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Title: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 19, 2010, 02:53:41 AM
I'll answer anything with total honesty, but you may wish you didn't ask.







and no, I wont have sex with you and i wont post noodz.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Peter on December 19, 2010, 04:22:57 AM
What's the strangest thing that you've had in your vagina?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 19, 2010, 04:31:52 AM
 a guy with schitzophrenia



I used to masturbate with an electric toothbrush, too, before i was old enough to go to the sex shop.

So probably those 2 things.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Semicolon on December 19, 2010, 08:22:46 AM
Which philosophy track were you on in school? Or, did you have an undifferentiated philosophy major?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 19, 2010, 08:30:41 AM
It was just "Philosophy" , but It was an intensive major and I took a lot of Sociology and Anthropology classes as my electives. I went to the University of Pittsburgh. That is one of the best Philosophy schools in the country. I would eventually like to get my masters degree.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Semicolon on December 19, 2010, 08:42:46 AM
What is your answer to Agrippa's Trilemma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchhausen_Trilemma)?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 19, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
Well, I am a Discordian so I do not believe in "truths". I believe that all things are equally true and false at the same time.


Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Semicolon on December 19, 2010, 08:51:24 AM
Eris was the goddess of discord, wasn't she?

Score :plus: for the punctuation!
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 19, 2010, 08:54:20 AM
Yes, Eris is the Greek goddess of Chaos and Discord.

She started the trojan war, you know.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on December 19, 2010, 12:05:59 PM
I'll answer anything with total honesty, but you may wish you didn't ask.
and no, I wont have sex with you and i wont post noodz.

DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!!
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on December 19, 2010, 12:12:24 PM
What is your answer to Agrippa's Trilemma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchhausen_Trilemma)?

Me personally, I tend to lean towards axiomatic arguments, but the base assumptions most be based in some kind of repeatable, reliable observation.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 20, 2010, 09:17:58 AM
I'll answer anything with total honesty, but you may wish you didn't ask.
and no, I wont have sex with you and i wont post noodz.

DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!!

Well, apparanlty there are *now* nudes of me. Just not on the internet. He just pulled out his phone and started snappin pics and, well, I just kept goin.

Oh, I almost forgot

Back in 04 I did go topless on an old forum I used to go to.  I dont have the pics anymore, but Im sure they are somewhere out there :)
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Chair on December 20, 2010, 11:31:11 AM
What's your favorite fruit?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 20, 2010, 11:51:22 AM
watermellon
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Semicolon on December 20, 2010, 12:21:49 PM
:watermelon:  :)
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on December 20, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
You mentioned living in West Vagina.

How long did you live there? where abouts??
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 21, 2010, 09:15:47 PM
I was born in Charleston, WV, and lived in that area until I was 13 until we moved to pennsylvania. Then when I was 18 I moved to extreme southern WV, in a shit town called Cora  near the kentucky border for about 6 months.

My family is there, though, so I spent a lot of time there as a kid. Right now Im in a southern suburb of pittsburgh and it is only 15 minutes from the west virginia border.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on December 21, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
I was born in Charleston, WV, and lived in that area until I was 13 until we moved to pennsylvania. Then when I was 18 I moved to extreme southern WV, in a shit town called Cora  near the kentucky border for about 6 months.

My family is there, though, so I spent a lot of time there as a kid. Right now Im in a southern suburb of pittsburgh and it is only 15 minutes from the west virginia border.

No offence, but you have some good white-trash credentials there.  :LOL:  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 21, 2010, 11:45:06 PM
 :lol:


I've got all my teeth, I swear.


im just a southern belle  :-*
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: DukeNukem on December 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
What gets wetter as it dries?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 21, 2010, 11:56:50 PM
Me towelling myself off as I watch gay mens porn ?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on December 22, 2010, 05:39:33 AM
the thriving metropolis of Cora, West Virginia  :thumbup:

(http://brewernaturalresources.com/images/Arial%20view%20of%20Logan.jpg)

As you can see, there is actual pavement on the roads

But you wouldnt believe how country the hollers' get

Children running around with no shoes on, etc


Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on January 02, 2011, 07:24:07 PM
What is your cup size?

Are your areola large or small?

Are your areola pink or dark?

How do you shave your muff? (clean shaven, landing strip, triangle, heart, etc)
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 03, 2011, 02:34:51 AM
uhg. ok then  ::) C ,regular size, pink, clean

Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on January 03, 2011, 07:42:49 PM
uhg. ok then  ::) C ,regular size, pink, clean



 :2thumbsup:

C cups are about the perfect size. Not too big, not too small, just right.  8)

clean shaven is good for :oral: but a little patch looks better IMO.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 03, 2011, 09:51:58 PM
the thriving metropolis of Cora, West Virginia  :thumbup:

(http://brewernaturalresources.com/images/Arial%20view%20of%20Logan.jpg)

As you can see, there is actual pavement on the roads

But you wouldnt believe how country the hollers' get

Children running around with no shoes on, etc


That looks lovely from here :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 03, 2011, 09:55:20 PM
uhg. ok then  ::) C ,regular size, pink, clean



 :2thumbsup:

C cups are about the perfect size. Not too big, not too small, just right.  8)

clean shaven is good for :oral: but a little patch looks better IMO.

I've never liked a little patch. Shaved is cool, hairy is cool, and trimmed is cool, but I've never been keen on an artificial patch. It just looks too artificial :laugh:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 03, 2011, 10:00:20 PM
Shaved must be all the rage, men too. Mom works in surgery and says she hasn't seen an unshaved crotch in ages.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Adam on January 03, 2011, 10:02:01 PM
what does your mum do?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 03, 2011, 10:02:57 PM
Shaved must be all the rage, men too. Mom works in surgery and says she hasn't seen an unshaved crotch in ages.

But that's hospital. Nobody turns up at hospital with a jungle in their panties :laugh:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Adam on January 03, 2011, 10:04:26 PM
I don't take my clothes off at hospital
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 03, 2011, 10:05:38 PM
what does your mum do?
She's a surgical tech in the E.R.
But that's hospital. Nobody turns up at hospital with a jungle in their panties :laugh:
Maybe not for planned surgery, no.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 03, 2011, 10:14:34 PM
what does your mum do?
She's a surgical tech in the E.R.
But that's hospital. Nobody turns up at hospital with a jungle in their panties :laugh:
Maybe not for planned surgery, no.

I suppose that's true. I could be involved in an accident tomorrow and not have time to make myself look good, :-[

Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Adam on January 03, 2011, 10:35:37 PM
I hope I die straight away if I am
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 05, 2011, 10:35:02 AM
I think people get shaved for surgery, so maybe that is why everyone she sees is shaved. But almost everyone I know (that Ive seen naked) shaves or trims.

If you're going to have visitors it is best to be presentable  :laugh:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 11:29:24 AM
It is part of hygiene, imo.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: 'Butterflies' on January 05, 2011, 04:07:55 PM
I think people get shaved for surgery, so maybe that is why everyone she sees is shaved. But almost everyone I know (that Ive seen naked) shaves or trims.

If you're going to have visitors it is best to be presentable  :laugh:

Does that include guys?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 06, 2011, 07:16:43 AM
I trim. :dunno:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 06, 2011, 10:24:29 AM
I think people get shaved for surgery, so maybe that is why everyone she sees is shaved. But almost everyone I know (that Ive seen naked) shaves or trims.

If you're going to have visitors it is best to be presentable  :laugh:

Does that include guys?


guys are really the only people I see naked lately  :laugh: so, yeah it includes guys.

Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 06, 2011, 10:28:37 AM
It seems like normal routine to me, like brushing my teeth.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 06, 2011, 10:30:34 AM
yes, me too :) I shave my legs and stuff so it is just part of the routine.


Honestly though I kinda prefer trimmed to completly shaved. It's manlier or something. I dont like little boys.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on January 06, 2011, 07:25:39 PM
yes, me too :) I shave my legs and stuff so it is just part of the routine.


Honestly though I kinda prefer trimmed to completly shaved. It's manlier or something. I dont like little boys.

That's how I feel about teh womenz. They look better with a little muff down there.

When it's trimmed down to a little patch, it's just damn cute!!  :eyelash:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: renaeden on January 07, 2011, 04:14:28 AM
What do you do for work? I think that part of it involves painting a house?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 07, 2011, 08:46:32 PM
I work for a real estate agent. I basically clean up houses for new people to move in, and I often have to paint. It's very uninspiring.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on January 07, 2011, 08:48:03 PM
I work for a real estate agent. I basically clean up houses for new people to move in, and I often have to paint. It's very uninspiring.

Have you had to clean up after any Meth freaks??
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: P7PSP on January 07, 2011, 08:49:00 PM
Do you like the work of M.C. Escher?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 07, 2011, 08:56:59 PM
I have to clean up after all kinds of freaks  :facepalm2:

one time there were chicken bones stuck on the carpet. Once there were hair extentions in every single drawer of the house. And once I even encountered an entire freezer full of spoiled meat :) It's a wonderfull job, really

M.C. Escher? ... uh not particularly, although I do enjoy art.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 07, 2011, 09:05:34 PM
M.C. Escher? ... uh not particularly, although I do enjoy art.
Tessellations make me angry for some reason.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: P7PSP on January 07, 2011, 09:15:40 PM
M.C. Escher? ... uh not particularly, although I do enjoy art.
Tessellations make me angry for some reason.
Every Rose has its thorns.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 08, 2011, 02:39:51 PM
I had to look that one up. It doesnt make me angry, but I am unimpressed.  :M I do sometimes  like patterns in art, though.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Osensitive1 on January 08, 2011, 03:01:38 PM
Although said 'some reason', do know the reason. It's just and old and silly reason.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on January 08, 2011, 07:04:53 PM
Have you ever played Disc Golf??

Could you be talked into it with a disc like this one??  :zoinks:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 09, 2011, 09:14:01 PM
nope, I've never played. Would I play if I got high first ? probably not  :)
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Scrapheap on January 09, 2011, 09:37:12 PM
nope, I've never played. Would I play if I got high first ? probably not  :)

You've got to admit. That disc design is awesome!!
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 09, 2011, 09:39:04 PM
What would you do with your last dollar?  (Please don't say you'd buy a fire agate).
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 09, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
If I only had one dollar I doubt it would really matter what I did with it, as I couldnt do anything substantial with it at all. Id probably try to save it, or use it for food.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: P7PSP on January 09, 2011, 11:09:07 PM
Have you ever gone white water rafting?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 09, 2011, 11:10:25 PM
Would you rather parachute dive or ride in a hot air balloon?
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 09, 2011, 11:26:58 PM

Have you ever gone white water rafting?

no, but I would !

Would you rather parachute dive or ride in a hot air balloon?

that's not fair you know I am afraid of heights  :laugh:

but if I had to pick one I might as well parachute dive.  if im going to go up there i might as well make it worth it
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: P7PSP on January 10, 2011, 12:01:49 AM
That's good, locking your ankles to stay in the raft is easy, so is paddling in unison.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Callaway on January 10, 2011, 02:55:06 AM

Have you ever gone white water rafting?

no, but I would !

Would you rather parachute dive or ride in a hot air balloon?

that's not fair you know I am afraid of heights  :laugh:

but if I had to pick one I might as well parachute dive.  if im going to go up there i might as well make it worth it

Riding in a hot air balloon is so cool, though.  Seeing the scenery and picking a leaf from the top of a tree is fun.

Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 10, 2011, 03:02:57 AM
I think I'd be too busy pissin' myself to look at the scenery  :laugh:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Callaway on January 10, 2011, 03:06:47 AM
I think I'd be too busy pissin' myself to look at the scenery  :laugh:

You have to go to the bathroom before you go up in the balloon.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 10, 2011, 03:40:46 AM
why ? pissing myself would probably be the only thing I would enjoy about the whole situation.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Adam on January 10, 2011, 04:25:56 AM
I thought I was gonna piss myself the other day. Horrible. I got to the toilet though
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: eris on January 10, 2011, 04:32:55 AM
tell me more  :orly:
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: 'andersom' on January 10, 2011, 06:14:10 AM
why ? pissing myself would probably be the only thing I would enjoy about the whole situation.
:LMAO:

I skipped the chance to go on a balloon trip. Fear of heights and such. My brother, having the same issue, did go. He said he nearly shat himself, but, once he was used to it, he found it absolutely awesome.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Callaway on January 11, 2011, 01:57:26 PM
why ? pissing myself would probably be the only thing I would enjoy about the whole situation.
:LMAO:

I skipped the chance to go on a balloon trip. Fear of heights and such. My brother, having the same issue, did go. He said he nearly shat himself, but, once he was used to it, he found it absolutely awesome.

I went on one once and it was absolutely awesome.  I told my husband it was one thing I hoped to do someday and he bought me hot air balloon tickets for my next birthday.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Queen Victoria on January 11, 2011, 07:03:57 PM
why ? pissing myself would probably be the only thing I would enjoy about the whole situation.
:LMAO:

I skipped the chance to go on a balloon trip. Fear of heights and such. My brother, having the same issue, did go. He said he nearly shat himself, but, once he was used to it, he found it absolutely awesome.

I went on one once and it was absolutely awesome.  I told my husband it was one thing I hoped to do someday and he bought me hot air balloon tickets for my next birthday.

That was so sweet of him.  You're lucky to have each other.
Title: Re: go ahead ask me something
Post by: Callaway on January 11, 2011, 07:05:17 PM
why ? pissing myself would probably be the only thing I would enjoy about the whole situation.
:LMAO:

I skipped the chance to go on a balloon trip. Fear of heights and such. My brother, having the same issue, did go. He said he nearly shat himself, but, once he was used to it, he found it absolutely awesome.

I went on one once and it was absolutely awesome.  I told my husband it was one thing I hoped to do someday and he bought me hot air balloon tickets for my next birthday.

That was so sweet of him.  You're lucky to have each other.

You are right.  We are lucky to have each other.