to deal with. :beergrin:
However i do feel in these modern times it would be prudent to join forces,
Therefore, it is with much honour, i say to thee
'At your service Ma'am'
Please let me know, at your earliest convenience, what role i should serve her majesty.
Obviously, a domestic role would be out of the question. I would, however, be honoured
if you would care to perhaps think of my palace as your 'get away retreat' or 'holiday home'
I can assure you i am aware of the trials and demands of being titled 'Queen'
I shall await your response in eager anticipation.
:zoinks:
Bodaccea, Queen of the Iceni Tribe, would you be my liason with the original inhabitants of this glorious Isle? And I give you special permission to kick any Roman butt you find. I will even send reinforcements.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg)
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I am 'Bodaccea Queen of the Iceni Tribe' and as i am sure you are aware i have my own
drunken celtic subjects to deal with. :beergrin:
However i do feel in these modern times it would be prudent to join forces,
Therefore, it is with much honour, i say to thee
'At your service Ma'am'
Please let me know, at your earliest convenience, what role i should serve her majesty.
Obviously, a domestic role would be out of the question. I would, however, be honoured
if you would care to perhaps think of my palace as your 'get away retreat' or 'holiday home'
I can assure you i am aware of the trials and demands of being titled 'Queen'
I shall await your response in eager anticipation.
:zoinks:
Bodaccea, Queen of the Iceni Tribe, would you be my liason with the original inhabitants of this glorious Isle? And I give you special permission to kick any Roman butt you find. I will even send reinforcements.
of course your majesty :viking: :viking: :viking: let the fun commence
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg)
very funny...we don't run
do you know what, that song, it was one my folks played when i was
a little girl :plus:
happy times :2thumbsup:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg)
very funny...we don't run
do you know what, that song, it was one my folks played when i was
a little girl :plus:
happy times :2thumbsup:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Makeup your mind Soph. Incest. Good or bad? You are all over the map here. It is now looking like it is only bad to you when it suits you to have it be bad.
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
At least he's not a scouse. :zoinks:
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Makeup your mind Soph. Incest. Good or bad? You are all over the map here. It is now looking like it is only bad to you when it suits you to have it be bad.
lol Retard. When did I ever say incest was good?
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Makeup your mind Soph. Incest. Good or bad? You are all over the map here. It is now looking like it is only bad to you when it suits you to have it be bad.
lol Retard. When did I ever say incest was good?
But who are we to force our morals on other people when they aren't harming anyone?
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
That appears to be a value judgment based on alleged incestuous ancestry. And where does someone else's obesity harm you or others Soph. :hahaha:
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Soph needs to be :viking: and harden the fuck up! :orly:
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Soph needs to be :viking: and harden the fuck up! :orly:
If Soph had a penis, I would interpret that statement differently. :orly:
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Soph needs to be :viking: and harden the fuck up! :orly:
:agreed:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB42cjHTGg)
The battle site is about 25 miles downriver from me. The gravemarkers of both the American and British soldiers were in fairly poor shape before Katrina. Since the battle happened in St. Bernard Parish and since every single inch of the parish was flooded in Katrina to about 10 feet+, I'm not sure what shape they are in now. On January 8 every year they have a night and day re-enactment of the battle. I've never gone since we lost the battle.
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You just need to remember I am the God Emperor of the Universe. :respect:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
Here's what Johnny Horton looks like:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hoQXxbR9L.jpg)
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
Here's what Johnny Horton looks like:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hoQXxbR9L.jpg)
He is not bad looking for a septic
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
what do you mean?
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Thought I'd start a formal thread for those interested in being part of court life and the resulting "play". The give-and-take and puns, putdowns, etc. won't be limited to this thread (as if anything can be limited at I2.)
Anyway, as far as I recollect we have in residence: Queen Victoria (me); Prince Albert; the Princess Royal; Lady-in-waiting Lady Weeble; Ambassador to the Low Countries, Lady Hykeaswell; and Admiral of the High Seas, Lady Sea Tart. I've recently added a Knight Errant (when I can find him since he's always running here and there errantly), Sir Midlifeaspie.
If anyone else wants to be part of the rigamarole, let me know. Otherwise feel free to ignore this thread.
Psychic knight at your service, my queen. Just remember that if you let the power corrupt you I will have to cut off your head. :zoinks:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
what do you mean?
:jaded:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
what do you mean?
:jaded:
The statement is self-explanatory, isn't it?
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
what do you mean?
Exactly how many products of incestuous sexual encounters do you know personally?
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:lol:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
what do you mean?
Exactly how many products of incestuous sexual encounters do you know personally?
I know a few who I suspect are, though a bit hard for me to prove. :orly:
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The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Really? Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?
what do you mean?
Exactly how many products of incestuous sexual encounters do you know personally?
I know a few who I suspect are, though a bit hard for me to prove. :orly:
My dad had a double first cousin, but that was because a brother and sister from one family married a sister and brother from another family, so it wasn't incestuous.
I think that double first cousins are as related to each other as half-siblings.
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Thought I'd start a formal thread for those interested in being part of court life and the resulting "play". The give-and-take and puns, putdowns, etc. won't be limited to this thread (as if anything can be limited at I2.)
Anyway, as far as I recollect we have in residence: Queen Victoria (me); Prince Albert; the Princess Royal; Lady-in-waiting Lady Weeble; Ambassador to the Low Countries, Lady Hykeaswell; and Admiral of the High Seas, Lady Sea Tart. I've recently added a Knight Errant (when I can find him since he's always running here and there errantly), Sir Midlifeaspie.
If anyone else wants to be part of the rigamarole, let me know. Otherwise feel free to ignore this thread.
Psychic knight at your service, my queen. Just remember that if you let the power corrupt you I will have to cut off your head. :zoinks:
Welcome, Sir RageBeoulve. Will you keep track of the spirits in my castles and Palace?
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the castles and palaces are now destroyed or under our control. Now kindly take your shit and fuck off or I'll call the executioners
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the castles and palaces are now destroyed or under our control. Now kindly take your shit and fuck off or I'll call the executioners
That's what you think, turtles and tortoises move too slowly to do much of anything.
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I don't think Heinrich has the guts to make a revolution considering his attitude towards weapons. :orly:
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I actually thnk guns are awesome. I just don't trust people enough with them
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I actually thnk guns are awesome. I just don't trust people enough with them
You'd be the one holding them :autism:
But, the queen and her ladies are just too sweet to kill. :-*
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Sorry. I forgot that guns are dangerous in the hands of private citizens but completely harmless in the hands of the state. I should remember it, since it's almost a dogma here in Sweden. :facepalm2:
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How are they dangerous in the hands of the state? :tinfoil:
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How are they dangerous in the hands of the state? :tinfoil:
I hope that you don't ask that seriously.
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The state trying to kill me is one of the last concerns I have tbh
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The state trying to kill me is one of the last concerns I have tbh
Good, there are far more dangerous things than that.
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The state trying to kill me is one of the last concerns I have tbh
If you lived 200 years back in time? If you lived in Iran or China today?
And no matter what, the UK is the worst police state in the whole EU.
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The state trying to kill me is one of the last concerns I have tbh
If you lived 200 years back in time? If you lived in Iran or China today?
Um, I don't though
And no matter what, the UK is the worst police state in the whole EU.
I'm not concerned about the police trying to kill me. I've never had a problem here with the police
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The state trying to kill me is one of the last concerns I have tbh
If you lived 200 years back in time? If you lived in Iran or China today?
Um, I don't though
And no matter what, the UK is the worst police state in the whole EU.
I'm not concerned about the police trying to kill me. I've never had a problem here with the police
It's not a question of the state trying to kill you. It's a matter of citizens not having the ability to defend themselves, against criminals or against an oppressive government.
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Thought I'd start a formal thread for those interested in being part of court life and the resulting "play". The give-and-take and puns, putdowns, etc. won't be limited to this thread (as if anything can be limited at I2.)
Anyway, as far as I recollect we have in residence: Queen Victoria (me); Prince Albert; the Princess Royal; Lady-in-waiting Lady Weeble; Ambassador to the Low Countries, Lady Hykeaswell; and Admiral of the High Seas, Lady Sea Tart. I've recently added a Knight Errant (when I can find him since he's always running here and there errantly), Sir Midlifeaspie.
If anyone else wants to be part of the rigamarole, let me know. Otherwise feel free to ignore this thread.
Psychic knight at your service, my queen. Just remember that if you let the power corrupt you I will have to cut off your head. :zoinks:
Welcome, Sir RageBeoulve. Will you keep track of the spirits in my castles and Palace?
By your leave. *bows gallantly*
the castles and palaces are now destroyed or under our control. Now kindly take your shit and fuck off or I'll call the executioners
*turns to face the invader, draws his sword and charges it with his own will*
Call them, tortured knave.
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The state trying to kill me is one of the last concerns I have tbh
If you lived 200 years back in time? If you lived in Iran or China today?
Um, I don't though
And no matter what, the UK is the worst police state in the whole EU.
I'm not concerned about the police trying to kill me. I've never had a problem here with the police
It's not a question of the state trying to kill you. It's a matter of citizens not having the ability to defend themselves, against criminals or against an oppressive government.
People often don't understand that in Europe, especially not the thing with an opressive government, which is strange, since many European goverments have actually murdered "their" citizens. You just have to go back to the wars in ex-Yugoslavia a few years ago. That even happened during Soph's lifetime.
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:facepalm2:
I'm not retarded. I know a fair bit of european history. I'm just not sitting here worrying about people trying to kill me. If I didn't have any other more pressing problems in my life then maybe I'd worry about that. But right now, that isn't a priority. You wanna be paranoid about the cops killing you or the government assasinating you then that's cool. I've got other shit on my mind
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:facepalm2:
I'm not retarded. I know a fair bit of european history. I'm just not sitting here worrying about people trying to kill me. If I didn't have any other more pressing problems in my life then maybe I'd worry about that. But right now, that isn't a priority. You wanna be paranoid about the cops killing you or the government assasinating you then that's cool. I've got other shit on my mind
In other words, you're not going to worry about it until it's too late to do anything about it. Ignoring a problem doesn't make that problem disappear.
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My being murdered isn't exactly a problem to me. If it was, then any other possible shit that could ever happen to me would be a problem too. I have REAL problems that actually need to be addressed now, so yeah, doon't mind me if I'm not running out to get a gun coz everyone's out to kill me :tinfoil:
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What's so terrible is that this didn't need to happen. People in Europe should have protested heavily when the first gunlaws came or were about to come. Only the Swiss have a gunlaw that isn't a direct insult to every honest citizen. The Czechs have one that is almost bearable: you have the right to carry, though it requires a separate license and you might even have small calibre guns without a license. Most European countries have no right to carry and fucking UK doesn't even have the right to get a one hand gun, not even in a shooting club.
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I shall arm you all with weapons such as knitting needles, crochet hooks and tatting shuttles, sew that you may have a domestic war.
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Yes, Britain was in fact one of the first countries in Europe to restrict arms. already 1901 or 1903 there was a £1 license on firearms that should be payed once a year in the post office. Some years later it had to be paid at the local police station. And that slippery slope lead Britain to where it is today.
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I'm much happier living in this country than most places in the world. Yes it's shit in a lot of ways, but lack of guns is the least of my concerns
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I shall arm you all with weapons such as knitting needles, crochet hooks and tatting shuttles, sew that you may have a domestic war.
Soph will have to czech out the weapons first.
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He will not.
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The Czechs are brave, but then they know how dear freedom is. Strange that the Brits don't know. The Swedes don't know either, but Sweden hasn't been in war for almost 200 years.
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I'm much happier living in this country than most places in the world. Yes it's shit in a lot of ways, but lack of guns is the least of my concerns
When I was 24, I called the British Embassy in NYC to inquire about the possibility of living in England
long-term. The nice lady said I could go there "on holiday," but when I asked "But I can't live there?"
she said, "No, you cahn't." :'( I wonder if that has changed. My young co-worker wants to live in London.
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I'm much happier living in this country than most places in the world. Yes it's shit in a lot of ways, but lack of guns is the least of my concerns
When I was 24, I called the British Embassy in NYC to inquire about the possibility of living in England
long-term. The nice lady said I could go there "on holiday," but when I asked "But I can't live there?"
she said, "No, you cahn't." :'( I wonder if that has changed. My young co-worker wants to live in London.
Years ago (before I met Py) I asked the same questions about living in Canada and look where that got me. Careful what you wish for.
Here almost no one immigrates from the U.S. unless they were hired by someone or running from something in the states. I am always suspect even though Py is Canadian by birth.
I wonder if there is space in the court for a chef or a butcher?
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My ideas about living in the UK revolved around the possibility of working in a medieval-village theme park,
sort of like Old Sturbridge Village in my state. How I expected my American accent to blend in, I don't know. :laugh:
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My ideas about living in the UK revolved around the possibility of working in a medieval-village theme park,
sort of like Old Sturbridge Village in my state. How I expected my American accent to blend in, I don't know. :laugh:
There always has to be a deaf and dumb, yet wise one in medieval stories.
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I imagined myself eating a lot of turnip, like a "real" medieval peasant. :laugh:
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I imagined myself eating a lot of turnip, like a "real" medieval peasant. :laugh:
I like a mash of turnip and potatoes in the winter. Yummy.
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Do they serve turnips at the palace?
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yes
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Will it be served in wooden bowls, or on golden plates?
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golden plates. garnished with caviar
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One is not supposed to eat the garnish, isn't it?
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caviar isn't garnish. It's ambrosia.
(Actually I can't abide the stuff, but you know the public thinks I eat it.)
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caviar isn't garnish. It's ambrosia.
(Actually I can't abide the stuff, but you know the public thinks I eat it.)
I will keep your secret, but not by eating the stuff for you.
Maybe we can offer it as a hearty breakfast to Lady Weeble.
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caviar isn't garnish. It's ambrosia.
(Actually I can't abide the stuff, but you know the public thinks I eat it.)
tobiko is better. more crisp, less salt. caviar is too salty for me.
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caviar isn't garnish. It's ambrosia.
(Actually I can't abide the stuff, but you know the public thinks I eat it.)
I will keep your secret, but not by eating the stuff for you.
Maybe we can offer it as a hearty breakfast to Lady Weeble.
Eggs eating eggs ... :cbc: ... I'm not sure I should accept!