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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: RageBeoulve on February 23, 2011, 09:03:45 AM

Title: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 23, 2011, 09:03:45 AM
Quote
Getting kind of difficult to hold your boy down while raping him in the ass, eh Sir Les? orly?

Take a good look at the above quote. Look at it, and think real hard for a second. Now, I wasn't here when you made this post so I have no way of knowing what you were thinking at the time, so I made this callout.

Be honest. Did you actually think that was funny somehow, or were you just trying to make a cut at les? Theres no right or wrong answer, and the reason should be obvious. I just want to hear what went through your mind. I'm curious.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Frolic_Fun on February 23, 2011, 09:19:36 AM
Rage, I know he's a retard and all but...

Will you shut the fuck up? ::)
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 23, 2011, 09:23:17 AM
No. I'm a spaz and I like to understand things and stuff.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Squidusa on February 23, 2011, 10:08:30 AM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 23, 2011, 10:50:33 AM
Duke you were just logged on. Wtf man get in here and answer my question.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Semicolon on February 23, 2011, 11:43:07 AM
:popcorn:

Indeed.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: DukeNukem on February 23, 2011, 05:17:31 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Squidusa on February 23, 2011, 06:29:35 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: DukeNukem on February 23, 2011, 08:54:12 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Squidusa on February 23, 2011, 10:15:45 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: DukeNukem on February 24, 2011, 06:36:47 AM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets. :wanker:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 24, 2011, 06:41:59 AM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

So you did think it was funny. I see.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Eclair on February 24, 2011, 06:45:18 AM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets
. :wanker:

Oh poor you. The comments were because of the ridiculous trash you sprouted at him.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 24, 2011, 07:02:51 AM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets. :wanker:

"....and that's what he gets"

Impressive. You sound like a gelatinous mass of wobbly blubber impersonating an internet tough guy.
I am not crying into my pillow about it.
I think there is a little bit of envy here don't you?
C'mon man you do occasionally walk past a mirror don't you?
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.
You are not the first one to try on the kid thing here. Not the last. In fact you are not the first one to try this shit on with me. Binty was a lot more severe.
But all good. I really don't give a shit.
So let's look at you. How old are you now kid? Do you have any decent role model adults to which to base ability to grow into a man? Do you have a parent, a step parent, an uncle, mentor, boss, good well-adjusted male peers?
Do you have any idea about women? What they like? what type of masculine traits they find appealing?
Do you have an idea about what they could find appealing or attractive in you and what things to cultivate in your personality to attract them?

I know the answers to all these questions but I just like asking them. You know why? Because it highlights just what damaged goods you are and how impossible your plight is to achieve anything in your life. You are so far behind the eight ball that you will never catch up and you know it.

Is that sad? Nope it is hilarious!  :hahaha:

So here is my advice for you young Pentagram. Buy some lube. Your pigs will appreciate it.

Love Uncle Les.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Eclair on February 24, 2011, 07:30:19 AM
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.

Fuck you Les...I lol'd...very fucking loudly in fact and it's dead quiet here. My housemate yes, who is still awake in the room next door, is now going to think something odd is going on in my room!!!

Damn you!!!
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 24, 2011, 07:36:29 AM
 :indeed:

He read MY mind this time. ;)
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 07:59:19 AM
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.

Fuck you Les...I lol'd...very fucking loudly in fact and it's dead quiet here. My housemate yes, who is still awake in the room next door, is now going to think something odd is going on in my room!!!

Damn you!!!

It was the bit about pigs and lube that got me :rofl:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: bodie on February 24, 2011, 09:22:19 AM
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.

Fuck you Les...I lol'd...very fucking loudly in fact and it's dead quiet here. My housemate yes, who is still awake in the room next door, is now going to think something odd is going on in my room!!!

Damn you!!!

It was the bit about pigs and lube that got me :rofl:


yeah but we are talking about a guy with a four inch weener,  he don't need 'lube',  i bet the pigs don't even squeel with sumat that teeny  :screwy:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 24, 2011, 09:23:51 AM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: bodie on February 24, 2011, 09:28:40 AM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:

at the time i was trying to make someone with a huge hooter feel better by highlighting that my own nose wasnt exactly button sized!
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 24, 2011, 09:40:44 AM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:

at the time i was trying to make someone with a huge hooter feel better by highlighting that my own nose wasnt exactly button sized!

Oh I see.

(http://www.animalsden.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/funny-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 10:23:11 AM
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.

Fuck you Les...I lol'd...very fucking loudly in fact and it's dead quiet here. My housemate yes, who is still awake in the room next door, is now going to think something odd is going on in my room!!!

Damn you!!!

It was the bit about pigs and lube that got me :rofl:


yeah but we are talking about a guy with a four inch weener,  he don't need 'lube',  i bet the pigs don't even squeel with sumat that teeny  :screwy:

You're right , It's the teeth the poor piggies want to watch out for however.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: DukeNukem on February 24, 2011, 02:42:47 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets. :wanker:

"....and that's what he gets"

Impressive. You sound like a gelatinous mass of wobbly blubber impersonating an internet tough guy.
I am not crying into my pillow about it.
I think there is a little bit of envy here don't you?
C'mon man you do occasionally walk past a mirror don't you?
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.
You are not the first one to try on the kid thing here. Not the last. In fact you are not the first one to try this shit on with me. Binty was a lot more severe.
But all good. I really don't give a shit.
So let's look at you. How old are you now kid? Do you have any decent role model adults to which to base ability to grow into a man? Do you have a parent, a step parent, an uncle, mentor, boss, good well-adjusted male peers?
Do you have any idea about women? What they like? what type of masculine traits they find appealing?
Do you have an idea about what they could find appealing or attractive in you and what things to cultivate in your personality to attract them?

I know the answers to all these questions but I just like asking them. You know why? Because it highlights just what damaged goods you are and how impossible your plight is to achieve anything in your life. You are so far behind the eight ball that you will never catch up and you know it.

Is that sad? Nope it is hilarious!  :hahaha:

So here is my advice for you young Pentagram. Buy some lube. Your pigs will appreciate it.

Love Uncle Les.


So that's it, eh? Buy some lube so that my pigs will appreciate it?

That's the advice from someone who claims to be better than me?

And you are basically saying that there's no hope for me?

If I had not shoved my mother down to the ground in front of the grocery store, like 2 or 3 years ago, gotten arrested, put in state custody, raised by a foster mother until I turned 18, then being forced to be on my own, then guess what?

I'd still be stuck in a shitty house in the middle of the country with an old, good-for-nothing hag who isn't in the best of health (because she used to be a drug addict and all that). There would REALLY be NO hope for me then.

I have bad dreams about the past or the possibilities if I had not lost my temper that day every other night. I escaped the true Hell that would have been the rest of my life, with almost nothing but my computer.

I never want to go back. It's fucking tough. It's certainly as Hell not funny.

You don't know what it's like to be me. It's for the best that you do not, it seems.

Much worse could have happened to me, but it's still unacceptable what has happened to me.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Squidusa on February 24, 2011, 02:49:29 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets. :wanker:

"....and that's what he gets"

Impressive. You sound like a gelatinous mass of wobbly blubber impersonating an internet tough guy.
I am not crying into my pillow about it.
I think there is a little bit of envy here don't you?
C'mon man you do occasionally walk past a mirror don't you?
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.
You are not the first one to try on the kid thing here. Not the last. In fact you are not the first one to try this shit on with me. Binty was a lot more severe.
But all good. I really don't give a shit.
So let's look at you. How old are you now kid? Do you have any decent role model adults to which to base ability to grow into a man? Do you have a parent, a step parent, an uncle, mentor, boss, good well-adjusted male peers?
Do you have any idea about women? What they like? what type of masculine traits they find appealing?
Do you have an idea about what they could find appealing or attractive in you and what things to cultivate in your personality to attract them?

I know the answers to all these questions but I just like asking them. You know why? Because it highlights just what damaged goods you are and how impossible your plight is to achieve anything in your life. You are so far behind the eight ball that you will never catch up and you know it.

Is that sad? Nope it is hilarious!  :hahaha:

So here is my advice for you young Pentagram. Buy some lube. Your pigs will appreciate it.

Love Uncle Les.


So that's it, eh? Buy some lube so that my pigs will appreciate it?

That's the advice from someone who claims to be better than me?

And you are basically saying that there's no hope for me?

If I had not shoved my mother down to the ground in front of the grocery store, like 2 or 3 years ago, gotten arrested, put in state custody, raised by a foster mother until I turned 18, then being forced to be on my own, then guess what?

I'd still be stuck in a shitty house in the middle of the country with an old, good-for-nothing hag who isn't in the best of health (because she used to be a drug addict and all that). There would REALLY be NO hope for me then.

I have bad dreams about the past or the possibilities if I had not lost my temper that day every other night. I escaped the true Hell that would have been the rest of my life, with almost nothing but my computer.

I never want to go back. It's fucking tough. It's certainly as Hell not funny.

You don't know what it's like to be me. It's for the best that you do not, it seems.

Much worse could have happened to me, but it's still unacceptable what has happened to me.

Thats it , say it how it is , we've had such a hard life :bigcry: :emosad: (emo)
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: 'Butterflies' on February 24, 2011, 03:12:57 PM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets. :wanker:

"....and that's what he gets"

Impressive. You sound like a gelatinous mass of wobbly blubber impersonating an internet tough guy.
I am not crying into my pillow about it.
I think there is a little bit of envy here don't you?
C'mon man you do occasionally walk past a mirror don't you?
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.
You are not the first one to try on the kid thing here. Not the last. In fact you are not the first one to try this shit on with me. Binty was a lot more severe.
But all good. I really don't give a shit.
So let's look at you. How old are you now kid? Do you have any decent role model adults to which to base ability to grow into a man? Do you have a parent, a step parent, an uncle, mentor, boss, good well-adjusted male peers?
Do you have any idea about women? What they like? what type of masculine traits they find appealing?
Do you have an idea about what they could find appealing or attractive in you and what things to cultivate in your personality to attract them?

I know the answers to all these questions but I just like asking them. You know why? Because it highlights just what damaged goods you are and how impossible your plight is to achieve anything in your life. You are so far behind the eight ball that you will never catch up and you know it.

Is that sad? Nope it is hilarious!  :hahaha:

So here is my advice for you young Pentagram. Buy some lube. Your pigs will appreciate it.

Love Uncle Les.


So that's it, eh? Buy some lube so that my pigs will appreciate it?

That's the advice from someone who claims to be better than me?

And you are basically saying that there's no hope for me?

If I had not shoved my mother down to the ground in front of the grocery store, like 2 or 3 years ago, gotten arrested, put in state custody, raised by a foster mother until I turned 18, then being forced to be on my own, then guess what?

I'd still be stuck in a shitty house in the middle of the country with an old, good-for-nothing hag who isn't in the best of health (because she used to be a drug addict and all that). There would REALLY be NO hope for me then.

I have bad dreams about the past or the possibilities if I had not lost my temper that day every other night. I escaped the true Hell that would have been the rest of my life, with almost nothing but my computer.

I never want to go back. It's fucking tough. It's certainly as Hell not funny.

You don't know what it's like to be me. It's for the best that you do not, it seems.

Much worse could have happened to me, but it's still unacceptable what has happened to me.

You are right. It does sound like a truly terrible situation. The fact that you are really by yourself means that you are the only person that can dig yourself out of the hole you're in. I really hope that you find a way.
If it wasn't for my aunt, uncle and cousin I would probably be in the same situation as you. I'm just lucky that no matter how much I fuck up, they are always there to pick up the pieces and make sure I have a bright future.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 24, 2011, 07:35:22 PM
Pentagram, that was then, this is now.  Learn from it and go on.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 24, 2011, 08:05:02 PM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:

Looks as if she's being cheeky.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: bodie on February 24, 2011, 08:48:35 PM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:

Looks as if she's being cheeky.   :rofl:

ah cbc,  sorry but you missed some,  while you were awayi changed my avatar to a pic with red hair showing my big nose,  then i changed it to a bum pic (being the butt of the joke) and now...well i changed it again....
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 24, 2011, 08:56:57 PM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:

Looks as if she's being cheeky.   :rofl:

ah cbc,  sorry but you missed some,  while you were awayi changed my avatar to a pic with red hair showing my big nose,  then i changed it to a bum pic (being the butt of the joke) and now...well i changed it again....

I guess we've both been busy!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: bodie on February 24, 2011, 09:08:57 PM
Wtf are you doing in your pic, bodaccea?  :orly:

Looks as if she's being cheeky.   :rofl:

ah cbc,  sorry but you missed some,  while you were awayi changed my avatar to a pic with red hair showing my big nose,  then i changed it to a bum pic (being the butt of the joke) and now...well i changed it again....

I guess we've both been busy!  :laugh:

yay check out my way or the highway :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 24, 2011, 09:19:47 PM
yeah but we are talking about a guy with a four inch weener,  he don't need 'lube',  i bet the pigs don't even squeel with sumat that teeny  :screwy:
Has Duke been giving you a hard time? I miss a lot that goes on around here.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: bodie on February 24, 2011, 09:24:08 PM
yeah but we are talking about a guy with a four inch weener,  he don't need 'lube',  i bet the pigs don't even squeel with sumat that teeny  :screwy:
Has Duke been giving you a hard time? I miss a lot that goes on around here.

no it was just an observation.  he said himself he had 'four inches'  and it just tickled me (not literally)  no i got no beef with the man -  but i would take the piss out of anyone who came on here saying they measured 4 inches :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 24, 2011, 09:28:20 PM
I see. Missed that bit of information. Knew I had to be missing something.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Callaway on February 24, 2011, 11:25:30 PM
yeah but we are talking about a guy with a four inch weener,  he don't need 'lube',  i bet the pigs don't even squeel with sumat that teeny  :screwy:
Has Duke been giving you a hard time? I miss a lot that goes on around here.

no it was just an observation.  he said himself he had 'four inches'  and it just tickled me (not literally)  no i got no beef with the man -  but i would take the piss out of anyone who came on here saying they measured 4 inches :2thumbsup:

We used to have a member who said her ex measured three-and-a-half inches and I got grief from someone (not her) for laughing about it.
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: bodie on February 25, 2011, 03:03:36 AM
yeah but we are talking about a guy with a four inch weener,  he don't need 'lube',  i bet the pigs don't even squeel with sumat that teeny  :screwy:
Has Duke been giving you a hard time? I miss a lot that goes on around here.

no it was just an observation.  he said himself he had 'four inches'  and it just tickled me (not literally)  no i got no beef with the man -  but i would take the piss out of anyone who came on here saying they measured 4 inches :2thumbsup:

We used to have a member who said her ex measured three-and-a-half inches and I got grief from someone (not her) for laughing about it.
  like the pun on member haha
Title: Re: Duke. Get the fuck in here.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 25, 2011, 07:46:54 AM
I didn't see this thread until now.

I just wanted to have a go at old buddy Les, that's all. I thought it was funny and was the kind of humor suitable for Intensity2. :-[

But come on, peeps, stop going all PC on my ass! :wanker:

1. he's not your "buddy"

2. Kids should never be included , or did you forget about ricktard's slur towards QV?

3. you're a tard

4. ditto

5. ditto

6 and ditto again

1. It's called "sarcasm", buddy. ::)

2. It's not like I threatened the life or the well-being of Sir Les's stupid children.

3. And you're a bitch-tard, so that makes us even.

4. Can't think of anything else?

5. You're a bitch-tard...

6. ...with a small membrane and "member". :wanker:

Really? seemed mor elike you projecting your perpetual lonliness.
No but you talked about child rape about his children which is just as bad  :thumbdn:

Bitch-tard lol , dooky is mad  :zoinks:

with a small member? yet again projecting about the size of his pingas.  :screwy:

You know, Sir Les kept on commenting about me having sex with pigs. He just had to push it and that's what he gets. :wanker:

"....and that's what he gets"

Impressive. You sound like a gelatinous mass of wobbly blubber impersonating an internet tough guy.
I am not crying into my pillow about it.
I think there is a little bit of envy here don't you?
C'mon man you do occasionally walk past a mirror don't you?
Do you see in me a man who is the opposite of you? Mature, intelligent, wise, good-looking,  tough, compassionate, popular, sexually confident, with kids as evidence of his ability to obtain sex with the opposite sex and a human kind at that?
You really ought not project so much. Truth is I am not so wonderful. I am pretty ordinary on every account above. It is just next to you I look a lot better.
You are not the first one to try on the kid thing here. Not the last. In fact you are not the first one to try this shit on with me. Binty was a lot more severe.
But all good. I really don't give a shit.
So let's look at you. How old are you now kid? Do you have any decent role model adults to which to base ability to grow into a man? Do you have a parent, a step parent, an uncle, mentor, boss, good well-adjusted male peers?
Do you have any idea about women? What they like? what type of masculine traits they find appealing?
Do you have an idea about what they could find appealing or attractive in you and what things to cultivate in your personality to attract them?

I know the answers to all these questions but I just like asking them. You know why? Because it highlights just what damaged goods you are and how impossible your plight is to achieve anything in your life. You are so far behind the eight ball that you will never catch up and you know it.

Is that sad? Nope it is hilarious!  :hahaha:

So here is my advice for you young Pentagram. Buy some lube. Your pigs will appreciate it.

Love Uncle Les.


So that's it, eh? Buy some lube so that my pigs will appreciate it?

That's the advice from someone who claims to be better than me?

And you are basically saying that there's no hope for me?

If I had not shoved my mother down to the ground in front of the grocery store, like 2 or 3 years ago, gotten arrested, put in state custody, raised by a foster mother until I turned 18, then being forced to be on my own, then guess what?

I'd still be stuck in a shitty house in the middle of the country with an old, good-for-nothing hag who isn't in the best of health (because she used to be a drug addict and all that). There would REALLY be NO hope for me then.

I have bad dreams about the past or the possibilities if I had not lost my temper that day every other night. I escaped the true Hell that would have been the rest of my life, with almost nothing but my computer.

I never want to go back. It's fucking tough. It's certainly as Hell not funny.

You don't know what it's like to be me. It's for the best that you do not, it seems.

Much worse could have happened to me, but it's still unacceptable what has happened to me.

No Duke. That is advice from someone who doesn't give a shit about you.

I appreciate you bringing up you boo-hoo. like this. It gives me more ammo to use on you when you are being an arsehole or being whiny (which covers pretty much all of your posts)

Personally I think it VERY funny. I was right you ARE damaged goods, will not amount to anything and you DO know it.

Go on. Tell me I am wrong.  :lol: