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Title: St Valentine's Day
Post by: bodie on February 13, 2011, 06:48:12 AM
Got any funny valentine's stuff???

like


Roses are red
violets are funky
i'm thinking of you
as i'm spanking my monkey


and this has gotta be my favourite
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a schitzophrenic
And so am I
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 13, 2011, 06:50:36 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: P7PSP on February 13, 2011, 06:57:16 AM
When I get back from France I will be as suave and deboner as Pepe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja66EOPw3-E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja66EOPw3-E)
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: eris on February 13, 2011, 06:58:38 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't


 :laugh:
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 13, 2011, 06:59:19 AM
When I get back from France I will be as suave and deboner as Pepe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja66EOPw3-E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja66EOPw3-E)

Will you be posting in French, while wearing a beret?  :eiffel:
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: P7PSP on February 13, 2011, 07:00:57 AM
I doubt that.  :autism:
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Icequeen on February 13, 2011, 09:39:56 AM
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/a/anti_valentine-13238.jpg)
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 13, 2011, 09:41:42 AM
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/a/anti_valentine-13238.jpg)

:evilplus:   It's the perfect antidote to all the syrupy
jewelry-store advertising on TV and the radio!
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: renaeden on February 14, 2011, 06:57:53 AM
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Squidusa on February 14, 2011, 07:03:27 AM
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

:rofl:  :plus:
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Eclair on February 14, 2011, 07:04:44 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't
:1st:

 You officially just made a 'Dad' joke.

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 14, 2011, 07:57:44 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't
:1st:

 You officially just made a 'Dad' joke.

 :hahaha:

 :lol: I am about to be a Dad for the 14th year. It was inevitable. Besides I have been a crotchety old man a LOT longer than just now. You lot wait until I am in my 60's.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: bodie on February 14, 2011, 12:09:22 PM
i went to pick up my little urchin today from his nursery
..and he presented me with a valentine card

this is the first card he has ever made for me!  and there is an
outline of a teddy on the front (obviously drawn by the staff but hey)
and it has been filled in by my boy using pencil crayons, with a bow on
the teddy!!

inside it just says  'i love you mummy'

Best valentine i ever had. 

i had to pretend i had something in my eye :D
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 14, 2011, 02:14:50 PM
Pathetic day for some singles, I hear people kill themselves that day. I don't remember the statistics but when I first read about it, I thought "how pathetic."

Shame my son is too young for this holiday. I got my husband a huge heart with chocolate inside it. The day before, he got me a box of chocolate.

Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: eris on February 14, 2011, 05:04:52 PM
a very special someone gave me a rose  :eyelash:
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 14, 2011, 05:36:58 PM
Happy Valentines Day ladies
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 14, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
I find it funny how some people think this is a made up holiday by companies to make money. No it was made up by St Valentine's or whatever. Hallmark and other companies make the cards and the candy and other items for money.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 14, 2011, 06:44:47 PM
Happy Love Day.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 14, 2011, 06:53:05 PM
I find it funny how some people think this is a made up holiday by companies to make money. No it was made up by St Valentine's or whatever. Hallmark and other companies make the cards and the candy and other items for money.

It's commercialised bullshit though now. It's nothing more than a profit gap filler for the period after Christmas and before Easter. I only played along with such bullshit for courtesy when I had someone and, what a waste of money that turned out to be.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 14, 2011, 07:10:01 PM
Yes. Like Christmas. Poor baby Jesus and St. Valentine.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: 'andersom' on February 15, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Happy Valentines Day ladies

Thank you, it was.

I find it funny how some people think this is a made up holiday by companies to make money. No it was made up by St Valentine's or whatever. Hallmark and other companies make the cards and the candy and other items for money.

It never was celebrated here, but, companies really work hard to get it popular here. And slowly they are succeeding.
I still keep forgetting about Valentines day. Makes the surprise even bigger.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 15, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
Happy Valentines Day ladies

Thank you, it was.

I find it funny how some people think this is a made up holiday by companies to make money. No it was made up by St Valentine's or whatever. Hallmark and other companies make the cards and the candy and other items for money.

It never was celebrated here, but, companies really work hard to get it popular here. And slowly they are succeeding.
I still keep forgetting about Valentines day. Makes the surprise even bigger.

Sounds like the same thing happening here, but with Halloween instead, thankfully its being an failure so far.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: Peter on February 15, 2011, 08:14:49 AM
Bah, humbug, or whatever the equivalent phrase is for Valentine's day.  The only Valentine's day card I ever got was a pity-card from my sister.
Title: Re: St Valentine's Day
Post by: 'andersom' on February 16, 2011, 03:44:42 AM
Happy Valentines Day ladies

Thank you, it was.

I find it funny how some people think this is a made up holiday by companies to make money. No it was made up by St Valentine's or whatever. Hallmark and other companies make the cards and the candy and other items for money.

It never was celebrated here, but, companies really work hard to get it popular here. And slowly they are succeeding.
I still keep forgetting about Valentines day. Makes the surprise even bigger.

Sounds like the same thing happening here, but with Halloween instead, thankfully its being an failure so far.
Ýup, they are trying to push Halloween here too.
And Santa is being pushed here too. They are not succeeding that much with Halloween yet. But Christmas is getting more and more a present celebration, kind of silly, because they are not cutting back on St Nic on December 5th.

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