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Title: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 08:35:16 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Callaway on October 22, 2006, 08:38:03 PM
I'm so sorry you had trouble registering, TheMachine1.  What happened to you?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 08:49:50 PM
The image had unreadable character. I tried many guesses then gave up. Then I got mad so I was going
to figure away to login and cry. So my plan was to reload the page till a viewable picture came up.
Lucky it took one time but I had to retype  all my info again. Then when I found the e-mail I got
in msn spam folder the link was unclickable. So I had to copy and paste it. If you get anybody lazier or
dumber than me they will say forget it dude I'm outta here. Plus I got headache.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 08:51:12 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.

so is that all you have to complain about... your in now arent you, so it cant have been THAT difficult....

for the sake of complaining eh...

n00bs :P
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 08:58:11 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.

so is that all you have to complain about... your in now arent you, so it cant have been THAT difficult....

for the sake of complaining eh...

n00bs :P


Yeah but I'm a relentless(is that a word?) a$$hole most people want be as determine. I was also asked
to mail a blood sample in within 7 days.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 09:06:07 PM
hahahahahaha pmslrof

and yes relentless IS a word, however you grammar is that of a permenantly stoned politician (sorry thats george Bush i apologise)

8)
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 09:12:46 PM
But really how can a site survive without Werbert? He is like an aspie god. He will be the aspie
that parts  Lake Michigan so all us American aspies can escape to Canada in the great aspie genocide
in the 2017.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 09:21:39 PM
i hope not...   cos i believe the americans have done it (yet) again...

with their "Combatting Autism Act 2005"

most of you american aspies are gonna get "Cured" and the rest will (in True X-Men 3 Stylee), Conquer them puny dullards before they get too far just to prove the point....

;D
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Callaway on October 22, 2006, 09:26:47 PM
The blood sample was for me.   :bat:   ;) 

I'm sorry the whole registration process was so difficult for you.  The fact that you were persistent enough to register and post makes me want to figure out the problem, so thank you for being a relentless asshole.  By the way, you don't have to censor your profanity here, unless you just want to.  You would have a difficult time figuring out the only word in our swear filter.

The difficult-to-read characters are so people can register, but spambots cannot.  Some of the other websites that don't use CAPTCHAs have been completely overrun with spambots lately.   CAPTCHA, which is an acronym for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart", is that process with those sometimes almost unreadable characters you have to copy.  I know this explanation does not make it easier for you, but I thought you might like to know.

Let us try to make it up to you.  Would you like to choose a custom title for yourself, or would you like me to choose one for you? 

Before I am accused of playing favorites here, anyone who wants a custom title can ask for one.

Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 09:32:00 PM
Your so sweet but I will stick with Newbe. But its going to take me along time to come up with the blood
because I'm a machine. Hell who am I kidding we are all a computer simulations.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Scrapheap on October 22, 2006, 09:43:19 PM
The blood sample was for me.   :bat:   ;) 

I'm sorry the whole registration process was so difficult for you.  The fact that you were persistent enough to register and post makes me want to figure out the problem, so thank you for being a relentless asshole.  By the way, you don't have to censor your profanity here, unless you just want to.  You would have a difficult time figuring out the only word in our swear filter.

The difficult-to-read characters are so people can register, but spambots cannot.  Some of the other websites that don't use CAPTCHAs have been completely overrun with spambots lately.   CAPTCHA, which is an acronym for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart", is that process with those sometimes almost unreadable characters you have to copy.  I know this explanation does not make it easier for you, but I thought you might like to know.

Let us try to make it up to you.  Would you like to choose a custom title for yourself, or would you like me to choose one for you? 

Before I am accused of playing favorites here, anyone who wants a custom title can ask for one.



hey!! I'll have to hit you up on that one!!
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 09:48:53 PM
I notice I can see my e-mail icon but I selected not show my e-mail. Is that because I only see it? I
hate to get spam from Scrapheap for those penis enlargement pills he sales on WP
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Callaway on October 22, 2006, 09:59:48 PM
I notice I can see my e-mail icon but I selected not show my e-mail. Is that because I only see it? I
hate to get spam from Scrapheap for those penis enlargement pills he sales on WP

You can see your own email icon and the administrators can see it, but the rest of the members cannot.  If you make your email address public, then all the members can see it.

Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Scrapheap on October 22, 2006, 10:02:24 PM
I notice I can see my e-mail icon but I selected not show my e-mail. Is that because I only see it? I
hate to get spam from Scrapheap for those penis enlargement pills he sales on WP

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I thought we had an agreement TM1!!! You have to give me the $20 back!!
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Nomaken on October 22, 2006, 10:15:42 PM
I'm sorry to sound cold, but I don't think i'm missing out on much by scaring away potential members so lazy they can't get past an inconvenience so minor.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: TheMachine1 on October 22, 2006, 11:23:17 PM
I'm sorry to sound cold, but I don't think i'm missing out on much by scaring away potential members so lazy they can't get past an inconvenience so minor.

Well you want miss me either . Delete my account.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:25:10 PM
well i 'want' miss your spelling punc,tuati.on or grammar ;D

but i will miss correcting you mofo 8)
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Nomaken on October 23, 2006, 12:00:33 AM
I have a 7 foot long stick I use to turn my airconditioner on and off and change its settings because I am too lazy to get up and walk over to it and turn it on and off.  But I have to admit that the cryptic, convoluted process of registering for this site which took all of 17 seconds was a hair away from making me tell you guys to fuck off, i don't need to associate with people who can't manage to provide a way to register in less time than it takes to make a happy meal.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Callaway on October 23, 2006, 12:27:45 AM
I notice I can see my e-mail icon but I selected not show my e-mail. Is that because I only see it? I
hate to get spam from Scrapheap for those penis enlargement pills he sales on WP

Is he responsible for those television commercials selling "male enhancement pills" with the man who has a permanent grimace on his face that looks like he is being anally electrocuted?   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on October 23, 2006, 01:15:16 AM
I have a 7 foot long stick I use to turn my airconditioner on and off and change its settings because I am too lazy to get up and walk over to it and turn it on and off.  But I have to admit that the cryptic, convoluted process of registering for this site which took all of 17 seconds was a hair away from making me tell you guys to fuck off, i don't need to associate with people who can't manage to provide a way to register in less time than it takes to make a happy meal.

= 10 minutes

Because that's how long it took, the last time I ordered one for my daughter.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on October 23, 2006, 01:17:00 AM
I'm sorry to sound cold, but I don't think i'm missing out on much by scaring away potential members so lazy they can't get past an inconvenience so minor.

Well you want miss me either . Delete my account.

If you don't want to stay, do it yourself. The delete option is in your profile.

However, why not stick around and see if you'll change your mind?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 23, 2006, 03:38:51 AM
I find those copy these characters to prove you're a real person stuff very difficult to, unfortunately I realise they are necessary evil.

I hope you do decide to stick and around to find out if the hassle was worth it.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: duncvis on October 23, 2006, 03:58:19 AM
I thought there was a 'if you can't read this shit, click to contact an admin' link? if there isn't I'll have a look at it. We do need the CAPTCHA, but there needs to be a way for people who can't read it to register, though they might still need a little patience for their account to be manually activated. ;)
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 04:26:38 AM
I have trouble reading those things on other sites, but usually by like the 4th time I get it right.  ;D
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: McGiver on October 23, 2006, 05:39:27 AM
I find those copy these characters to prove you're a real person stuff very difficult to, unfortunately I realise they are necessary evil.

I hope you do decide to stick and around to find out if the hassle was worth it.

here is what i hate about them.

i have three different letters that will not shift=capitolize on my keyboard.  i have to keep trying sometimes til one of them are not represented.

forget about registering the serial codes on software.  on those i am screwed.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 06:30:25 AM
Get a new keyboard, fool.

It looks like I have to get a new printer. I dropped a comb in it by accident, and after I got it out, it started printing funny. I think the paper feeder is broken now.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on October 23, 2006, 06:32:26 AM
I've been wondering about that, too, McJ. Why don't you just buy a new keyboard? They're cheap.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: McGiver on October 23, 2006, 06:34:29 AM
because i like the wireless kind.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 06:44:12 AM
so buy a wireless one
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: McGiver on October 23, 2006, 08:13:13 AM
so buy a wireless one

but i already have the keys broken in on this one (literally).
same with the hot buttons.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 08:16:18 AM
can't deal with the change, huh?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: thepeaguy on October 23, 2006, 08:18:18 AM
The image had unreadable character. I tried many guesses then gave up. Then I got mad so I was going
to figure away to login and cry. So my plan was to reload the page till a viewable picture came up.
Lucky it took one time but I had to retype  all my info again. Then when I found the e-mail I got
in msn spam folder the link was unclickable. So I had to copy and paste it. If you get anybody lazier or
dumber than me they will say forget it dude I'm outta here. Plus I got headache.

Admit it: You just love the fucking drama.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: McGiver on October 23, 2006, 08:19:29 AM
can't deal with the change, huh?

just can't be arsed.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on October 23, 2006, 10:52:05 AM
can't deal with the change, huh?

just can't be arsed.

So stop whining about dead keys and stuff, then.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Lucifer on October 23, 2006, 03:44:03 PM
what the fuck are you doing to your keyboard to break it, Doolittle - shagging it?

::)
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on October 23, 2006, 04:58:31 PM
what the fuck are you doing to your keyboard to break it, Doolittle - shagging it?

::)

And now his keyboard's got fuckn truama issues?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Lucifer on October 23, 2006, 04:59:08 PM
give it some tea, then.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: McGiver on October 23, 2006, 06:05:35 PM
what the fuck are you doing to your keyboard to break it, Doolittle - shagging it?

::)

my daughters spilled milk on it.
or so that is the story i am sticking to.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 23, 2006, 06:31:45 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Draggon on October 23, 2006, 06:32:27 PM
 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: richard on October 26, 2006, 10:16:10 AM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: duncvis on October 26, 2006, 11:47:06 AM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 11:48:45 AM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?

Cumming on a mirror.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Leto729 on October 26, 2006, 12:38:08 PM
Welcome TheMachine1 to the craziness that is Intensity2.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on October 26, 2006, 12:44:40 PM
I think TheMachine1's left the building for now, Kevv.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: richard on October 26, 2006, 01:09:09 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?
i've been in california visiting my retarded dad
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 01:10:40 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?
i've been in california visiting my retarded dad

That's very nice to refer to your dad that way.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 26, 2006, 01:50:31 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?
i've been in california visiting my retarded dad

That's very nice to refer to your dad that way.

But then again you don't know if his dad is deserving of that attitude or not do you?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 01:52:21 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?
i've been in california visiting my retarded dad

That's very nice to refer to your dad that way.

But then again you don't know if his dad is deserving of that attitude or not do you?

True as always, mamma retard.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 26, 2006, 01:57:49 PM

True as always, mamma retard.

Firstly, I ain't your mamma and secondly, what happened to your disgust at calling people things like that? 

/me thinks peaguy is aiming for some serious punishment and goes looking for the handcuffs
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Callaway on October 26, 2006, 02:01:20 PM

True as always, mamma retard.

Firstly, I ain't your mamma and secondly, what happened to your disgust at calling people things like that? 

/me thinks peaguy is aiming for some serious punishment and goes looking for the handcuffs


Would any of these help, PI?   :evillaugh:

:whip: :spank: :flamer:
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 26, 2006, 02:02:32 PM
Thanks Callaway- its always fun adding extra 'toys' to my kit  >:D
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 02:02:41 PM

True as always, mamma retard.

Firstly, I ain't your mamma and secondly, what happened to your disgust at calling people things like that? 

/me thinks peaguy is aiming for some serious punishment and goes looking for the handcuffs

Look at my eyes, my pathetic eyes...
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 26, 2006, 02:03:36 PM

True as always, mamma retard.

Firstly, I ain't your mamma and secondly, what happened to your disgust at calling people things like that? 

/me thinks peaguy is aiming for some serious punishment and goes looking for the handcuffs

Look at my eyes, my pathetic eyes...

 :slap:  Did I say you could look at me?!?!
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: richard on October 26, 2006, 02:04:33 PM
:whip:
hahaha
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: thepeaguy on October 26, 2006, 02:05:11 PM
:whip:
hahaha

Hohohohoho.
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: McGiver on October 26, 2006, 02:14:19 PM
If you want to get much more than 125 members. I only kept trying just to post this one message.

Bye.
stfu

hey dick, where've you been?
i've been in california visiting my retarded dad

southern california?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 22, 2014, 02:55:35 PM
I thought TM1 had potential, but he wasn't  :viking: .
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: odeon on August 22, 2014, 03:37:47 PM
Potential for what?
Title: Re: Get ride of the over complex registration process
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 22, 2014, 05:18:43 PM
To be an interesting new member. Instead, he was :ghey: .