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Title: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 17, 2010, 05:05:05 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Parts on December 17, 2010, 05:49:26 AM
Back at you :green:
 :santa: :santa: :santa:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Semicolon on December 17, 2010, 07:39:25 AM
Personally, I prefer asscake to asspie. Thank you for the sentiment anyways.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: eris on December 17, 2010, 07:44:45 AM
What if we aren't aspies and just spazzes ?
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 17, 2010, 12:41:28 PM
Happy Holidays, Sea Tart. 

Pass up the fruitcake (A. I like it and B. there are enough fruitcakes here to last a year - including myself)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: richard on December 17, 2010, 04:59:20 PM
See you next year!
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 17, 2010, 05:49:59 PM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Loupgarou on December 18, 2010, 12:26:46 AM
Merry Xmas, Squiddly :santa: :santa: :snowman:

Stay safe, sweet cheeks.

Loup
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: renaeden on December 18, 2010, 04:27:54 AM
What if we aren't aspies and just spazzes ?
It still applies:
Merry christmas spazzes  :P
See? :)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 18, 2010, 07:49:06 AM
Behave yourself, little tart! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: P7PSP on December 18, 2010, 08:09:02 AM
I was stopping in to make this thread but the Cephalopod Bitch got to it first. So :thumbup: to the mollusk for being on top of things. Have a Merry Christmas spazzes. I'll be back full time in a bit, but I need to focus my energy else where for the time being. I miss this board but I know I'll fuck off too much time here if I come back now.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: odeon on December 18, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Merry xmas to you too. It's good to see you around. :)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Icequeen on December 18, 2010, 09:23:46 AM
Merry Christmas!

(http://www.greenpacks.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/beer-christmas-tree-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: DukeNukem on December 18, 2010, 09:30:59 AM
I'm glad you are saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" or even "Merry X-Mas". Hanukkah sucks balls anyways. :wanker:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 18, 2010, 09:43:20 AM
I'm glad you are saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" or even "Merry X-Mas". Hanukkah sucks balls anyways. :wanker:

Have you ever actually celebrated Hanukkah?   :orly:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: DukeNukem on December 18, 2010, 09:49:04 AM
I'm glad you are saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" or even "Merry X-Mas". Hanukkah sucks balls anyways. :wanker:

Have you ever actually celebrated Hanukkah?   :orly:

Nope! And I don't intend to because I'm Christian, not Jewish.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 18, 2010, 09:52:33 AM
I'm glad you are saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" or even "Merry X-Mas". Hanukkah sucks balls anyways. :wanker:

Have you ever actually celebrated Hanukkah?   :orly:

Nope! And I don't intend to because I'm Christian, not Jewish.

So how do you know it sucks?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: odeon on December 18, 2010, 10:01:02 AM
Happy Holidays and Merry X-Mas! :zoinks:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 18, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
I was stopping in to make this thread but the Cephalopod Bitch got to it first. So :thumbup: to the mollusk for being on top of things. Have a Merry Christmas spazzes. I'll be back full time in a bit, but I need to focus my energy else where for the time being. I miss this board but I know I'll fuck off too much time here if I come back now.
:)
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Scrapheap on December 18, 2010, 08:39:14 PM
See you next year!

Where are you going until then??
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Scrapheap on December 18, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
I was stopping in to make this thread but the Cephalopod Bitch got to it first. So :thumbup: to the mollusk for being on top of things. Have a Merry Christmas spazzes. I'll be back full time in a bit, but I need to focus my energy else where for the time being. I miss this board but I know I'll fuck off too much time here if I come back now.

Good to see you pop in PPK!!!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Semicolon on December 18, 2010, 10:37:23 PM
Merry Christmas PPK!  :autism:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 18, 2010, 11:04:45 PM
I was stopping in to make this thread but the Cephalopod Bitch got to it first. So :thumbup: to the mollusk for being on top of things. Have a Merry Christmas spazzes. I'll be back full time in a bit, but I need to focus my energy else where for the time being. I miss this board but I know I'll fuck off too much time here if I come back now.

Be good to have you back big fella.

Oh Squid Thing. Be good mate and take care.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Callaway on December 19, 2010, 03:58:00 PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 :santa: :snowman:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 05:06:22 AM
Happy Holidays and Merry X-Mas! :zoinks:

HAPPY HANNUKAH!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 05:12:01 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 05:15:53 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 05:19:36 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 05:26:38 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 06:16:38 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 06:48:52 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 06:51:12 AM
moon shine, a great christmas still.... god its to late 5AM HERE! :O
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2010, 06:51:33 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 06:54:38 AM
moon shine, have a nice still.... god its to late 5AM HERE! :O

Good god man! SLEEP!!!

Don't make Squiddy use the tranquilisers :toporly:

:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:


Ooh thanks for that!  :asthing:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 06:55:57 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:

THANK YOU! glad to know someone got that and i wasn't just seeing things that were not there  :plus:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2010, 06:57:19 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:

THANK YOU! glad to know someone got that and i wasn't just seeing things that were not there  :plus:

Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 06:59:34 AM
moon shine, have a nice still.... god its to late 5AM HERE! :O

Good god man! SLEEP!!!

Don't make Squiddy use the tranquilisers :toporly:


please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 07:00:44 AM
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:

THANK YOU! glad to know someone got that and i wasn't just seeing things that were not there  :plus:

Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 07:42:41 AM

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2010, 07:46:15 AM

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:

Roon away! Roon away! Roon away! Keep rooning!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Squidusa on December 23, 2010, 07:49:15 AM

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:

Roon away! Roon away! Roon away! Keep rooning!   :rofl:


I fart in your general direction!  :stinker:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2010, 07:53:55 AM

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:

Roon away! Roon away! Roon away! Keep rooning!   :rofl:


I fart in your general direction!  :stinker:

It's just a li'el boony rabbit!   :bunny:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Zippo on December 23, 2010, 07:55:34 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2010, 07:56:58 AM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

I love that speech, AND the Gregorian chant that accompanies the opening of the box!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on December 23, 2010, 12:39:35 PM
Merry Christmas!
Joyous Kwanzaa!
Zot Hanukkah!
Gledelig Jul!
Feliz Navidad!
Ramadan Kareem!
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: kaileen on December 24, 2010, 03:25:24 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
 :santa:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 24, 2010, 03:32:46 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
 :santa:

HOORAY! I've missed you!   :snowman:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: 'andersom' on December 24, 2010, 06:01:34 PM
Merry days all of you, and very merry days to you SeaTart. Stay away from hot waters smelling of salt and pepper in 2011, and you should be just fine.
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: odeon on December 24, 2010, 06:03:04 PM
Merry Christmas, Kaileen. And the rest of you. :P
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: SBI_Patience on December 24, 2010, 06:17:28 PM
Merry Christmas everybody.... and a happy new year 2011 :snowing: :snowman: :santa: :santa:

Kalieen, where the heck have you been?
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: kaileen on December 25, 2010, 05:48:38 AM
I didn't have internet for a while..plus i've been busy with other things lately.. :/
i hope i'll be back soon :D

 :santa: :snowman:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 25, 2010, 06:20:16 AM
I didn't have internet for a while..plus i've been busy with other things lately.. :/
i hope i'll be back soon :D

 :santa: :snowman:


You have been very irresponsible and naughty. GO TO ZEGH'S ROOM NOW! I will send him in shortly
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 25, 2010, 06:21:55 AM
I didn't have internet for a while..plus i've been busy with other things lately.. :/
i hope i'll be back soon :D

 :santa: :snowman:


Hurry back! The other things can wait!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 25, 2010, 02:37:31 PM
 :santa: