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Title: Something very strange...
Post by: DukeNukem on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Semicolon on February 12, 2011, 12:07:54 AM
It's nice to see that you're actually exercising.  :autism:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 12, 2011, 01:11:50 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???
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Never having been a male or jacked off, this is a wild guess.  Maybe it's jealous and thinks you're cheating on it with Mr. Johnson?
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: bodie on February 12, 2011, 01:41:31 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???


Just a thawt  -  were you jackin off in the mirror???  maybe you were confused and it was your left hand!!! :screwy: :screwy:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: renaeden on February 12, 2011, 04:34:13 AM
Maybe your left hand had empathy for your right hand.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: P7PSP on February 12, 2011, 04:35:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???
Did you sit down with your finger in your ass Appalachia?  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 12, 2011, 06:34:07 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You fail at fapping.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: P7PSP on February 12, 2011, 06:42:03 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You fail at fapping.
:LMAO: No wonder he was rogering the neighbors pig, motherfucker can't spank properly.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: bodie on February 12, 2011, 06:35:25 PM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You fail at fapping.
:LMAO: No wonder he was rogering the neighbors pig, motherfucker can't spank properly.
:rofl:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 13, 2011, 04:11:18 PM
It's nice to see that you're actually exercising.  :autism:

:rofl:  :plus:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Parts on February 13, 2011, 04:38:56 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/4048593515_57b3899543.jpg)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Scrapheap on February 13, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You're supposed to sit on your right hand untill it goes numb, THEN jack off. Since you can't feel your hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It's called giving yourself a stranger.  ::)

I'm embarassed to admit that I know that.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 13, 2011, 06:31:13 PM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You're supposed to sit on your right hand untill it goes numb, THEN jack off. Since you can't feel your hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It's called giving yourself a stranger.  ::)

I'm embarassed to admit that I know that.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: 'andersom' on February 14, 2011, 06:13:34 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You're supposed to sit on your right hand untill it goes numb, THEN jack off. Since you can't feel your hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It's called giving yourself a stranger.  ::)

I'm embarassed to admit that I know that.

You forgot the red nail-polish Scrap. To make it visually a true sailor love indeed.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 14, 2011, 06:37:53 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

Do not be concerned large one. It is growing pains associated with turning into a flipper. Keep yourself hydrated. Peace by with you Willy.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 14, 2011, 06:48:40 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

Do not be concerned large one. It is growing pains associated with turning into a flipper. Keep yourself hydrated. Peace by with you Willy.

:rofl:

I just plussed you so I can't plus you again  :(
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Parts on February 14, 2011, 08:41:04 AM
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs28/300W/f/2008/082/b/0/Black_Dog_Apparition_by_PacificPikachu.jpg)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 14, 2011, 08:32:25 PM
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs28/300W/f/2008/082/b/0/Black_Dog_Apparition_by_PacificPikachu.jpg)

Who drew that? Who is PacificPikachu?   :orly:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Parts on February 14, 2011, 08:55:28 PM
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs28/300W/f/2008/082/b/0/Black_Dog_Apparition_by_PacificPikachu.jpg)

Who drew that? Who is PacificPikachu?   :orly:

No idea it was in an image search for "Something very strange"
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Scrapheap on February 14, 2011, 10:02:33 PM
looks like the chupacabra.  ::)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Scrapheap on February 14, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
looks like the chupacabra.  ::)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 15, 2011, 12:40:35 AM
looks like the chupacabra.  ::)

Double post.  :P

Double post.  :P
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Scrapheap on February 15, 2011, 12:43:02 AM
looks like the chupacabra.  ::)

Double post.  :P

Double post.  :P

:scratchhead:

how the fuck did that happen??
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 15, 2011, 12:45:06 AM
looks like the chupacabra.  ::)

Double post.  :P

Double post.  :P

:scratchhead:

how the fuck did that happen??

You were mesmerized by the chupacabra's red-eyed glare. It happens.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: 'andersom' on February 15, 2011, 02:33:18 AM
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs28/300W/f/2008/082/b/0/Black_Dog_Apparition_by_PacificPikachu.jpg)

Who drew that? Who is PacificPikachu?   :orly:

No idea it was in an image search for "Something very strange"

 :lol:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 02:12:37 PM
I have something very strange.


A picture of Pentagram as a child.  :orly:
















:zoinks:


(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/17980000/ngbbs4927d463ec798.jpg)


:zoinks:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: P7PSP on February 16, 2011, 03:01:07 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/3589q83.jpg)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 03:04:11 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/3589q83.jpg)

Hey I SAID it was a pic of PENTAGRAM as a child.

What were you expecting , I mean seriously :zoinks:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 03:14:58 PM
WHALEBOOOOOOOOI



(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx15/violetstarbubble/judyfreak.jpg)

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: P7PSP on February 16, 2011, 03:43:58 PM
Those Appalachia teeth are shure nasty.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 03:51:32 PM
Those Appalachia teeth are shure nasty.  :zombiefuck:

 :indeed:  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Parts on February 16, 2011, 03:54:50 PM
I can't believe he posted that
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 03:56:28 PM
I can't believe he posted that

As in Penty posting it originally , or me re-posting it?  :laugh: :orly: :asthing:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Parts on February 16, 2011, 03:58:43 PM
I can't believe he posted that

As in Penty posting it originally , or me re-posting it?  :laugh: :orly: :asthing:

If that was me nobody ever would have seen it.  I would have posted a photo  found online and said it was me
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 04:01:46 PM
I can't believe he posted that

As in Penty posting it originally , or me re-posting it?  :laugh: :orly: :asthing:

If that was me nobody ever would have seen it.  I would have posted a photo  found online and said it was me

Ahh



Well Penty's an attention whore , any attention to him is good I guess  :screwy:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: DukeNukem on February 16, 2011, 04:05:48 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: DukeNukem on February 16, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 04:12:12 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:


Pig Raping Redneck I think :toporly:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: DukeNukem on February 16, 2011, 04:15:45 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:


Pig Raping Redneck I think :toporly:

It's better to rape pigs than to be unoriginal. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 04:18:05 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:


Pig Raping Redneck I think :toporly:

It's better to rape pigs than to be unoriginal. :zoinks:



Because Pig raping is a totally new thing?  :autism:



Also I invented the name "Pig Raping Redneck" for you so , I am being original  :pwned:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: DukeNukem on February 16, 2011, 04:19:40 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:


Pig Raping Redneck I think :toporly:

It's better to rape pigs than to be unoriginal. :zoinks:



Because Pig raping is a totally new thing?  :autism:



Also I invented the name "Pig Raping Redneck" for you so , I am being original  :pwned:

And I invented the act of pig raping. So there. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on February 16, 2011, 04:20:27 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:


Pig Raping Redneck I think :toporly:

It's better to rape pigs than to be unoriginal. :zoinks:



Because Pig raping is a totally new thing?  :autism:



Also I invented the name "Pig Raping Redneck" for you so , I am being original  :pwned:

And I invented the act of pig raping. So there. :hahaha:


Lol U mad?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 16, 2011, 04:56:02 PM
Pent.  Slow down and think.  You're on automatic posting mode right now and that's not good.  Unfortunately, the Internet has a memory even an elephant would envy.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Parts on February 16, 2011, 04:57:38 PM
Many have tried to tell him that I have given up he makes his own mess now
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: P7PSP on February 16, 2011, 05:05:25 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:


Pig Raping Redneck I think :toporly:

It's better to rape pigs than to be unoriginal. :zoinks:



Because Pig raping is a totally new thing?  :autism:



Also I invented the name "Pig Raping Redneck" for you so , I am being original  :pwned:

And I invented the act of pig raping. So there. :hahaha:
Leviticus 20:15 And the man who copulates with a beast shall be killed ; and the beast shall be slaughtered. Ferrar Fenton translation. Your nasty pig fuck conduct has been proscribed for 3600 years Appalachia.  :angel:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 16, 2011, 05:21:45 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?
No. Histrionic may be what you're thinking.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on February 16, 2011, 06:09:33 PM
Isn't craving attention (of any kind) a trait of autism?

And isn't this forum supposed to be for autistic people?


 ::)

No it's a trait of an attention whore.

And what's the proper medical terminology for "attention whore"? Female? :zoinks:

Oi. Less of you lip. :lol:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on February 16, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
Autistic people from what I've seem tend to not like attention at all (including myself, I'd get pissed off if I was the centre of attention). The ones that do are usually the self-diagnosed ones or the general WP cunts.
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Adam on February 16, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
IRL I don't like attention at all

online I like some attention, but it depends on what kind. Not the kind of attention I usually get that's for sure :laugh:
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on February 16, 2011, 10:28:24 PM
I like certain types of attention, as long as they dont conflict with my social anxiety :)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on May 06, 2011, 06:59:25 PM
(http://www.stablesbar.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/red-neck.jpg)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Adam on May 06, 2011, 07:02:29 PM
(http://www.jokesprank.com/gallery/data/media/1/redneck_dog_teeth_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Something very strange...
Post by: Squidusa on May 06, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
(http://www.destination360.com/north-america/mexico/images/s/mexico-whale-watching.jpg)