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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on October 29, 2006, 01:02:01 PM
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country, state etc. i'm from flagstaff arizona.
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I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere.
Currently a happy Masshole.
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God found me clogging up his toilet so he sent me to earth.
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God found me clogging up his toilet so he sent me to earth.
hahahaha, good one.
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The Wrong Planet.
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Originally, Chicagoland
Spent some time in Northern Wisconsin, Central & Southern Indiana,.... and now I live in Kenfucky.
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i want to live in the northwest, someplace like seattle. the cost of living there is too high though :(
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West Yorkshire, land of curries, crappy call centres, and chav twats with their 'Poundstrectcher' trackies tucked in their socks... :happypuke:
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Finnish West Coast, a little place named Kokkola.
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I am from Alabama.
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Orginally from Hobart, Tasmania via Melbourne and now living in Bendigo.
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Lakewood, California.
part of LA county.
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I was born in Kimball Nebraska.
I live in Rapid City South Dakota.
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I am originally from Florida.
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The deep, dark bowels of hell.
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Lakewood, California.
part of LA county.
there's a Lakewood, NJ.
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oh yeah...i'm from Old Bridge, NJ...i go to school in Montclair, NJ though.
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oh yeah...i'm from Old Bridge, NJ...i go to school in Montclair, NJ though.
Is that near Englishtown??
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Old Bridge is near Englishtown, yes.
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Old Bridge is near Englishtown, yes.
We have a race there in the spring.
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I'm from Analslime........ I mean Anaheim, Ca
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Old Bridge is near Englishtown, yes.
We have a race there in the spring.
yeah those damn races cause a lot of frickin traffic near where i live :grrr: :finger: :laugh:
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Scotland, and before anyone says anything, no it aint all lovely green scenery, we dont all like bagpipes, tartan, strathan toffee, whisky, haggis, people who speak Gaelic or Robert Burns. ;D
Before that i lived in the womb of a virgin who conceived me via immaculate conception. ;)
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Scotland, and before anyone says anything, no it aint all lovely green scenery, we dont all like bagpipes, tartan, strathan toffee, whisky, haggis, people who speak Gaelic or Robert Burns. ;D
Before that i lived in the womb of a virgin who conceived me via immaculate conception. ;)
I though our lord and saviour was supposed to be a guy??
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Scotland, and before anyone says anything, no it aint all lovely green scenery, we dont all like bagpipes, tartan, strathan toffee, whisky, haggis, people who speak Gaelic or Robert Burns. ;D
Before that i lived in the womb of a virgin who conceived me via immaculate conception. ;)
Thats a good one. :LMAO:
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Blasphemous!!! Maybe your lord and saviour is, you know thats prob why things havent really panned out too well for him or the faith and followers. ;)
Nah as a kid, we had a teacher who instead of making the claim "the storks brought you" when some of the class were inquisitive, she would instead do the whole "Mary" and the immaculate conception bull. To which well my reply was never pleasant and i used to get into trouble, especially after describing what really happened and calling the teacher a stupid person, technically it was my mothers fault for teaching me the facts of life so early. ;D
Naturally i knew i wasnt immaculately conceived or came from a virgins womb.........i was actually the offspring of satan and came forth from the loins of a witch (with the help of an inciscion, forceps and suction) who had an obvious crap taste in choice of husband and the unfortunate gift of not being infertile, of course. :green:
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Naturally i knew i wasnt immaculately conceived or came from an immaculate conception or virgins womb.........i was actually the offspring of satan and came forth from the loins of a witch (with the help of an inciscion, forceps and suction) who had an obvious crap taste in choice of husband and the unfortunate gift of not being infertile, of course. :green:
That's a bunch of bull!! Everyone knows the spawn of Satan was borne of a Jackal!! If you claimed to be the offspring of one of the elder gods of Cthulhu, I might believe that. The spawn of Satan?? everyone knows who that is......................Tom Cruise. :flame:
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Nah as a kid, we had a teacher who instead of making the claim "the storks brought you" when some of the class were inquisitive, she would instead do the whole "Mary" and the immaculate conception bull. To which well my reply was never pleasant and i used to get into trouble, especially after describing what really happened and calling the teacher a stupid person, technically it was my mothers fault for teaching me the facts of life so early. ;D
I have been teaching the facts of life to my ten year old daughter for years now. I hope no teacher tries the stork story with her.
Naturally i knew i wasnt immaculately conceived or came from a virgins womb.........i was actually the offspring of satan and came forth from the loins of a witch (with the help of an inciscion, forceps and suction) who had an obvious crap taste in choice of husband and the unfortunate gift of not being infertile, of course. :green:
I think two of your mother's greatest joys are you and your brother. Even if she did have bad taste in husbands, I'm sure she is glad she was fertile because now she has you.
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lol at Scrapheap
Yeah Callaway i think especially if a kid is becoming inquisitive they should be given a sensible more realistic reply, sure they may be too young to know ALL the ins and outs, but you still dont need to lie, there are ways of explaining most things even to young kids. It great to hear you taught your daughter, i find not too many parents do explain these days here, or they dont explain well enough, they seem to just leave it to the school or for kids to find out the hard way, which is utter stupidity especially with the way things are in todays society. My mum taught me and my bro very young, me alot earlier than my bro though (which was lucky considering i started puberty/menstruating very very early) but basically i had this habit of putting my foot in it and correcting adults when they told porkies to other kids about conception and giving birth. :P
Yes even though she was naive when actually planning to concieve me given the situation, then fell accidently with my bro and thought he was a bladder infection, my bro and i are def the best things to come out of her marriage (including hardening/experience/knowledge im sure) but yeah we both know that and so does she, infact we were pretty much all that was left considering the sperm donor aka biological father, ran away with all the cash, including money that was in a fund to set me up for life when i was older etc lol and well she wouldnt have been here if i hadnt been born given when i was still a kid and it was finally over with dad and her (the big showdown) she sat on the bed with pills and all, and i was the only one there (minus my bro who was a toddler) so i had to talk to her, make things seem better, and get her to change her mind. She always used to say i was the little person who kept her going and stopped her from ending things (which was soo embarassing). Personally i think i deserved aknowledgement more for looking after my baby brother due to the "projectile vomitting" and always choosing to wee as you changed his nappy. :green:
But yes no more mention of me etc. :P
Hey maybe your daughter will be like me Callaway if a teacher tries the stork story, "erm no miss its not like that cause what actually happens is.........." ;)
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Lakewood, California.
part of LA county.
there's a Lakewood, NJ.
but there are no lakes in lakewood, california
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Aren't there lots of Lakewoods in the US? I believe there are more, I know of one near Denver.
I'm in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
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Amsterdam? Nice!
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Aren't there lots of Lakewoods in the US? I believe there are more, I know of one near Denver.
I'm in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
Well If we ever al, get together, we know who's bringing the hash!! :stoned:
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lol
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country, state etc. i'm from flagstaff arizona.
And you sure showed us you staff, eh??
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Finnish West Coast, a little place named Kokkola.
When did you move to Sweden??
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I was born in Kimball Nebraska.
I live in Rapid City South Dakota.
The only thing good about Kimball is that it's near I-80 and you can use the interstate to go somewhere interesting.
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I'm from Analslime........ I mean Anaheim, Ca
Glad to have escaped from behind the Orange Curtain. ;D
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Born in New Orleans, exiled to Houston from age 3 1/2 to 12, back to New Orleans, then Kenner and Metairie. The last 2 are suburbs of NO.
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Finnish West Coast, a little place named Kokkola.
When did you move to Sweden??
When I was 11.
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I was born at Attadale Hospital and now live about an hour's drive from there in Mandurah, which is in southern Western Australia.
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I live in Portland (born here) and I still live here but we lived in Washington for nine years when I was little and then we moved to Montana and I lived there for eight years.
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I was born at Attadale Hospital and now live about an hour's drive from there in Mandurah, which is in southern Western Australia.
My grandmother lived in Attadale
I live in Canberra. I used to live in Perth and then Bunbury
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I was born at Attadale Hospital and now live about an hour's drive from there in Mandurah, which is in southern Western Australia.
My grandmother lived in Attadale
I live in Canberra. I used to live in Perth and then Bunbury
I just got to know you as you moved to Canberra. We could have had a meet-up in Bunbury, bummer. Will you move back to the west someday?
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I was born at Attadale Hospital and now live about an hour's drive from there in Mandurah, which is in southern Western Australia.
My grandmother lived in Attadale
I live in Canberra. I used to live in Perth and then Bunbury
I just got to know you as you moved to Canberra. We could have had a meet-up in Bunbury, bummer. Will you move back to the west someday?
No I think that time has passed for me. Kind of like that expression that you can't step into the same river twice. But you are right its a shame we could not have caught up. I'd have enjoyed it.
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I'm a Masshole like PMSElle. It's a fine state. :M 8)
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I'm a Masshole like PMSElle. It's a fine state. :M 8)
Then why are they called Massholes?? :orly:
The correct term for people from my state is Oregonism. :M
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I'm a Masshole like PMSElle. It's a fine state. :M 8)
Then why are they called Massholes?? :orly:
The correct term for people from my state is Oregonism. :M
"Oregonism" is actually cool. As for the rest of the country, they just can't handle our ferocity. :M